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Supergrass
Supergrass

Let's Hear Those Guns Edition

Official Website
playoverwatch.com

The Oversheet
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Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

Convert source mouse sensitivity
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OP Pastebin
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Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

Overwatch DPS Sheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

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Inmate
Inmate

hana song

idontknow
idontknow

D.VA IS ____________

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Cutest and best pairing

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is it true that Bastion is the one getting the next animated short?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Yes

hairygrape
hairygrape

Should I pop my Hanzo cherry? 75 hours in and I haven't played him yet.

Skullbone
Skullbone

start tanking as d.va so much that i can't even aim as offense anymore

This...is my curse

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

KotH map set that isn't completely awful WHEN???

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

perfection

whereismyname
whereismyname

I think Zarya/Roadhog would make a nice compliment pairing to that.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Since release.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Nana is the cutest hero
youtu.be/dNILVID02cU

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Stay pure.

I haven't played McCree yet over 115 hours.

We must stay strong.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

So it took me all week I guess but I just realized this.

Zarya and Tracer each have the worst legendary skins in the game, goth and punk garbage.
Blizz gives them each 2 new legendaries so players actually have more choices.

Methshot
Methshot

blueberry smile

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

shit on tracer mains
get good at the game, get better aim
use her
feel like a goddess
im sorry

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Well that sucks.

Bastion tank is going to be really goddamn silly if they show a bunch of those tonka toy howlitzers buzzing around like bumper cars.

tfw you cuck Projectile alts all day everyday and then kill their users

Meh. Fair trade

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Nepal is god-tier though

Evilember
Evilember

So I can easily grind around the well in Ilios on PS4, but we still lost the point.

Do I need to be near the top or something?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

spergs obviously from here just trolling the whole match in ranked
memes in chat, insulting the Frenchie on our team
even when trolling they couldn't take it easy, getting mad at the enemy team for some reason or another

Not as bad as the /r9k/ players I've played with though. They would rage quit midgame.

farquit
farquit

Tracer's racer helmet is pretty good. So is Slipstream.

What's wrong with that? You've earned it. You've gone from making your enemies think, "pffft, easy kill" to "goddamn it! How'd she get behind all of us? Half my health just melted off. I thought her guns sucked!"

iluvmen
iluvmen

veekyforums.com/thread/151343909/video-games
t. Hanzo or Mei main

Oh no my friend, very wrong. Nice try I guess?

Most people who chat shit about the meta don't even read the reports, they just look at the graphic from overbuff and do what it tells them.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Bastion animated short coming
still no junkrat and roadhog animated short

Stop cucking me Blizzard

FastChef
FastChef

/owg/, give me a plausible reason for Talon causing the eco disasters Mei was investigating at Watchpoint: Antarctica before she went into cryostasis.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

You're getting another Lucio Ball stadium and you're going to like it.

askme
askme

Your head pretty much had to be above the top. This makes you an easy target. Don't do it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

a.pomf.cat/dvyxfy.webm

Post your plays. I've limited my bullshit to 1 webm.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Damn. That's lame.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

They got a comic and 2 special trailers:

youtube.com/watch?v=l5kTATxt7bE

youtube.com/watch?v=DqhiLbRXGUQ

youtube.com/watch?v=QRd7Pvh2R78

ORGY of destruction!

takes2long
takes2long

Can revive her team
Can't revive herself

Is there anything more satisfying than punishing mercy players?

likme
likme

win a ranked match
this is all you get
Fuck you Blizzard

Emberburn
Emberburn

I'm level 150 and I still can't fucking aim as widowmaker

I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY WAIFU AND NOT BE SHIT AT IT

RavySnake
RavySnake

Same reason Talon does anything else?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

pressq the webm
Nice song tho

Evilember
Evilember

Practice on bot matches.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm hoping that they make his tank transformation scene as bonkers as possible

Oh no, the townspeople are in danger!
Bandits have taken control of the local chapel and have taken hostages!
The faint sound of thrash metal can be heard from the inside, bad guys looking at the door in wonder.
Tankmode Bastion bursts through a fucking wall instead
[Electric Guitar solo intensifies]
Explosions send bad guys flying through stained glass windows one by one
Camera zooms in on Ganymede's soulless eyes, bursts of flame can be seen reflected therein.
And so the day is saved! Thanks Bastion!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

is this the smallest possible gain?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

They're a rip-off of COBRA.

And COBRA was all about the weather machines.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Absolutely nothing? Seems about right

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

36 rating
literally how

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

SHOW YOU RANKS, BOYS.

www.strawpoll.me/10964204/r

also this is cosplay not art

SniperWish
SniperWish

veekyforums.com/thread/151343909/video-games
Lets play some Overwatch

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

figure season is ending soon might as well try competitive because it doesnt matter at this point
win two games in a row and one was 5v6 shorthanded
afraid to queue for competitive again

i just know i cant keep the win streak going do i just switch back and forth from quickplay or what.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Practice on Quick Play.

Learn the best vantage points on the map.

Abuse the Venom Mine.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

all that matters is the highest point you achieved

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

public.tableau.com/profile/benjamin.trautman#!/vizhome/PlanetOverwatchHeroUsageRateHistoricalTracking-August8thUpdateOverall/Dashboard1

you're not maining anyone below a 50% usage right?

askme
askme

Nice link to the results

Techpill
Techpill

i got u

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Mei is a double agent. Her father is/was the head of Talon. She went down there to kill the other scientists and put herself in stasis after she murdered them.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

try to play competitive
get so tilted about getting stomped by 5-man premades while solo queuing that I quit after the first match

why god

Illusionz
Illusionz

what are the best targets for ana's ult? i'm making a list.

genji with ult
reinhardt
reaper
roadhog with ult
soldier with ult

did i miss anything?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Conflict...
As the world teetered on the brink of anarchy, a new hope arose
An elite task force charged ending degeneracy and restoring liberty to all nations
/pol/verwatch. Faggots, NEETS, autists, shitposters; Guardians who secured global peace for a generation
Under its steadfast protection, the world recovered
And today, though its watch has ended, its soaring ideals of freedom and racial inequality will never be forgotten

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

what the fuck is tilted, is that a new niggerpseak word like salt that made its way into gaming now?

takes2long
takes2long

by % of time

What a shit plot.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Jesse McCree? That is a TERRIBLE name for a cowboy.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Tracer bomb gets stronger and more widespread.

D.Va maybe?

Emberfire
Emberfire

solo queue with shit teammates dragging me down.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Lucio wall-rides and jumps around contesting the point all day
He stalls long enough for their team to come back after we wiped them

Wouldn't be as annoying if he was actually able to be aimed at and couldn't sustain all day with shift/speed boost.

SniperWish
SniperWish

veekyforums.com/thread/151343909/video-games
Read this
Look up my mouse, 800 dpi, apparently somewhat ideal
Decide to go by your sensibility
Go in Quickplay and pick S.76 since he's practically perfect to practice basic FPS shit
Mfw shitting on Genjis left and right
Mfw outfucking Widowmakers and Anas
Mfw I'm nuclear

I did shit I never thought I'd be able to pull off like intercepting a speedboosting lucio with the Helix.
Shit's wack.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

maining

Can league shitters just leave already. Nobody wants your shitty one hero gaming here.

Illusionz
Illusionz

happens once
go on tilt
rant about it on a Malaysian shadow puppet bbs.

You should probably work on your anger management skills you child.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

It started in pinball.
It was big in poker.
League of Legends players spammed it.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Rip Mercy

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Always implied to me that he had Native American heritage. No, I don't read the lore, so if I'm right about that, it's coincidental.

massdebater
massdebater

Anyone got more ideas for Underwatch?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Ulting Bastion
MOLTEN CORE with hammer out

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

now

Do you know about pinball? It's this new fangled thing the kids are playing now. Well it comes from there.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Obviously this

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

An elite task force charged ending degeneracy
Implying they wouldn't just go and force teenagers to crossdress before raping them

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Bastion with ult. Maybe Torb with ult.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

MOLTEN CORE with hammer out

are you prankin me or is that actually good

RavySnake
RavySnake

ana RoF buffed
still dropping

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Who is the best hero to carry shitters with?

takes2long
takes2long

Genji

SniperWish
SniperWish

I hate torbjorn and I only ever pay him to piss of my team, but I will say that beating Reinhardt to death with you hammer while you've got molten core going on is pretty enjoyable.

I literally never use his gun seeing as I'm just feeding the enemy ults to end the game more quickly, and you can batter some squishy if you catch them by surprise.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Genji if you arent a shitter with him. If you understand the minimal of his basics, you'll be a god with him

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'm not sure how Reinhardt would work?

Robohardt? Talon-hardt?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

If you know the McCree is good & he has ult, McCree then since he charges faster in his ult, much like a Mercy damage boost. You'll likely just fuck with their aim if you do it with their ult down, though.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It only really works if Mei hates him

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Zarya

w8t4u
w8t4u

Finally reached rank 50 in comp, holy fuck that was a climb.

why? 65 is when you get gud

I've been playing exclusively as Symmetra.

massdebater
massdebater

But McCree is fun though and he's effective.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I want to join in on the Sombra ARG, but I don't want to have to deal with le redditors. Anyone on Veeky Forums involved with it?

RavySnake
RavySnake

NEVER ULT BASTION WITH HIS ULT ON
It doesn't make it any better, the cannon still does one hit kills and if anything the added speed just makes it harder to aim with the cannon.

However, ulting bastion in his turret mode is pure death, just as effective as ulting a ulted 76. The increased fire rate turns him into bullet hell.

Let me tell you how to steam roll a payload push.

shove a bastion on it
heal it constantly
when the enemy team is lined up ult him
guaranteed 4 or more kills per ult
shoot tires and sleep dart threats like roadhog
win

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Hanamura attack is fucking horrible if there are 2 or more Torbjörns.

If they ever end up buffing defense heros, they can't do it without adding hero limit to QP too.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Made something real ep*c for you bros....

enjoy

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

omnic d.va

like regular d.va except shes an omnic. shes piloting a stolen mecha or some shit idk

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Reaper if your positioning isn't shit. Roadhog if you're braindead but can land a single skillshot
Zarya if you have good game knowledge
Genji if you have good mechanics (If you're not above 50 don't even try, the amount of work to payoff isn't worth it in the lower ranks but if you're trying to go top 500 he's the way to go)

Illusionz
Illusionz

roadhog and reaper are my go-tos since they have self-sustain and they can get lots of solo kills safely. i'm sure theres a bit of personal preference there for me though, they're 2 of my favorites.

zarya and zenyatta are also great

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

ana ult on lucio means mega speed boost on everyone?

takes2long
takes2long

But why only Sym?

Skullbone
Skullbone

no

Emberfire
Emberfire

Route 66 Offense
We have two Soldiers who refuse to change
Fuckit
Go Soldier too
Gates open
6 Soldiers storm out
We actually win

At one point we had three tactical visors going at once. Only D.Va survived and the Tracer ragequit.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Are you on console? A lucio trying that shit around people who can aim usually ends up dead in no time.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Night Rocker

'nuff said

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

how does anas ult affect mccrees ult? i almost never play him, but i saw a mccree ult when i boosted him once. does it speed up the targeting?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Get this fucking skin thrice
FUCKING MY GOD I'M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW

TechHater
TechHater

i want to see mei being mean to junkrat but also beating up anyone else that's mean to him. she's the only one that's allowed to be mean to him.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

He's a true warrior, and true warriors are neither good nor evil, they just fight in defense of /their guys/. So he'd be exactly the same, vain and glory obsessed, just fighting on the other side and in different armor.

King_Martha
King_Martha

disregard i flunked out of 2nd grade reading comprehension class

Spamalot
Spamalot

no Gorilla Grodd Winston

pls Blizzard

cum2soon
cum2soon

Give me your luck that's literally the only thing I want

takes2long
takes2long

I'm still geeking out about it. I did a match as McCree and can actually headshot people with some regularity. Which is nice because I just opened this loot box.

The Swiss skin is nice too.

idontknow
idontknow

It doesn't make it any better
added speed just makes it harder to aim
It's really for the chase and killing tanks that I'd consider it.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Get two or three genji's the torb cheese will end sharpish. Torb players are retarded shit and they'll make the same mistakes repeatedly, you can exploit that.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

No but it really is a pain. My sensitivity is pretty high and I still find myself swiveling in circles trying to kill him. It's like I'm catch a greased up pig.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I was playing some comp zarya earlier and got bitched at for holding my ult too long. I thought you're supposed to hold onto it until the opportune moment arises? I usually wait until someone else with an ult near me is ready or their zen or mercy is dead. Am I just supposed to blow it every time it can get a few people?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

And i want that mercy skin I also got red Zarya skin twice, fucking blizzard

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Stop doing this.

