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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

$6 reskin edition

previous thread: veekyforums.com/thread/151276210/video-games

Regiments of Renown
wiki.totalwar.com/w/Regiments_of_Renown

Call of the Beastmen
store.steampowered.com/app/404012/

Cheaper Call of the Beastmen
gamesdeal.com/total-war-warhammer-call-of-the-beastmen-dlc.html

Patch notes

wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_2

FAQs & General Info
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN (embed) (embed) (embed)

Steam Groups
steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp

Total War Warhammer
Mods -- twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

IS CALL OF THE BEASTMEN WORTH BUYING?
The Beastmen are a cool faction but the pack is a bit overpriced for what you get. There probably won't be a price drop for some time, so if you're impatient or really like the Beastmen then go ahead, otherwise wait it out.

OVERCASTING SPELLS
Double click a spell (it needs to be a boostable spell and you need to have enough magic in the magic pool) to overcast the spell
There's a 50% chance that the caster damages itself though!

QUEST BATTLE TELEPORT
Select your lord (make sure he isn't garrisoned or in a stance)
Select the quest battle (on the map or through quest log)
There's a button in the bottom right of the quest battle window that you can use to teleport for 5k gold (when the battle's finished you're automatically teleported back to your original position)

GROUP ATTACK
Group units with ctrl + g
Select your group and right click the enemy
All your units move and automatically direct themselves to and engage enemies they get close to while maintaining formation

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steamcommunity.com/id/9102013/
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039451551/
youtube.com/watch?v=faOhB9eaWYg
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=598621992
themarysue.com/warhammer-40k-gender-representation/
forums.totalwar.com/discussion/182251/total-war-warhammer-call-of-the-beastmen-hotfix-04-08-2016
trueorigin.org/dating.php
youtube.com/watch?v=cRmWSB1c6L8
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youtube.com/watch?v=iw36V_iXR2k
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wiki.totalwar.com/w/Regiments_of_Renown
veekyforums.com/thread/151471784/video-games

StonedTime
StonedTime

STAAAAAB

SniperGod
SniperGod

tfw you're such a good goy you're hyped about reskins

I'm so sorry...

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

veekyforums.com/thread/151276210/video-games

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

But they come with the LL pack, so it's a nice bonus to have.

Playboyize
Playboyize

6$
sauce?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

But when is it coming out?

RumChicken
RumChicken

So what do the regiments of renown do what modders can't do? The two units we have seen now are just reskins.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Any mods that add tier 2 spear units to the alans?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Who fucking cares about LL? Seriously just give a new faction.

takes2long
takes2long

Probably new voice effects.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Soon.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I do, it can spice factions up.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'M THE ONE TRUE ___

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

skirmishing

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

why do you even need them? Alans are strong as fuck already and can easily deal with enemy cavalry with their own cav

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

nothing

girlDog
girlDog

Can AI use the reskins?

Grudge

Techpill
Techpill

needing to pay for a mercenaries system cut/paste from attila

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I do, it gives me a reason to play a faction a second or third time.

Plus they are adding new units and hopefully the legendary Lord has something unique that will change up their campaign.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Perhaps I should have said how are they best used?

takes2long
takes2long

When do we get Boris Todbringer as a legendary lord?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

No agreed but honestly I think I'm more hyped for the reskins than lords?

I mean honestly I'm super happy they're just adding in random flavor stuff like this at all and hope they keep doing it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I certain we won't have new voice effects. CA is incredibly lazy regarding voice acting. We have the same voice actors since rome II and in Warhammer they cut out all voice acting for all languages other than english.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Play them in Multiplayer

askme
askme

Probably never, it does not make sense since he is the elector count of middenheim.

If we played as him what would happen a duplicate of him??

Would be cool to have them as a faction though, but doubt that will happen either.

Inmate
Inmate

hunnic hordes finally arrive
my best general and faction leader conveniently dies of old age
every fucking time
also, it seems like no matter which faction i play in attila, campaign always ends up with a meatgrinder against the huns in po valley area

MPmaster
MPmaster

More like taken from the vampire counts.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I think there's a mod which does this? Plus if you can confederate with Middenland while hes still alive you get him as a lord.

They should make him recruitable after taking Marienburg though

TreeEater
TreeEater

There's one for archers and tier 1 spears:

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=572732972

askme
askme

What are some good unit mods for Warhammer? I already have the Empire of Sigmar mod.

idontknow
idontknow

Mousillon and Southern Empires are pretty good.

I think Chaos undivided is another?

Other than that not sure of any good ones that aren't either bad/lore breaking/memes

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Radious

Evilember
Evilember

Great firepower if you can get them early (Rangers, Indian mercs). Still able to hold their own in a fight later on due to their light infantry stance.

FastChef
FastChef

If there is one thing that I like about warhammer, is that my lords only die from agents and in battle
Losing generals to old age is the worst

askme
askme

stale meme my friend

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Radious with the Unit mod as well.
Best Total Warhammer experience available.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I meant more like adding unit diversity than more factions.
Ebin

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Cars Total War when?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Mostly what it says no the tin, you'll want to use them to harass the enemy and drop their numbers before they hit your lines so you can overwhelm them with fresh full units.

So things like peppering the enemy at the start to drop numbers, pulling them around to their flanks when they advance. Stuff like that really.

Soft_member
Soft_member

18 reskinned units
2 LL
$6

sounds good to me.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Southern Empires by Cataph adds new units to Tilea, Estalia and the Border Princes. There's also a faction unlocker to allow you to play as them but their campaigns have no victory conditions so you can't truly win.

Chaos Divided adds the more occult side to Chaos. Cultists, daemons, god themed units, etc. Some stuff is pretty OP but that's good for Chaos imo. It's a good mod, breaks up the monotony of the Chaos campaign and makes their invasion a good bit harder.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Dont forget 2 new lords and 2 unique units.

Inmate
Inmate

WHEN I GETZ THERE, GONNA _______

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Do any of you remembers the time when Radious mod was a collection of small mods that were modular, could be mixed and matched, and unironically helps gameplay?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

NYEEEEEEEEUH

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

BRING THE NIGHT

Skullbone
Skullbone

THEY WON'T FEEL A THING... WHICH IS A PITY!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

What does Grace look like?

TechHater
TechHater

OVER THE ALPS PERHAPS?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Pokemon Total War when

Spamalot
Spamalot

Warhammer Total War provides framework for Pokemon Total War
Radious takes up Pokemon Total War modding
Heavy Armored Mounted Cataphract Pikachu [Missile Sword Infantry]

Flameblow
Flameblow

They're still modular.

And his campaign rework isn't that half bad. AI ends up spamming armies at times though.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Why don't they make a neural network based AI and let it learn from online PvP games? Then it could become like Google's DeepMind and actually become good.
They could have a different AI depending on game type, like if it's a gunpowder game or melee-based. That way it wouldn't try to charge with cannons or some shit. Don't know if it's actually necessary.

5mileys
5mileys

NN AI is hard. You don't simply make one just like that.

Snarelure
Snarelure

check out Total war twitter
they retweeted someone hinting than imperials need "bigger guns"

NULN HANDGUNNERS AS RoR CONFIRMED

GET HYPE

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Are orc arrer boyz supposed to be shit? They do fucking nothing damage wise and they die instantly because they have no armour. Should I install Radious and get Black orc arrer boyz?

RumChicken
RumChicken

or Hochland Long Rifles

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm sick and tired of /twg/; Absolutely done with this meme circlejerk and complete debauchery.
Every fucking thread is the same, the guy with the radious meme, the shitty spoiler messages, the endless memery about memehammer, memes here and memes there.

I'm done with this disgusting shitposting general where no actual discussion happens, you bunch of braindead meme spouting morons.
How can someone find joy in their miserable lives by just posting the same image with a wacky message over and over again with little to no substance? Is it autism? Am I wasting my time in a community of autistic losers?

farquit
farquit

[SCREAMING]

Techpill
Techpill

G O B G E N E V I E V E T O M B K A N G Z L I N S

Illusionz
Illusionz

last warning bud

Snarelure
Snarelure

no actual discussion

Emberburn
Emberburn

shitting on /twg/

Nigga, there are so many generals on Veeky Forums, and I can assure you that this one is as good as it gets.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY PONTUS, HERE'S A POORLY SHOPPED PIC OF EPIC FAIL ANTIOCHUS FUCKING UP, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

nice meme friendo ;)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

complains about memes
le meme hammer XDdd!!!1
Wow.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

bontus

Lunatick
Lunatick

I miss /gsg/ anime user's posts too.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

haven't been on this general since the time of gook. What did I miss?

TechHater
TechHater

Hello mother, hello father,

Fleas and ticks, really bother.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Some memes

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I always thought this general is really softcore, probably because Im a long time user of /lolg/, /gsg/ and /d2g/

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

how do I increase the size of my armies using pfm?

MPmaster
MPmaster

You must have tremendous resistance to autism. I just visit /gsg/ about once a month now to get my dose of it in pure concentrated form.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Well I started with /lolg/ and then transferred to /d2g/ so yeah Im pretty resistant. When I saw that STV autism compilation at /sp/ which is considered the most autistic thing in history of this site it didn´t even move me at all.

viagrandad
viagrandad

This.
t. someone that vists /fgg/ and other weeb generals

girlDog
girlDog

I heard Denuvo got cracked

This true?

5mileys
5mileys

Been cracked a few times, but Warhammer specifically was cracked recently.

Evilember
Evilember

Finally I can play the game without worrying about my conscience.

Emberburn
Emberburn

It got bypassed, and the way they bypassed was patched out by steam.

likme
likme

Damn, I really wanna play the new NFS but I really don't wanna give EA money for it.
Fuck Denuvo man

Evilember
Evilember

Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Not really, it got bypassed but steam patched it and banner the accounts.

viagrandad
viagrandad

in
data.pack/db/main_units_tables
there's a column called num_men, it's the number of men on large unit size, tweak to your liking, units with higher than 200 models crash the game

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Women are inferior to men.

TechHater
TechHater

tomorrow

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

pfm
youtube.com/watch?v=ymEjkfoAgNs

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Anyone got any tips for the Thorgrim quest battle with al those trolls and giants? I've failed thrice now on VH

hairygrape
hairygrape

I am talking about the number of units in an army. the one that modifies the save file.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

defeat vamp army and have pretty much 7 fully stacked units left
they eventually all get routed by ONE Banshee

ALT F4 out of that ridiculous shit.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Are you guys legit brain dead? How are you still beating this horse when it wasn't funny from the first moment? How the fuck are you this stupid? This is common behavior of children with severe, debilitating autism except even they don't repeat the same shit for literally years. What the fuck? I'm stunned that people this stupid exist in the world. You took "not knowing when to stop" and redefined our understanding of it, and then did that 5 more times. You're unfathomably retarded and I can't believe how shitty your taste in humor is. Literally "lol xdd i said it again xddd" the joke.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Actually getting spooked

MPmaster
MPmaster

Serves you right for not bringing any magic damage.

girlDog
girlDog

What kinda army are you running? Cannons do wonders in that fight, and having a good ammount of ranged tends to rout most troll before they come close.

Use slayers to tank and take down the giants, focus ranged on the trolls till they route and then focus them on the giants as well.

Flameblow
Flameblow

i savescum
i can't handle anything other than zombies and skellies

go back to your histfag games, it's obvious you can't handle warhammer.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Men are inferior to women.

girlDog
girlDog

Empire and it was a defensive siege battle with just one guard house providing all my troops.

Took down most of Kemmler's small army with minimal losses, but there was nothing I could do against that one banshee.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I brought 2 cannons, 4 thunderers, 4 ironbreakers, 4 hammerers, 2 slayers and 2 gyrocopters. Main issue is that every time the trolls break they return to the fight. Had no issues with the fight on just hard. I'll swap out the Gyros though, they're useless

hairygrape
hairygrape

Brimstone Gyros are good against large units though?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

With a full stocked elite army, you should have no problems, also, get more slayers and quarrelers

w8t4u
w8t4u

my garrison lost to a lord and a hero + army.
Wow, big surprise.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Why am I getting so many brettonia quotes on loading screens/battle aftermaths?
if not for this dlc I would think they're the next faction

FastChef
FastChef

I would win sieges with just the garrison in previous games.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

next faction dlc is wood elves with Bretonia freeLC as a bonus

Emberburn
Emberburn

My garrison lost to one hero.
The banshee could have taken them all, there was nothing I could do.
When I played VC, I only used banshees to boost my economy and break walls.

Never realized they were the strongest unit in the game.

WebTool
WebTool

they are, I used standard ones. Bad move by me.

Side note, does anyone got experience with the flamethrowers? They seem to be awesome, but I've heard bad things

hairygrape
hairygrape

Maybe you should learn to counter them. Hiring a single lord to help fight the banshee would have been enough.

God forbid actually having to consider if the attacking army is a threat, right?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I've won an entire battle with only a terrorgheist and a banshee left over, they scared everything away
too spooky

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What's a good combat build for One-eye?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Maybe you should learn to counter them
Jesus, you're annoying.

In the end I reloaded and auto-resolved: heroic victory. Eat shit, Banshee.

takes2long
takes2long

How do you do curved movements?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I suck at the game and don't want to get better

Supergrass
Supergrass

goblin fanatic LL or hero when?
ability to turn into whirling ball of death
high chance of hurting yourself at the end of it

Methnerd
Methnerd

press Shift and draw a line

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Getting this butthurt over siege battles not being autowins like in Shogun 2

Techpill
Techpill

I like to hurt myself by overly challenging myself in arbitrary games because it's the only way I can still feel like I achieve something..

