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Why is everyone talking about lanm benis

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DADDY ;_;

S H E E V E R

first for liquid

reminder that DC is EU

they're going to get fucking blown out by EHOME

It's just edited. Translator says the shit to Lanm between the cuts. It's not real time

>NO MORE YUROPOORS

DOTA IS SAVED
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xth for dnf

1st for EG vs DC finals

Jimmy...

QUICK

SUM UP EU DOTA IN ONE IMAGE

POST
SOME
SOE

I want to have consensual sexual relations with Sheever and Kaci

>Shane wearing the most irish shirt he has

LITTLE

>UNITES STATES OF 60%

i can only say that some have compared it to an evian bottle

What happened? I thought Fnatic were so behind game 2

Even holograms can see how shit delusional little faggot yurocucks are at dota.

who should win
iceiceice or misery

LanM is literally a dragon

He's a big guy

Do you want to be dominated by a bigger woman /d2g/?

Whos baby do you think she is carrying?

Europe > Ehome, let's go.

fnatic dota 2 team - lives and plays in SEA - SEA team
DC dota 2 team - lives and plays in NA - NA team
complexity dota 2 team - lives and plays in NA - NA team
Secret dota 2 team - lives and plays in EU - EU team
EG dota 2 team - lives and plays in NA - NA team
etc

not that hard retards

She's not even remotely relevant towards Dota anymore.
Why the fuck do you still post her

Since this is in Seattle, is it safe to assume that all these Dota 2 players coming in from around the world are constantly smoking weed every night they're there?

Or better yet is there any evidence of that? Have they talked about it, were they seen doing it, etc

I want to get high with Dendi

god I want long-haired soe to sit on my face

STOP BEING MEAN TO EUROPEANS

THEY'RE JUST LIKE US AMERICANS, EXCEPT OUR MMR MEANS MORE

REMINDER TO CHANNEL FOR THE MOST PASSIONATE MAN IN ALL OF PRO DOTA

icex3 said he saw lanm's dick once and it was really big

>tfw our boy jimmy dumpstered the favorites to win TI 2-0 and got farther than anyone expected
>tfw it wasnt good enough for him

she needs to kek herself for wearing those shoes

F U P A
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/r/ing sheever r 34

>UK dota is more relevant then EU dota

kek you can't make this shit up!

Imagine being Winter in that stream and having to be all like "damn, Hologram, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight pixels and horrific androgynous AR face. I would totally have sex with you, both my avatar and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old chess master in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Winter and not only sit in that panel while Hologram flaunts its disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing its low quality model and lack of detail , and just sit there, game after game, hour after hour, while it perfected that stance. Not only having to tolerate its monstrous fucking visage support but its haughty attitude as everyone ingame tells it its STILL GOT IT and DAMN, HOLOGRAM LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch its mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Malaysian whores and ladyboys and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Malaysia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the memory leakage that's breaking out on its pixelated stomach as it sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in its "digital (for that is what it calls itself)" beauty, the beauty it worked so hard for with personal Valve employees in the previous months. And then the cameraman calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the Valve security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Winter. You're not going to lose your future casting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

ODPixels

lanm is known to be THE most hung guy in dota 2, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival blitzdota and peterpandam. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth.

>giving Lanm Kunkka

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FAGGOT

EURO RETARDS ARENT ALLOWED ITT

Pyrion.

Matumbaman decided to play on Fnatic so the game was 4v6

GIVE ALL YOUR ENERGY TO MISERY

not him but posting "relevant" girls would mean posting the horse or the whale
so shut the fuck up

You did your best Jimmy. We're proud of you.

>slow down
>slow down
>everyone will get a piece of this ass here
>don't worry about losing out boy

god, I wish soe was saying that and then get gangbang by a bunch of premature ejac nerds and swallows it all without so much as a blink

JIMMY NO

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DELete THIS

Reminder the finals will be NA vs "NA"

On a scale cum to to skub how hard will you cream if they say you can play Pit Lord right NOW after the all star match

has hologramposting gone too far?

mega links posted 2-3 threads ago not her btw

>Brax apologist

>Arguing about in which imaginary lines does a certain team belong while Misery won 900k with DC and Misery is fucking this

>30 years old
>wearing sneakers
>"haha im so quirky!" :P

iceiceice's reaction there is hilarious

>DC

YUROPOORS WILL LITERALLY
L I T E R A L L Y
LOSE MOST OF THEIR SHITTY, PRACTICALLY NONEXISTENT WINNINGS TO THEIR COUNTRIES' 90% TAX RATE

L M A O

Reminder she's a cumdumpster 6/10 that got cucked by James

>Location

LITERALLY
MORE
RELEVANT

>UK vs European Union Dota tournament to decide trade deals

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You could see the desperation in that rosh suicide.

IT'S GOING TO BE THE FINAL BEST OF 3 FOR ONE TEAM
DC IS EUROPES FINAL HOPE, DO THEY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES, OR WILL CHINA SOLIDIFY TWO TOP 4 FINISHES?

>Slacks placed higher at TI than Puppey

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srbija brate

Don't worry he'll get over it soon enough when he's holding his winning's in his hand and goes on a month long vacation. Also he's coming back to NA dota so prepare your Jimmys

This, why do Yurofags even want to lay claim to Team Reddit?

Are EUfags so fucking desperate that they're willing to suck Reddit cock to remain relevant?

>Liquid
american org
full of europeans
EU DOTA

>DC
american org
full of europeans
NA DOTA

wat

Is this the meme that everyone will remenber this TI for?

fnatic is EU

how do I get a gf like soe?

fml

OH BOY
ANOTHER FUCKING ILLUSION VS. ILLUSION GAME
FUCK THIS MEME

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>I'm asking because the comeback gold used to be so bad you could get one kill and buy a basher or an aghs in full
Thats literally what happened in this game

FREE aghs for the uspports

Free aghs and orchid for QOP

and so on

after 2 fights

its bullshit

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This must capture what it feels like to be Winter in middle of retards.

Mods are asleep, post lewd

Misery has truly won against secret hasnt him?

>UK
ftfy

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POST SHEEVER LEGS

Liquid's dota team is based in the EU though, faggot.

do not speak of the holograms

Valve pay the taxes though, stop with your shitty bait

Does Weatherman Purge have a 100% approval rating? I have only seen unanimous praise for it, and personally think its the best part of this TI in terms of production.

go to a bar and pick any drunk ass whore

is shadow demon broken?
>can jungle relatively easily after like level 3
>illusions are really potent
>soul catcher fucks over anyone without a bkb
>purge that goes through bkb, can apply break too

this is truly a great TI

post more rin