Inmate
Inmate

Tracer and Symmetra can be pretty crazy when boosted

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Achievment to destroy 3 teleporters in a single game
Symettra always switches to someone else after you capture the first point

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Bastion becomes robotic son of Sam and listens to Ganymede, who tells him to burn all organic and robotic life, so that nature can exist without those viruses.

Zarya never got swole so she became a robot.

Athena is Ares now.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

D.Va maining all month every month.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

That's a scenario where bastion needs more speed for chasing.

An ulted turret bastion is good always, on any play mode where the other team is lined up, you just have to keep the two of you alive, thankfully you have a grenade that heals you both. It's OP as shit.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Is "it's just quickplay bro" a good excuse for dicking around?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

no button to spot enemies a la battlefield
tfw play ana or zen and be mercilessly raped by tracer and genji while team masturbates

MPmaster
MPmaster

Today I got to listen to someone do that over voice chat.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

week left to climb
tfw i will never be good enough to be top 500

Playboyize
Playboyize

Funnest play style imo.

Methnerd
Methnerd

You SHOULD be able to grab 2-3 most of the time, the pull radius is deceptively large and combo with other people

If they're asking you to ult alone, or into a D.Va that's not in gremlin mode, they're probably shitters

Emberburn
Emberburn

All these shitters brag about medals but we sure aren't winning, are we?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Talon's boss gets revealed
He goes by some bird codename like Hawk, Eagle, or Falcon
>He's Pharah's dad

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

sleep dart them you fuck
that's what it's for

eGremlin
eGremlin

I already had the Valk skin so I don't know if I'll use it much. I was really hoping for Americree, Tricolor, and gookspeak

FastChef
FastChef

Same.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Never understood the McCree hype
Played him for the first time for shits and giggles in QP
4 gold medals and POTG

I guess those years of first round deagle in CS:GO and MTA Online payed off

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Dicking around is what quick play is for.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

vishkar lucio/rebel symm

this.
Multinational Vishkar corp. from South America came to India for what they call "vishkar development". They used the corrupt star musician Lucio to brainwash the people with techno into working for them and using toilets.
A poor and overlooked engineering student Satya Vaswani stole some tech from them, and used their tech to make portals etc. then teleported into their offices and bases, and fucked up them good.

Also TB: he is a mad engineer who invented omnics. His life goal is to turn his body into a machine.

askme
askme

Soldier 76 is already confirmed father though

Methnerd
Methnerd

Whines about comp being "toxic"
wants people to play like its comp

For what reason?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Am I just supposed to blow it every time it can get a few people?

That's what most mongs seem to do so maybe you're supposed to fit in?

zarya: my ultimate is ready
me (genji) my ultimate is 95%
mccree: my ultimate is ready
We're both running back from spawn on Volvo b
FIRE AT WILL
kill feed stays empty
stupid Russian cunt

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

background isn't Hanamurmur

Step it up

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

the limeys just beat him to hell and tossed him in front of a train and there was nothing this super assassin monkey could do about it

Most shocking part of that book honestly.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

HAHAHA DID THE BOTS SERIOUSLY WIN AGAINST YOUR TEAM?

Illusionz
Illusionz

is alright friend, glad you learned something today

always rightclick an ulting mccree as mercy

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Pre-comp, no. Post-comp, yes.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Yeah, literally where else will you dick around?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Is he really Pharah's dad? Sauce?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Had someone brag about medals today in a KoTH match.
Joins from start
First round goes bad for the team
Shitter complains about having a silver medal with one elimination and rage quits after saying our team sucks
We roll the enemy team the next two rounds 100-0
Thanks for leaving, guy. Now we know who was holding the team back.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

brainwashing south americans into pooing in loo
They poo in holes, at the very least. Besides, they already tried using music to make Pajeet poo in loo, didn't work.

Evilember
Evilember

No. They're purposefully BMing in a game where people come together and try to have teamwork.
play custom games with your friends if you "just want to mess around".
99% of people that queue up for QP or Comp are there to get a W and the "it's just a game bro" people deny them that.
The "just a game bro"s are people either so oblivious to things around them that they will never change or they are doing it on purpose because they are literal sociopaths and enjoy causing people agony.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I get it though. You feel like you're giving it your all but you can't get anywhere.

You look down at your scores and you've got 4 gold medals and a silver for healing when you've got 2 supports.

You're doing everything you can and nobody seems to want to win today but you. Some people get bitchy.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

He's more likely to end up with Reyes with the way things are going m8

StonedTime
StonedTime

Prove it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

There is no source, nothing's official about Pharah's dad.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

cute as fuk mang

Spamalot
Spamalot

I saw a boosted tank Bastion today, while being Bastion myself too. It was a tight duel.

Attack Bastion best Bastion

Bidwell
Bidwell

tfw like playing zarya but she's one of those heroes where your mistakes are a lot more visible and you're often blamed for the loss if you fuck up

Emberburn
Emberburn

Play Tracer
Go after enemy Ana
She throws a Biotic Grenade at the floor
Heals her and drops me to half hp
No scopes me one time
Die

I'm glad I don't see her often because a decent Ana is obnoxious to play against especially when she ults a Genji or a Reinhart

Emberfire
Emberfire

the only time i will accept someone complaining about meme comps in QP is before comp was released, or during the 3 week offseason when comp isnt available

if comp is available to be played, QP is exclusively for fuckery, memes, and casual practice as far as i'm concerned.

RumChicken
RumChicken

What is it with shitters and crying about widow on offence?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Go into the uncompetitive pick-up game mode
Want to play heroes I'm not good at
Someone on my team is raging that I'm not doing well
"WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING BAD? WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT HERO? PICK ANOTHER HERO?"
In the unranked game
I am apparently a sociopath

El oh el.

happy_sad
happy_sad

"it's just a game bro"
ok sir so I'm going to play in a deliberately shit manner so I can later say ah I was just fucking about bro

95% of the time.

takes2long
takes2long

They play in low ranks and don't see good Widows.

hairygrape
hairygrape

It's okay, cockslut. Just keep playing Lucio and Mercy. We all know the reason you suck is because you're playing the healslut game while you play Overwatch.

Emberburn
Emberburn

ulted turret bastion is good always
I'd disagree with that. If you have Bastion on defense there's almost nothing stopping the other team from waiting out the ult unless you're pushing overtime.

Bots are pretty easy to beat but you gotta remember that your teammates are people who play bot games. You can't solo double Zen double Zarya when they have perfect shield reaction times and your team sprays the shields down.

WebTool
WebTool

If you don't take her by surprise and one clip her you shouldn't be in range for her to hit both herself and you. Even if it does hit you your rewind takes it off and heals you up.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

99% of people that queue up for QP or Comp are there to get a W

This is a real fucking stupid attitude.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Genji says his ult is ready
reply back
he goes in
nanaboost him
he doesn't ult
just tapdances back and forth shooting shurikens

O-okay.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

so what man the fuck up
nobody else picked zarya so you did
she needed to be on the team
if someone thought they could've played her better they should've spoken up and had you switch with them
that's not the "it's just a game bro" person
they are the ones that pick torb on attack or a 3rd widowmaker
they have no regard for the team comp or if the person they are playing counters the enemy well
if you're trying to play a character to get good with them you would be playing with that in mind anyway
if not then you're not going to get good with the character. you're gonna learn bad habits that will only make you even worse with them.

King_Martha
King_Martha

ayy reaper and roadhog are my favourites too. I don't care if people say they're for low skill casuals

They're both just so much fun

Inmate
Inmate

le man of many double jumps and le pedophile of many blinks
just hit with your 100% all-or-nothing like-eight-second-CD stun or they automatically win

defending the lack of a spot key

SniperGod
SniperGod

Font looks a bit fucky, can you redo the image? Also add this

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

there's almost nothing stopping the other team from waiting out the ult unless you're pushing overtime.

Who says I wouldn't hold the ult until the right moment?
There has never been a time when I ulted a bastion without good results if they just stayed put and fired, however I've had times it fucked up thanks to the bastion either ulting or for some god forsaken reason, getting up and walking over to the enemy team.

whereismyname
whereismyname

that's what you get for playing consoles.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

it's just a game bro
it's literally a game nigga, go do something important

Booteefool
Booteefool

Actually, I sort of suspect that Quickplay and Comp shares the same hidden MMR because I've dicked around in QP the last few days trying to practice my absolutely horrible Genji, and now loses in Ranked tries to absolutely MURDER my rank, presumably because my hidden MMR says I shouldn't be at the rank I am (I loss 50% of a rank from a single loss while only gaining 1/4 of a rank on a win).

5mileys
5mileys

Screw you. If you want the W go in comp. I play QP to train heroes I want to learn, if I'm going to wait for that one map and composition where said hero is good I'm never going to.
play custom game with your friends
Yeah because I have 11 people to play with on all times. I don't even have 5 for a premade.
Entire point of QP is messing around.

I wish OW had unranked draft like HOTS does. Presumably it has enough players for that, if it works in a dead game.

Skullbone
Skullbone

why keep giving me the awful randoms when i'm not playing with a team

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw your main is going to get nerfed
HELP
E
L
P

Evilember
Evilember

Just got the game recently and have to grind to rank 25 to escape all these lol no healer teams.

Only 5 levels away boys

RavySnake
RavySnake

they have no regard for the team comp or if the person they are playing counters the enemy well
if you're trying to play a character to get good with them you would be playing with that in mind anyway
if not then you're not going to get good with the character. you're gonna learn bad habits that will only make you even worse with them.

Not at all. Just having a feeling for a hero's mechanics is 90% of playing them. I'll go into QP and bootcamp a hero all day, regardless of our comp, because that's how you get better at playing a hero and even knowing how they fair in different comps and matchups.

It is just a game, bro. The fact that you think someone else having fun by playing in the non-competitive mode in a way they find enjoyable is them deliberately trying to spite you is ridiculous.

TechHater
TechHater

ana
why are grandmas in the battlefield?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What? This happened on PC.

happy_sad
happy_sad

and Mercy

You mean Zenyatta?

w8t4u
w8t4u

This is just retarded, I don't understand how people insist to play ranked when the balance is in this state.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

wanting to win is stupid
what the fuck? i'm seriously baited right now
the "it's just a game bro"s can't take criticism so they hide behind that strawman fallacy.
see you fucks are being ironic but it's drawing in people who wholeheartedly believe that because people ARE that dumb

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Every team has healthpacks though.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

it's a "genji kills everything while seemingly shielded by a permanent, invisible Zarya bubble

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I also think it's shady because I used to play QP for fun and shit before I ranked placements and recently I checked people's profiles and realized they were around or the same rank as me in competitive almost none were unranked, very weird. Didn't think that was there before.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

not wanting gmilfs to balance out the moeblobs

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

reinheart
76
reaper kind of qualifies he just died once

so many of the cast are pushing or over 40 user

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Mercy cucked out of her game by Zen

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

2016
not playing at least fucking Lucio or Zen

pls.

Soft_member
Soft_member

LEAVE LUCIO ALONE

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

i dont understand how you're suppose to paly genji

any tips?

Techpill
Techpill

Are you seriously saying that people who just want to fuck around in a multiplayer game just shouldn't?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

and you obviously didn't read my whole post cause I said what you're describing as the former in my post

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'm pretty sure MMR matters for placements. I went 3-7 and placed at 45, playing support.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

all these shitters that can't play Ana

lol

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I am ready for the Mei, Mercy and Symmetra buffs.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Just had the greatest time since this fucking competitive season started
Hollywood
Attack
Team consists of a Mercy, a Zenny, D.VA, Genji, and Reaper
Get the first checkpoint within a minute, mostly thinks to our Zenny fuckin' up the other team with constant Discord
We plow through the last two checkpoints with four minutes to spare
Get ready for Defense, know that the enemy team will want their revenge
Our team sticks with the same set up except for Genji switching to 76
We held that fucking first point the entire time.

And I still only got one fucking notch on my rating.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Can anyone translate the arab lines?