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Chariot and charge bonuses as a priority. Weapon strength afterwards.

massdebater
massdebater

Hire a single lord
Put him in a city with walls where you anticipate the enemy's attack

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

having to think is overly challenging, games should play themselves
"Press A to kill Banshee".

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Skarsnik is probably the only gobbo lord we get, but his gimmick is a halberd that shoots lasers and forcing enemies to come in as reinforcements late and something about night goblins reforming and charging again after running away, I think

Skullbone
Skullbone

free win because of bullshit unit

wow... so this is strategy...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yeah, you get a insane charge bonus with Khazrak, all you have to do is to cycle charge with him to break almost everything. Takes a bit of micro though.

It's a banshee, user, and you didn't have the right counter for her.

Learn from the experience instead of being salty.

Illusionz
Illusionz

This is not a goddamned RTS. If you didn't bring counters then tough fucking luck, killed the entire army? Too bad, there's a bullshit unit with infinite health and is immune to all your damage who can singlehandedly wipe your army despite being surrounded and out played in every conceivable way.

Methshot
Methshot

Jesus christ, stop broadcasting how bad you are. This is embarrassing. You're literally the only person with this problem.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

there are people on this general that prefer fantasy to history

Firespawn
Firespawn

i know the feels user

Techpill
Techpill

Thanks.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Has the next historic title been announced yet? What is it? When is it coming out? Empire 2 when?

Skullbone
Skullbone

lads i have work in 2 hrs but this is fun :( will yu all still be here at 9

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I like both, cry more.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Literally unkillable.

Firespawn
Firespawn

This.

As long as there are interesting units and mechanics, I'll play any faction on any game.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tfw just memed on the everchosen with a unit of blood knights

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Just stop.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

& are both on the money; their uses change early vs. late game (mostly subject to their availability).

Rangers/Coureurs de Bois/Frontiersmen (?/the Spanish ones) absolutely shred early game troops, and should be rushed in the Americas ASAP. Unlike regular light infantry, they can fire all at once without needing to be set to light infantry stance (needs to be researched as a tech like bayonet types/fire-by-rank) and will murder most things you point them at. Their stats are good enough that you'll keep them for the entire campaign.

Pandours do the same and carry an early Austrian campaign, but need to be babysat because their reload is dogshit. Get a few units round the back of already engaged enemy infantry and you've won. Swap them out for Jägers/Grenzers/regular LI when you can; Windbüchse Jäger are garbage -- don't bother.

Abuse the hell out of your starting units' ability to plant stakes (Spanish get one regular light infantry in Flanders, and the Austrians get one in Transylvania; I think France might start with Coureurs de Bois in NA).

When available, walls are your friend, especially with Pandours.

t. diagnosed autism and 400+ hours in vanilla Empire

Emberburn
Emberburn

HERE ARE MY PREDICTIONS FOR THE LORDS PACK.

Two Legendary Lords-Volkmar and Kurt Helborg.

Two Lords as Generals-Arch Lector and Templar Grand Master.

New unique unit-Flagellants

Regiments of Renown-Sigmars Blood Flavour. We know of the Royal Altdorf Gryphites (Elite Demigryphs), The Hammer of the Witches (Elite Empire Cannon). We get 18 in this pack so I guess the rest.

Empire RoR-The Silver Bullets (Elite Handgunners), Knights of the Blazing Sun (Unique Knights), Sigmar's Sons (Elite Swordsmen), Tattersouls (Elite Flagellants), The Templehof Luminark (Elite Luminark of Hysh), The Sunmaker (Elite Helstorm Rocket Battery) and Hans Zintlers Reiksguard (Elite Reiksguard).

Vampire Counts RoR-Drakenhof Templars (Elite Blood Knights), Verek's Reavers (Elite Black Knights), The Sternsmen (Elite Skeleton Warriors with spears), Feasters in the Dusk (Elite Cypht Ghouls), Konigstein Stalkers (Elite Skeleton Warriors), The Chillgheists (Elite Hexwraiths), The Direpack (Elite Direwolves), The Devils of Swartzhafen (Elite Vargheists) and The Tithe (Elite Zombies).

SCREENCAP THIS (and make other guesses).

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

fall for the call of warhammer meme
it's shit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm actually just showing that banshee's aren't even close to being a free win unit that apparently routs seven full health units on her own.

5mileys
5mileys

I couldn't even get it to work.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Oh, carry on then. I wasn't really paying attention.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Post favorite LL

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I think Malagor is a pretty cool cow and he doesn't afraid of anything

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I recognise one of the voice-actors in Attila as the same one who did Karl Franz. Weird to hear him shout in battle against Huns.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Early game, use your New World skirmishers and Pandours as DPS while you kite with other units.
Always use light infantry stance if available, and always plant stakes when facing cav.
Late game, use your rifle units for skirmishing and focus your smoothbore light infantry's higher rof on providing enfilading fire.

I forgot these on my clipboard

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Kholek because he's the only huge ll and i love that kind of thing

Snarelure
Snarelure

G O B L I N S

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Gelt

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

There are no interesting units or mechanics in histfag games.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

nah, thread closes at 8.30

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

They said 9 for a base faction and 9 for a non base faction.

This means chaos or beastmen, I think they may add God affiliated units for chaos.

I doubt we will be getting fodder units like zombies or skeletons, perhaps the black grial knights for vc since its just a pallets swap with some unique effects.

Dwarf might get bugmans rangers.

And empire probably get the most with a few elite units, I hope we get knightly orders more than anything.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Didn't you do a good job.

Your reading comprehension in this thread clearly reflects that.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

H͖͍̰̻͕͍͙e̻͔l̸̩͚l̦̱̩̮̹o̧̹̱͉̮ m̵͎̰̭o͞t̤̪̱̹̺h̝̗ͅe̤͈͙̤̮͓r̫͠,͇̣ h̵͇̱̲̙̹̱e̫̹̩̗͈̥l͉̠͠ĺo̬̭̭ ̦f̙á͖͇̜̠t̶͈̹h͉̬̰͖̙͖̲e҉̱̖͚̝̮̭̺r̜

͇̤̠̝̥͔̞͜F̜̝̬̲̹̩̰̕l̺̱̫̞̣̹̺ę̲͎̯͕͇a͚̕ş̞̮ ̡̻̮̭̦̩ạ͕̙̗͕̰n̕d ̛̠̱ṱ̴̘̺i̖̺̰͉̳̙̻͝c͙̬͕͕̰̫k҉̬̜̱̰͇̯s͎̹͔͙,̜̫͕͔ ̬̫̥̤r̠̠͠e̸͓͙̯̫̠ạ̰̺͇͔̰l͈̞̮̤̪͜ͅl̩̹͕̞̥̪̭͘y͉̮͝ ̰̣̖̥͖b̯̤̺̙̩ͅǫ͇̯̱̣̬t̲̣̺ͅẖ̡̱͕̙e҉͚̤̤͈̬͎r̶̙̭̮̝̼

massdebater
massdebater

still being butthurt

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What's your typical reliability rating?

5mileys
5mileys

How do I have fun with empire or greenskins? They just seem so fucking boring compared to every other faction.

Methshot
Methshot

Karl Franz, there is something I like about a normal human that can defeat monsters, vampires, and Deamons in hand to hand combat.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

steadfast, if I need to take land from an ally I'd rather do so through agent actions and rebellions.

likme
likme

I was more hoping for units like the Carroburg Greatswords, Altdorf Company of Honour, Nuln Ironsides etc desu.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Field doom divers. Literally throw goblins at the foe

Bidwell
Bidwell

Drakenhof guard for VC. They're Graveguard with either great weapons or halberds.

Honestly I just want different equipment to mix up Graveguard. They're so uniform and boring right now.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Steadfast

Empire is the most fun faction of all. You have to fight against enemies both via convential warfare but also have to balance politics to make sure you're not overwhelmed. Also trade agreements and such.

Orcs are just constant warfare.

Techpill
Techpill

How can you enjoy dwarfs and not enjoy the two armies with good mobility, fun magic and good cav.

Do you even hammer and anvil??

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I want to be dominated by a best elf!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

THE MOUNTAIN GOD

Flameblow
Flameblow

metallic bra

Shit's gotta hurt.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

empire of sigmar adds lots of units like that

Supergrass
Supergrass

Women are inferior to men.

iluvmen
iluvmen

greenskins aren't fun until you can get giants and arachnoroks and that is so late that you end up steamrolling everything anyway.

Empire is really fun to me no matter how you play. I've had a lot of fun blitzing Vampire Counts and using the gold mines to have more money than I know what to do with, I have had a hell of a lot of fun going and colonizing Praag early so that when chaos comes I get a bunch of really fun sieges against 4 chaos stacks right off the back, with the added bonus of keeping chaos from destroying everything north of the reik. My next one I'm going to try to stay in the reikland and get most my money from raiding Norsica and attempting to form human nato instead of conquer them.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Steadfast, and if you have anything lower you're a dirty scoundrel.

Emberburn
Emberburn

They're mostly just recolors or reskins.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

This.

Empire has so many playstyles compared to the rest it's not even funny.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Untrustworthy

Methshot
Methshot

Steadfast until the end of the game. Then I execute order 66 if I really need some land for the victory conditions.

Illusionz
Illusionz

NAGASH WAS WEAK, WITNESS TRU POWER

whereismyname
whereismyname

Fuck off Manny

Franz is the true Emperor

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Men are inferior to women.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

FRANZ IS WEAK. WITNESS TRUE ELECTOR COUNTS

Booteefool
Booteefool

Can't even summon the elective cunts, shit emperor/10

RavySnake
RavySnake

THESE SHITPOSTS DO NOT HAVE MY CONSENT

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

ELECTORS COUNTS ARE WEAK, WITNESS TRUE FRANZ

SniperWish
SniperWish

Inferiors are women to men.

StonedTime
StonedTime

THESE CONSENTS DO NOT HAVE MY SHITPOSTS

takes2long
takes2long

Elves are superior to humans.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Dorfs > All

Evilember
Evilember

Fuck off Manny
Manny just wants to be a good count

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Say my name!
SAY MY NAME!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Military alliance with Dwarfs
Military alliance with Karak Norn
Do you like being backstabbed?

Techpill
Techpill

never

Inmate
Inmate

Any news on the price for this DLC?

Dont this also make the FLC and DLC leak wrong? it said there was no DLC this month, and lo and behold there is.

This month we get three new legendary lords two from DLC and one Vampire Cunt.

This game is really starting to fill out better, 19 new units total, 3 new legendary lords, and 2 new lords.

Lets hope it is not total shit.

FastChef
FastChef

more than blood and gore, less than Warriors of Chaos

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

That is not bad then, i am pretty happy to pay £4.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Going back to M2 after glutting on Warhammer is jarring as hell

Looking at the massive building lists for your cities is weird, but you do have a different spec for each settlement because it takes a lot of time and money to build one castle to produce super sords, and one to produce uber cav, and another to produce fuck cannons.

But the UI changes are such a relief, not knowing my firing ranges, not being able to move all my guys in a precise formation is welcome.

wew

happy_sad
happy_sad

Rise of Persia v3.0 will never be released

5mileys
5mileys

I think it will be more like 7 bucks

girlDog
girlDog

How is PoM so fucking good?

Like seriously, he never gets surprised or outsmarted.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Dear man-things,

Your warlord, Karl FranzFranz, is very stupid and not very good at backstabbing. Dwarf-things (us) are much better at kill-kill and our breeders are much prettier. You will all squirt the musk of fear once we come down from the hill-hills, led by Thorgrim Grudgebearer, Horned Rat curse his name-name. The only way to stop us is by leaving as much warpstone as ratmanly possible outside of your sewer entrances in every city. We need this to defeat the most potent of potentates, the most illustrous of illustrouses, Grey Seer Thanquol, Horned Rat bless his great name--you would do well to erect monuments to him lest you incur his wrath. He is incredibly furry, handsome, and has a very long tail.

Sincerely,
Dwarf-things

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Are you being ironic about the formations and firing ranges?

I like how Med2 is a lot more solid in it's physics. Big formations can get slow and cumbersome to maneuver, and infantry engagements get much slower and more grindy as you use heavier troops.

Methshot
Methshot

Any news on the price for this DLC?
None

Dont this also make the FLC and DLC leak wrong? it said there was no DLC this month, and lo and behold there is.
Not really, the datamine said there's a DLC04 between beastmen (DLC03) and Wood elves (DLC05), if next DLC is wood elves, the leaks will have been spot-on

SniperGod
SniperGod

assassinate a greenskin dude to get gitsnik
its so far been 17 turns of failures, not even a crit failure

why are quest lines so SHIT

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

less than Chaos are only £6, if they charged £7 thats a bit silly.

farquit
farquit

I meant that image that people keep posting, the one with Zacharius the ever living.

DLC 4 was supposed to be next month, as the lord pack with Starsnik according to that pic.

So DLC 5 is woodelves next month, and Starsnik never?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

As I understand it

Free DLC
Zacharias

DLC
LL + 9 units of renown for the Empire
LL + 9 units of renown for _______

That second LL is Skarsnik and the "units of renown" include a variety of Squig units

Source: CA insider :^)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

let's say Volkmar the Grim is the first LL. As CA said, both the LL are suposed to be arch ennemies

Who would be the second one? Does Volkmar has a big ennemy

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

"nine for one of the core playable races, and nine for another"

Well noticed. It can't be Beastmen as they have no one (from what I know) so it has to be Warriors of Chaos. What famous units do they have? Norscan Berserkers?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Mannfred :^)

likme
likme

anybody want to trade multiplayer campaign wins really quick for warhammer?

I've tried to get it legitimately but the enemy keeps aborting right before I finish them off and it is the last achievement I need.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

How the fuck are you only ranked 2 in strenght? Do you have only 1 army?

