Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

Previous thread:

purgegamers where we @

first for TNC vs EG at finals

if youre the shirt guy, kill yourself

if not, tell the shirt guy to kill himself

>EG falling for the WR honeypot
Oh how the mighty have fallen

>> purge
LUL

first for Jark

I hope we get Weatherman Purge at every Valve event, just give him the smartboard with a contract.

>only 1 american in DC
>somehow its american team

>1 sweed in EG
I guess EG is swedish? Or pakistani?

SOON, THE RECAP OF YESTERDAY WHICH WILL LAST TWO HOURS

First for my wife's daughter

Main stream is up boys, hope you all enjoy watching nothing for the next 30 minutes while they take forever to setup.

Sticky when?

Less than 10 minutes for THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD

>top 10
>literally all EG vs EHOME game 1

I'm happy Purge managed to make it in life even if he wasn't cut out for being a pro plater

nah fuck that i'm watching the last 30 min of eg/ehome game 1 for the 3rd time

>purge will never look at you the way he looks at his touchscreen
thats it, dont go to TI tomorrow lads

Repostan from last thread

>Be Euro
>Lose Olympics
>Lose TIs
>Lose Britain
>Get invaded by mudslimes
>Be too cucked by liberals to say anything about it or else be called racist
MEANWHILE
>Be USA
>Win back to back TIs
>Win Back to back World Wars
>Win every Olympics
>Worlds best economy

Just stop trying Eurofags

Every country in the world belongs to America.

TEAM JIMMY OR TEAM SCUM

WHICH DO YOU SUPPORT?

So you mean there are 2 Swedish people in EG

Arteezy must feel like total shit after witnessing EG go this far.

Whats the other option?

That's nice to know
Better sharpen up my Jap even more then. Thanks for this little chat senpai

Good

Secret

I doubt Arteezy is narcissistic or sociopath, he feels happy for his friends.

He's probably having fun right now, drinking away the money they made on selling team secret merch, streaming on pandatv and advertising nvidia.

which politician will purge donate his TI money?

3 i guess

I support Jimmy the DemonMan... But I think DC are stronger and will take the series

Guys I was pretending to be a yuro all along and saying dumbshit on purpose. Strangely enough not a single yuro spoke up to defend their countries, are they actually too cucked to stand up for themselves?

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE SHIRT GUY I'VE NOT BEEN WATCHING PAST TWO DAYS. IS IT A REDDIT MEME OR IS HE ACTUALLY A SHIT

>Sumail shrouded in light
>Arteezy shrouded in darkness

>lose Britain
cheeky

You can spot the retards when they post Rem.

Babby's first anime.

cause there are no euro teams left to back up any of they're words LUL

>what is projecting?

>Bernie just bought a $600,000 dollar summer home
This is what all redditors deserve.

START ALREADY

1st for dota sluts

>he doesnt believe in demon after he dumpstered OG

>TI Grand Finals
>MVP vs EG
>Game 5
>Hype at its maximum
>After only the firstpicks, Peter seems to have already drafted MVP into a corner
>But DuBu refuses to give up
>He reveals his final pocket strat
>He drafts Earthshaker, Ogre Magi, and Faceless Void
>Peter laughs at the foolishness of another 5 melee draft
>But then DuBu reveals the second layer
>5 HOTDs
>Peter is stunned by the level of seemingly foolish decisions rolling out from MVP
>Then it happens
>MVP's 4 core draft manages to pull an average of 800 GPM
>Forev reveals that he could land good chronos all along, and he was merely pretending to be retarded
>Decisive MVP victory
>They congratulate EG on a good series after leaving the booths
>/d2g/ never stops shitposting
The end

>DC are stronger
>doubting the chink and meme team destroyers

why does RTZ look like brendan fraser

its pottery

here's another dota slut

When Sumail tilts hard and gets kicked from EG when he hits 18 where are they gonna get their next token child prodigy from?

Who comfy gaming?

1. whats a JK?
2. Have you ever done Enjo-Kosai, if not do you know if its easy for gaijins to get that school girl pussy?
3. Does train rape really happen like in porn?

>PPD got cucked by a syrian
Really makes you think...

Thats some sick poetry, man

is that ephey or whatever her name is

Those tattoos scream "look at me, I am a retard"

Can you feel it

...

>doubting jimmy
you just gotta believe in the memes man

they'll rescue an autistic child from north korea

Sign bro got kicked...

...

This might be Europe's last day of TI6

I too can spot retards but based on which pro players that person posts.

Here's my list of official Retard Magnet Pro Players

Miracle
noTail
Fly
Arteezy
Puppey
EE
Fata
Burning
IceIceIce
w33

Have fun with your own Merkel, Amerifat.

OG LUL

Clean your room greaso

this is the last time they talked as friends

I dont wanna cry

its my study/workshop area. I /could/ clean it up but im a fan of a cluttered work bench.

don't you think it's FUCKING TIME FOR A FUCKING STICKY

good, he's an unfunny faggot

I'm not going to sacrifice my sleep for dota again.

Time to watch Demon kick a group of yuropoors out of TI6.

>100% BLACK SUIT
>PINK SHIRT UNDER IT

WHAT THE FUCK IS CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOING

PDD dumped her for another slut
w33 is her rebound you stupid cuck

literally who?

right here

why does it matter you autistic cunt?

>laggy shit threads full of outsiders and 5000 replies of zero quality memes

how about no

Are you a girl or just a huge faggot?

>NA vs NA
We've already won boys just spam USA

>IMPLYING THEY CAN'T BE BOTH

how about you look at the filename

Now thats some man cave if Ive ever seen one

yay shit posting!

i hope thats real cause im 100% jelly of that room. you could do with an actual pc but the rest is nice

what a fuckin mess, as a minimalist im triggered

...

Halo, S T I C K Y when?

prepare yourself, it's only just begun

dead game

These threads are slow. Why do you need sticky? Rolling stickies are used in /pol/ to stop threads from flooding the board.

No problem like that here anymore. Dead game.

LMAO DOTARDS BTFO NICE MEDIA MANIPULATION THIS SHIT BELONGS AT A HILARY RALLY

Mad desu?

I see you ;^)

probably not until gf

SWEDEN YES

>here here

Nice room my man

Also where's Bruno?