Playboyize
Playboyize

that image
OH NOOOO

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Yeah, if you want to fuck around get a group of 5 other friends and queue up and fuck around.
If you solo queue into a multiplayer game of 5 other people who they are all in the mindset of "ok these 5 other people are going to work together with me, pick heroes that as a whole make one cohesive team, and defeat the enemy" you're literally a retard or a sociopath.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Inb4 his AOE heal is nerfed to the fucking ground
His speed will be halved, amped up included

I can honestly see it happens with Blizzard

Emberburn
Emberburn

relax fampai

no one said you should try to lose on purpose. sometimes people just want to play their favorite hero in this extremely fucking casual game, or practice a hero they arent ready to take into comp, or maybe just play the extremely fucking casual game in the way that lets them have fun after a day of work without having to deal with aspies that forget that this game is extremely fucking casual

SniperGod
SniperGod

Are there any Symmetra edits with THE QUAD LASER

THE BULLET IS ENORMOUS, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

not him, but you solo q and get on a losing streak from 47 to 42 and no matter what you do you cant save your team, its impossible, even if you get gold elims, gold obj elims, gold damage, silver obj elims, destroy 3 junkrat tires and do 38% of team damage you still lose because you have a d/c every match, a korean on NA and rank 40 so you know they really suck, the occasional griefer

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

There's nothing at stake in QP, you don't have anything to lose and a ton of people use it as a training ground to try new Heros without the pressure. Stop being a fuck. Just cause you're sweating playing your tryhard Genji of 100 hours doesn't mean that dickmaster flex is playing his main. Don't bitch at them, if you're so fucking good carry them.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Ok blizzard, we all had a good laugh. Now it's time to un-nerf soldier76.

We all thought it was funny! Balancing around cheaters is a great joke.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Maybe I just don't see enough Bastion. Pretty much all of my games have offense pick the Bastion off before the team pushes in. There wouldn't be any time where Bastion could get ulted by an Ana without the team having a way to wait it out unless he was in tank mode.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Well it's literally locked to the event background until it ends, nothing much he can do about that.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Mercy at a 0% pick rate in comp games
Lucio still 100% across the board
Zen at 99.9% pick rate

Thanks rank 30 kids, your whining about muh mercy ults really did us some good.

Playboyize
Playboyize

You should write for blizzard

Skullbone
Skullbone

weekly brawl
lasts 3 weeks
Thanks blizz you lazy fucks

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

who else on a lose streak here? every time i think im going to win my team dies to a last second overtime push.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Please don't nerf my boy Lucio. If you do, JUST DON'T GIMP HIS WALLRIDE. My favorite part of playing Lucio is contesting the point forever on KotH maps by just wall riding around and being a slippery cunt

Soft_member
Soft_member

Reinhardt: Barrier ACTIVATE!

(grabs Mercy and uses her body to block all the bullets)

Reinhardt: Need Healing!

cum2soon
cum2soon

Side note, last week amost all the maps were KotH, so yeah Zenyatta is going to get nerfed hard.

askme
askme

Play Heros with game changing ultimates. Although I won't lie the leavers or DCers are problematic and cause it to be much more unpleasant to grind and already horrible rank.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I've had a few times where, after securing the payload, someone would switch to bastion and just let me push him to steam roll the payload

it really works best on payload attack, the only reason it doesn't work in other scenarios is due to the fact I have to be all over the place and the bastion stays in one spot, I'm not always by that spot and usually there is a better choice for ulting

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

there's nothing at stake either in Comp then. Win or lose you just played the game
at the end of the day rank doesn't mean shit. it's just some number on a videogame

you guys are literally defeating your own points

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

A hero being literally just Q of the game was complete bullshit though.

Mercy need a redesign. A new E ability or something and maybe more mobility. Just something to let good Mercy players excel at the game in other ways than "knowing when to hide for epic q of the games"

Supergrass
Supergrass

disconnected from 4 games because my internet was being shit a few days ago
have had leaver penalty for the past 15 matches

lmao thanks a fucking lot blizzard

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

last second overtime push
it always fucking succeeds
why don't people put that much effort the entire game

hairygrape
hairygrape

Rank is a giant ego booster. It's there as proof to say "hey i'm better than you because my number is higher than yours". Also there's the glory of the top 500, and golden weapons to showboat your giant golden cock to the enemy team

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

They should make the Healing/Nano-Boost streams a single stream and make her alt-fire her gun.

eGremlin
eGremlin

does hanzos scattershot do more damage if you hold it down like his normal shots?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You're such a fucking faggot. Don't play then. See if you can find a point in killing yourself because you're an insufferable piece of shit.

It's like I'm talking to some edgy anime character

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

made-up numbers in video games matter to some people. fuck if i know why, but hey.

the way i see it, when you queue up for comp, you're agreeing to tryhard and pick heroes that are needed, and if you queue up for comp, you agreeing to try to win with whatever you feel like playing.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

i just wish for once it was my team that would succeed. also i think it has something to do with the defending team not trying as hard right at the end then the enemy team blasts in there and takes it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

So we all agree that blizz is leading up to 76 and reap being the gay couple in this next comic right?

A good thing going until Overwatch makes them hate each other and Ana gets tossed in the middle.

TechHater
TechHater

tfw I just play the game as I please and win a shit ton while losers on a Niponese pachinko forum bitch about "trolls" and shit ruining QP

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Tbqhimho tracer punk is awesome
Ive bought it as a first skin when i hit 1000

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

what you're describing as the former in my post

I have no idea what you're trying to say.

What I was said is that someone who is trying to get good at a hero will play them regardless of team comp, because that is how you get good at a hero. It doesn't matter if it's picking Torb on attack or Torb on defense, if someone wants to be good at Torb, they'll do both. Picking a hero into every kind of comp and into every kind of matchup is how you learn the hero's strengths and weaknesses in those conditions.

whereismyname
whereismyname

and you could also say win percentage on quickplay is an ego booster in the same sense that rank would be

they don't mean anything you people just put importance over one than the other for NO reason
"waaaah my butt, mommy my buuuuuuuuutttt"

MPmaster
MPmaster

For that reason I have to play D.Va all day to win in comp. She's fine, but I really want to play Tracer and her ult is lacking. Enemies are almost never that clumped together, so usually it's "erase one hero of choice" button.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Guy tell you to chill out and just take the game for what it is
Tell him he's an edgy faggot WHILE insulting him and wishing for him to kill himself

Nigga while I agree that the "LET'S GO ALL TORB ON ATTACK IT'S JUST A GAME BREH" is fucktarded, you're not being any better.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Who /Reinhardt/ here?

How many charge kills do you get on average? Any tips on it? They always get knocked to the side.

FastChef
FastChef

If you care about playing competitively, why aren't you playing in the competitive mode?

Nojokur
Nojokur

what i said in my first post
"The "just a game bro"s are people either so oblivious to things around them that they will never change or they are doing it on purpose because they are literal sociopaths and enjoy causing people agony."
if you're not playing with your team you're one of the two. and you being unable to find this labels you as the first

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Why do people still intentionally AFK when it looks like the game isn't going well? How is this guy still only 66 at 380 wins?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Finding win percentage takes too much time, you gotta get out of your way to find two values and then divide. It's much easier to just see a number painted on your career profile

Evilember
Evilember

they don't mean anything you people just put importance over one than the other for NO reason

We put importance over one because they are literally separate for this reason. One is the official funallowed mode, the other one is the tryhard mode. Why else do you think they are separated for, you dunce? It's a social contract. Read up on your Rousseau, m7.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I went 1-3 tonight and deranked.

Just thought you should know.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

and you could also say win percentage on quickplay is an ego booster in the same sense that rank would be
Then you could just leave all your losing matches for that sweet win rate. Everyone's a winner.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

For some people Comp is too much pressure and that's why they play QP. That should tell you how much numbers in a videogame matter to people.

QP, however, doesn't have that pressure. Because it's made for training, or stress-free playing. I always try my best when playing and always play to win, but raging at people who come to QP to warm-up or relax after comp is silly. If you want to be on your best and have that sweet teamwork and win, why don't you play comp? All people there are in for the same thing, why do you need QP?

farquit
farquit

image for replies...

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

start up a game as zenyatta
family comes by to chat
before i know it, we win
get epic card

ITT: best heroes to use at zero effort

5mileys
5mileys

hanzo is the favorite character
got 73 hours on him
every time i pick him at rank 73
"plz no hanzo"
keep him
"reported"
proceed to annihilate the entire game with him
"You were saying?"
"lol dont get smug now u got lucky"

Why is this always the same way.

Methnerd
Methnerd

wanting to win means you're playing competitively
wants me to read up on philosophers, history's redditors, to play a video game
math is hard xO

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Maybe he played enough games to get stuck where he should be.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

REMINDER:
ME
OOGA
TEAM
BOOGA

StonedTime
StonedTime

Reinhardt. Just m2 your team to victory

eGremlin
eGremlin

youtu.be/Bw9JrjxH4Zg

look dat ass

askme
askme

Man, it's not fun if you're not even trying anymore

massdebater
massdebater

I never said that math is hard, it's just that it's just too much unnecessary effort just to get your bragging rights. Especially if you want to shit on someone else, you got to do twice the effort.

Inmate
Inmate

have you ever had to write a paper

and you had like a week to do it

but waited until 2am the day it was due

Emberburn
Emberburn

people either so oblivious to things around them that they will never change

Could you expand on this? This sentence means nothing in the context you provided.

Firespawn
Firespawn

tfw you booga team ooga
you get carried hard, barely a bronze and you win

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Odette upskirt webm when?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Good Mercy players excelled at the game by proper movement and positioning. There isn't anything wrong with revive as it's a great counterplay ability that Blizzard agreed needed to charge very quickly, unfortunately they went full retard.

In the beta her ult charged slowly and her gameplan was basically to charge it then wait in the spawn to use it, seriously. With a fast charging ult it became a hybrid ability that you could not just use as an ultimate to do big team revives but also as something you could use now and then in smart ways to revive solo players, it gained immense value based on the gamesense level of the Mercy player.

Right now though she needs a huge buff, more healing, a panic button E ability, and a full rework of her damage boost because it's completely useless.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

yes

TechHater
TechHater

Usually Duo queue
Friend always plays hanzo/widow/mei
have to power through every time I want to scream at him to play someone useful

And his one line to me is always "have faith in me, dude"

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I always get the teams that refuse to go support and then do awful damage, just finished a game where I was Lucio for the first half (the longer half) and got silver elims

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Widowmaker provides the team with nothing. She can kill. That's it. If she can't kill she's even worse than Hanzo or torb or any other defender since at least if they suck they can provide something else to the team.

w8t4u
w8t4u

lose the first point on a map like Numbani
proceed to get rolled for the rest of the map

This happens literally 99% of the time, for the enemy team and my team, and I have no idea why.

Bidwell
Bidwell

2 x .0000000000000000001

that's some tough effort
see because it's cyclical at this point i'm literally just linking back to posts i already wrote THE definition of your strawman fallacy

iluvmen
iluvmen

Zen is actually my secondary character

I just hate having to play healer all the time.

hairygrape
hairygrape

wanting to win means you're playing competitively

By definition it does.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Play with a bunch of teenagers straight out of lol that just want to brag about a big purple numbers

This is why it's always the same.
I got at 70 and everytime someone picked something out of the metas I had to play diplomat with my team to give him a chance.
It's a fucking gauntlet everytime.

SniperGod
SniperGod

splatoon porn
IN AN OVERWATCH THREAD

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

That tongue

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

the EU servers are flooded by russian hackers. game is completely ruined

iluvmen
iluvmen

Long-range picks, sightline pressure, and wallhacks are good.

Playboyize
Playboyize

you're right but if you had 2 separate polls for people on this Veeky Forums where one says "Do you try to win in QP?" and one that says "Do you try to play competitively in QP?" you know exactly how the results would come out

eGremlin
eGremlin

Zarya on high energy if she knows her onions.
Yesterday i caught 5 ppl into graviton being at about 75%. Ive got the boost and melted all of them 100-0.
(Well, melted 4, roadhog used breather so i finished him off after graviton)

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It would be cool if it charged at 4x the speed, but only revived 1 person. If it was like that and you could have store charges I think it could work a little better.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Denial of an entire area
Bad
Free wallhack
Bad
Enemy supports constantly harassed if not outright killed
Bad

Good widows aren't something to fuck with.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Why does Genji have a trigger on his big katana? Is it for the fancy glowing effects?

Emberburn
Emberburn

No I don't? That's a weird projection of assumptions.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Playing Mercy well is fun as shit

Guardian Angel is my favorite ability in the game. A good Mercy is constantly zipping back and forth across wherever her team is to deliver constant heals and boost someone where it's needed. If you know what you're doing, you're everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Maybe give her some kind of self-heal on the E button with a long cooldown, so she has a panic button to get out of sticky situations, or a slight increase to the boost percentage

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

MERCCCYYYYYYYYY......

