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>road rage
>funny shit happening on road
>cop
stories

>grab keys
>walk out to truck
>press the unlock button, get in truck
>keys in ignition, twist and start
>wait a little for it to warm up
>start driving
>left turn because I'm going down the hill today (I live at the end of a big ring with one outlet, so I randomly go one way or the other, that day was a down the hill day)
>slowly drive over speed bumps because speed bumps
>lady walking her dog waves
>I wave back
>keep going
>notice that a house on the right recently went into escrow (they slashed their asking price in order to sell)
>finally get to last speed bump (10 bumps because it's a big ring)
>stop at the stop sign
>look left
>car coming
>look right
>nobody
>look left again
>car that was coming is now at his stop sign
>I pull into the intersection and turn left
(continued)

>complete left turn and accelerate
>briefly note construction site on right, old community general store is waiting to be torn down and built into something bigger
>notice sign that says watch out for horses (equestrian center coming up)
>pull up to yet another stop sign
>look right
>look left
>nobody
>california stop initiated, turn right
>drive past old school that burnt down several years ago
>RIP Merryhill School
>think that if I had the money I'd buy it and turn it into a place with storage units for rent
>but lolnomoney so nope
>keep accelerating
>drive past equestrian center
>no horses so nothing to look out for
>a guy hit a deer here last week so maybe not nothing to look out for, huh?
>anyway, keep going, stay to the right (left side has a speed bump next to the guard/gatehouse, don't want to hit THAT at speed
>pass the gatehouse
>quickly start dodging left, have to get to left hand turn lanes before I reach the light because I want to turn left, duh
>wait, I don't want to turn left here, SHIT
>cancel turn signal, cut back into center lane
>light is green so after a quick left/right glance pull through intersection
(continued)

>6 lanes across with 50mph cross traffic so a little paranoid
>make it ok as usual (slow down a touch at the end because rain gutter dip on the other side)
>maintain about 30/35 straight on
>pull up to the next intersection
>green light, no traffic
>must be my day, nothing but greens
>keep on going, start to slow because road ends in a T with a stop sign
>pull up to stop sign
>come to a complete stop
>nobody on the left or right, hardly anyone is out so early
>5:50 AM by the way
>turn left
>there's a park on the right now, crosswalk coming up
>slow down out of habit, roll through it
>come up to next intersection
>town center, mostly surrounded by strip malls
>complete stop, still no traffic
>signal right, turn right
>pass through the intersection and note the chinese place on the left
>think maybe I should try it someday
>oop, here comes my turn
>turn left into shopping center
>quick turn right in the lot
>head up to McDonald's drive-thru
>this one has 2 lanes
>pick the left one because the right one has a cone in the middle of the lane
>there's an SUV in front of me, just completing his order
>he pulls away
>I pull up to the speaker
>"Welcome to Mc Donald's, my name is David, how may I help you?
>(me) "I'll have a number nine with a large Diet Coke, easy ice, please"
>"ok....do I have your order correct on the screen"
>"Yes"
>"OK, that'll be $5.97 at the second window"
>pull up to window
>David hands me my Diet Coke
>squeeze the cup a little to make sure the ice is easy
>yep
>wait
>David hands me my bag with the hash browns and McGriddle in it
>Say thank you and pull away

And that's my story.

Watch out guys this is a meme

The fun part is that I've told you almost exactly where I live based on what I've told.

How well can you do, detectives of Veeky Forums?

>resisted police because its my constitutional right
>got shot

We don't care.
You should consider suicide.
Google: Four winds shotgun

Actually, the 'ring' has 2 outlets, but only 1 to speak of because the other is like a bazillion speed bumps and really convoluted.

>driving home
>notice the license plate in front of me says "#PEN15#"
>burst into treats like a 12 year old (I'm 24 btw)