Methnerd
Methnerd

9 for the base faction and 9 dogs of war units for Tilea and Estalia

a man cans dream

Techpill
Techpill

its an old save file, which I think I still have, I was dragging the campaign out and not doing much, the dwarves were number 1 in strength since they conquered orcs very early on and just minded their own business after that

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Practice.
Know how to properly control an army.

He has over 2000 matches in Rome.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Source: CA insider

I need pictures of that woman.

You know the one.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

yfw the birdmen of Catrazza are part of the dlc

youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

Techpill
Techpill

this.

use ALT and SHIFT to select shit faster, use hotkeys and groups. < and > to turn around and play with FPS style setup

askme
askme

That is incorrect as CA have already said 9 of the units of renown belong to a non core playable race.

It is very likely a new Chaos LL.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Come on they already have 3 of them

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Don't the Lordpacks also come with new units apart from the units of renown?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

ARE YOU A GOD?

Firespawn
Firespawn

TO DIE IN BATTLE

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

They already said they plan to give every legendary lord 4 unique lords.

For example we know green skins
Grimgor
Azhag
Starsnik
Wurzag

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

ASENINE MORTALS

Spamalot
Spamalot

The fuckin problem is that this DLC isn't about THAT Regiments of Renown.

All we gonna get are some glorified base units with more bling.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How does his hair stay so erect
Goddamn

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Bitch I might be.

Now go chase those maruader horsemen.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The skull takers were shitting on wissenland so I confederated them. I'm bringing down what troops I can, I had to leave some forces in reikland. I have a tier 2 cav building that will be complete in 2 turns. I'm wondeirng If I should wait for some empire knights before I engage the orcs. They are pooping everywhere. If I let the province rebel, will the rebel fight the orcs?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Because he can.

Who would you add as LL for dorfs? I can't recall other legendary dwarf (except Gotrek but that would be silly)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

How do I spec Grimgor

idontknow
idontknow

Melee combat and leadership.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Belegar Ironhammer

Thorek Ironbrow

Josef Bugman

Ironhammer vs Skarnik vs Queek mini campaign when?

takes2long
takes2long

Here is a list of Dwaf lords from the wiki too.
Thorek Ironbrow
Josef Bugman
Belegar Ironhammer
Grimm Burloksonn
Grombrindal

Out of those i guess Bugman for Bugmans rangers, and Grimm Burlockson since he is a master engineer and adds new gameplay mechanics.

It also could be Grimm Burlocksonn since CA said it is something Grim in their teaser. But then that makes it strange why they said it wasn't for a core faction.

However if my assumption of it being Chaos is correct i am hoping for the troll king since he killed Sigvald, and its a new type of LL to use in battle.

likme
likme

Fear and terror are both ridiculous traits, yeah.
The units who have both of those traits do so much for their cost that it's almost silly.
Have a giant surrounded with halberd troops
They all run away at different intervals after tickling the giant due to terror
Get their shit smacked, leadership drops down due to damage taken
Fear aura dips it further until they just route off the map

It would be nice if leadership auras at least nullify terror, as it already pads units from the fear aura.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What did they mean by this?

Flameblow
Flameblow

franz OP

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

anybody? I've got the great unclean one achievement to pass on as well

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Please be real.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Bonjour, compagnon francophone

viagrandad
viagrandad

Leadership on him, or leadership/aura buffs for his army?
I don't know the contents of Grimgor's skill tree;I haven't played Greenskins since launch because their mechanics are boring

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Anybody know where i can find the UI fix for 40 unit battles Empire. I've had a hankering to go back and play Darthmod with the big battles but the janky ass UI always bothers me and when i google it the UI fix by Albtraum is all that comes up and the links for it are all busted

likme
likme

Just how fucking weak are orcs in SP.

Jesus Christ, I've been outnumbering enemies all the time, and my orcs keep running away non-stop.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

what do you need familam?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Greenskins generally have shit morale, so you'll need all the help you can get keeping your boys and big-uns in the fight until you can get Black Orcs.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

omelette du fromage a toi aussi

StonedTime
StonedTime

I just need to win a multiplayer campaign
steamcommunity.com/id/9102013/ is my id

Playboyize
Playboyize

goblin leader
orc units

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

sure, I'll help ya

TechHater
TechHater

Grazie.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Comment est la vf ?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

cool, I'm hosting one named ACHIEVEMENTS

password is twg

Evilember
Evilember

Making the thread a better place

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'm only getting ERROR while trying to join...

Soft_member
Soft_member

so what kind of mustrosities Radious will bring with the new regiment of renown hiring menu

askme
askme

do you have any mods up?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Where'd you get this?

hairygrape
hairygrape

none, should I attempt to host?

Supergrass
Supergrass

sure

Techpill
Techpill

Vampire Chan (male)

Bidwell
Bidwell

wh_dlc05_bst_mini_morghur_herd

Looks like the wood elfs dlc will bring a new LL for beastmen (or something like todbringer)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Speak of the devil

StonedTime
StonedTime

here's my id if you need it
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039451551/

ACHIEVEMENTS and twg still

whereismyname
whereismyname

19 orc boyz
Why?

Flameblow
Flameblow

it is

askme
askme

Best unit I can afford at the moment.

Also, archers have almost no effect on dorf warriors which most armies are composed of.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You should probably wait for some shock cav. You are gonna need it.

will the rebel fight the orcs

There is a decent chance the orcs will attack the rebels.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Damn you are pretty much fucked as empire if you dont bum rush maurienburg im so poor. i'll only be able to attack someone if I gather my forces and leave one flank totally unprotected. And hochland of all people hates me and is blobbing out.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

it's gonna be the beastmen factions in the Athel Loren mini campaign

TreeEater
TreeEater

I managed to beat the skulltaker army then their waagh since they attacked me one after the other. THen a bray herd spawned and chased the orcs south into the dwarven mountains. So wissenland is safe for now. My income is hurting though, Maurienburg is sitting in his castle with a stack, so i might just invade middenland, for some reason nordland hits todd atm.

5mileys
5mileys

And I'm sure any fucker could reskin a canon to be gold, does it really matter?

SniperWish
SniperWish

When I finally went west into Marienburg Marienburg as a nation had ceased to exist. I was only playing on Hard though.

whereismyname
whereismyname

start a comfy empire campaign when I just take care of Reikland
end up confederating with the rest as they are too tupid to take care of chaos

w8t4u
w8t4u

this kills the frenchman

Techpill
Techpill

this doesn't help winning the war, tho

idontknow
idontknow

t. John "YellowTeethMonocle" Smith

SniperGod
SniperGod

Their legacy lives on, and every culture uses the two fingers to tell people to fuck of thanks to the longbow man.

Thank you based longbow for the bants you have created, and the forever teaching us France sucks.

girlDog
girlDog

This humiliates the englishman

Supergrass
Supergrass

humiliates the englishman
you gonna need some cold water for that burn

whereismyname
whereismyname

Daemons of Chaos perhaps?
youtube.com/watch?v=faOhB9eaWYg

Playboyize
Playboyize

well iirc after that battle they agreed to recognise Henry as king, but of course the perfidious French disregarded their surrender.

viagrandad
viagrandad

What is the best reskin mod for age of Charlemagne?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Call of the Beastmen.

whereismyname
whereismyname

That's racist dude, what the hell is wrong with you?

You don't just insult black people like that.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Karül Magniz was turk, not black

idontknow
idontknow

WE

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

WUZ

SniperWish
SniperWish

PHUNISIYANS

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

let's not

WebTool
WebTool

When a Roman break-away province allies with the barbarians

absolutely disgusting

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw Lords Pack includes Taurox
tfw Jabberlsythe is a RoR
costs one and a half Charlemagnes to recruit

Playboyize
Playboyize

hunchbacks

Rome 2 is retarded

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

It's Attila

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I wrote it, but in the novel "Skavenslayer" of the Felix and Gotrek series, Thanquol sends letters to the protagonists in the same vein. Good books, not great, but entertaining nonetheless.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Warscape shit is warscape shit, user.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Anyone knows the reason why the game crashes after installing radious mod?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Grace is trying to help you.

5mileys
5mileys

Ce qui la baise que tu viens de dire putain de moi, petite salope? Je vais devoir vous le savez je suis diplômé en haut de ma classe dans la Commandement des Opérations Spéciales, et j'ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids secrets sur Front de Libération Nationale d’Algérie, et j'ai plus de 300 tués confirmés. Je suis formé dans la guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur tireur d'élite dans les forces armées américaines entières. Tu ne es rien pour moi, mais juste une autre cible. Je vais vous essuyez la baise avec précision les goûts de ce qui n'a jamais été vu avant sur cette Terre, marquer mes mots putains. Vous pensez que vous pouvez en tirer en disant que la merde pour moi sur l'Internet? Détrompez-vous, baiseur. Comme nous parlons Je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions à travers la France et votre IP est tracée dès maintenant afin de mieux vous préparer à la tempête, mouche. La tempête qui efface la petite chose pathétique vous appelez votre vie. Tu baises morts, gamin. Je peux être ne importe où, ne importe quand, et je peux vous tuer plus de sept cent façons, et ce est seulement avec mes mains nues. Non seulement je suis beaucoup entraîné au combat sans armes, mais je avoir accès à tout l'arsenal de la Légion Étrangère et je vais l'utiliser à sa pleine mesure pour essuyer le cul misérable de la surface du continent, petite merde. Si seulement vous pouviez avez connu ce châtiment impie votre petit commentaire "intelligent" était sur le point de faire tomber sur vous, peut-être vous auriez tenu ta putain de langue. Mais vous ne pouviez pas, vous ne avez pas, et maintenant vous payez le prix, vous putain idiot. Je vais chier fureur sur vous et vous noyer en elle. Tu baises morts, gamin.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Being at war with the greenskins as the undead is pure suffering.

I have absolutely nothing to gain from warring them as well as not being able to efficiently spread corruption is game breaking.

When they add Tombs Kings, I wish they'd add "Khemri Undead" as a mountain-settling undead faction. Then they could add Neferata as well so they'd spread out a bit.

Then Vampire Counts would have an incentive to wage war there to spread vampiric corruption as well as gaining trading partners.

The orcs and the dwarfs as well would have another faction to wage war against instead of just themselves.

Emberburn
Emberburn

gaining trading partners
You could just
Like
Trade with the Dawi

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I hope we get Total War:Age of Sigmar after this.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I miss Turkposting.

pic related, my favorite Turkish general.

hairygrape
hairygrape

The slaves of Malekith will never set foot on Ulthuan again!

eGremlin
eGremlin

Shakespeare plays don't count.

FastChef
FastChef

Are the "new" TW games even moddable? Rome 2, Attila, Warhammer, etc.

5mileys
5mileys

I have the 10+ diplo tech and yet i'm in the red with everyone. aversion -40

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Yes
Warhammer modding is pretty basic at the moment

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Try killing orcs.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

But those insane full overhauls that Rome 1 and Medieval 2 had don't seem to exist.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

There's a few things here
One, Med 2 and Rome 1 have been out for a very long time, so they're going to have a lot of big projects finished for them.
Two, there are big mods out there in progress for Rome 2 and Atilla, namely ancient empires and Medieval Kingdoms 1212AD.

Nojokur
Nojokur

IS it worth getting the Southern Reals Mods (TEB) for my Empire play through?

I'm not really interested in playing as them, but I'd like for them to have interesting units to fight with/against.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Warhammer is hardly moddable, no way to import new models or textures, all mods pretty much are limited to whatever assests are already ingame. Rome 2 and Attilla on the other hand are more moddable in that sense, but still less so in the older games in the sense that the map and its regions cant be altered, so you really cant do something like say third age for Attilla, unless its battle only, because the campaign map would still be europe

Firespawn
Firespawn

So what time periods aren't done yet?

5mileys
5mileys

3.7/5 - LibraryThing

It writes itself.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Biblical
Charlemagne
Pike & Shot
Industrial
Modern

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I did play around with Beginning of The End Times until I started testing the mage units is custom battles.
After I massacred half of a daemon army (a bloodthirster included) with a unit of skink priests I just gave up.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Tomb Kings still not announced

Soft_member
Soft_member

1500-1700, age of exploration and colonialism, could be really cool
Medieval or Three Kingdoms China + Surrounding Asia
Victorian Era
World Wars
Thats about it unless you wanna play a bunch of savages in Central Africa or the Americas

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I want Elite Outriders, they're my favorite Empire unit.

What are an Elite Outrider group in the lore?

farquit
farquit

Not really.

Humanity would destroy Elves in a war.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Skellington post best post

Methnerd
Methnerd

What about Shogun 2? It's been out for quite some time but I don't know of any radically different mods.

Booteefool
Booteefool

not knowing my firing ranges
Unless you select your ranged unit and watch the cursor.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

This desu

Spamalot
Spamalot

Goblin Archers are terrible against Dwarves.

Too much armor. Gobbos only work against other orks.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Don't mind me, just being the only one who has a type of warfare named after my name.

girlDog
girlDog

I'm not entirely sure, but I guess it's partially because there's not that much of a base to work off if you wanted to do something completely different. I think there was map editing tools but nobody used them aside from just editing the base terrain a bit.

happy_sad
happy_sad

The new LLs in this DLC better start in different locations like Beastmen

Didn't they pull the Moussolin mod? Get hyped

girlDog
girlDog

Their legacy lives on, and every culture uses the two fingers to tell people to fuck of thanks to the longbow man.

Thats not really true in America.

We just hold up the middle finger.

King_Martha
King_Martha

type of warfare

The wars of the period are named after him, not the style or tactics.