He-Man skins when?

happy_sad
happy_sad

strawpoll.me/10966338

Well let's fucking find out.
Inb4 biased votes to prove some internet nobodies wrong

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

we never got to play as octolings

fug

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

"Do you try to win in QP?" and one that says "Do you try to play competitively in QP?

Those mean the same thing. And how does that change his point or question?

DeathDog
DeathDog

im gonna do it tomorrow when all the fuss has died down

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

but ultimately nothing in the overall match, any competent players will deal with her fine and the second she can't get those picks she becomes 100% useless

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I try, but I don't go super tryhard. And I play what I want rather than what the team needs.

Didn't vote because I'm not really sure whether that counts as trying or not

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Woops forgot second poll.
strawpoll.me/10966355

Soft_member
Soft_member

Does it count if you don't even play Quick Play any more?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Nah, the short range it has now is fine, the only real issue is that as Mercy you will pretty much always die after using it and that isn't fun.

Considering how many "lel killeveryone" combos and ults exist in the game it's vital that more counters to them exist. Zen's ult is really nice at preventing deaths and revive especially meant that even if you lost a few members early in a fight you didn't instantly lose the point, you always had a second chance. Really she needs better tools to work with so that her entire kit isn't her ult.

Ana's grenade is a perfect ability for Mercy

Methshot
Methshot

Because people still don't seem to understand the concept of sticking with your team and not trickling in one at a time. They just end up feeding the attackers free ults and you get rolled.

It's the most frustrating thing in the world, but you can sometimes get people to stop by a simple "please don't go in one at a time" in chat.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What's your definition of trying to win? Because people refusing to D. va on last point of Hanamura or people not all going Tracer in KotH overtime is not trying to win.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

If your answer is yes, then you're a problem. Quick Play doesn't need any salt.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

No they do not.

Trying to win in quickplay is basically not fucking around like picking a third sniper.

Playing competitively in quickplay would be to follow the same tactics and metas from ranked.

happy_sad
happy_sad

level up 10 times in a row
each time, it's wwbw

Where is my guaranteed Summer loot

5mileys
5mileys

As opposed to what? The second any of the heroes focused on killing other heroes can't get kills, they're useless. How can you claim that picks mean nothing in the overall match? They're what the game revolves around.

iluvmen
iluvmen

their own definition of win
everyone's is different

JunkTop
JunkTop

Implying anyone who try to win is a sore loser
Put said salt in your rectum user.
You can try to win and accept defeat.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

win a match by carrying gold objective time, all that stuff
next match I'm paired with a literal retard who mains ana and another who goes instant symmetra at lijiang

lol. what was that user saying about not telling faggots to kys? fuck that

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

sprays and player icons count as summer loot. if it has the Summer logo behind it (the three lines of different color), it's summer stuff.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Playing competitively means that you're playing to win. By definition.

Your personal, arbitrary distinctions don't change it.

girlDog
girlDog

how beneficial is duo+ queuing really?
do the ranks of your queue even matter? (because of matchmaking)
is this correct: the only way for a 6 man to win more than if they were to play solo is if they are more determined to win and communicate than the average 6 man queue at their rank, as 6 man queues are matched with 6 man queues

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Quick Play isn't meant to be serious. Leave that shit in Comp., faggot.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

How about you follow the context of the conversation?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

post cute pairings

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

That's a difficult concept to grasp for some people, apparently.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

everything is going as i've keikaku'd

Soft_member
Soft_member

What are the chances of Lucio/Mercy getting an overhaul on their gameplay?

Like, I want to be able to play those 2, just to be able to support. But I'm not only a Roadhog main, I also play Reaper/Genji on the side. Which means that I don't know how not to be aggressive as fuck.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I feel like that's the whole issue with these people's argument. Some people play to win with a character they want to play and some people play to win thinking the whole team should play meta.

askme
askme

Business idea: Ults come with no warning.

Snarelure
Snarelure

What does a strawpoll about the definition of winning or being competitive prove?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

And quickplay isn't meant for everyone to go Mei on attack every fucking time either.
I'm not saying Quickplay should be super serious all the time, but there's a difference between try harding and just playing a game and trying to win it, but apparently you can't make the difference.

The world isn't black and white man.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

just concentrate on staying behind everyone
mantra

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

In case non weebs don't know what that means.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Some people play to win with a character they want to play
then they are dumb

that's like thinking they can put out a forest fire with a box of matches
that people think that comp and QP are different but they aren't people want to win/be competitive in both those polls are literally the same question worded differently

massdebater
massdebater

I don't have any pictures of pairings, so I'll post this one, I think it's cute.

Techpill
Techpill

join game
"don't worry guys, I know how to play bastion on assault"

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

overhaul
of anything
blizz is lazy as fuck
they'll just haphazardly adjust some numbers, throw them on the ptr then live and call it a month

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I did. Can you even articulate why you said that? Playing to win and playing competitively are the same thing, by definition. If you want to play to win, meaning you are focused on winning and think other people on your team should also be focused on winning, then you should play in the mode specifically designated for playing in that manner.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Mercy needs something to make her useful again
Zen needs his discord orb nerfed
Soldier needs to be buffed.
All defensive heroes need buffs
I'd like to see pharah get some more horizontal mobility.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

t. genji/junkrat/hanzo main

get better with their ults. you're not always gonna get a team kill with them. most of the time they're just used to clear enemies out of a spot even if you don't kill anyone.

idontknow
idontknow

join match
VICTORY
Uh, y-you too

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I literally can't. I feel like I'm not doing anything if I'm not hitting people in the face with something. At least with Ana, I can be offensive as well - but since Ana apparently committed war crimes against half the populace against the world, nobody wants to have an Ana on their team when Zenyatta/Lucio combo exists.

Eh, I guess this is the sad case of things.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Pharah has fuckton of horizontal mobility if you use her two rockets to propel yourself.

Nojokur
Nojokur

overhaul

Wait for the expansion, blizzard doesn't work for free.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

D.va just isn't fun to play against.

Her booster+shield is way too strong

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I'm saying that she provides the east effective when unable to get kills. You can argue about her ult being usefull but you could also take hanzo instead of her for the same effect plus a better killer. Keep in mind we're talking about picking her on offense. On defense you can at least sit in a spot and wait yo hold it down because the enemy has to come to you. On offense YOU have to go to them as widowmaker. You still have long range but you ultimately play by their rules. You don't have the luxury of sitting back and waiting to use infra. That's where it becomes better to take someone like Hanzo who can use sonar arrow and is better at pushing and has other tings such as his ult or scatter short (or his magnetic headshotting arrows too).

5mileys
5mileys

I hate all pairings with D.Va, I don't know why. I'm normally ambivalent to this sort of stuff but D.Va infuriates me.

askme
askme

"I am a Hanzo main"

Bidwell
Bidwell

Not really, discord orb+McCree fucks Pharrah so hard nobody wants to play her anymore.

And Blizzard isn't touching McCree again.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Revert the mercy nerf
Buff winston
Delete roadhog

Lunatick
Lunatick

I could say the same about Zarya.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Creator of the strawpoll here, forgot to say that due to anterior polls I've made here, almost everyone who voted at the time play Quickplay, even if only occasionally.

Not sure if it mean shit but I felt like I should point this out.

cum2soon
cum2soon

phone browser keeps namefield when posting

FUCK

w8t4u
w8t4u

The fact that Pharah gets killed by discord orb has nothing to do with her horizontal mobility.

Emberburn
Emberburn

People who tryhard in QP are the epitome of Dunning-Kruger faggots who need to win in an unranked, noncompetitive mode for validation that they aren't shit at a game.

WebTool
WebTool

Go away Winston!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Wording this

Methshot
Methshot

Look I understand you mercyfags need some kinda buff, but outplaying and wiping a team and having to fight them again is cancerous.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

And make reaper's E stop being so fucking retarded about selecting ledges.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Wanting to or trying to win is try harding
For the last fucking time make the difference.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Or people just don't want to play the shitty ranked game mode, which after a certain rank decides victory and lose based on a coin flip.

Not that there aren't enough trolls and hanzo players in ranked.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I want to dive like a retard chimp, worry not about roadhog and get resurrected by mercy all the time when I 1v1 a reaper

Illusionz
Illusionz

Tons of heroes have escape mechanism. Pharrah can only gently descend like a blimp while McCree turns her into Ult charge.

Give her a way of getting out of the situation.

Supergrass
Supergrass

why wasnt your team running a mercy then?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw always check ranks whenever someone bitches about the team in qp
they're always either sub 50 or unranked

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

KotH are the only good maps in the game, deal with it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Ah, this is the one I was trying to find. Doesn't show up in an image search for "Soldier D.Va" for some reason.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

So what you're saying is, you're shit, and someone just beat your ass like a drum

In quickplay

FastChef
FastChef

Mercy needs something to make her useful again
Just buffing Mercy will lead to power creep

Zen needs his discord orb nerfed
Tanks would be unkillable without it

Soldier needs to be buffed.
He would be OP and the game would become COD. McCree at least requires aim, moves slower and can't heal

I'd like to see pharah get some more horizontal mobility.
Would be OP, especially with the Mercy buffs and discord orb nerfs you are proposing

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Rank 51 two days ago
Currently rank 57
Aiming for rank 65+. Wish me luck

Spamalot
Spamalot

Funny I have made the opposite experience. It's always the good player who "tryhard", even in QP and want you to metapick.

girlDog
girlDog

How the fuck is that any different than this 100% Lucio and Zenyatta meta? Being able to play most of the cast is healthy for the game. Playing Mercywatch is not.

takes2long
takes2long

stop posting that. Nobody gave a fuck the first time, and nobody ever will

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

geeking

Best use of Adderall is in low doses

Emberburn
Emberburn

see the polls did exactly what I thought they would

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Tanks would be unkillable without it
They weren't unkillable before his buff.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Here's looking at you, family.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Let's get some first results in

In the first poll "Do you try to win in quickplay?", 29 anons voted.
21 voted yes, they make 72% of the poll
8 voted no, they make 28% of the poll

In the second "Do you try to play competitively in quickplay?", 23 Anons voted
6 voted yes, they make 26% of the poll
17 voted no, they make for 74% of the poll

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

WHY IS LUCIO SO SHORT?! 5'3? Jesus Christ.

Booteefool
Booteefool

i want their short to be just seven minutes of them committing petty crime

farquit
farquit

That's wrong though. Use concussive or ordinary rockets on nearby walls to rapidly accelerate to the sides.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Hanzo's sonar arrows aren't as good as her wallhacks.

And why do you have to play by their rules if you're on offense? As an example, let's look at Gibraltar. If there's an offense Widow up top when the gates drop, and this is assuming the Widow is good, the enemy team can't be out in the open in the initial area for fear of one of them getting picked and then getting rolled 5v6. Which is whatever because everyone has taken to just holding the high ground overlooking the first checkpoint. But Widow relocates to comms, comms tower, or even the payload. Now she has sightlines that pressures the overlook. She can get a pick here. Or force them back over the overlook while teammates push on their position. If the payload moves toward hangar, she can relocate to that overpass looking hangar. Now she has pressure on defense exiting second story as well as right hangar door.

Again, this is assuming that the Widow is good. Her strength is long range burst for picks and ease of relocation thanks to grappling hook.

TreeEater
TreeEater

queue for ranked
rank 68, want to hit 70 before season ends
get into match
72 with a 53 on my team
the 53 picks hanzo and stays it all game
we lose
"you already have your 300 comp points for the season, why can't someone else try to get it? fuck off" when told to not queue with their retard friend

please fix this shit blizzard. literally allowing people to queue with retards ~20 ranks below you is insane. i dont care if they're your friends, i go to quick play to play with my friends.

fuck i hate losing almost an entire rank to this shit

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Difference is zarya can't just fly in and cuck anybody out of any skill she wants

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

if you lose a comp match, you always derank
if you win, you might rank up
if someone leaves, EVERYONE else is punished
dynamic queue, I've been with 5 randoms against 3stacks countless of times
you win with 8 minutes to spare, they win on overtime = LOL COINFLIP
support gain less rank
introduces major balance changes in the middle of a season, rendering some heroes completely useless

I honestly don't think I could have come up with a worse competitive system if I tried. And remember, this is the system they came up with after a YEAR of beta.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I worded my argument really nice in this thread on /v/
basically i should just say that last sentence

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I don't have any pictures for it, but I like the Mercy/Reaper pairing, aka the only one who actually cares about him.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Is Zarya legit?

