The Niantic CEO dies of colon cancer and his dying wish is to grant a request to a random Veeky Forums shitposter. You get an e-mail with more info on the subject and they'll agree to implement 3 requests for the overall game improvement within reasonable boundaries. What do you choose?
Caleb Jones
Why would I get an email? I'm not a shitposter
Dominic Brown
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK I'M IN CHARGE NOW, WHERE MY WALK BROS AT?
Parker Roberts
They all moved on to other games. PoGo is soooooo last week.
Luis Bailey
Everyone can post a team of 6 (maybe 3) 'mons in a gym of their choice. Attacker picks a team relative to their strength to attack. Prestige awarded for every battle based on difference in team strengths. Team prestige tallied end of every day whichever team has the most 'holds' that gym for the day, everyone with a posted team wins.
It'd need some fancy maths but better than what we currently have.
Xavier Bailey
just caught ten mons at starbucks
walkmasterrace
Nolan Wood
Gentleman, how do we save the game?
Logan King
stfu
EVERYONE I'M INCHARGE NOW, WHERE MY BOT BROS AT????
Easton Ross
>game comes out >people have fun with it >socialize more >it's a nice distraction >developers start screwing up more and more >media demonizes the game in every way possible >cities ask for pokéstops to be removed
why do people, particulary old people try to ruin everything ? And whats it with all these rats and feathered rats. why do I have to bot to find anything interesting?
Julian Fisher
turn all the pokemon into digimon
Jacob Cooper
>WHERE MY BOT BROS AT???? not meeting with any qt at the park that's for sure.
Robert Price
Remove pidgeys, weedles, rattatas, eevees and caterpies from eggs, implement a working tracker or allow pokévision to work again, implement more pokéstops in rural areas, increase the spawn rate of rare pokémon everywhere, disregarding cellular activity because fuck this retarded city catering.
Nicholas Smith
>why do people, particulary old people try to ruin everything ? Baby boomers man.
Connor Nguyen
>disregarding cellular activity because fuck this retarded city catering what does that mean?
Grayson Rogers
>not meeting with any qt at the park that's for sure. I doubt even 5% of all PoGo players have met a significant other playing.
Ayden Davis
>developers start screwing up more and more their only experience is Ingress, they have no fucking clue what to do. >media demonizes the game in every way possible this is what the media does to everything >cities ask for pokéstops to be removed because kids trespass and go places they shouldn't be as well as break stuff to get to a pokemon and loiter around pokestops which drives away customers rather than attract them. >why do people, particulary old people try to ruin everything ? It's more the teens and 20somethings that are ruining the game by doing too much stupid shit while playing it.
Lucas Morgan
>Wanting affection
??? all we need is our bots and our waifus you pleb.
Robert Hughes
I believe the more people play the game in an area the higher the chance of rare pokémon to spawn, that's why cities are overflowing with stuff while rural areas are dead.
Jaxson Smith
I made this filter to remove all shit mons if you are running out of space because you are keeping 1 as max duplicate.
My necro crashes tho (bug ?), I believe it can not support a filter this large, anyways copy and paste as many as your necro allows you.
Pokemon spawn more where people use their cell phones a lot. Super-populated places, train stations/airports (especially places where reception cuts out and then comes back in one spot), and such get the most Pokemon.
Your house in the middle of nowhere, meanwhile, gets zero.
Adam Allen
>"KeepMinOperator": "or" Damn, I'm glad bots finally implemented that. Can it also use that option for general transfer rules? Maybe it's time to get back into botting.
Aiden Russell
Any pokevision type website still work?
Dylan Brown
this explains a lot
Liam Hill
It's based on mobile phone signal density and as far as I'm aware has been set from the beginning. I'd like to be wrong.
Henry Young
Yes it can, make sure to only run one bot per IP. As of now all HidemMyAss and most famous free proxies provider's IPs are banned
Ayden Price
I can understand that, but still.. they could ask people to behave themselves, dumb idea I know, and then remove the stops if nothing changes. I'm just a little tired for the last few weeks everyones been like "omg pokémon go is the devil" and it's getting old fast.
Jack White
Necro stops as soon as it reaches the first Pokestop. It was working yesterday and I didn't change anything.
Could it be IP ban?
Jordan Richardson
Try setting the pokezz snipe options to false, this has worked for others.
