/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

W-what

Realizing too late you're not alone when you stepped into that airlock.

You can get an explosive grenade and a polyacid smoke grenade on the same trigger

Also fun to implant those in someone's chest and head

Other ways to die and be completely unrevivable.

are you harley?

Morena come on we can be friends.

Just never heard of suicide via bike horn.

I've seen some shit as admin

>2 engineers working on patching the singularity containment as it goes loose and into space, a wire is fixed, an emitter turns on, powering the field just as an engineer walks by, catapulting him right into space and into the singularity
>Somebody actually uses the ghetto surgery, keeping a guy barely alive using only whiskey as he chops their limbs off using a hatchet and lighter, eventually force feeding him his own surgically removed heart
>Disposals right into supermatter
>The crew go on an away mission, just as an antag blows the station-side gate. This kills half the crew, and leaves the other half of the crew trapped on the other side of the gate
>A ling trapped in telesci, engulfed in plasma fire, continuously regenerating and dying until they eventually gave up and braindead
>Clown pisses off cargo, so they stick him in a ghetto spacesuit, and bucklecuff him to a chair where the supply shuttle would dock, and order some pizza

Using the suicide verb while holding the bike horn or rubber ducks gibs you

You can do it with a rubber duckie too. Blows off all your libs and head, spreads gibs everywhere. It's very fun.
Not me nerd, I don't care enough.

No
Nobody remembers my name
But I was great

Please fuck off and die, Whorena.

Remember that the server is located on Canada, the host is on Tulsa, and our admins are from everywhere including UK, Belgium, Brazil, Turkey and Australia

Who are the turks?

Gross. All American server when?

Mustardtiger

He's a dickhead in OOC but he's a good player.

When you host it.
Unless you are not AMERICAN

>that deadchat ragging on julia
>spergay and SJ getting mad because they didnt get to fuck her

lmao, salty faggots

>imgur was linked of Morena trying to get on SJ's dick
>he called her disgusting

Double Traitor is the worst gamemode, if it was anything else I would have been more fun.

D-do you still have that link?

t. Reica

imgur.com/a/aFsdC

>tfw they're creatined
Misery

morena can handle dicks more than she handles bants lmao

>wheelchair makes an appearance
>ghostchat salty as all fuck
always good

>People complain that the chair has no counters
>'Just use tables'
>When the person riding the chair has creatine, so they can just smash the tables, windows, walls, doors, etc.
>When they can't be stunned or slipped because of said creatine
>When they can move faster than you because it's a motorized wheelchair

Powercreep kept in check in PRs when?

>morena silent after the imgur of her getting completely destroyed

Can hulks smash racks?

I'll smash your rack, baby

but the chair does have counters, lowpop murderbone is ez though

Yup

>these kind of retards are allowed to share our server and our imageboard
heh, I guess I'm the one on the wrong spot seeking decency from neo-Veeky Forums and neo-VG and not underage shit

I'm here, I just don't care. I shouldn't have been so naive really, I trusted him too much. Saving screenshots of personal chats is pathetic.

I don't know who's who but they both seem like insufferable people to be quite honest

What's pathetic is you trying to hop on his dick constantly, after hopping on both Shiggy and' Freak's first.

It was Kammerjunk. They were laughing at you the entire time you were talking.

You can't Ion it either

yes. All you can do is just leave the station.

Of course I was, it was funny to read and it's funny when someone can't handle it what I'd just consider banter. Dunno where everyone got the idea that I hate Morena from, though. Morena's just a player, no particular feelings

I'm not surprised really. Oh well, what's done is done. I've put this all in my past, I'm better than that now, it's sad that they can't let go.

Take your ooc drama to the discord, faggots. That's what it's there for

This, the discord was made to keep the underage drama and the beta retards away from the thread, stay there with your sperg

>I'm better than that now.

Dunno about that one.

She is.

Trust me, she is.

The discord was made to escape the drama and waifufaggotry of the thread.

So to do that you attach names to the waifufaggots and make it even more circlejerky?
Hilarious

>better than that now
HA
HA
HA
HAAAAAAAAA
>im clean now guise! sure i still slut it up constantly with reica but i'm not the same person anymore i swear! really!

Go fuck yourself, you stupid, tasteless whore.

My fucking sides.

Morena you're such a pathetic slut it's unreal.

SJ
THE MADMAN

Morena, you're such a pathetic slut that at this point it's not even funny, just sad.

Hey fuckface, get your own original insult, I already used that

>banter
Look I hate Whorena and think she should fuck off, but that wasn't banter, that was constantly insulting someone every other line.

You're a shit person and shouldn't be admin.

>imgur.com/a/aFsdC
Holy shit morena consider suicide

>he took advantage of me
Hell no he didn't, you're just a fucking slut

How come since the discord was created the thread only got worse and it's daily
>I want female sprite to verb and punchline!
>wuts ur character? wuts u're charcter story? where are u chractr from? wat das you charcater wear?
>name best: job, role, department; Go!
>good banbaiting round. I, SolariusGabriella, did my best.

Sure thing pal.

(You) #
Hey fuckface, get your own original insult, I already used that (You) #

Most of that shitposting ends up in discord now as opposed to the thread.

SJ is an asshole but morena is fucking pathetic

What the fucks your problem?
You copy posts to make up for your own lack of wit?

What does their "fucking" means? Is it ERP? Why are they like that? Why do they behave like this? Why did they chose this once great Space Station 13 server to do that?

I dont ban bait. I just ban valid, Baka!

I'm going to cup my balls into a sifter and delve into your donut hole boyo.

I dunno, it seemed pretty funny to me

What is his secret to attract so many mentally ill trannies and faggots in a lag simulator?

I don't get it, are they dating or not?

>mentally ill trannies
You can quit the redundancy, you know, there's no minimum character count here.

who the fuck is that?
what's with all this drama

>waaah muh Ginger
Fuck off fag

SJ bantzter and Kammerjunk

They're dating. I know this for a fact.

t. SacredAtom

anyone who is willing to even consider anyone in this fucking community a "friend" is a fucking retard.

And if it's considered a relationship they're actually challenged

Hey I found some friends in this game but we're all chill and just play vidya together

>t. antisocial retard

>met two friends in this game
we chat on steam and play games together
its the only good thing I found in this shithole

>willing to even consider people you play videogames with "friends"
are you a psychopath, maybe?

Why don't you just leave then?

t. morena

Why don't you suck my demented frog dick?

I did leave, I just visit the thread to laugh at the drama

>REEE FUCK FRIENDS REEEEEE STOP HAVING FRIENDS YOU CANT HAVE FRIENDS EVEYRONE HERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE HORRIBLE AND ASSHOLES TO EACHOTHER REEEEEEEE

Because I like playing videogames with people I know as friends, because pretty much everything is better with friends

I already have, I don't play anymore
I don't know how getting friends means I need to leave though

PunishedChiot is 2hotdogs

Very briefly, we lit up during dead hours, but it happened exclusively through shitposting.
Amazing.

PunishedChiot is CUTE

Supermatter shard

Good morning Chiot

>tried to fart on a dying chaplain once
>only realize he would have dropped his bible after I farted
>give a final tip of my fedora before I'm smitten

Shit.
I also forgot about the singulo, somehow
And powerful explosions can instantly obliterate you
Any others?

I think Nuklear was actually the first to suggest that possibility, several months ago

>Threadfags in charge of being right
"B-but muh anonymity"

>No rail
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