DOTA 2 GENERAL /d2g/

how do we stop this man

fucking excellent
>bane

Why didn't you walk back and forth the map 10 million times goy?

Guys I missed the EG games, did ppd and friends look like TI winning material?

So who to bet for tomorrow /d2g/ DC or TnC?

hey, is there anyone else coming from reddit or is it just me?

where can I join the bandwagon

I can give mean bjs if that's something

Cheese strat material at game 1 and solid lineup at game2

youtube.com/watch?v=hvSn8rLhV24
Was this the greatest all star match ever?

Does the honey fill up the non-TI lans?

>17 minutes in EHOME were pushing the T3 with an Aegis
Jesus, that game went on for so long its hard to remember that EHOME was actually pushing T3s that early on but couldn't do it for another 2 or so attempts.

just watch the series shortened down
youtube.com/watch?v=LwSQv_sNZBI
or even shorter
youtube.com/watch?v=xoKGn3O5Cg4

nth for Jark the pinoy autist

was he purposely made to look like a caricature of a jew?

Ban storm.
And Timber, medusa, qwop, windrunner, and anyone who could find value in a bloodstone.
People who make videoes like that second one need to be fucking gassed tbqh.

TNC
N
C

>Bully Arteezy in lane
>He does nothing the rest of the game
>Secret playing 4v5
>Puppey is also jungling and wastes his entire window of effectiveness as support
>Secret playing 3v5
>Bulba thouhg
>Secret playing 2v5
>PLD feeding
>Secret playing 1v5
>EE is on team
>Secret playing 0v6
I just can't figure out why they lost. Cyborgmatt's going to have his work cut out for him.

>tfw worried ppd doesn't have a plan for Wings' aggression

Please ppd, take my energy.

>Watching The Rigged 6
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

Quick, /d2g/, describe the meta of this TI with only one word

>the Caliphate of Yurop
Christ almighty, I can't wait for the USA spam when EG wins finals
I hope we beat last years post count

>EE is on team
>Secret playing 0v6
KEK too bad notail just little bit better than EE

You shouldn't be worried, user, but just keep PPD and friends in your thoughts and prayers.
Remember that even though we know the rain is coming, it's not reason to stop dancing for it.

Delaying

Never suffer yurocuck opinions again. Just laugh at them and their posts.

>fear and ppd on the verge of becoming bonjwas

DRAFT

>Play like shit all year
>Suddenly beat all the top chinks without trouble
>Meanwhile all the other good western teams are getting assassinated by shit teams (Valve send their regards)

With 80 millions down their pocket, I wouldn't trust Valve with anything. They just want to generate the most hype around the tournament.

Mark my words. EG loses to Wings today. Then they miraculously annihilates the entire LB. Then in the final against Wings they pull of a 3-2 comeback.

aghanims

madman

Yeah no, EG is still a garbage team, they're going to lose to anyone in LB

Never mind. Jimmy jinxed it with the nice weather meme bullshit.

meme delay

>>Play like shit all year
>his addled mind literally cannot understand why his dumpster teams have fallen
Laughable, pitiable and pathetic all at once

ok kaci's replacement just got shipped over

what's this freakshow's name boys

wouldn't have stopped it from getting maimed

I'll shitpost so happily when Liquid ends up BTFO-ing EG

At least N0tail understands when he's the reason his team loses, unlike EE who does the same game-throwing shit repeatedly.

honeypots

Nope. This is all carefully planned out.

All other non-chink teams have been assassinated or sabotaged in such a way that it is unlikely that they will even meet EG.

>OG out first round against fucking Jimmy
>Liquid has to go through both EHOME and MVP
>DC has to go through EHOME (they're not good enough to beat EG anyway)
>Alliance is shit
>Navi is shit
>MVP has to go through Liquid and EHOME

Why do you keep dropping your
t. increasingly nervous eurocuck for the 27th time today
?

>chinks thinking they have a chance at TI

Fuck you subhumans.

Just a reminder to burgers: Yurop already claimed the "first to win 2 valve events" title. Heh maybe some day you'll be relevant more than one month a year!