Techpill
Techpill

Whoops, I just realized I posted a picture of Witcher 3.

Have a picture of Mannus finally achieve his dream.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

not calling early 19h century warfare "Stratego"

askme
askme

Actually, just kill me.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Finally completed my empire long campaign! Was only on hard, but whatever. I spent early game working on diplomacy, knowing that Chaos was coming, and ended up allied with damn near every single faction when Archaon came. Got everyone to unite and smash them back super easily.

Sadly entering the Age of Peace, my alliances started to fail so I had to bum rush capture the last few settlements I needed. Felt kinda shitty just storming the last 2-3 turns all the people who used to be allies, but in my defense they did break the alliance first.

Feels good, and now I can move onto something else. Maybe try a Beastmen VH or go back to work on my Dwarf VH, though the Dwarf one was getting boring

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

why did they wear those tall hats?

FastChef
FastChef

Not even getting a victory screen when winning the campaign is a bit depressing.
Fuck that measly popup window.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Are you okay?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

kill me
raise me

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

when playing as chaos, one of the win conditions is you have to raze XXX provinces - if you raze one and someone retakes it, does it subtract from your already razed count?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Nope

Techpill
Techpill

heavy infantry hold the line
cavalry smashes from flanks and rear

I have been repeating this for years. God it's boring. Someone give me a new way to play. No horse archers on pain in the ass mode.

R1, M2

Illusionz
Illusionz

Correct. Pour une fois les voix sont restées en VO, ça a plus de gueule.

WebTool
WebTool

No cinematics or anything?

takes2long
takes2long

Use factions with shitty/no cavalry.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Do fancy stuff with missiles. Kill boxes and stuff.

Bidwell
Bidwell

being a textbook case of overextending and fudging up your GRANDE armée.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I have but it's still the same tactic with men on foot. Sometimes some feints into pincer.

Eh, always found non horseback archers lackluster. Good for softening up enemies or making elephants run amok before lines meet but that's it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

cinematics or anything?
Nah, just a we won but there's still killing to be done message. And that was the long victory.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Assemble an overwhelming force, all infantry, preferably cheap stuff. Engage the enemy head-on no matter what terrain they're sitting on. Wrap your force around him and squeeze his army to death with your fodder. If you're playing Warhammer, send monsters right through your front ranks to smash their center.

RumChicken
RumChicken

What are the best wizard types for the empire in TWWH?

or are different magics better for different situations?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

That sounds fun, although not really bound for great success.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

BIG UNZ

Are Orc Shamans good heroes? Not a fan of Little waaagh, never tried big.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

the fucking steam reviews
what the fuck is wrong with people?

Nojokur
Nojokur

people who think they need every topping on a pizza for it to taste good

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Muh ebul and lazy game developers

5mileys
5mileys

PoopNig420

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Reviews aren't for reviewing the game, it's a tool to protest business policies.

farquit
farquit

It is pretty good, there is that video where a guy runs two orc shamans and uses the breath spell on each flank and it completely destroys their army.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

People showing their discontent with the recent DLC choices

Which is quite understandable

Nojokur
Nojokur

that's just a meme

likme
likme

People who are entitled, they buy the game get over 100 hours gameplay.

Then they buy the DLC even though they say it is to expensive, get another 30+ hours and enjoy it but then claim it was not worth the money and CA should burn, even though they are to weak willed to not buy the dlc.

If you think the business practice is bad don't fucking buy the dlc you stupid cunts, dont buy it and enjoy it then complain to fit in on reddit.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Light and Amber.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

250 hours played
Really fun game but I don't like the DLC policy
Not recommended
They brought the DLC anyway
:^)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

0.05$ have been deposited on your account

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

that's what i don't understand
this is shit business practice
they still buy at full price
then bitch
I don't get it.

Evilember
Evilember

It's true though If you don't support it don't buy it, don't be a faggot and buy the dlc.

Problem is they always have loads of hours and buy the dlc, why would you take their opinion serious when they can't even follow what they profess.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

they still buy at full price
implying
you get the pleasure to leave a dump in the steam reviews even if you got it outside steam :^)

Methnerd
Methnerd

You can not get the dlc much cheaper anywhere, and the game is like £30 still.

So if someone paid £40-£50 to just to complain they have serious problems.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Fuck CA! Fuck Sega! Fuck this DLC! Fuck your business ethos!
I'll still buy it and everything else you shovel out though.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

To actually build the opinion?
inb4 watch these totally imparcial videos on youtube :^) why do you want to build your own opinion silly boy

Mind you, the Beastmen are damn fun, but the shitty "mini-campaign" bundlewared into it turned it into a ripoff as a whole

Negative reviews are justified and deserved

Nojokur
Nojokur

this is your brain on /v/

Methnerd
Methnerd

I have played the beastmen for 40 hours both grand campaign and mini campaign, they are really fun and unique to play

However they are not worth £14 so negative review, at a whopping 35p per hour of fun this is extortion :')

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I have played the mini campaign, and it was a waste of time (and money)

It felt good dropping a negative review on it

farquit
farquit

I don't see how this is an unreasonable opinion. Just because you enjoy something, you aren't allowed to say that it's not worth the price? Am I missing something? It's not like Steam can make you split between "this is fun so positive review but it's also overpriced so a bit of negative in there"

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Negative reviews are for games that are misleading, bad or don't work. Not for those that are completely transparent with what they contain for the price that you just happen to think are to expensive for what fun they provide. Negative reviews like that make the whole system worthless (which is the current state of steam reviews).

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Name any other media that allows for that kind of entertainment for the price.

Name some games that dlc give this much value for money and content.

At what point does it become worth the money? 100 hours? It's so silly to think that getting 40 hours of fun for 14 quid is a rip of, you can't even get drunk in a pub for that much.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

There's also the people who review TW:W's game page and not CotBM's page. You are a complete and utter cunt for turning your review on TW:W to negative purely because of the beastmen dlc.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

CoD kiddies are mentally retarded

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I enjoyed the DLC but ultimately I think the price was excessive
what is contradictory about this?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Name some games that dlc give this much value for money and content.
Xcom
Do I win something?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Name any other media that allows for that kind of entertainment for the price.
What is this moving of goalposts?

Name some games that dlc give this much value for money and content.
I can buy a new character in a fighitng game for 5 bucks and easily get the same hours out of it

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Man night gobbos are so good for killing artillery and assailing walls. The AI always leaves 1 wall unguarded for night gobbos to storm.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Are you taking about the £20 expansion pack or the shit skin packs that were £5?

Spamalot
Spamalot

I have played the mini campaign and found it horribly lacking, you can just steamroll with your starting horde with zero troubles, on top of being nothing but a limited GC instead of "narrative"

However, I enjoyed the beastmen faction in the GC and multiplayer

but I took the decision that adding a significant chunk on my negative review noticing the good side of the actual beastmen would be worth more to more readers in the end

RavySnake
RavySnake

So do you dislike the DLC and would you not recommend it?

You are having fun with them but dont think that the dlc is good?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Man, I really hope renown packs actually include new models. After looking at two screenshots, both demis and cannons just look like regular units with added gold paint. That's something modders with castrated tools already can do.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

lord of change
lore of metal is awful
no lore of tzeentch yet
siege attacker, but can't fly over the walls
gets memed on by gyrocopters and other things it could easily kill singlehandedly
why
will we ever get a toggle button to move units between flying and landing

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

realizing that CoD kiddies have grown up and constitute a large part of young adults

Nojokur
Nojokur

ur a propa sneaky git

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Not Recommended
307.9 hrs on record
Posted: 23 July
Games great.

DLC policy and pricing makes my bum hole sore :*(

307 hours

massdebater
massdebater

I'd have dropped a positive review on the beastmen for being a fun fanction and a negative on the horrible campaign, but since CA bundled them, I will bundle my reviews too :^)

5mileys
5mileys

And? Was this the DLC review or the game review?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=598621992

Lunatick
Lunatick

Isn't that forgetting the fact you have to pay £40 for the main game first and when all of the game's DLC is released you are going to have to pay much more for the whole experience?

TreeEater
TreeEater

So I can't say something negative about a game because I spent hundreds of hours on it?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Main game obviously.

Nothing wrong with saying the DLC is bad if you dont like it, but trying to ruin the game and any potential future content because your salty is a dick move.

These people enjoy total war but would rather the company loses funding from sega and we get no content so that it teaches them a lesson.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What is there to warrant saying its not worth the money when you have had that much entertainment?

To say you do not recommend the game is to say that it is not worth the £30 you spent on it, and other people should not buy the game because it is a poor product.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I've been meaning to try that out, sticking some night goblins on the complete other side of the siege battle and sneaking them over to cause mayhem
I wonder if they still get notified about ladders though

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

As a clan starting in Kyushu or Shikoku, what do you do after you secure both islands?
All neighbouring lands on the mainland are held by a 2-clan-alliance that might be hard to take on if I'm honest.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Fucking hell, the whole point of steam reviews are literally binary options:

WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS GAME?

YES / NO

It's not saying the game is bad, or good, it's saying I do or do not recommend this game. Jesus Christ.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Since it's the review of the game itself, sure, but if that was a review of the DLC there is nothing wrong with it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You could, but your opinion wouldn't be worth much to most people if you did, because you'd clearly have some decision making issues.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Is beastmen dlc worth it?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'd rather listen to someone that played a lot of it instead of someone that played 10 hours

RavySnake
RavySnake

But its a review of the main game.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

use your disgusting amounts of money to force a proxy war between factions
do the above to break any troublesome alliances
Estabish a holding close to your islands and expand from there (you should have no trouble defending forts)
While doing the above, send ships to hit unprotected provinces
Keep a good ninja near, agents can be annoying
If you are christian, send monks to spread the word of god and incite rebellions

SniperWish
SniperWish

Attila or Rome?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

WE IZ BETTA GOBBOS!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

use your disgusting amounts of money to force a proxy war between factions
how i do dis ?

w8t4u
w8t4u

we'z betta den dem

StonedTime
StonedTime

this, it doesn't fix shit

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Attila nigga

hairygrape
hairygrape

I can't think of one nor any unit similar to them.

Anyone else got any ideas?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Attila

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

use money to break alliances
(use money) to get alliance with one of the factions
declare war on enemy faction
sue for peace later on while your "ally" fights

tbqh, I got too used to newer titles, ignore the first tip

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Outriders are the elite.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Really depends on whether you like horde factions.

They are fun, better than chaos and their play style is unique to warhammer total war.

If you like hordes you will easily get over 30 hours of play time with them, its just whether you think that is worth the price.

Playboyize
Playboyize

True words, no greenskin is as beta as a night goblin

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Clearly you're unfamiliar with hobgoblins

SniperGod
SniperGod

Jesus I feel like Israel right now.

MPmaster
MPmaster

[throat singing intensifies]

Playboyize
Playboyize

night night senpaitachi :)

whereismyname
whereismyname

DA LADZ ARE READY

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Nothing beats the feeling of good positioning and a neat kill zone. Dead mesa monkeys for days.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

S K A V E N W H E N

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

$6 reskin edition

Are they seriously asking money for it?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Whatever legendary lords happen to be in there are probably the main appeal rather than the units

farquit
farquit

The new LLs will just use existing skeletons and have the same generic skill trees most likely

iluvmen
iluvmen

It includes multiple legendary lords and new units, so yeah.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

do you ever just want an AI to destroy a city so you don't get a bunch of popups all the time

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yes, but there's a chance that one might have a meme-worthy quest battle speech.

Isn't that worth it?

Bidwell
Bidwell

So how do you deal with the Huns outside of spamming your own cav? Mass archers with spear walls funnels? My econ cant support cav right now

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Archers and spears baby

Skullbone
Skullbone

WE

Booteefool
Booteefool

Cav against huns seems like a bit of a waste of time given that their stuff is probably better than whatever you can rustle up unless you happen to be white huns

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

IZ

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

BETTA

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'd pay 6$ for memes any day desu

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

East Romans have fantastic cavalry to be honest, especially with FotE

StonedTime
StonedTime

Forgetting tech research I understand there being a popup for. But the ones for "X SETTLEMENT IS DAMAGED DO YOU WANT TO REPAIR?? ONE OF OUR SETTLEMENTS IS UNDER SIEGE"

Need to just die... or be togglable in settings

JunkTop
JunkTop

Look up WW1 footage or documentaries
Comments are full of
"Who's here for Battlefield 1?"
"bf1 hype"
Someone mentions BF1 is inaccurate because everyone runs around with a smg
"dude its just a game, if it was realistic it would be boring" +200 thumbs up

This cancer makes my blood boil.
I suddenly have the urge to murder.

Playboyize
Playboyize

They should do if they're going to have unique voices.

I swear if they just use generic lord lines this will be such a disappointment.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

GORK, AZHAG THE SLAUGHTERER NEEDS TA LEVEL UP!

iluvmen
iluvmen

That's the reason I probably won't get bf1.
I love the setting and I don't mind the game not playing historically, trench warfare would be incredibly fucking boring to play but come on, at least keep the weapons historical.

CoD5 managed to make bolt action rifle gameplay competitive and interesting, and that game is fucking ancient by now.

Inmate
Inmate

What are the odds of the next TW game to bring back rifles?

Soft_member
Soft_member

user, you're honestly shit.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw the recent influx of warhammer fantasy and 40k games has brought in games "journalists" who argue that the universe is sexist because all space marines are males.
themarysue.com/warhammer-40k-gender-representation/

askme
askme

Orcs do kinda suck dick against dwarfs, though, until they get Rock Lobbers and Black Orcs or massable big'uns. Orc Arrer Boys are one of the worst units in the game against dwarfs because they do literally no damage to quarrellers.