Methnerd
Methnerd

I want to practice that hero.

eGremlin
eGremlin

d.va is a tiny omnic piloting a human corpse

w8t4u
w8t4u

I got the tracer summer skin + hihglight intro, but I feel like that severely reduces my chances of getting the zarya skin.

Fuck game, just give me the one non-shit zarya

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I don't have any pictures for it

Okay, here's one.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree my man. Maybe some day you or someone can show me a good widow who plays like that or a game that goes that way due to the widow, but as of right now I haven't seen anyone with the potential to pull that off and it just seems unlikely to me. Thanks for having a civil discussion about it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

but you're not gonna get better with them
that's like bringing a baseball bat to a hockey game cause you wanna get better at hitting homeruns

every hero has a time and place they should be used and learning that is the first thing you should've done when you started playing the game.

whereismyname
whereismyname

goal is to play Summer Games and gain 2-3 loot boxes a day
goal is to have 30-35 loot boxes obtained by the end of the summer games
all I want out of it is the sexy tracer skin
am okay with the Lucio Emote, the McCree Murrica Skin, and the victory poses
last three boxes were fucking emblems

How fucked am I?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

gold in elims
just 3 elims

I only point out my medals to show the team is fucking up

Methshot
Methshot

But I didn't and now I'm picking Zarya on Defense.

Firespawn
Firespawn

finally got level 100
about to upgrade and get 20 loot boxes quickly
I still have yet to get a single skin/highlight from this shitty update even after 10 boxes.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

So the only possible way to win solo queue comp is to try your ass off and solo carry every single game? Like fuck, this is not fucking fun. It's fucking boring.

Soft_member
Soft_member

nanobots keeping her body alive even though her brain has long since died
omnic living in her skull cavity is racist against her own kind cause she was manufactured so little
reeeeee

girlDog
girlDog

Reaper's dialogue implies that Mercy is actually a he.

hairygrape
hairygrape

So what's your solution? I'm not allowed to try with my friends? Fuck off autist.

StonedTime
StonedTime

There are Reapers and McCrees that can't kill a D.Va in enclosed spaces

I wonder if all my placement matches will be this easy. I'd post a webm, but I can't figure out how to make 17 seconds less than 3mb.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You are just protective because you are growing into middle-age. Your "dad" is developing.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I've been getting 2 boxes a day since this event started and I just got my first legendary skin for a chara i don't play.

This is BS.

Soft_member
Soft_member

But this is wrong. "Do you try to win?" is a loaded question.

If you say "No, I don't try to win," it implies that you don't play the game in a way that would even lend itself toward winning according to the game's rulesets; meaning that you don't try to eliminate the enemy heroes, you don't try to capture the control point, you don't try to move the payload, etc. Which is, of course, ridiculous. The people who are playing three Torb's on offense in KotH are still going to be trying to capture the point and kill enemies. They just aren't playing optimally.

Saying, "Yes, I try to win," is being twisted and implicitly expanded upon beyond just playing to win within the game's rulesets. There's nothing that says you can't win the game if you play Symmetra, Tjorborn, Widowmaker, or Hanzo on offense or some lopsided monohero team. You are still capable of winning the game with those team comps. People are twisting "Yes, I try to win," to mean that you should play with a competitive mindset; meaning that you pick heroes optimally, or almost optimally, suited to winning the game.

viagrandad
viagrandad

What's with the shitty recoil that moves your crosshair in this game? Like zenny's M2 moving it in a fucking circle

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I feel the same except I got the Zaryah skin.
All I literally wanted was Zen's line and Tracer sprinter.
It's been more than 50 fucking boxes by now, do I still have a chance?

Emberfire
Emberfire

but you're not gonna get better with them
You get a better feel for CDs, projectile speeds/distances, mag size, reload speed, etc. I'm not saying you should do that, but you do get practice.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

best and cutest

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Rein never puts shield up
he charges onto point and get two kills then dies
"WHY DO I HAVE 3 GOLDS SHIT TEAM"

Evilember
Evilember

change the resolution
king's row on defense
see they have D.Va
see another D.Va
see a 3rd D.Va team full of D.Va's
cap point easily
time to break out the fuckin ;)
switch from zenyatta to my gal
fighting 2 D.Va's at a time in the alleyways
ducking and dodging some rare skin D.Va's with finesse in pilot form and kill her
keep dropping Mech on the top of payload so they have nowhere to run but away from it
actually win

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You are going to get better with them though.

I don't even use the 'practice' pretense though. I just want to play fun heros and have fun. In that example I would pick tracer 100% because tracer is fun. I will try to win, but not at the expense of enjoying myself. Actually that example sucks because that's a perfectly fine team composition.

People care too much about 'counters' and the 'meta' and forget that this is an fps where you have enough agency to make plays. Sometimes I wonder how you people would fare if you were playing clan arena in quake which is 100% about making plays and you don't have the game scripted out for you beforehand.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I don't even have claustrophobia and this makes me uncomfortable.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

This sounds way to familiar

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

This sounds like Madoka, which was also a mecha anime

SniperGod
SniperGod

You got 11 days, kid.
tfw have everything except muricree and white qt Zarya

youtube.com/watch?v=doFnCzUxLU8

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I agree

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I got some .bat file i use and set the video resolution to 640, and it got to 4mb. You want me to go lower than that?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

LOOTBOX HAUL SO FAR

I've been casual
usa emblem
sweden emblem
Tracer highlight intro (Sexy AF)
Zarya skin which is useless as shit
Pharah victory pose

How have I done so far?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Where can I find a pet gremlin like this?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Thanks

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

50 boxes
still no tracer tummy
still no nip genji
still no americcree
You're fucked

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

dva
reinhardt charges
fly away
get hooked mid-flight
get pounded by roadhog and reinhardt

i hate teamwork

Methnerd
Methnerd

Native Americans alive in the future
Fat chance.

Emberburn
Emberburn

nah it's probably just jealousy

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Got most of what I want but I'm still missing Mercy Eidgenossin, Lucio Bicycle Kick, and Mei Medal. Boxes are mostly down to duplicate player icons now.

w8t4u
w8t4u

17 boxes in
all i've gotten is nip genji and soccer lucio everything else has been shit

Playboyize
Playboyize

everyone here says pharah is literal-shit tier
she destroys me in an average game
I find it near impossible to hit her when she's hovering randomly moving in the air
how bad am I? ; ;

Techpill
Techpill

List of best ships:

Pharmercy
Widowtracer
Junkhog
Reaper76
McHanzo
Zarmei

Skullbone
Skullbone

I know we always get 'me unga, team bunga' shitposts but holy fuck, I am seriously fucking tired of this. Play tank, DPS won't fucking kill anyone. Play DPS, tanks don't do shit. Support, good fucking luck carrying with that. I'm just so fucking frustrated, there's no fucking reason I should be losing all of my games, there's no fucking way it's ONLY me that's to blame. I'm only one person, I can only do the best of my ability.

RumChicken
RumChicken

inform an ana they can actually heal all those dying people around them
they proceed to rage in chat about their bronze damage medal

StonedTime
StonedTime

부산대의 지하철역에서.

girlDog
girlDog

that's like bringing a baseball bat to a hockey game cause you wanna get better at hitting homeruns

No it's not. That's a bad analogy. You play baseball with a baseball bat. Picking Tracer on defense isn't playing a completely different game.

It's like trying to bunt on every pitch in baseball.

Flameblow
Flameblow

defense
getting shit pushed in
switch to torb because fuck it
their push slows to a crawl
"Torb you're getting countered hard"
The mere presence of a turret will tie the hands of their flankers, even if I get no medals I am stopping their reaper, Genji and Pharah from doing whatever they want by having them focus turret first, which in turn alerts our team to their presence and allows us to deal with them easier.
People only think torb is bad because people place his turrets way too aggressively and they only serve to feed ults that way, using it to protect a flank or a point gives your team more room to breathe easy.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Pick Soldier, lower your sensitivity and learn to aim.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

this
turn off mouse acceleration in windows too
it does wonders

FastChef
FastChef

play with guy who 20 levels lower than me
still not underdogs
How is this possible?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Does anyone else have achievements as easy as Rein? It's a little weird his are gotten pretty much by playing normally but so many others require a lot of luck/planning.

happy_sad
happy_sad

pick Rein/Zen/Solider/Reaper/McCree or even Torb
carry
It's not hard, friend.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

My mouse's on the fly dpi buttons only switch from 1000 to 1600 to 2000. How do I get it to go to 800 dpi?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Picking Tracer on defense
Pro players do it so that means I can do it right?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

No fuck you doctor Ziegler belongs with Morrison reeeeeee

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

team average has to be much less. you're probably under rank 65 arent you so it doesnt even matter.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

you dont

Nojokur
Nojokur

I played Vs. AI on hard and you literally cannot play pharah because her counter is good aim and all the NPC's are aimbots.

I'm glad I play in Shitter leagues in QP.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I play on 1600 dpi, just lower your sensitivity 'til you can actually aim. Start at 10 then lower it 'til around 6 to 4

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Okay, what's a good sensitivity setting for 1000 dpi then?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Most gaming mice come with bloatware that allow you to customize settings and make macros

Methshot
Methshot

uses CMStorm
wants good shooter DPI

Cough up some money and get a proper FPS mouse.

Emberburn
Emberburn

That's too boring.
Mercy/Reaper is where it's at.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Tell me how

Tell me fucking how

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Most of the gaming mice I've used have a separate program you can download to adjust settings. Try looking up your mouse on the company's site.

Illusionz
Illusionz

on that topic, what are some? I use a g502 or a Naos 3200 depending on how I feel.

Booteefool
Booteefool

AND DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON ALLIED HEALTH BARS
This should be an in-game tip or something, way too many people don't use it.

iluvmen
iluvmen

So it's like Quake nightmare bots who become invincible if they find a railgun, but are shitters with non-hitscan weapons?

TreeEater
TreeEater

tfw playing this game with a 15 dollar microsoft mouse

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

under rank 65
50, yeah.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

If it's a Logitech you get the software off the site and manually set the three switch DPI settings. I had on a while back that worked that way. I would assume other manufacturers use a similar setup.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

g502 is an amazing mouse

Booteefool
Booteefool

When rank does picking Symmetra become completely detrimental? She's been doing well by me so far, but I'm under 60.

Methnerd
Methnerd

93.

Methshot
Methshot

Nano-boost the Symmetra for that hyper beam dick assault.
Runs away and gets mad for "Ulting the symmetra you baddy."
Despite the only other target being Roadhog who can't kill anyone for shit. Even after nano boosting him twice.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I'd imagine you can do work with her at any level, but some maps lack good places to hide turrets, so it can be a challenge to play people who know how to handle her. At higher level play her teleporter is pretty much the only reason to bring her along. I guess the shields are nice too as an icing on the cake. And she can auto-track Genji, sort of.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Learn when and when not to go in. Learn spacing. Learn when to ult and which make your team want to do shit. Learn character habits, learn the game, etc.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Get a Zowie FK2. It's surley better and probably also cheaper than the mouse you're using now.

Evilember
Evilember

straight ships
ships involving males as a whole

Disgusting.

JunkTop
JunkTop

are you using webm for retards?

Soft_member
Soft_member

plow through an enemy team stacking behind a Rein shield as a nano-boosted Symm with alt fire
My boner could not be contained.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
They belong together
Stop being a faggot reeeeeee

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Reminder that every villain will become a good guy before Overwatch's story ends.

Reyes will see the error of his ways and reconcile with Morrison.
Widowmaker will shake her mind control and want revenge on Talon.
Symmetra will see that Talon is behind Vishkar and that the giant pyramids are going to be used for something nefarious and chaos-causing, like mass mind control that causes all humans to chimp out like the Omnics did during the Omnic Crisis, and see that she was manipulated into causing the disorder she hates so much.
Roadhog will find out that Talon was behind pitting the relocated Omnics and Outback residents against each other, through tensions escalation and providing arms to each side, and will want revenge for losing his home.
Junkrat has already tried going legit before, but blowing stuff up will be encouraged and he'll be giddy.