Brayden Carter
>Could it be IP ban? Nope, on Nekro go in settings and disable any sniper location providers, Pokezz, etc and only use pokfeeder since it does the exact same thing
Colton Gutierrez
People shouldn't need to be reminded to 'behave yourself' when playing PoGo, they simply should behave themselves. If they can't, well, that's why we can't have nice things. A building that houses a Pokegym in my area was recently vandalized with over 1K USD in damages because of three teenagers trying to get on the property after business hours.
Ryder Anderson
>Fix item drop rates >PVP >Balanced gyms >Proper PVE >Daily quests >Interacting with other players in game >Shitty cosmetics in store
If bots/spoofing is disabled >Trading >Training your pokemon somehow by actually using it
Don't boost rares, that just lowers the gamelife.
>My necro crashes tho (bug ?), I believe it can not support a filter this large > "Meoth": { > "Diglet": { Being this much of a bronze shitter. Son I am dissapoint.
t. ____;^)_____
William Barnes
Oh I see. That's a dumb system but I can see why they made it that way, who cares if a charizard spawns in the middle of nowhere, it's way more hype if it spawns in a city. I really wish they would've given everyone the same chances, rural players and city players. Wish this game was like the trailer, we didn't even get half of what was in the trailer and the pokémon had level instead of some weird cp System that makes the game unnecessary grindy.
Xavier Bailey
WHERE MY 5% BROS AT?
Feels good.
Chase Perez
hol up, more pokemon spawn on high density areas? that kinda fucks everyone else.
If they'd just boost other pokémon appearing a little bit it would be fine. Imagine making a random trip downtown and catching, say a vulpix. of course now you'd want to get the candy to evolve the vulpix which would result into you searching for vulpix more and maybe making more trips downtown/to pokéstops in hope of finding vulpix. the game is grindy as it is, and what I'm saying is that people would play more if you'd give them a variety of stuff and not just rats, feathered rats and worms.
Grayson Barnes
>tfw yesterday went with a girl I barely knew to catch up some dratinis near the sea better than being alone
Mason Sanders
Yes, someone who lives in the city will have pokemons spawn 100x the rate someone living in bumfuck nowhere has.
William Martinez
>Tfw poorfag and cant go out and play oh well, my OP mons keep me company.
Isaiah Mitchell
Did she wanna meet up with you again?
Easton Reyes
hell, I don't like in bumfuck nowhere, I live in a nice subburb. I still have to drive 20-30 minutes to find more than 2 pokestops close enough to walk to. Don't get me started on how much better finding the pokemon is after I do that drive...
>girl I barely knew That is no way to talk about your sister and you know it.
Samuel Hill
nice spam, reported.
Ryan Moore
>tfw poor and saving a lot of bus money thanks niantic it happened yesterday, today she contacted me with a gif of some magikarp and the 400 candy it fucking needs to evolve. I mean anyone with a minimum social skill will do much better than me, I will trust anyone that claims that pokemon go is good for getting laid.
Xavier Ortiz
>Go to local park. >at kids playground >stare at all the cute moms with their cute daughters >they're all using their cellphones >suddenly >an idea >say outloud "OH MY GOD A SNORLAX" >eveyone looks up excitedly >where user where >point in that direction >"right over there" >walk really fast >mom's can't keep up >lolis chase after me >they want the D >move at a jog's pace >"it's right behind this tree!" >it's a fat man sleeping peacefully >turn around >the mom's say mean things to me like "Wow that's mean!" >some of the lolis giggle >Fat Man gets up >takes a swing at me >dodge >"You should have used Hyper Beam" >run away >mfw
Ryan Jenkins
So living in a place like that will have pokemon spawning on your own house? fuck living on a poor as fuck site.
Easton Gutierrez
Wait so did you know her beforehand or met her playing and she got your contact info? Anyway, I hope you get a cute pokegf out of this user.
I knew who she was, then I talked to her, she even has my number and shit. >I hope you get a cute pokegf out of this user. tbqh I just want friends, having no friends is probably worse than having no gf.
William Diaz
Had an Aerodactyl spawn at the local park today. That was pretty cool, never thought I'd catch one outside of hatching it.
David Bell
You should have called him Aqualung and seen if anyone got the reference.
Sebastian Morales
I live suburban and I still have things spawning around my house. mostly only weedles and pidgeys but sometimes abra, drowzee, eevee and squirtles which is kind of nice.
Luis Richardson
>leave phone on since last thread when it was around 740 replies >new egg is 0.7/2 KM neat
Jacob Price
What site has the best attacker/defender tier lists?