JunkTop
JunkTop

FUCK YOU I'M SAVING THOSE POINTS FOR WHEN HE GETS ACCESS TO DEATH MAGIC YOU FUCKER

Emberburn
Emberburn

Sure, but losing 2v1 battles to AI Stunties is pathetic.

Like nigga just flank and throw Grimgor into them it's not hard.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Can confirm this, Goblins weren't working so decided to try out massed Arrer Boys. it worked when you had like 6+ units focus firing on a quarreller unit. But then they'd just run away and come back again. Also you'd be constantly taking fire from 2 or more quarrellers that would break your morale and cause mass routing.

The Orc early game is fucking cancer

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

play a siege in rome 2
game constantly stutters and freezes but the framerate is fine
how can anybody deal with this shit

Emberburn
Emberburn

The most annoying thing is that these codkiddies don't understand the difference between realism and authenticity.

Sure, the game doesn't have to be a full-blown simulator like OFP, but it has to be authentic.

Currently, you just run and gun like in any generic brownbloom shooter. It's just a WW2 game but with WW1 skins.

Where's the gameplay? It doesn't have the authentic backdrop of the war it is supposed to represent, and kids are eating this shit up.

Nigger on the cover (Look guys, we're so politically correct and progressive!)
Everyone running around with prototype weapons that didn't see action until the very end of the war

It's a spit to history. It blows my mind that this shit gets so many views while intellectual criticism of the game get only like 2k views and alot of dislikes.

Atleast there is Verdun, despite all its flaws it is fucking God compared to the steaming pile of tumors that is BF1.

Bidwell
Bidwell

no archers
no cavalry
only orc boyz
no doom divers or rock lobbers
no monsters

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

git gud

Seriously though, I never had this problem, what are your specs?

StonedTime
StonedTime

i was on a trip the past 9 days, did they change devolve and the amber wizard devolve (devolve seems crappier and the other not so much)?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

yea devolve got dicked

amber wizards are still aids

JunkTop
JunkTop

where did they put these changes? as part of patch notes 2?

Firespawn
Firespawn

It's such a trivial thing to come up with that you'd expect people to have used it if it works. Just think about it, this way you could even naturally implement 'good' AI as opposed to 'shit' AI.
1 cunning generals use the game's native AI. 10 cunning generals use every single multiplayer game in existence as well as every pre-release test and could probably run simulations in the background while you're having your turn (player turns take much longer than AI turns anyway).

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

don't forget
No France

which is ironic because France had foreign mercenaries. here you have a good reason to include niggers in the game and even that they fucked up.

takes2long
takes2long

France is DLC my good goy

happy_sad
happy_sad

Come on, everybody knows that France's role in the war was minor, if not negligable.

WebTool
WebTool

a major player is reduced to DLC

That's like making Luigi the star player and turning Mario into DLC.

The developers are fucking inept.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

They have small unit sizes and are next to useless against armored units.

but they fucking melt unarmored units.

farquit
farquit

was just about to start an Empire campaign
can't anymore because I'll feel like I just need to wait for the DLC
God damnit. Any word on a release date?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

forums.totalwar.com/discussion/182251/total-war-warhammer-call-of-the-beastmen-hotfix-04-08-2016

Here we go. Good god the wiki is fucking terrible for actually looking anything up.

Evilember
Evilember

dlc goyim
Russia is DLC too, I know it's set in 1918, but they don't have an excuse.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

France's role in the war was minor

w8t4u
w8t4u

he was obviously joking you autistic retard, holy fuck.

Snarelure
Snarelure

probably end of the month

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

thx m8, yeah i just found it myself, this wiki is retarded

have a denovu meme

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

How do you think war was like in the Antediluvian world?

RavySnake
RavySnake

/gsg/ is bad in American hours
Why are burgers such cancer

viagrandad
viagrandad

fallen angels UFOs and nephilim giants?

besides the book of enoch and book of jasher, we can only speculate

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

/gsg/ is always bad, don't even act otherwise

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

/gsg/ in 8ch is much better

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

implying
It's okay during eurohours.

Skullbone
Skullbone

It's another "Eurocucks get jealous at USA" episode

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

implying European
Anyone can see that /gsg/ just implodes into a fury of willyposting as soon as it's 16:00 on the East Coast.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

sure, sure...

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

21 gobbo wolf riders and 58 boar boyz destroyed a gate before a battering ram did

why are rams so shit /twg/

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

If you actually go on /gsg/, you should recognize me by this post.

TechHater
TechHater

fuck off

Firespawn
Firespawn

God damnit.

Guess I'm going back to DOOM

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Warhammer has rifles.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Back on topic
When will FotE finally get finished, or if it isn't going to when will the startpos at least be edited so you don't start with stacks of 160 men instead of 240?

Hello new IP
Did you recognize me?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

That's pretty good for on the spot. Funnily enoughx I just read Skavenslayer.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Ah, the good old days of Veeky Forums before m00t the cuck sold his dignity for SJW pussy

Booteefool
Booteefool

"Dapper English Gentlemen" are pretty cool at least the way they're presented in movies and >television
What does 'tally ho' even mean?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Didn't Moot unironically get cucked?

5mileys
5mileys

hard
turn 40
go down to bully border princes
GREENSKINS ARE TAKEN OVER THE ENTIRE BADLANDS AND HAVE DESTROYED THE DWARVES
FOUR FULL STACKS LURCH AT ME OUT OF THE FOG OF WAR

HELP

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It's like porn--the story doesn't have to be great, I just want a fix of [poon/warhammer]

Flameblow
Flameblow

upgrade my shitty old card to gtx 1070
holy fuck jump from 25 fps on medium/low to 60 fps on ultra with 8xMSAA in Warhammer
download Attila to finally play with great graphics and performance
it actually still runs like shit, barely 40fps not even ultra, just high
what is wrong with CA

iluvmen
iluvmen

Americas could be really cool.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

upgrade my shitty old card to gtx 1070
holy fuck jump from 25 fps on medium/low to 60 fps on ultra with 8xMSAA in Warhammer
download Attila to finally play with great graphics and performance
it actually still runs like shit, barely 40fps not even ultra, just high
what is wrong with Warscape

FTFY

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Attila has really fucking weird consistency with how it runs. On laptop with a 870M it runs at 45 on high, on my desktop with a 980 it does only 40 on the same.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

hmmm....flee?

eGremlin
eGremlin

C H A O S

King_Martha
King_Martha

Total War: Mediterranean Mythology when?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

From what I've read it's just my cpu bottlenecking because of ai pathfinding and big unit sizes that cause it during the sieges

Soft_member
Soft_member

It already exists and it's called Rome: Total War

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Total War: Mythology when?
I want to have an army lead by Heracles face off against an army led by Ishtar who just got BTFO by Amaterasu.

JunkTop
JunkTop

this is what atheists actually believe

Flameblow
Flameblow

What
implying Ishtar isn't weaker than Amaterasu
Amaterasu is head of her pantheon, save for Izanagi and Izanami. Ishtar isn't, she's a major god but not a head god.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Oops, meant
For

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

They should eventually add in playable sub factions. Like you'd choose your main faction, and then a menu would appear allowing you to choose a sub faction or just carry on as the main one.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Ishtar is a prominent figure in the Babylonian mystery religion.

She is featured in every single pagan pantheon, she just go by different names. Ishtar is the Babylonian Semiramis.

Satan/Baphomet is represented as both male and female, the fallen angel that gave mankind "knowledge" or "intellect" to ascend to "godhood" by rebelling against the Creator.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

they should, but I doubt they will desu

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Get all of Cataph's unit mods. Everything he adds is straight from the tabletop/other lore friendly resources and it's all relatively well done (aside from his flagellants which hold halberds like hammers)

Playboyize
Playboyize

Great taste, user.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Who will be selectable for most? I wonder how many people actually like the VCs in the fluff.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

handgunners in full plate

Didn't know my man radious made tabletop models for gw.

Inmate
Inmate

And what's your point? Satan / Baphomet isn't something that you can tie to Isthar just because Christians / Jews decided Astarte was actually a demon named Astaroth, they made Ba'al Beelzebub too. If we're going for a TW:Mythology it has to be pre-Christianity, that-which-killed-off-all-fun.
Amaterasu the Sun God is the head god of the pantheon. If you take as given that cross-pantheon powerlevels are fairly equal, Amaterasu has to be stronger than Isthar just by virtue of being leader alone. I mean we can argue about the cross-pantheon powerlevels, if you want, but that's another thing entirely.

TechHater
TechHater

TW Mythology already exists user, it's called Rome..

It has all the pagan LARPing you want, whether Roman, Greek, Celtic or Semitic.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Outriders are the GOAT unit.

I use them as just more mobile gunners. Traditionally gunners have the problems of not being able to fire over your lines, but they move slow as fuck.

You can charge these guys around your flanks, and fire into the back of the enemy and deal a fuck ton of damage.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Those gunners have helmets and a cuirass, with the lucky ones having plate bitz on their hips. Hardly full plate.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

imblyin
Where is my Heracles faggot
No, Cohorts Herculiani don't count, they're shit in vanilla Attila
Anyway, now that WH added Hero units and magic and shit, the next 'historical' one that uses any of these things in modified form or not can be modded into new fantasy settings / pd things.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Heracles is based on this guy

idontknow
idontknow

Pretty sure his legend predates that guy's.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Samson
lived around 1200 BC at the time of the Judges

Greeks
weren't a thing until around 500 BC

Legends of Samson spread and that's how the Greek got their Hercules myth.

Same man, different language.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

So the other faction getting regiments of renown is probably Vampires, right? Krell could be one.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Does Grimgor's +12% weapon strength buff for his army affect him?

askme
askme

azhag likes undead, ask him to be your friend

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You say that but Samson's legend itself doesn't seem to date from that far back.

TechHater
TechHater

I was referring to Library >>>>>Thing<<<<<<

idontknow
idontknow

How?

SniperGod
SniperGod

They havent fucking said this. Your reading comprehension is horrible.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Well I mean, how does it date from that far back? Gilgamesh was historical as a figure but his legend makes him sound like he was around roughly at the start of the world when the Gods still interfered in shit
the world was made 4000 years from Jesus's birth
the world was made roughly around the time the first signs of writing appeared in Sumeria
the world was made about the time Gilgamesh was around
It all makes sense.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You're assuming that dating methods work.

trueorigin.org/dating.php

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

When one considers the power of God, one sees that any such conclusions are to some extent tentative
Look man, everything else aside, someone who fails to stay neutral in the opening section cannot be trusted to speak the full truth without distorting facts or lying by omission.
I'll keep reading, but this isn't looking good.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The first Lords Pack will ship with 18 of them – nine for one of the core playable races, and nine for another.

It literally says 9 for one race and 9 for one other race.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Looks like he is taking a shit in the middle of a battle.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Now for Hercules:

The parallel between Samson and Hercules is in many respects very remarkable, and has been drawn out by Serdrius and others. The supernatural strength of each, the slavery to women (“Quem non mille for, quem non Sthenellius hostis, Non potuit Mayors vincere, vicit amor.” Ovid), the tearing asunder of the lion, the violent death of each, partly voluntary and partly forced, are all points of strong general resemblance.

But one of the most remarkable is the connection of Hercules with two pillars. The “pillars of Hercules” on each side the straits of Gibraltar, Mount Abila and Mount Calpe, were said to have been rent asunder by the strength of Hercules’ arms. And Herodotus relates that in the temple of Hercules at Tyre were two remarkable pillars, one of refined gold, the other of smaragdus, some green stone like an emerald (2:44). But the account given of a visit of Hercules to Egypt is still more remarkable, as compared with the history of the binding of Samson and the slaughter of the Philistines, as related in ch. 15.

The following are the words of Herodotus: — “The Greeks say that when Hercules went down to Egypt, the Egyptians surrounded him, and led him in a procession to sacrifice him to Jupiter; that he kept quite still for a time, but that when they were commencing the sacrifice at the altar” (the first act of which was cutting off the hair) “he turned in self-defence, and by his prowess slew them all.” On which Herodotus remarks, “How was it possible for him, being but one, and being only a man, to slay many myriads?”

iluvmen
iluvmen

The prevalence of the worship of Hercules among the Phoenicians, as, e.g., at Tyre and Thasos, a Phoenician colony, and the close connection of Egypt with Gaza, where the prowess of Samson was so well known, are points not to be omitted in considering the probability of some of the legends of Hercules being drawn from the history of Samson. So also is the title of the Phoenician Hercules, the saviour or deliverer, as compared with Judges 2:16, 18; 13:5.

It's obvious that they refer to the same individual.

The Greeks heard of the Samson legend.

The same way that the Persians based the Zoroastrian religion on a founded scroll of Isaiah.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

That's what you get for razing Zhufbar, Grom Peak and raiding Mount Gunbad, Mannlet. Get fucked.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You could well argue that the Flood of Ziusudra is the prototype version of the Flood of Noah though. I'm asking for evidence that the Samson legend predates the Heracles legend by enough to justify natural spread making them the same person.
Also, even if they were based on the same person, that doesn't mean they ARE the same person. Ba'al is not Beelzebub. Ishtar is not Astaroth, etc.
What were you even arguing for anyway? Are you that baptist user taking me on for a ruse cruise?

likme
likme

holy fuck how do i get this good at the game

Emberfire
Emberfire

The same way that the Persians based the Zoroastrian religion on a founded scroll of Isaiah.
Zoroastrianism predates monotheistic Judiasm, from what we can tell of the dates.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I don't think you understand what I'm saying. So let me clarify:

Event X happens
Person A witnesses the event
Person B witnesses the event
they both write about it (with minor changes due to cultural and linguistic differences)

So whether you're talking about Samson or Hercules, you're talking about the same person.