The game is a cliched Saturday morning superhero cartoon. It will act like one.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

One of my goto's:
Enemy team is a bunch of squishies
No reaper
Harambe time

Defense or Offense, this shit works wonders. Jump in, focus on one squishy, jump out. Don't jump into a whole group.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Tanks would be unkillable without it
They were never unkillable you shitter. The 50% discord debuff is insane and it more greatly affects regular hp offense/defense/support heroes than tanks.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

ana misses and nanoboosts me
the lucio
I have to charge in and try to get as much done as possible so I don't let it go to waste

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Why can you only do that for certain characters? Makes no fucking sense

WebTool
WebTool

I still don't understand Ana/Widow's dialog about Widow's husband. Why would he be a fool for loving her when she gets mindraped into doing stuff? I'm probably missing details.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

No, it's a ffmpeg bat file that lets me set up some simple stuff.

Evilember
Evilember

It's an "Ana trying to noscope enemies and bunnyhopping like mad" episode

Flameblow
Flameblow

I like to think that junkrat is going to turn into one of those weird, reclusive bogans married to a chinese bride

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Do the characters in-game even know that she was mindraped, though?
Turning blue is one thing, but it doesn't immediately speak "brainwashed".

SniperGod
SniperGod

That happens when the lore/dialog is written by many people. Just like Reaper thinking Mercy is a "he"

whereismyname
whereismyname

Same here.
Doing just fine, you don't particulary need a sickass 120 bucks razor mouse mate.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Step aside

massdebater
massdebater

Can someone teach me how to watch the entirety of the Ana Said video?

I'm cringing pretty hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=ANI5RxRRlGk

iluvmen
iluvmen

tfw throwing games just to see how low I can get before the season ends

I sure hope I don't get banned :^)

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Do you think there is a way to "un-mindrape" her and turn her back to normal color again?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

ending the season on rank 72, solo. Getting no man's meme tomorrow so today was my last day.

I think I lucked out on my placement matches and got placed in the high 60s bracket so I skipped the nightmare I keep hearing about in the 50s. didn't play enough for a gold weapon tho

did you set any goals and reach them for s1, /owg/?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Be Ana
Nanoboost a Lucio by mistake because the UI can be ass
Nigga go HUE OF NATURE on the enemy team and speedboost all over the place

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

We once nearly lost to a team of 3 symmetras

To be fair though, we were really really bad

whereismyname
whereismyname

I found Can't Stop the Healing a but more manageable but Fuck McCree is better than both

5mileys
5mileys

This is the same Symmetra that said we don't need a healer because our tank was a self-healing Roadhog
Tell him this is why he's -20
Get butt ravaged and pulls my shitty 39 rank from playing solo queue.
Got place one rank under his current one.
Realize it's faggots like this that tanked my fucking rank.
Not like it matters much anyway anything sub-60 is trash.

takes2long
takes2long

With Genji telling Hanzo that he needs to pick a side in the upcoming conflict and all the anti and pro-omnic stories in the animated shorts, I think that Blizzard will go for a different divide at first along pro and anti-omnic lines.

On hte one hand we will have people like Genji, Lucio, Winston, Tracer etc. who are pro-omnic, on the other Zarya, Torb, Junkrat Roadhog etc who are anti-omnic. Wether Talon will reluctantly work with the anti-omnic side of Mondatta's assassination was carried out in order to cause this divide I do not know.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Reaper summer voiceline
"It's in the refrigerator."

I don't get it. What does it refer?

Snarelure
Snarelure

The reason why she's purple is because her heart's been slowed, so start it up again I guess?

SniperWish
SniperWish

What pisses me off the most about these faggots is that they expect me to be their support bitch because they want a "proper" comp in quick play. Fuck that shit, I do that shit in competitive. When I do quick play it's because I want to have fun playing hanzo and not have some fucker get on my case about how he isn't meta.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

that lipstick
Revolting

Nojokur
Nojokur

Dang, Symmetra is /fit/!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

reach top 500
70 so far

I don't think it was realistic anyway since I play solo

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

The jelly.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

When will Blizzard finally buff the shitter heroes?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The door is closed, the lights are off, the butter's getting hard
and the jello's jiggling

askme
askme

Designated shitting beach on the background

youtube.com/watch?v=fBKXvLFjQ1I

iluvmen
iluvmen

clyp.it/ef2oq2rq

and the jello's jiiiigggling.

Methnerd
Methnerd

not a good enough player to play my waifu as well as she deserves
is there a worse feeling?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Just like Reaper thinking Mercy is a "he"

wat

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Use webm for retards you retard

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Trying to reach 65 but last week I've just been wobbling between 62-63. It's getting pretty silly because I've had like three attack coinflips and every loss eats away a much bigger chunk of MMR than a win. The only reason I manage to stay stable is that my winrate is slightly better than my lossrate.

takes2long
takes2long

Show me your best Overwatch books, you niggers!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Some announcer once thought he was the cleverest mother fucker with metaphors ever.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Posting superior Amelie

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I really, really, wish there was a "fuck premades" option for queuing because I'm tired of getting stuck with 5-mans who don't bother ever coordinating with themselves let alone me, can't actually figure out the simplest tasks, and expect me to be their healer bitch. Like, no, I'm not here just for your convenience so you assholes can play whatever you want without a second thought. If you want a healer then pull from your own ranks.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

practice her for 50 hours before finally gitting gud.
she gets nerfed 3 days later

Yes. Yes there is.

Evilember
Evilember

Is there any reason for blizz not make Mercy float around like an actual angel?
I mean yeah angelic decent is for that purpose but using it is a death sentence.
Why can't she float around like Zenyatta baka fampai

JunkTop
JunkTop

I feel you senpai. Highest i got was 73, and because I mainly support, it's a hit and miss, sometimes I go on a win streak, sometimes it's a losestreak. Sometimes I get lucky have have pro streamers carry my dumbass. Sometimes I have people who play mei attack.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

How do I get good at Tracer?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yeah, that's more like it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Reminder that you can tell which sudden death side you're on as soon as the coin goes up into the air

Since you change voice channels when you move from attack to defense and vice versa, if you were defense and you get the "Joined team voice channel" message when the coin goes up, you're on attack

MPmaster
MPmaster

Why does everyone blame me for losing? You guys expect Widow to carry you out of the 40s and 50s? Carry yourself, don't expect me to do it for you. So rude.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Butter is not the only thing getting hard.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

edgy s76 skin

hell fuckign yes

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You know you don't always derank when you lose, cmon now

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

right click a lot

Nojokur
Nojokur

A useless tidbit of information that will just make you lose hope faster and will be gone in a week anyway.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

people expect you to pull your weight but you don't

farquit
farquit

Which one of you apes is this

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Near lethal dose of stimulants

Emberburn
Emberburn

youtube.com/watch?v=XVi98BZ2OwA

Reaper is from LA and a Lakers fan.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

are you that widow main with the victimisation complex?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

All I want are the summer skins. Pls stop giving me shitty recolors and sprays Blizzard.

hairygrape
hairygrape

"He did this to me"
Also says that Mercy did it to him

Emberfire
Emberfire

level 146

Can't be me

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

pick her constantly, which means no one else picks her on my team
never see her unless I do her pose
Waifuing Widow is such a bittersweet experience. Hardly ever see her, and when you do, it's only for a moment.

And the worst part is that everyone else gets to see so much more of her more than you.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

tfw this will never be a skin

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Roadhog main

Kill you're self you cheesing shitter

Emberfire
Emberfire

Morrison is the one that fucked him up and left him for dead.
Mercy is the one who kept him alive through nanomachine Frankensteinery.

happy_sad
happy_sad

stop this at once

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

50th summer box what's it going to be?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Cutest one.

TechHater
TechHater

Isn't that that song from One Punch Man?

FastChef
FastChef

So like Hanzo did to Genji?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Holy shit she's ten time better without the helmet.

Booteefool
Booteefool

My god...

farquit
farquit

it's another loss because lucio used his ult when nobody was around
it's another loss because lucio stood at respawn spamming group up when his team needed heals and someone to contest the point

I wish people wouldn't assume Lucio is as mindless as they are. There's less shame in trying to learn another support than locking one that could be actually useful in someone else hands.

takes2long
takes2long

How does Mercy do it?

likme
likme

3 sprays and an icon

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tfw just got this game

How do I git gud?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Soloqueue my way to golden weapon. Now just 6 wins (plus end-of-season bonus) away.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Oh, I had a goal. I had one goal- get to 65.

I got to 61. This used to be 54%.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Would be cool if some skins had a toggleable option. Like helmet for that tracer skin, cape for her summer skin, rein's helmet, etc

Skullbone
Skullbone

this will never be a Zarya skin

SniperGod
SniperGod

Just go to reddit, they may be a bunch of autists but for something like this that's strictly a good thing.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

implying rodhod doesnt take masterful positioning and timing

TechHater
TechHater

I am Pharah's daddy.

Illusionz
Illusionz

get top 500
69 atm with max of 70
i cant play genji or mccree well enough to carry unfrotunately

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Oh hey, I just played with that duo in comp earlier. They were fucking garbage.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Reaper/Quotes

Being Resurrected
"At least you got it right this time."

Killing Mercy
"Don't forget: you're the one responsible for this."

WebTool
WebTool

20 wins away here, given up hope of reaching 65 but my highest is rank 60 and I have 80 wins.

I should be able to solo queue grind 20 more wins out and get a golden gun by the end of the season.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8b/10b_encoding

TechHater
TechHater

Get a guy with a silver portrait on my team
Goes Genji
We lose

ebin

SniperWish
SniperWish

I do pull my weight. But they expect me to pull their weight too. But that's their problem.

No. That was my first post in this thread. If I had a victim complex I'd be blaming everyone else for me being bad. I'm not bad though, nor am I blaming anyone else for losing. We lost as a team. There's no point in blaming anyone because it won't change what happened.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It keeps cutting off the last second or so, but it's not that much of a big deal. Thanks for telling me about this.

Booteefool
Booteefool

It seems like there's almostr always a godly or terrible genji.

farquit
farquit

padding

viagrandad
viagrandad

What is Tracy's effective range? Her damage dealing is insane up close, but that seems way too dangerous for her.

Should I be going in DEEP for KILLS or sitting around mid range and peppering the enemy, only diving in to finish a straggler or healer.

Teach me the ways of Tracy.

takes2long
takes2long

wiki.gamedetectives.net/index.php?title=Sombra_ARG

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Nope, sounds like you're not being a team player.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

dash towards the enemy
hold left click
dash through the enemy
dash away
repeat

SniperWish
SniperWish

for

WebTool
WebTool

Right, so what's the problem? His revive quote even implies that Mercy just got his resurrection wrong.

RavySnake
RavySnake

that's boner inducing

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Just play around with the bitrate.

Is this the version that you are using?
gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
If not, then you should. It's more up-to-date and has a cleaner UI.

Booteefool
Booteefool

As much as I love thinking about domestic Junkrat this dude gon be dead by like, 35.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Merci and Mercy are pronounced very differently though.

farquit
farquit

Mercy is fucking evil.

likme
likme

only played 12games
rank 65
I'm good didn't even catch ebola or cancer.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I just lost a competitive KOTH against a team with Symmetra and Hanzo.
Two Russians or whatever just kept shouting at each other over the mic.

What do you even do in that situation? Was playing Lucio.

FastChef
FastChef

If I wasn't a team player, I wouldn't prioritize killing the enemy Reinhardt's shield, Mei, Mercy, Pharah or Joker's tire/traps. I'd be going for easy kills. I cover my team's backs. And I don't even ask for them to do the same, nor do I expect them to. In fact, sometimes my teammates just sit there and throw tantrums or go afk, abandoning the rest of the team just because they didn't get to be the special snowflake calling the shots. Just because things don't go your way 100% of the time doesn't mean you give up. I don't abandon my team.

We all bought the game, we're all here to get better, we're all want see how high we can place in Competitive mode. I just happen to not pick easy mode meta when I want to rank up. I like to work for my kills, thanks.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

start game
stays on the screen showing teams and never lets me select a character
leave and rejoin
select character
load in and no-one has any models its just a load of nametags floating around

ive lost 2 ranks instantly because the game isnt working

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Deep in for kills

She's squishy, but she can also blink all over the place, move at sanic speeds, and has a big 'get out of jail free' button with Recall

The entire point of Tracer is to slip past the defenses, slap everyone with your dick real fast, then zip away faster than they can react

It's dangerous, yes, but that's Tracer for you. Gotta live dangerously if you wanna murder the squishies

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Make use of sneaky map routes. KOTH is full of fun flanking tunnels for Tracer to utilitize, and you're at your most powerful when behind to the the side of an enemy with a corner to blink behind nearby. Your main goal should be exposed snipers, unprotected supports and low health assault heroes. I occasionally will take a D.Va headon for sweet critbox ult charge, and Roadhog from behind for the same reason, but don't overstay your welcome. You're the squishiest hero in the game, and a Roadhog hook and a D.Va booster+melee will kill you very quickly.