David Johnson
Would "Keeppokemonthatcanevolve" override this? Or would yours remove all the evolving stock?
Brandon Torres
>having no friends is probably worse than having no gf. I haven't had any friends outside of my family in years and I've been fine. Though I'm Mexican so I have dozens of cousins and 3 brothers so it's basically impossible to be lonely. That non gf feel really stings when you're in your 20s m8. But I suppose a qt pokepal would be a fine starting point for you.
Luis Cruz
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Henry Russell
Who the fuck cares about rural people besides rural people? Fuck them. Where my big city bois @? Houston here :)
Thomas Taylor
>rural people not even that just a quiet place of the city is enough to fuck you up
Anthony Williams
Hello Houston, Katy here
Ryan Price
Houston, we have a problem.
Ryder Lee
...
Blake Clark
I never tried this, but I believe this will override that option, remove the mons you want to protect, to be safe...
Austin Price
Really dude?
Matthew Ward
Botfag here. Is there any reason to go past level 30?
Adam Sanders
only autism
but since you're botting to begin with that might be a good reason
if I were you I'd just switch to spoofing at that point. More fun IMO
Cameron Turner
^, I hit 35 and I just spoof, I leave bot on only to get me potions/pokeballs.
Aaron Ramirez
You're probably going to need the startdust accumulated while catching shit, unless you catch all your mons at a high level as well.
Chase Green
heh all me
Alexander Reyes
just owned yourself kid
Jordan Hall
How do I bot if I'm on OS X?
Jackson Diaz
walkcuck here, rate pls
Josiah Lee
7/10, normies here already have them at 1500, i'd say either get a higher IV eevee or level up and keep leveling this bad boy.
William Gray
22 minutes later and egg is at 1.3KM now. I'm ok with this.
Leo Flores
YOU'RE GOING TO FAST
YOU'RE GOING TO FAST
YOU'RE GOING TO FAST
YOU'RE GOING TO FAST
YOU'RE GOING TO FAST
Austin Parker
>tfw walkcuck >tfw highest mon is 890 just cuckbot me up senpai
Gabriel Myers
But I'm already eating
Ethan Bailey
>chilling at house >get this message >sometimes character moves away >sometimes get a pokemon to spawn or go to the pokestop from the next street wew lad
Logan Morris
Yeah, its only 73.3% IV, but it has the god tier moveset. Im not a botfag so its kinda hard to get a better Eevee to evolve in a perfect moveset vaporeon
Noah Wilson
>try bot for the first time this shit is comfy as fuuuuck
Eli Thomas
Enjoy your flagged for ban account comfy man
David Lewis
Is PokeSniper2 still the go-to manual sniper?
Julian Bell
You'll get 80+ IV Eevee from eggs lad, unless you are desperate I'd hang fire.
Brayden Cruz
No, kys
Jacob Hall
Is there a map viewer or other pokevision-like site, but instead of showing nearby pokemon it gives details on nearby gyms? As in, you can check out the gym's level, what team currently owns it, what pokemon are in it (ideally), etc ?
easier than having to drive around to look at the status of nearby gyms
Levi Turner
>that just lowers the gamelife. >disbelieving grin dot jpeg
driving everyone to bots did a lot more to lower the gamelife m8ey
Evan Torres
Help me /pgg/ I tried sniping out of curiosity and gets a little greedy. I just realized that pokedex records how many times you caught a pokemon.
Now I feel so dirty and I can't let my friends see my pokedex. What should I do?
Camden Flores
Add more slutty outfits for female avatars And master balls in the cash shop
Austin Cooper
Im not that autist for perfect IV senpai, I mean, I know 73.3% is not perfect but it is way better than a 20-30%. Im lvl 16.
John Bailey
What's a good pokemon for attacking a gym defended by a lapras with ice attacks? They're hell on my dragonites.
Robert Sanchez
>walking my dog >get this message >panic sets in >don't know what to do, don't know if I'll get banned if I keep walking, don't want to lie and say I'm a passenger >more panic >write a quick note home on some trash on the street, attach it to my dog and set him free >pull out a pistol and put it in my mouth >pull the trigger
Charles Bell
any fire type
fire attacks on neutral on lapras (ice/water) but fire resists ice
use arcanine
Noah Smith
>keeps memeing and pushing ban meme
Brandon Davis
Happened to Ingress. Same company. What makes you think you're safe?
Enjoy it while it lasts, just don't get attached to your account, nigga
Dylan Barnes
Hard mode: get off your giant barrel ass and actually walk to them