I think it just irritates you because you're a paganboo and hate scripture.

See

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

The reliability of creationist sources is often questioned because those who write them are not always experts in the areas they write about. But I believe that their message is true, namely, God created the universe, the earth, and all that is in it, God created life on earth recently, and the earth since then has experienced a major catastrophe. If in a few instances creationist discussion of anomalies in radiometric dating is based on a misunderstanding of the literature, there are plenty of other acknowledged anomalies that they could have used just as well. All in all, I would much prefer creationist sources to the talk.origins FAQ and standard textbook treatments, which gloss over problems that specialists in the fields do not hesitate to admit, and present uniformitarianism, evolution, and radiometric dating as if these were beyond reproach. But I am thankful for the many voices being raised against this triumvirate of confusion, and believe that in the minds of many it is losing credibility, despite the resistance of establishment science. Most people only have time to become familiar with one of these three aspects, and so their doubts are calmed by belief in the evidence from the other two. But all three of them are in confusion.
This is pretty epic.

Also, I just read all of his shit. He doesn't present any evidence that they don't work or that the dates are truly inaccurate, just that they MAY be inaccurate because something MIGHT have happened in the past, and that WELL MAYBE they're not right because of legitimate reasons. That's not enough, especially when most numbers match a normal-ish distribution that completely decimates his argument.

girlDog
girlDog

That's some crazy shit. My theology teacher never told me about any angel rock-monsters. I wonder if it's a Protestant thing.

That was an interesting movie too, kinda forgettable though.

Illusionz
Illusionz

let's just ignore catastrophic events such as a global flood
let's pretend the world we see today is how it always has been

Uniformitarianism.

likme
likme

I fled then came back after their armies dispersed with an elite stack + Zhufbar allies.

I love Zhufbar, they're honestly the most reasonable and easy going dwarf faction.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Ebin

Booteefool
Booteefool

don't bother, atheists are retarded and incapable of thinking for themselves

they've been trained to hate the bible by their marxist liberal professors

King_Martha
King_Martha

So whether you're talking about Samson or Hercules, you're talking about the same person.
I'm saying that the person may not even have existed historically, and that legends do actually spread on their own with or with the the shit happening.
Also, if you're saying the Legend of Heracles was real that's highly unlikely, unless you believe that there existed a person strong enough to hold up the sky on his own or that there was an immortal monster that grew two heads for everyone one you cut off without limit.

hate scripture
I don't actually hate the OT that much. It's fairly interesting to read. The NT is a different story entirely.

I'm assuming they work in absence of evidence that they're completely borked. The link you posted only shows that they're not 100% reliable, not that scripture dates are correct.

Angels in general are batshit crazy.

global flood
No evidence for a global flood that drowned all land. In fact there's evidence to the contrary, as a recent global flood that rose several kilometers high would require some serious outside input.

let's pretend the world we see today is how it always has been
In terms of physical laws we have no choice but to do so in absence of significant evidence to the contrary.

I'm not atheist so much as not seeing evidence why I should take scripture for truth. God may be almighty and all knowing, but that's according to the very scripture there's no evidence for.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Couple of threads ago an user asks whose dick they need to suck to get a Knights of the Blazing Sun DLC
Regiments of Renown announced shortly after

I think you got the right one, lad. Thank you.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

cant stop playing dorfs

I finally got to the point that i was well established and couldnt lose, but dwarves are so boring i decided to just cal it quits then. I started dicking around with the empire which seems a lot more fun.. but.. but they arent dorfs.

Im starting another dwarf campaign. This time im testing the viability of wiping out the vampires early and ignoring the greenskins till later.

Ive also realized that higher tier dwarf melee units are a waste. You are better off just upgrading your basic warriors, cheaper upkeep and honestly dwarf axe melee is useless as anything but a wall anyway

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

If anything that's more of an argument against creationism, since it admits catastrophic events and cycles (such as ice ages) that radically shape the earth's face so much it might seem as if it was newer than it actually is, because older evidence gets destroyed by water, ice, sun, etc.

WebTool
WebTool

it's a baptistposter episode

eGremlin
eGremlin

Literally what the fuck is going on in this thread? Fedora's and biblethumpers fuck off, and post Total War.

TechHater
TechHater

No evidence for a global flood

fossilized fish
layers
grand canyon
clams on mountains
whale bones in deserts
over 200 pagan (global) flood stories
china mentions 8 people surviving on a boat
babylon even mentions noah

happy_sad
happy_sad

What's this?

massdebater
massdebater

want to play chaos
don't like vikings
how quickly can I get the chaos spawn & forsaken buildings? might just spam those

viagrandad
viagrandad

you can get chaos warriors at t2 and forsaken and chosen at t3

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

fossilized fish
layers
grand canyon
clams on mountains
whale bones in deserts
All explained by plate tectonics.

over 200 pagan (global) flood stories
china mentions 8 people surviving on a boat
babylon even mentions noah

Explained by the fact that most civilization sprouted up around rivers with regular flooding, making it important to their mythos. Also the Babylonians were probably the originators of the Noah tale and it was probably adopted by Israeli tribes after the Babylonians conquered them.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Medieval Kingdoms Attila mod posted a new update today, HRE

idontknow
idontknow

china mentions 8 people surviving on a boat
That's one of about seven different legends mate. We also have one that says the world was scorched dry and there was no water, ever, for three hundred years, except for the most worthy.

over 200 pagan (global) flood stories
Have you considered this is because historically flood valley civilizations literally lived or died on whether or not the flood was just right?

Grand Canyon
This wasn't created by a flood.

clams on mountains
fossilized fish
whale bones in desert
You're the one who argued for topographical change. Easily explained.

Inmate
Inmate

G O B B O S

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Wouldn't most of those just prove the fact that ocean levels used to be higher?

A great flood isn't the only possible explantion for that. It's a possibility, sure. But none of those are a smoking gun exactly.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I just realized these lads might as well be klan members

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Nice
I thought this was set in 1212 ad though?
Did they have full plate armor back then?

Adam lived for 900 years by OT reckoning, while God was afraid humans were close to reaching heaven with a 90 meter tower.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

LADZ LADZ LADZ!

Lunatick
Lunatick

couldn't tell ya, I think the game goes on for quite some time, might be a later unit

RumChicken
RumChicken

Nah plate armor didn't start making it big until like the 1400's.

Still they're allowed some creative license. More people are going to get the mod for full plated knights than not.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I love you gobbos poster, you are the one pure beacon of hope in this sea of swill we call a general.
If you were a girl I would make you my waifu.

MPmaster
MPmaster

God may be almighty and all knowing, but that's according to the very scripture there's no evidence for.

There isnt, its not meant to be the primary and fundamental authority. Sola scriptura is basckwards and crazy, not only was the current bible not even compiled untill over three centuries after christ, its also not even self supportive because nowhere in the bible does it instruct people to follow only the bible.
Protestantism, with out exaggeration or hyperbole or figurative speaking, is heretical.

askme
askme

I can't wait to rufen sie Kurfürstens

likme
likme

Its partial plate, but the styles seem kinda off....

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

i'm not G O B L I N S poster

>tfw will never be G O B L I N S poster

cum2soon
cum2soon

This kills the eastern orthodox

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

its also not even self supportive because nowhere in the bible does it instruct people to follow only the bible.
I think it implies that with
Matthew 4:4 " But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God."
Either way it's a good read imo but not something to base your life off.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

mfw people who take religion literally
That ancients taught truts (or what they perceived as truths) through tales, they weren't concerned with historical accuracy.
I say this as a very spiritual person, use critical thinking.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

cool thanks for the tip

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

This
The bible is actually really deep if you take it all as a metaphor
Adam and Eve leave paradise not because they were punished but because they knew what good and evil was and now knew that they lived in a fucking shithole.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

plate tectonics
Proof?

Explained by the fact that most civilization sprouted up around rivers with regular flooding
No, these are consistent global-deluge stories that line up with eachother.

What you're doing is just conveniently dismissing things you don't like to hear because it conflicts with your worldview.

Also the Babylonians were probably the originators of the Noah tale and it was probably adopted by Israeli tribes after the Babylonians conquered them.
see

If a detective goes around interviewing eye witnesses, that doesn't mean that one witness "stole" or "copied" from another. They all speak about the same event.

You should be worried if there was no extra-biblical flood stories. The fact that there are points to the book of Genesis be true.

Adam lived for 900 years by OT reckoning
Due to higher oxygen levels. Animals grew to gigantic sizes and our ancestors were physically fit and superior, living a lot longer than we do today.

The flood changed the ecosystem of the world, this is why we barely reach a 100 years before dying and animals don't grow as big as they used to.

God was afraid humans were close to reaching heaven with a 90 meter tower.
That's an appeal to ridicule, not an argument.
You do not understand the story.

youtube.com/watch?v=cRmWSB1c6L8
8:00

You read the Bible like any other book.

they weren't concerned with historical accuracy.
And you believe this why? What are you basing this on? Are you implying historians didn't exist until Herodotus?

Catholic detected, post discarded.

The Bible becomes meaningless if you turn everything relative and subjective. It's exactly what Satan wants you to do, liberalize and compromise truth for the sake of worldly accomodation and cultural acceptance in [CURRENT YEAR].

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

mfw this fucking thread
mfw bapistposter is still getting people hooked
mfw he has about a 40% chance of actually meaning everything he says

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I always look at Adam and Eve as a metaphor for how man left behind his hunter-gather roots for settled agriculture. Essentially leaving the way of nature and God, for civilization and knowledge, and all the suffering that comes with it. The agricultural revolution left some pretty heavy scars on the collective memory of humanity.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

N I G H T I E S H E R E

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

lose a discussion
resort to ad hominems

Everytime.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I thought it was more of commentary on how humanity, despite being essentially superior to any other animal, somehow manages to be less fulfilled than any other because of how hung up he was about morality, ethics, self-awareness, and similar things that ancients thought animals didn't have (they might).
You have commentary like this in taoism and shit too. A human is afraid and frustrated when things don't go his way, but an animal just deals with it and keeps living his life.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Arkhan the black when?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You're right user. Nothing you say will convince these people however, best to just take a deep breath, relax, and offer God your praise.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

When will we hear about the next historical total war?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Due to higher oxygen levels. Animals grew to gigantic sizes and our ancestors were physically fit and superior, living a lot longer than we do today.
The flood changed the ecosystem of the world, this is why we barely reach a 100 years before dying and animals don't grow as big as they used to.
Proof? Giant Ground Sloths, Mammoths, and things that actually predate biblical times aren't proof that humans lived for 900 years.

Supergrass
Supergrass

fly over enemy lord
shit on them
massive demoral buff

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

never hopefully

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

And you believe this why? What are you basing this on? Are you implying historians didn't exist until Herodotus?
History as we know it really didn't exist until the late 19th century, before that most of it was told as a narrative, which is why it's so infuriating for modern students of history to try and use ancient writers as a source since every thing they say is likely to be biased or embellishing the truth, if not just outright making shit up.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Doesn't really have to be either or.

TechHater
TechHater

It is something to base your life off of, its just not the primary vector.

The bible is a compilation of texts. Literally a mashed together handy-dandy all in one portable theological study station meant for clerics. Its not designed to be just freely interpreted by everyone, its a reference manual for the theologically trained.

If they had intended the commoner to read it they would have stuck the entire old testament in the back as an apendix, and would have probably started with john.
They kept things in chronological order to keep things 'straight'.

The early church in the 3rd and 4th century was very conscious of their roots culturally, and understood that their own mediterranean civilizations were based on a different foundation. They understood the need to account for the cultural and historical context of the region and culture that the religion grew out of when interpreting what things meant.

Theology is very serious buisness, like super amazingly importantly serious. The first great schism in the church happened because people could not agree how to phrase essentially the exact same idea. They were worried that phrasing it wrong could lead to some heresy centuries down the line. Given how totaly up tight and worried they were about people using some stray thought or phrase as the basis for a new heresy it is extreemly obvious that when they compiled the bible in its current form they had no intention at all of it ever being read by the commoner, it would be FULL of notes and cross refferences and instruction all over the place if that was the case.

Sola scriptura is basically someone reading wikipedia and thinking they are an expert.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Humie wizards suck

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Well that was fun, night gobbos got 71 + 110 kills. Pretty impressive.

StonedTime
StonedTime

And you believe this why? What are you basing this on? Are you implying historians didn't exist until Herodotus?
Historians in general didn't exist until that time. The first Chinese historian who tried to make shit actually be sensible instead of embellishing EVERYTHING was around that time too, but it's not like they stopped embellishing period.

I know that, I'm not a supporter of Protestantism nor of Catholicism.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Vampire Cunts campaign
So all you do is just sit on your ass, right? Because that's all I'm doing

Inmate
Inmate

youtube.com/watch?v=wRCX_d4yaOg

tfw you will never be a late 12th century peasant

Late night feels here.

TreeEater
TreeEater

How do most of the imperial wizards stack up? The only one I've really leveled far in a campaign was an Amber Wizard I got from the first story quest (summoning a Manticore in the middle of the enemy ranks is pretty fun).

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This thread is making me wish the Huns had fully wiped out Christianity.

massdebater
massdebater

No, these are consistent global-deluge stories that line up with each other.
The Chinese flood story doesn't, for one. There were no animals on that boat, nor were the humans on that boat really normal "humans".

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tfw surrounded by heretics

happy_sad
happy_sad

Nah plate armor didn't start making it big until like the 1400's.
Plated limbs were a thing since the late 13th century. Everybody and their mother was wearing plate armor by the 1340's.

Bidwell
Bidwell

So you're a Secular Humanist who believes in naturalism? You believe the ancients were "dumb, stupid primitives".