TreeEater
TreeEater

playing competitive
temple of anubis
decide to go mccree the entire match
play the game
we lose defense, but not by too much
attack
we get the first point with relative ease
second point we almost get a few times but the enemy holds us back
speedboosting lucio on the other team grants them a bit of point contesting
Reaper on the team blames me for not killing him despite killing him multiple times
I guess people always need somebody to blame
I got gold elims too

WebTool
WebTool

someone please post the emo version of this. Gets me every time. I'm already giggling like a shitter.

Supergrass
Supergrass

So is Pharah EZ mode or what?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I agree, I hate when I don't see my characters eyes. At the same time I hate sitting tracer doesn't have her googles on. This would be perfect

Methshot
Methshot

Pharah is nightmare mode.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Solo-Q as a semi decent D.Va
Works almost every time. If I can't play D.Va, I'll just play Reaper or Roadhog. Or Torbjorn.
That is the version I am using. Will do for any other future webms. Thanks.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

okay its still happening I can play quick play or training but in competitive the hero select just doesnt show up.

what do I do. do I have to reinstall the game because its randomly broke or what.

MPmaster
MPmaster

games are full of mccrees, zennys and dvas
Nope its quite hellish.
You can still play her against retards.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

tilting in game
use her hello voice line
user her equipped voice line
hear her voice
instantly untilt
what are you tricks anons for when you feel the tilt coming on?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

i play bastion

cum2soon
cum2soon

you guys have your waifu as your wallpaper right?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

This, had some autistic unranked 40 hour genji main, in comp rage hard in a QP game because we didn't have 2 healer 2 tank and demanded I swap off Zarya to play lucio because 1 Zenyatta wasn't enough healing.

I tried telling him that Genji shouldnt need a healer because he should be grabbing health packs around the map and that I don't play quick play to play a boring champ like lucio which apparently fueled his rage.

We still won, I got 3 golds and called him a shitter. Great times.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

More like it's a miracle that he's still alive, or hasn't lost ALL his limbs (although Mercy would probably give him cyborg ones)

farquit
farquit

Dick around on the map and enjoy the environment, running around from platform to platform is very cathartic. I usually play Lucio in ranked so it still helps the team since I don't actually need to put in effort to heal.

iluvmen
iluvmen

play dva
make it my mission to hunt down mid-air pharahs all day

I legit made a pharah ragequit last match, it was glorious. Just fly into them with matrix up, boop+melee then blast away

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

people hit rank 65
stop trying in ranked

my favourite meme

JunkTop
JunkTop

pick widowmaker

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I just wanted freedom, instead got weeabo
Well I guess Americree and TORB YES are the only ones left.

girlDog
girlDog

he'd be one hundred percent dead without roadhog

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Does Pharah's splash damage count for her accuracy? Because she's one of my highest accuracy heroes.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Play Roadhog
Win
Get 1/4th of a rank

Play D.Va
Win
Get 1/15th of a rank with better individual stats

What gives?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Road Hog is the most satisfying hero to use. Prove me wrong.

There is nothing more satisfying than hooking some smug sniper who thinks she's hot shit off her perch and sodomizing her with your non-kosher pig cock.

FastChef
FastChef

just started playing
not even level 4
been mostly playing Pharah and absolutely dominating

So I'm just lucky then?

askme
askme

Enjoy the backgrounds.
Gibraltar defense
play Hog
go to the cliffs to watch the sea and the boats
friendly Mercy approaches, we greet each other
stand there enjoying the view together for some time
And then we went to battle and won. It was sweet.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

defense roadhog on route 66
keep hooking their rein while im on the catwalk and shooting him in the top of his head

felt good

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Right click one shotting their supports feels better than hooks. But yeah Roadhog is fun as fuck

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

When you get matched with people who actually know how to play, you'll see less success. You will get discorded and then picked out of the sky by McCree

MPmaster
MPmaster

Play against the biggest shitters in the game
Win
Brag about it on Veeky Forums
???

Call me when you can dominate a 70s ranked comp game as Pharah.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Fap to Winston and get back into the game

Firespawn
Firespawn

You're not lucky youre level 4. Everyone else in your games is about your skill level, aka literally just started playing doesnt know what characters even do yet.

5mileys
5mileys

level 4

wow user, dont forget to link your twitch

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

D.Va's waifu is mai waifu.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Fap to Winston

MPmaster
MPmaster

Tumblr seriously has the weirdest artstyles I've seen anywhere.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

implying the best thing to come out of this isn't a omnic zarya skin holding a dismembered human arm that shoots blood and guts and shit.

also winston Harambe skin

Firespawn
Firespawn

Man, coming from games like Halo and Borderlands, I feel like the skyboxes in this game are a bit weak. Sure the colors and art style are pretty, but the textures are so low-res, and the draw distance for the skybox is way too close, feels like wallpaper instead of a big world.

I think what sets this game apart though is definitely the lighting, art style, and character animation. Everything is just so lively and fun. Just wish the skyboxes were better made. Hell, behind the Attacking team base on the Anubis stage looks so gross and barren. Like they ran out of time when designing the level. The playable area is great though, so I guess that's what matters.

eGremlin
eGremlin

When you sneak around the choke point and hook their Mercy right off their Reinhardt without him even noticing

Supergrass
Supergrass

t. salty 50s player

likme
likme

Fareeha Amari a qt.

TechHater
TechHater

I kinda dig it, just because her sense of humour is so goofy and cartoony.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I'm 67 but i want to hit 70 :(

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Yes

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

if I lose, over half my bar drains out
if I win, I only get a little quarter of it back

Come on nigga

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

dorado attack
oh boy its gonna be another quick loss before the first point!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

(You)

farquit
farquit

Well good luck.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I wish there was a "Don't stick me with a fucking premade" option. I'm so tired of getting stuck with the band of retards who decide to play ranked together and then we get matched against an actual competent group of players.

If a premade has Hanzo in it and they try justify it saying they're a pro Hanzo I know I'm fucked and I don't even want to play 3 rounds of KotH to take that loss.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I like it some pictures more than others

DeathDog
DeathDog

of course i do

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

nice thumbnail, nerd, where'd you get it, the dumb thumbnail store

Methnerd
Methnerd

shouting weebspeak at a bunch of squishies followed by the old triple/quad kill.wav
the sweet sound of three ticks and a reddish white visual cue letting me know I landed some ninja stars

feels good man. feels real good.

TreeEater
TreeEater

i wonder what tracer's pits smell like hahaha

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Can you supply the picture? I don't use Reinhardt, but that is an awesome wallpaper.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

really?
should be an ez win

Supergrass
Supergrass

Zarya with Helck face
Please stop.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

You accept the loss and move on

takes2long
takes2long

Gibraltar
Our defense is 2 McCrees, Soldier, Shimada brothers and me
Go ana because fuck it
Keep everyone healthy and alive
Dish out nana boosts
We win
45% healing done card

Was really beautiful. Meanwhile the enemy healer got the card for damage.

w8t4u
w8t4u

here you go bud

idontknow
idontknow

Off Veeky Forums of course, my prime place for thumbnails. Thanks for the full picture.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i want to have taco night with mercy haha just because haha

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

How do I join this community. I feel like I'm in the corner with my anti-social friends (you guys) and missing out on all the fun in the 'real' community. You know the ones that draw all the fun fanart, make cosplay, sing fan songs, etc. I feel like everyone in /owg/ either hates the game, tries way too hard, or are master perverts.

I checked the official forums, it's just complaining and meta-talk. You can't even group up with people for pre-mades. It's just one forum fits all.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I thought this was a weird euphemism for lesbian sex until I read the quoted post.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

next short is bastion

I'm not even sure how to feel about it.

DeathDog
DeathDog

reddit

girlDog
girlDog

tumblr

Evilember
Evilember

it's a timelapse of Bastion sitting in a warehouse for 50 years doing nothing but holding Mouse 1

SniperWish
SniperWish

Reddit mostly, not joking.

Illusionz
Illusionz

IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE HIM AGAINST ZARYA

Supergrass
Supergrass

Ebaumsworld

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I love the smell of pulse ammunitions in the morning.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

wrong answers. guess I'm stuck with you guys.

Emberfire
Emberfire

90% of the fanart comes from tumblr

Illusionz
Illusionz

Deviantart or Gaia Online xD

5mileys
5mileys

I'd rather die than go to tumble

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

pulse ammunitions

Isn't he talking about pulse emissions?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tumblr.

I ain't even fucking with you dude. tumblr's got a bad rep on here because it's got a kooky radfem side, but that shit's so easy to ignore. the vidya side of tumblr is great for fanart and lame lore stuff. comfy af.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

There's no other "communities". I draw fanart myself, I follow people who do to, I don't know them and don't talk to them. I only discuss stuff on Veeky Forums and play with one friend of mine.
If you want some sense of community you either go to reddit or don't and just enjoy it like this.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Lemonade.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It's "Pulse munitions" as in, munitions for his pulse rifle.

farquit
farquit

Al-tikraar Ye'alem Al-shotaar - التكرار يعلم الشطار
Repetition improves skill.

Al-Adaelah nazlah men fo' - العدالة نازلة من فوق
Justice rains from above.

Wareehom 'owetak - وريهم قوتك
Show them your strength.

Baseeta - بسيطة
It was nothing

Dah hah yefeedak - ده حيفيدك
This will help you.

Dah hah yekoon mo'lem - ده حيكون مؤلم
This is going to hurt.

massdebater
massdebater

you will never strap Mei to an operating table, gently assuring her it'll be okay as you take your saw to her skull
you will never gently remove 40% of the mass of her prefrontal lobe, watching in delight as she slowly loses herself as you carve away her higher brain functions
you will never bathe her and flip her daily to prevent bedsores as she is in recovery
you'll never see the childish wonder in her eyes when she awakes, essentially an easily stimulated doll for you to play with
you'll never teach her how to drink from a bottle, or gently spoon mushed up food you chewed yourself into her mouth to feed her
you'll never tuck her into bed, gently stroking all over her body as she murmurs and falls asleep
she'll never inquisitively suck on your rock hard cock, licking up precum greedily as a tasty snack and gripping your shaft like a lollipop
you'll never fuck her ass raw as she sobs into the pillow before putting talcum powder all over it as a punishment for when she's naughty
you'll never greedily slurp up her drool every morning to wake her up, suckling her cheeks for the sweet nectar
she'll never call you daddy in her slurred, barely coherent voice as her feebled mind tries to process who you are despite lacking long term memory

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

This is your daily reminder to gas ALL omnics.

They are LITERALLY cucking humanity. They are LITERALLY stealing our women and mindbreaking them on the BBC (Big Bionic Cock). They are LITERALLY erecting statues of themselves in your cities, holding your childrens hands.

All omnics are one God Program away from another horrifying world war and you honestly expect them to live side by side in your cities?

Fuck omnics.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

coinflip hanamura defense.
this should be piss at level 56 pick bastion.
healslut mercy latches onto me like a lamprey and won't fuck off to actually heal other players despite my polite suggestions.
before the round starts just walk to the enemies spawn.
die
lose match.

Thats what I do for parasites, fuck off and try healing / damage boosting others you pathetic specimen.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Does anyone have the *teleports behind you* pic that came from this comic?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Smells like victory.

Bidwell
Bidwell

ok

massdebater
massdebater

Explain this: After losing terribly on attack in quick play, an enemy player calls your team "try-hards".

SniperGod
SniperGod

delete this

RumChicken
RumChicken

ana ult an ulting genji twice
he doesn't register a single kill either time
wat actually do?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Anyone else want to do their job today?
MOVE THE PAYLOAD!

likme
likme

Ult your Hanzo instead:
youtube.com/watch?v=B8V_5powkJk

Snarelure
Snarelure

Man, just send that healslut over here if you don't want her. I'll take care of her for you.

eGremlin
eGremlin

smelling ammo

Soldier69 confirmed for being a /k/unt

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Gas
Omnics
What?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Joins game
Immediately loses

JunkTop
JunkTop

He's never smelled pic related

I'm pretty sure this stuff is what Mercy's pussy smells like.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Playing Pavementpig
Get Ana ulted right as I'm about to walk around the corner on to the point
Thought there was only a Lucio on it but she ulted from a position where she can see the point, so I must have been wrong
Start ulting, assuming there's actually someone there
It's just Lucio
Stand there burning two ults on basically nothing

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Ana speed ups every ult also increases the aoe
even tracer bomb becomes a huge treat

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

This is a GOOD smell.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Its static EMP gas. I ain't gotta explain shit.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

this is hot, do you have any more?

