Audi TTS - Mk2 ???

>if a stock 2016 TT did 0-60 in 9 seconds and a 2016 TT-S 'performance' model did it in 8
This is downplaying how much the TTS is improved over base TT. Convenient for your argument.

>but the wrx is essentially the base model
The base model of a car which is inherently more performance-oriented than a base TT.

>you think the TT-S is fast
I never said this you dumb fuck. I've repeatedly said that my objection is to your claim that it's an embarrassment and not even somewhat fast. This is unreasonably high standards.

look if im destroying your world view then just disregard what im saying. im just some random asshole on the internet, who cares what i think. and if you still cant get over what im saying then just get a tune for it. if its running low 5s stock and has a turbo then it should easily be able to get into the 4s with a tune.