You're a product of the 18th century "enlightenment".

The reason studying ancient texts is difficult for you is because you see mankind as autonomous creatures, apart from God. This is what humanism does to an individual, it turns him into an egocentric and selfish person.

The old man saw himself as part of something much larger. He had a bigger perspective. Life was a grand opera.

Kierkegaard goes more in depth on it:
youtube.com/watch?v=iw36V_iXR2k
youtube.com/watch?v=jkh2TXCHpNs

Ever considered your presuppositions and assumptions get in the way of studying history?

You will never understand scripture if you do not get how man understood the world and reality.

RumChicken
RumChicken

This is why I dislike the literalists & those who feel their opinion on the book, no matter how much they read only the book & take everything at face value, is the right one. It's like if someone read a highschool science text & thought themselves the #1 most knowledgeable scientist.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

The chinese literally believe they descend from another kind of monkey, apparently. I read it a few years back, the opinion of some top Chinese official.

It was probably a different boat.

not enjoying biblefights
The protestants added one positive thing to humanity, just one; A fun pastime.

farquit
farquit

0/10

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

enlightenment
Man is that overrated. Over half the folks I hear raving over that treat times before like some kinda shitty age.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Baptistposter, here's the main thing. Whether or not you're right, this isn't the board for it. You brought it up randomly after someone said some shit about a pagan myths TW and now won't let go. Even /his/ is a board more suited for it, now that you're attacking history as a subject of study.
We seriously need a /theo/ board so both fedoras and religious zealots can fuck off. Not commenting on who's right, although it should be apparent.

enjoying biblefights
Neither side actually listens to the other.

iluvmen
iluvmen

wiki.totalwar.com/w/Regiments_of_Renown
Gotta say that I don't find the two example regiments all that impressive honestly. You'd think CA could do better with a setting like warhams fantasy.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

So I had an idea on different ways each race can recruit the Regiments of Renown, if they eventually release them for each race (Keep in mind, all do require higher levels to be able to purchase):

Empire
Traditional way, of buying them. They might require you be in a special province, but you pay money and recruit them instantly.

Vampire Counts
With the raise dead mechanic. However, they're only available after large battles. This makes them harder to get, but you can get them anywhere as long as a big battle has happened.

Dwarves
When you complete grudges, they'll unlock RoR for you to recruit in your provinces. They'll be cheaper than the human ones, but they require grudges to be done first. They're also tougher, because Dwarven units are better on average.

Orks
Instead of costing money, RoR for orks are bought using your Waaagh bar. When you buy one, it lowers your fightiness, so you have to choose between getting a Waagh stack, or instantly recruiting RoRs. Ork regiments can be recruited anywhere, but their upkeep is still money.

Chaos/Beastmen
Unlock daemons (if CA is willing to actually do that) by spending favor. Whenever you raze a settlement or subjugate a faction, you can recruit 1-2 daemons for a large amount.

Emberburn
Emberburn

The Chinese literally believe they descend from another kind of monkey, apparently. I read it a few years back, the opinion of some top Chinese official.
You mean like, evolution-wise, or myth? In terms of myth it's basically Nvwa created people out of clay. The nobles were hand-made, but then she got bored and basically created a machine to automatically make them, and these automatically-printed humans were peasants.

whereismyname
whereismyname

You believe the ancients were "dumb, stupid primitives".
Way to put words in my mouth, top tier debating there.

Ancient man was just as intelligent as we were, but they had different standards and ways of doing things back then. The purpose of history, was not just to explain the facts of how things happened, it also had to include morality, mythos, and even entertainment, since much of it had to be told orally and in a way the recipients would accept. Anyway if we're really going to get into the whole, everything the ancients wrote was factual, I'm going to have to ask you to start stating how every single mythos in the world is able to co-exist as truth.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Sola scriptura is basically someone reading wikipedia and thinking they are an expert.

Catholics are just like the Pharisees.

Legalistic, full of works and vain traditions and rituals that have nothing to do with Christ.

Roman Catholicism is a crypto-pagan religion.

RavySnake
RavySnake

being a protestant heretic

RumChicken
RumChicken

I've never really been one to enjoy this kind of stuff honestly.

End of the day it's all arguing over the same shit and just wastes time. When both sides are so fixed and unwilling to move it's not about sharing ideas or discussion as it is just yelling at each other.

I can see why some people would like ti but I just think they're shitting up the thread right now.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Baptists are just as bad.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I meant that image that people keep posting, the one with Zacharius the ever living.

That image has somehow managed to be wrong with every dlc release thus far. You should only be viewing that image to confirm what wont happen, because user is 0 for 3 with his predictions.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

evolution-wise
yes

farquit
farquit

:DDDD

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You should rename him to Atilla.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'm not sure about this. I've personally never heard of this, at least - at most I've heard people claim that the out-of-africa theory isn't the entire story but I've never heard people seriously saying that the Chinese are the special snowflake of the evolutionary tree.
t. Beijing.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Not tipping your fedora in the face of god

What are you? some uneuphoric sun worshiper?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

this entire discussion

5mileys
5mileys

not worshipping bagan :DD gods for sweet Valk pussi when you die fighting Muslims
What are you, a pleb?!?!?
Is blowing yourself up considered dying in battle or dying in a way that causes others to die? I mean, you haven't killed anyone at the moment YOU died, it's just that the thing that killed you was also what killed everyone else.

likme
likme

talking about religion in this thread
not discussing the actual game
not even at the least making shit jokes about goblins

For shame. For shame all of you

Emberburn
Emberburn

You should be wishing that Julian the "apostate" hadn't been killed early in his reign and had managed to successfully restore the Roman Empire to it's former glory while simultaneously removing the christfag. The huns would have razed all of europe to the ground if they had gotten the chance.

Snarelure
Snarelure

better than gobbos tbqh

JunkTop
JunkTop

and had managed to successfully restore the Roman Empire
That's a tough thing. Rome was in a decline.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Being a degenerate protestant
Kill urself m8

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I think it would've been better if Constantine had just dies at the Milvian Bridge, by the time of Julian a lot of people had already converted, but if Constantine had croaked before becoming Emperor, Christianity would've remained a persecuted religion.

Supergrass
Supergrass

implying Zeus wouldn't have saved them
Protip: Dengri :DD is actually Zeus

He's a baptist, the special snowflake of protestants in their eyes.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

they had different standards and ways of doing things back then.
It's not just that, they had a different foundation on which they base all their theology, philosophy and politics.

The French Revolution introduced a new way of thinking, which is what dominates today. It's called humanism and it says man is god.

The purpose of history, was not just to explain the facts of how things happened, it also had to include morality, mythos, and even entertainment
I think you're confusing and lumping things together.

The Bible contains laws, history, literature, prophecy, etc. It's a library of books, some are narrative (purely historical) whereas literature is to be interpreted differently.

To say that there were no historians back then is simply dishonest, and I don't know what you're basing this on except for your humanist presuppositions.

how every single mythos in the world is able to co-exist as truth.
It's a case of simply connecting the dots.

For example, almost every pagan culture talked about serpents helping them, or serpent knowledge. The Bible talks about Satan, the dragon or serpent that deceived mankind.

The Greek Titans can be seen as the legends of the pre-flood Nephilim giants.

Ultimately all the 'gods' and deities are similar, such as the Babylonian "Queen of Heaven" trinity that you will find in every pagan civilization.

God and Satan is in every pagan civilization, under a different name and with a distorted description, i.e Enlil and Enki.

Booteefool
Booteefool

On that topic, I would like to say that it annoys me terribly that Molay's magic mod hasn't been updated for the new patch yet.

massdebater
massdebater

You know what, yep this would have been much better honestly.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I guess that time has come to post Anime, this thread can't get any worse

Emberfire
Emberfire

That is obnoxious

Skullbone
Skullbone

no fuck off post bunnies

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I'd only be a pleb is the roman empire never fell :^)

I wouldn't think so honestly, I mean you're not actually engaging in combat you're just committing suicide in a way that happens to kill others. So really the whole thing is bullshit. Also I think we're both just counter shitposting at this point....

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

2016.66
still using Manlett instead of Abhorash

Bidwell
Bidwell

I love seeing Catholics get mad.

They don't know Jesus.
They don't know the Bible.

All they know is what some Latin child-raping priest tells them to believe.

Thank God Catholicism is a joke and nobody takes Papists seriously anymore.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Harley <3

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

All we need is some anti-history/anti-warhammer fights and this will have become the worst thread in recent times.

farquit
farquit

this post
Look, I'll put this politely, you really don't belong here. Nobody cares about teh jebus on a korean watercoloring board/website.

Head over to /his/ and participate in one of the idiotic christfaggot circlejerks over there.

No.

We don't need a fight between the weebs and the anti-weebs. Post total war screenshots instead.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings!
suck it moses

I'll be honest, why did you start wearing a trip? I remember you from around WH's release but I don't remember why you have one.

SniperGod
SniperGod

tripfag attention whore

Filtered.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I'm going to post Visual Novels instead.

TreeEater
TreeEater

tripfag
telling others they don't belong

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

there's so much documentaries, articles and resources on the internet that exposes the roman catholic religion for what it truly is.

popes are antichrists. the vatican is the only city in the world that fulfills all the descriptions of the "whore" beast system in revelation

the reformers knew this 500 years ago, and yet catholic retards still struggle with it today.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It is isn't it? Especially when you remember that Molay's also rebalances artifacts to be more useful, so it's a nice all in one sort of deal.

Honestly? I've been posting on Veeky Forums regarding certain topics using this tripcode for so long that I honestly can't remember why I started.

TechHater
TechHater

S A Y M Y N A M E

DeathDog
DeathDog

fuck I miss the old /twg/

massdebater
massdebater

Assholes like me have been here forever, christfaggotry has too, but it is only recently that this sort of 700 club style bullshit started being posted.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why would you need to wear the trip then? I mean it's not relevant here in this thread after all and trips are usually board specific (or in Veeky Forums, thread specific)
I mean you seem like a pretty cool guy but the trip is just a huge mark on your forehead

Can you shut the fuck up yet or wear a trip so you can filtered? If we are the pagan devils then God is not going to reach us anyway so you may as well stop wasting your time associating with us.
t. not catholic

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Why would you need to wear the trip then? I mean it's not relevant here in this thread after all and trips are usually board specific (or in Veeky Forums, thread specific)
It's not about need really.

I mean you seem like a pretty cool guy but the trip is just a huge mark on your forehead
Honestly? Part of the reason why I continue to wear it is because it amuses me to no end when some bunch of idiots bitch at me about posting with a trip on when I'm otherwise not trying to break any rules or stir shit up.

w8t4u
w8t4u

t. not catholic

Sure you aren't, Padre.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

This is now Total Weeaboo General!

SniperGod
SniperGod

Catholics are cancer but you're far more cancerous since you keep preaching 'truth', when you don't have an original copy of the bible.

KlK is overrated bullshit

Supergrass
Supergrass

everyone in this thread including myself

RavySnake
RavySnake

I do, it's called the Textus Receptus.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

KlK is overrated bullshit
your face is overrated bullshit

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

even me? ;_;

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

My face is already 0/10, ratings don't go negative.
Meanwhile KlK doesn't even have hot girls.

Bidwell
Bidwell

atheists get btfo so they resort to spamming

lol

back to discussing total war games please.

hairygrape
hairygrape

C U T E
U
T
E

Snarelure
Snarelure

TW 40K still not announced
There is only one god, our venerated Emperor. Heretics shall be purged.

FastChef
FastChef

FUCK OFF ANIME POSTERS

FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This has to be one of the worst /twg/s in a while.

I thought the bad threads were behind us now that Rome 2 is in the past.

hairygrape
hairygrape

slavposter was pretty fucking bad.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

2kawaii4war

girlDog
girlDog

TWW actually killed /twg/

takes2long
takes2long

No, Gobbos can stay

implying there are hot anime girl
western animation > japanese ''''''''''''''''animation''''''''''''''''

WebTool
WebTool

New content is announced today
Actually semi-exciting, because it allows modders to basically create unique mercenaries for every faction
REEE MUH RELIGION REEE MUH ANIME REEE MUH FEDORA

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

this is the worst shitpost
make it stop

Lunatick
Lunatick

How much at the Wood Elves gonna cost, boys?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I dunno if they exist but you would do well to post one.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Rise of Persia v3 still not released

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Google: chinese "evolved from peking man"

Its a belief that has been around for a while and was apparently the official government stance in part of the 20th century. You can find books

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Just imagine what it will be like if Medieval 3 happens and has crusades mechanics?

Think of aaall the religious shitposting.

farquit
farquit

My mummy said Attila Total War brought an era of comfy /twg/s which was shattered to pieces upon the announcement of Total War: Hammer. Was mumsie wumsie wrong?

5mileys
5mileys

Depends on whether they come with a campaign attached or not.

iluvmen
iluvmen

It's at the very least not a common one anymore and was never all that popular among educated people. I'm speaking from living there for 21 years this December.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

no, you killed /twg/

StonedTime
StonedTime

Not even close.

The TWW release was far less cancerous than the Rome 2 release.

As far as /twg/ timeline goes

Attila Release/First few weeks > Pre Rome 2 = TWW >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rome 2 release/First few weeks

Pre Rome 2 was just the same conversations about history and occasional talks about mods. Now it's the same talks about Warhammer and occasional talk about mods.