JunkTop
JunkTop

actually wanting a pocket healer.
It's midly understanding if you don't have any form of self-heal but for fucks sakes i'm not going to put up with this level of retardation in comp matches.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

anaboosted as boulevard bovine
ult nowhere near ready
run around trying to jam my gun in peoples faces to meatshot them
I'm big and fat but I'm not the fucking Heavy, wait till I have ult or boost a soldier or reaper

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

If every Ana player would just hurry up and kill themselves already I would really appreciate it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Thanks!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

youtube.com/watch?v=NMD_cv4fM4s

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

is this a famas?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

defending Numbani
go Rein
our Mei and Junkrat decide that it's not enough to pick two shit characters; they want to spawn camp the enemy
they die immediately, despite being told to get back to the point
we have absolutely no chance now 4v2 and lose the first point
snowballs from there
attack
on the very last point, our only support, Lucio, goes fucking Bastion
with less than a minute left
doesn't kill anything, dies immediately
defeat
I ask him what the fuck he was thinking
"It's too hard for you to understand."

Jesus Christ, Blizzard, remove these useless defense characters from the game. They attract shitters and borderline retards. Why the fuck would any human being with a moderate amount of time on Overwatch think that a Bastion would be a better choice than a support on attack?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Dumb thought time.
Would AnaBoosting have any effect on Mercy Ult.
Like anything at all.
Because I highly doubt there has ever been a combination of situations where someone has accidentally done this.
But I want to know, for science.

farquit
farquit

What gold gun/skin combo should I buy when I get my points?

askme
askme

dumb thought time
Remove ana and lucio from the game, give ana's ult to mercy.

viagrandad
viagrandad

How long were you waiting to use that image?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Tell me how Winston isn't the shittiest

idontknow
idontknow

Mei and Junkrat are both very good picks for first-point defense on Nubani. Upper Lucio push is extremely powerful, but a Mei wall can stop it and the first hero through will hit a Junkrat trap. Both Mei and Junkrat's attacks are good for spamming large healthpack. Junk can get enviro kills on long, and Mei can freeze tanks or reapers coming from long or large health.

You'll want to switch characters past that point, however.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Still playing ParkwayPorcine
Same Ana announces ult is up
Spam that mine is up as I arrive at the point
She ults our Junkrat who uses it to chase Tracer to their spawn

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Newfag who just bought the game. Any tips/suggestions on how to not be complete shit starting out?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I've actually used it this month.

Emberburn
Emberburn

How to make Symmetra, Winston and Mei not useless in one simple step.

Their left clicks disable movement abilities when you're hit with them.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Just need d.va's taegeukgi skin.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

So how do i get better at mcree?
I have good aim and can outaim rank 70 main mcrees but when it comes to gamesense i am a total shitter.
I can't use my ult properly and always end up getting overwhelmed.

askme
askme

Mei and Junkrat are useless 6v2, like every other character. They are also inferior to almost all DPS.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Don't main.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

REEEEE WHY DO YOU GET TO HAVE 4 SKINS AT 27 BOXES

takes2long
takes2long

I fucking swear that D.va Skin is super rare.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

What streamers can I watch to look at high-level Tracer play?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Try everything in the testing range for a soild amount of time. Dont just go in for a few minutes on a character, use skills, and move on. play with the skills, move about, use the different heights and areas, the moving platforms etc.
Then go and do some VS the AI medium, because easy is pointless and hard takes too long.
Get used to playing with people, get used to the maps, take your time in there.
Proceed to Quick Play when you feel comfortable enough with 2 or 3 characters and see how you fair.
If you can try and become comfortable with at least 2 characters for each type [attack/def/tank/support] your good to go onwards

TechHater
TechHater

I thought widowmaker was completely OP before her nerfs? Then why does she have such low usage on the first part?

Nojokur
Nojokur

He can chain-lightning a Mercy and three Hanzos standing together.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

tfw found my calling
I had no idea 76 was so good.

5mileys
5mileys

genjis bitching about lucios/zens ulting every time he does

Cry me a river weeb. I hope they nerf you to hell and back soon, so they can actually use it for something useful again.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Because lots of heroes in Overwatch fluctuate in usefulness based on the skill of the player.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Rather than disabling them, all forms of movement should be slowed when Mei's slow is affecting you. Like, if you have a 50% reduction in movement speed, your jumping, double-jumping, dashes, and whatnot should also have their speed/distance reduced.

Winston's Tesla is probably fine. He just needs work elsewhere. Stronger than average melee damage, faster cooldown on the barrier, maybe a wall climb. What kind of gorilla can't climb?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Maybe change his lightning gun so it actually chains. You hit the edge of one person standing in a stack, it conducts from person to person and hits everyone within range in the stack for full damage apiece.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Fake pic, you can clearly see that's a mask
probably not even a real person he's holding

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

WINSTOOOOOOOOOOON

Why can't we get more cinematics with heroes working together?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

surefour

cum2soon
cum2soon

implying Junkrat doesn't have higher damage per game than all the attackers

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

he's a cheater though

Nojokur
Nojokur

I'm not sure if he streams, but AZK on youtube. If he's not playing McCree, he's playing Tracer.

likme
likme

And yet, for some reason, the people who play this game for a living, only use Junkrat on firstpoint defense on a handful of maps.

I wonder why that is...

Methshot
Methshot

Hmm, alright. Cheers

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

How to vastly improve the game in one change:

Triggering ult instantly wastes the charge.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Am I the only one who thinks Reaper looks like a total fucking edgelord?

farquit
farquit

Thanks

Evilember
Evilember

Post healslut

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What the pros do works for them. You aren't a pro and neither are your opponents. Far point defense points can benefit from one defense hero for a specific purpose.

Nojokur
Nojokur

The thing that infuriates me about this game is that if you interrupt someone's ult too early they'll instantly get 50% or 30% back. That's the stupidest fucking thing ever to me.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Winston Zarya D.Va Ana Lucio Tracer
Man it was fun, cancelling all ults, and funposting about Haramble. Also Haramble's name was RAPEAPE

Inmate
Inmate

ues

RumChicken
RumChicken

That's not the case for all heroes.

McCree can cancel out his and get 50% back which I disagree with.

askme
askme

Getting into comp and after watching some players I've noticed and now I wonder: Why do people intentionally pop Zarya shields? Isn't that too dangerous?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Overwatch porn parody
I mean I can't say it didn't have it coming.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i fucking spammed too much orbs with zen
now my wrist fucking hurts

also why does my team never shoot at the discorded tanks

whereismyname
whereismyname

Symmetra's ult and turrets need a rework to be honest.

have the teleporter deploy 1 on symmetra's position, another on a targetable location like reaper's repositioning, placable on walls or ceilings, no more charges

change turrets into devices that provide portable mini reinhardt shields, limit two, 500 HP, destroyed if 0hp, regenerates after not being hit for a while

change alt fire: remove pierce, increase projectile speed, have them ricochet once

Skullbone
Skullbone

+50% charge won't help a Zarya if she's dead. If you see one with critical health and you're confident she can't get away but she might if she has a 2 second head start, pop it and kill her immediately.

One Reaper shot and a quick melee instantly pops it, btw.

Firespawn
Firespawn

If she's at 5% health and she shields, ideally you can burst down the shield and kill her before she has time to do any real damage with that extra charge.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

the only thing winston needs buffed to be as viable as other tanks is replace more of his health with armor he's too squish right now. he'll still have 500 hp but make more red bars yellow maybe the same as reinhardt

King_Martha
King_Martha

26 boxes or something
Get MURICA Mcree skin, Honhonhon Widow skin, HUEHUEHUE IT'S THE ONLY THING THIS COUNTRY IS GOOD AT OTHER THAN ARMED ROBBERY, SHAKING ASSES, AND STEALING Lucio football skin, Brit whore track and field skin
Plus golden steambot skin

Only, only, only thing I wanted was Zarya blonde skintight skin

what

cum2soon
cum2soon

a huge treat? sounds yummy

Flameblow
Flameblow

If she's 50% or less on health and I think I can kill her I will try her shields be damned.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I want Tracer's treat!

DeathDog
DeathDog

jesus fucking christ that face is horrifying

Lunatick
Lunatick

You still have time, bruh.
I got it late as well.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

make sentries invisible until they are attacked

placement of a teleporter gives symmetra an instantaneous 3 sentries

increase her beam's range by 30%

give her alternate healing turrets

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

how so?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Makes perfect sense.
Does this doubly apply to whomever she shields if they're critical as well?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

looks fine to me

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Wait, did they get rid of Tracer's thong?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

They're not getting it back, that haven't used it up.
Most ults have a time span in which it goes from 100 to zero. For some it's a split second, for others it's the full duration of the ult. McCree is an exception.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

The forehead brings me back to when I watched Code Lyoko as a kid.

TechHater
TechHater

see a legendary pop out
get hype
also get a spray that perfectly sums up how I feel about it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Reaper point blank and Bastion can chew the shields and Zarya in split seconds, so they can just disregard it

Booteefool
Booteefool

yeah SJWs complained about it on twitter. they also made symettra's butt smaller and toned down widows derrierre as well because of it

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Just but the 50 pack.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

mfw I lost 0-3 on Ilios
and had gold elims as Lucio

Or a team can simply go 2 attack, support, tank and just win through that instead of using gimmicky, one-note characters.

askme
askme

I got the blue one out of summer box too.

Inmate
Inmate

McCree uses his ult
Everyone hides
he cancels
pot shots a few people
His ult is back to 100%

Who allowed this

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

That picture was an edit.

To be fair that's the best spray you can get since you can make it go over other sprays.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Yes.

Mercy still has her camel toe though.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Inverse car wash in a doorway
Put a Reinhardt in the same doorway

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why do sjw's have to ruin everything nice?

farquit
farquit

Yes, they also made Reinhardt's bulge bigger

idontknow
idontknow

user..

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

be defense on cart
4 roadhogs on my team
be Lucio
they're all too scared to stand next to the cart to push the other team away
lose

RavySnake
RavySnake

she has a fivehead, fetal alcohol syndrome and a head the size of my ass
i just fixed it with like 30 sec in ms paint
shit's huge

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

you've permanently ruined this picture for me, why user?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Reminder that blizzard is still letting pros use hacks

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

22 summer boxes so far
only summer games icons and sprays
fuck this shit

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

quickplay
LMAO

Inmate
Inmate

Wait what?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Roadhog bitches I'm not healing him as Lucio
We win
He gets the POTG
In which he ultis and chases the enemy team at sanic speed
Immediately shuts up

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

4 roadhogs on my team
Unf I can smell the ults instantly charging from here

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Not guilty until proven guilty m8
Anyway who fucking care about "Competitive" Ow.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

most of these goobs havent seen a real human female face in a while so...

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

bitch on the forums where blizzard will actually see

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I like the long grey hair look.

FastChef
FastChef

if internethulk and taimou's aimbot clips aren't proof enough, the competitive community is doomed.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

talks about being bitched at for no audiomedic
boasts about speedboost
???????

5mileys
5mileys

veekyforums.com/thread/151375196/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151375196/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151375196/video-games
NEW

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It only applies if it's a critical target who's worth super charging Zarya.

There's also a situation where you're suppressing an area with fire to keep the enemy back. Zarya putting up bubbles might discourage a Junkrat from shooting in, but if he stops for the 4+ seconds to wait for the bubbles they'll have pushed forward.

100% Zarya is frightening, but not as much as you'd think. Compare 150 dps and the difficulty to hit on her maximum charge laser pointer to Hanzo's 104 dps (not including head shots). Zarya can only use this within 15 meters, otherwise she has to use her 95 damage (at 100%) secondary which isn't much compared with Junk and Pharah's 80/120 damage shots more than once per second.

TL;DR: Zarya's charge doesn't matter if she can't get close to you.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

He wasn't healing him because he was speedboosting him so the Roadhog could get the most out of the ult. Make sense?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

blood splats whenever roadhog shoots people
why don't we have this in the final game

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

oh ic thanks. so he isnt retarded just illiterate.

Snarelure
Snarelure

True

Nojokur
Nojokur

Maybe he played soloq, deranked, started from low-ish unfixed placements?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I don't need any tricks. I'm alway in tilt.

5mileys
5mileys

Yes it is. OST 18. Sorrow.