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I AM A REAL AMERICAN

FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

Say it

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ICEICEICE NEEDS OUR ENERGY

Didn't doubt did you, user?

Honestly it should be 12 direct invite American teams and SEA, Asia, Euros and Slavs can each get one wildcard spot

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Never doubted you my man.

Why did he build butterfly though?
Made no sense.

NEVER
NOT ONCE

"Fear was offlane Axe for some reason"

LMAO
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What's this guy's name again?

IM PROUD TO BE A HAMBURGER, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW REFILLS ARE FREE

65 damage
65 attack speed
35% Move speed

Why would you not? What's a better item without going rapier?

Uterus Rapier

U N I V E R S E

he went all in on illusions, he bought diffusal afterwords

good old shadow demon illusions memes

Another skadi, there were no right clickers on their team.
I would've even favoured blood thorn against that lineup.

>bloodthorne

stop memeing please

medusa needs damage, if anything, the only other thing he should have gotten is scythe

>tfw the cosmetics are ruining the game.
Tell me I'm not the only one.

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>EG's going to win another TI

man that's depressing

good thing I don't care about dota anymore desu

why icex3 doesn't stream on twitch anymore?

twitter.com/MonsterGaming/status/763594749596930050

>Doubting you when every other fucking team looked like absolute shit going in

Why would I do that?

So it's confirmed Universe is the best player in the world, right?

>tfw euro
>tfw genuinely rooting for EG and feel happy

Im eastern euro anyway, westerners are smug annoying cunts, americans are at least comfy bro tier

>EG wins 2 TIs
>Euros forever cucked

>not "I will get rid of the minefield around the wormhole"

you blew it

What if Tobi and GrandGrant casted that first EG game

Damn...

>*cough* p-peter...please, I-I can play support if I have to *cough* ....j-just let me hold the trophy, just once

I wonder what it must feel like to be European right now?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
dotards?

Can you feel it?

I feel bad for rtz

>ywn get to have a match against IceFrog+4 in a TI

They say death is just like a long, dreamless sleep.

"no"

Does anyone else think it's gonna be kinda boring from now on since we already know EG will win the whole thing?

>tfw we will never get grant casting EG winning a TI

man he would be screaming so hard

I'm sorry based PPD forgive me

ye but them chronos tho

>one of the best players in the game
>held down by garbage teammates like puppey and EE
he deserves it desu

>2016
>Being a Eurocuck

Why haven't you all just killed yourselves yet?

>EHOME got 2-0'd by EG.
WHY.

DC vs EG finals. Screencap this

rtz's suffering is the only good thing about this TI

Really makes you think

I can't see a team beating EG this TI.

Because whoever pushed in Game 1 got wiped and EHOME kept trying.

Honestly I'm beginning to think he's probably just a cancerous player to be around

I'm reminded of TI5 where he starts yelling at his teammates after a loss

That shit probably tilts his team

PPD is literally the GOAT.

He could probably win TI even with a team of 4 yuropoors.

EG winning will make PPD faggots insufferable, sure, but there is a remote possibility of Liquid winning.

Would that be shitpost armageddeon? Finns already shitpost so hard they have their own Veeky Forums for it. And it is not like anything else of value has come out of that forsaken country in centuries except spurdo.

I BELIEVE IN LIQUID

>mfw peter brings rtz back
>mfw he kicks him before TI and goes through opens again

Can the europeans see the americans???

NA > CHINA = SEA >>>>>>> SHIT >>>>>>>> EU

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?

DO WE NEED JIMMY TO GO RECRUIT FOUR FILTHY RUSSIAN MONKEYS THIS TIME AROUND?

What if we had a team of 5 ppds?

no, their vision is clouded by tears

We shine so bright, it's impossible to miss us.

>EG
>win

PPD upped his drafting game, but I still want to watch how the underdog teams will defeat the former champions.

That would come close to equalling ONE Clan_Iraq

Thank fucking god that it was a Blitz - Cap cast though. How awful would it have been to have such an amazing game with fucking Maut or LD casting it.

>four shadow demons disrupting a full-AGI morphling one after the next for a never ending wave of angered illusions

>5 MASTERDRAFTERS ON 1 SINGLE TEAM

I honestly wouldn't care anymore. That game 1 by EG and EHOME made this the perfect TI. I still want them to win but seeing them play at this level has satisfied me enough. Nothing will ever top that game's hype, emotion, and conclusion. It was pure Dota.

you'd need a team of 4 ppds and 1 fear

ppd needs fear to keep his mastermind bullshit from ballooning into a full blown autism disaster

Damn just realized wisp Arcana will clutter the pro games so much if they make it all flashy and particley like the recent immortal trends.

fuck, i hope they turn him into a qt fairy or something instead

I approve of this meme.

>What if we had 5 mechanically shit players on our team

TOP 5 PLAYERS THAT DESERVE TO WIN A TI
1.-rOTK
2.-IceIceIce
3.-Demon
4.-Fear again
5.- Miracle

>wisp arcana
>turns him into a little girl

Daily reminder to be nice to Europeans, they're good guys once you get to know them.

Thanks. : )

hey d2g

fuck you

It will crumble. He's not the best player; he's the best captain. He doesn't take orders, he gives them, and I doubt even he will obey a copy of himself.

really makes you think...

how the fuck did they not see fear coming from behind? they had a sentry..

>a 17 year old kid accomplished more things than me
JUST

>all those chinks and eurotrash
Demon, maybe. The rest can eat shit.

Youre right. Without someone grounding him he might just out draft himself into insanity. Like Nietzsche or something

There would be a lot of feeding and missed AA ults, but the draft would be beautiful.

what did he mean by this?

>turns him into a litle girl (male)

>Miracle

yeah, no.

honestly Mushi should be on there

he was robbed in TI3

So can we give the aegis to PPD already?

Notice how comfy /d2g/ becomes without the usa vs yuro shitposting?
Really makes you think...

shut up hamster