Attila was the best /twg/ has been, because the game was actually good and got everyone in a good mood. Lots of OC, Lots of good posting and threads.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tripfag starts posting
biblefags start posting
animefags start posting
historyfags start posting
thread turns to shit

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

fuck off

Pre Rome 2 = TWW
That's bullshit and you know it, pre Rome 2 didn't have this amount of shitposting and anime and unrelated "debates"

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

the same as beastmen

pretty much confirmed

MPmaster
MPmaster

God that whole shit show was such a embarrassment.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

a single thread is shit
hurr durr every thread since tww is shit
you're 100% retarded

SniperGod
SniperGod

doesn't mention the fedorafags

pic related, it's you

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Animeposting was never a problem until that shitposter nonon poster showed up. Before him it was just the occasional use of them as reaction images or at most randomly attaching a girl to a post. It wasn't some avatarfagging bs like it is now.

I wasn't around for pre-WH and the few weeks after the release

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Not really. /twg/ is nowhere near as bad as it was at Rome 2.

Those were some dark times.

I just see a lot of people complaining about no historical discussion, while simultaneously not trying to start a discussion. No one tells people to not talk about older total war games. Hell, there has been a resurgence of Shogun 2 lately, I see posts about it every thread.

Just because this thread is garbage doesn't mean it is overall. /twg/ has been pretty comfy lately, with the threads being slow enough to have discussions, but not too slow.

There were plenty of shitshow debates in the old /twg/s, especially when it would turn into /pol/-lite for a thread or two.

Implying Novgorod is white

DeathDog
DeathDog

a single thread is shit

you're either baiting or this is your first day here

Lunatick
Lunatick

Keep preaching thr Good word brother! May these G-Dless heathens one day see the Light of our L-RD... that is if they're not already too far gone.

Yours in Ch-st.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

until that shitposter nonon poster showed up
thanks :)

I wasn't around for pre-WH and the few weeks after the release
How did you find out? I mean, I've been here since Shogun 1 :^)

TreeEater
TreeEater

/twg/ has been pretty comfy lately, with the threads being slow enough to have discussions, but not too slow.
That's a single hope spot compared to slavposter before WH and the REE HISTORYFAGS GET OUT for a month or two after it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I did not have Grimgor at that battle. I flanked and surrounded the dorfs easily with my numbers, and yet my orcs kept routing, and my archers barely did a dent. The numbers you see in the second image is from shooting stragglers in the back (like true gobbos).

I was also playing on Normal battle difficulty, and I have no idea how the hell the dorfs managed to be this difficult.

FastChef
FastChef

It is my belief as a stout TRUE, Christian, Republican that histfags are what's ruining this once great general.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Veeky Forums as a whole didn't even fucking exist when Shogun 1 came out you faggot, let alone /v/ or Veeky Forums

The idea that anyone is too far gone to be saved by god is heresy and there is no rule that says Lord and Christ must be blanked out.

likme
likme

Is there ANYTHING in the Warhammer world that could beat THIS?

FastChef
FastChef

There were two armies, user. One which was full of boys, the other was a garrison with two wolf riders and two boar boys.

There isn't much you can do when your army routs.

That said I'm using a lot of mods and I'm guesing it was the general's skill choice that won the day. That dorf cunt was around level 18.

farquit
farquit

Warhammer world
Wake me up when any of them can even TOUCH Uchiha Madara [etc]

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

gtfo newfag

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

grimgor

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Using Ork's archers, especially against Dwarves

No Rock lobbers/Doomdivers or Boar Boyz is bad though

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Read Mark 3:28 you stupid heathen harlot. I'm disgusted that I once considered you "brother". I'm going to have to pray away this bad taste in my mouth. May you burn in hell with the idolators and pedophiles of the catlick church
Amen.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

doomdivers
ever being fieldable against dwarfs

discounting grimgors of course, that shit is almost impossible

Inmate
Inmate

H͈̮͓̣̒͗̋E̙̞͓̭̘͕̞ͯ͛̑̽ͮ̽̚L̦̟͔̜ͣͬ̉ͨ̿̀L̟̩̎̔͊̓̑̾̅Ǒ̲̤̓ͬ̐ ͨ̄̏ͪ̒́̚M̠̪͒̚Ō̇͋Tͨ͛́̒H͉̙̭Ē̵̊̽̾R͊̉̓͊͛̽̏҉͚ͅ
̞̭̜̩̖̱̏͜ͅ
̼ͮ̌̀͌͡H͍̘̤Ẹ̦̲ͪ͆̚L̛̓͌̔̿L̺͙̖̰͈̳ͩỒ͇̯͓̜̼̱̿͌̓̓ͤ͞ ̲͖̫̻̬̿͂̂ͪ͡F̨̹̲̻̙͚̟ͩ̾̒ͧ̈́̑ͦĄ̇ͬ̋͑Ṱ̗̣̥̼ͯͫ́H͈̳́E͕̟̦̣͔̖̪ͯ̔̊̚R̳͊͞
̷̺̜̳̩̺͂͋̓͆̑
̷̭̥͖̟̰̲͙̎̊̆F̪̬̦͓̯̂̊ͭͯͦ͘L̡͕͇̠̏͒̀E͍̖̥̠̗͔̠͊̀͐͗A̎̓͟S͉̟̗͂̐͑͆͊͗̚ͅ ̡͔͖̔T͉͎̫̟͓̳́̓ͪ̅I͙̖̖̫͙͎ͬ̽͌ͩͧC͔̖͚̤͔̔͐́K̟̹͖̠̫̯̆͘S̙̭ͯͪ̍͒̿̆̌ ̮̭̿̓͋ͣṂ̷͙̟͉͙͉̒̅O̭̤̲̭͞Sͩͨ̏͆Q̩̖̊̎̽ͅƯͦÏ̶̜̝̥̊ͣT͏̼O̦ͧ̀E̙̥͎͖͓̰͓̐̿̉̈S͓͇̥̟̓̎ͧ̃̈́ͪ
̘͚͓̟ͮ̂͂ͩ̀
̥͚̊̾̿R̡͓̹̭Ẹ̼͇̥̳̟͎̋̍̂̔̿̎ͧĀ̡̯̪̤̣̤̘̏ͤ̏ͨ́L̎̂̈́̒̾͏͖̮L̺͡Y̰̘̑ͭ̽ ̭͓̞̤̈ͮ̋̅ͪ̃̚B̹̩̳O̼͉̣͓͊ͧ̊̑̃ͫ̆͟T̲̬͎̥͚̼͜ͅḢ̗͚̣̏̋̚E͍̻͕̦͉̙̟Ȑ̻̥͓̹ͮ͗

Skullbone
Skullbone

pretty much confirmed
Really now? In that case I would imagine the price would be at or around the Beastmen DLC's price. Maybe a little lower, but I can't help but feel that CA wants to milk this cashcow as much as they can.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

REMOVE YOUR GODDAMNED TRIP AAAAAAHHHHHH

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Wake me up when your anorexic ninjas can beat the weakest character in DBZ.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yamcha
anything but dying
even the weakest MLP character is stronger than him

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Wake me up when DBZ can do shit-all to conceptual attacks.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

shouldn't you be cuckposting in the general right now?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I can never not laugh at this copypasta.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

pedophiles
To be fair to the Catholics, more step dads & uncles molest little kids than them. Family friends are pretty bad as well.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm not a nobufag though

Snarelure
Snarelure

Yamcha is stronger than 99% of the world.

He can fly, can you?
He can fire nukes out of his hands, can you?
He can lift a skyscraper, can you?

Yamcha, Krillin and Tien are super humans. They're not weak at all for our standards.

They're just weak compared to the alien cosmic overpowered assholes.

King_Martha
King_Martha

A̅ ̉ͦUͬ ͭ̿T̊͑͑̈́͝ ́̋̏̒̆Iͭ͒̉̌ ̃ͦ͆̓̏͐S̍͂̌̓̿̆̓͘ ͆͑̂̊ͭͮMͯͨ͑̏̒̚
̶̽ͣ̉̽Wͪ̆͠
ͪ̐A̋ͫ͌
̃̑R̽ͫ̈́͛ͣ̅
̑E̵ͬ̑̂ͬ̏͗
́N̈́̆̚͏
̂̆̇E
͂͂̾̐͟S̍̋
̍̉̃̈S̄͂

TreeEater
TreeEater

I don't think... he? she? could be Grimgor.

I'm not just talking about level 1 Grimgor Ironhide. I'm not even talking Grimgor with Gitsnik (at level 15 with 3 points into weapon damage). I'm talking level 30 Grimgor, with all of his quests done, with all points into combat, while he has his Da Immortulz with him.

Evilember
Evilember

Now that Warhammer has displayed the power of the Total War franchise to break away from Historical settings, what are some other Fictional Settings which the Total War franchise should take on?
For example, would you play Total War: Married With Children?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Is there a even character that’s close to being as perfect as Cell? Let alone be him. And I'm not talking about Perfect Cell. I'm not talking about Super Perfect either. Hell, I'm not even talking about SSGSS Golden Cell. I’m also not talking about SSGSS Golden Cell who fused with 9001 SSGSS Golden Cell Jrs & obtained Beerus & Whis' DNA. I'm definitely NOT Talking about SSGSS Golden Cell who fused with 9001 SSGSS Golden Cell Jrs & obtained Beerus, Whis, Champa & Vados' DNA after absorbing enough Spiral Power & Getter Rays to use SSGSS Golden Tengen Toppa Getter Emperor. I'm talking about SSGSS Golden Cell who fused with an infinite number of SSGSS Golden Cell Jrs & obtained Beerus, Whis, Champam, Vados, Madara Uchiha & Ultimate Kars' DNA to obtain Requiem versions of every Stand (including but not limited to Gold Experience Requiem, Made in Heaven Requiem, The World Over Heaven Requiem & D4C Requiem) after absorbing enough Spiral Power & Getter Rays to use SSGSS Golden Tengen Toppa Getter Emperor as he pilots Elder Demonbane with Cosmic Armor, Power Cosmic, and Omega effect, the Anti-Life Equation also flowing through his veins, while he does 101 Push-ups, 101 Sit-ups, 101 Squats, 11 km run per day for over 4 months inside the sun after ingesting Kryptonian DNA (to somehow obtain infinite power from a finite source) after consuming Popeye's Spinach while riding the writer's cock to battle.

RavySnake
RavySnake

No. :^)

DeathDog
DeathDog

black orcs, big spiders, and trolls my nigga

whereismyname
whereismyname

He's still weak shit though.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Maybe if the catlicks didn't forbid GOOD, CHRISTIAN marriage amongst their pastors they wouldn't have needed to resort to touching little boys. Isn't it absurd that a representative of a God of LOVE (I'm not implying there are other gods) would be forbidden to love?

w8t4u
w8t4u

was talking about this

Bidwell
Bidwell

while he does 101 Push-ups, 101 Sit-ups, 101 Squats, 11 km run per day for over 4 months
kek have a (you)

I don't use that word.

God's Love is not the same as human love. Humans are fully incapable of loving on the scale God provides his love, and unfortunately the scale is the only thing setting the two types apart.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Maybe if the catlicks didn't forbid GOOD, CHRISTIAN marriage amongst their pastors they wouldn't have needed to resort to touching little boys
Actually, some married folk molest anyway. As I mentioned, step dads are some big offenders. It's like some marry women to fuck their kids. Not only that but we have to consider fellows who deliberately seek child-caring jobs for sexual purposed.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

literally superman
weak as shit

Pick one you retard.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Stay unwoke, senpaiitchi

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How many autists does it take to make a Total War general?

140

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

this thread

Emberburn
Emberburn

I want an official Total War: LOTR

The mods are neat and all, but they're so wonky and bug filled. just like real Total War games

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

141 now baby!

Spamalot
Spamalot

On the powerlevel we're operating at? Superman can't even beat ninja jesus let alone actual overpowered characters like Kumo.

It's almost over.

takes2long
takes2long

stepdad

They're not Christians so is it really a surprise that they have no morals?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Is there anyone even remotely strong as Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta?

Pic related, he's not even in his final form.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

actually being this retarded
It's like you purposely misunderstood the post.

girlDog
girlDog

veekyforums.com/thread/151471784/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151471784/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151471784/video-games
NEW

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'd like that, remember the Battle for Middle Earth games? They were pretty decent really. I think the issue faced in LOTR is that lore leads to units even more overpowered than anything in the Warhammer universe.
First DLC: Tom Bombadil

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Last of all the eastern force to stand firm were the Dwarves of Belegost, and thus they won renown. For the Naugrim withstood fire more hardily than either Elves or Men, and it was their custom moreover to wear great masks in battle hideous to look upon; and those stood them in good stead against the dragons.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

can't play warhammer because the minor meme faction mods are all borked by beastmen
trying to play M2 is constant yearning for replenishment in between crashes

JunkTop
JunkTop

The Battle for Middle Earth games were kind of meh, in my opinion. They just felt unresponsive and like a third rate Total War. I appreciate the effort, but I want a real Total War game from CA.

Tfw no Battle for Helmsdeep custom battle

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

SSGSS Golden Cell. Every transformation they give a Saiyan, Namekian or Frieza, they indirectly bump up Cell's potential.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I am trying to get back the willpower to work on it. Apologies for the delay. Just been distracted with stuff and a lil bummed out but it's nothing bad and dont' want to blog. Startpos won't be my domain but I'd think once I get the remaining rosters done away with Dresden or another teammember can do the startpos and/or it'll be easier for fans to modify it.

Looking at what I had left off is to finish the VMDs for the norse (but it's half done and should be an easy affair), then the VMDs for Slavs. Celt VMD is already done. Then it's the statting and setting up abilities/recruitment. Won't be viable to do new leaders for the barbars right now because of how arduous the work is. Maybe in the future if I can think of a streamlined methodology. Don't want to give ETA but I'm hoping to stop the break I'd been on

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Read Mark 3:28
literally confirms what he was saying though