2GD

pieliedie
we all know what is going to happen to it

DC is gonna win this international, discuss.

This fucker is sprinting at you with bkb'd Slardar with a blink and his team behind him, you are ppd, what do you do?

>Matumba will never get money to buy a new boat

>Instead the money will go to ppd's gf's next nosering

HOLD ME D2G

>so caught up in the universe void that I forgot he plays a mean ass clockwerk

Universe is a top 5 offlaner of all time

>Yurops cannot bear to move past the days of glory that have long since left them
Literal poetry

I think you should discuss this with a professional user, you might have some sort of brain disease

How do we fix this?

After the Puppey drama, who is our guy now, RTZ or KKY?

>PPD invites Miracle to EG after TI6 when Fear retires

really makes you think........

Wings

>no cum hero

Kuro is always our guy

Also Fitjew

Nah they're gonna win this one

nice

FUCK i already named it

would have been perfect

either way boys gonna go grind these two up and take on the first honeypot lan.

artour must win 8 honeypots to get invited to the valve event

the first is starladder

I bend over and whimper with my cheeks spread like hte little faggot I am

Force Staff

Alternatively let my whole team run away and leave me, because PPD seems to be good about making calls on when he's a lost cause.

6.90 changelog
-Pipe of Insight is now higher up in the shop list
-Fixed a bug that prevented Glimmer Cape from being available in the Chinese client

1000 damage at level 5

Disrupt Fear, R on the slardar before I die, then micro the illusions while Universe gets a 3 man chrono.

Just like CDEC was last year right

PPD is going to pick Nightstalker and shit all over wings aggresive playstyle

>synderen got as much money from ti6 as autisty

Chaos

Heroically sacrifice myself like the noble and God-blessed patriot that I am, allowing my comrades to obliterare them

The only good Western teams pre-TI6 were OG and Liquid. OG is TI5 Secret and TL is still in the running.
Also EG was doing well till after Shanghai when Universe and RTZ left. They were doing tops 3-4s consistently but not winning.

China was inconsistent since post-Shanghai swaps, and also VGR had to have Mikasa sub and Banana sub for LGD over Sep. So VGR lost their best player and LGD had to get Banana who didn't play much post-TI4 and when he did he was shit. China got beat by VISAs for sure

feed like a fucking retard and hope my teammate pull through the teamfight without me just like every fucking game

better than this

Highground

Remember when retards thought Sumail was worse than Miracle?

Apologize.

ban only mids, picks mirana and dagons gooks all around the map lelel

don't click on this please

I hope TnC wins, then everyone will realize how shit Dota 2 esports is. Maybe the game will be made fun again if the esport dies

I like Kuro. He's pretty level-headed man in the interview. Calm and all that. I don't know why EE call him cancer when himself can't do shit without W33ha

Dota 2 has been shit for like a year

The meta is incredibly boring

Highlander

Hey /d2g/ I took a break from dota, leaving around the time "Secret is a US team. Secret is a euro team" posting hit its peak. I have a couple questions.
What happened to "secret is american. secret is european" posters?
And
What is that yellow-gold particle effect that emanates from heros from time to time? I thought it was leveling up but I'm wrong

...

I think Kuro probably is pretty condescending when playing seriously.

He most likely thinks himself of superior intellect considering how he acts and his hobbies (such as reading philosophy)

That being said, he's also humble and probably a very nice guy.

I just think there are people who can't take those types of personalities (especially Americans/Canadians)

Golem get ye gone

>individual skill is measured by the team's accomplishments at a single mayor
Sumail didn't even have a good moment in today's game you probably under-aged sand nigger

>yurocucks still think TI is rigged

Loving every laugh

>Jimmy winning games takes hype out of Dota
THE CITY OF EUROPE

That's the new fountain heal probs

Where's the hype if obviously a shit team can beat the best teams? It's a complete joke

I know its different than the fountain heal one. it kindof looks like a pentagon at a hero's feet with a glow on it.

>

Good afternoon fellow anime fans!!!