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DELUSIONAL LITTLE FAGGOT

THESE FUCKING MIXES DUDES


INCOMING DOTA 2 REMIX MUSIC PACK?

ENVY AND W33 AS EQUALS

Like POTTERY

>Fear and Demon broing it up

/ThrowEG/ ww@

EE and w33 walkng together.

POTTERY

...

HOLY FUCK THIS IS TAKING FOREVER

>oh no he's getting naked

top

>swindles

W H E R E S
H
E
R
S

T H E
H
E

L A M B
A
M
B

S A U C E
A
U
C
E

>wonderful

TITTY FIEND

oh shit

>All star match
>All star
>ALL
>not all of them are stars

TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

I'm glad that n0tail didn't kill himself yet

>DEMON AND FEAR DOTA REUNITED

HOLY SHIT

who here having fun?

>tfw PPD sees your draft

fear is such a beautiful man

>EE and W33 walk out together
>Fear and Artour walk out together
What did they mean by this?

I SWEAR TO GOD IF NO ONE PICKS QO OR JIMMY

...

>why'd we sign up for this shit?

>YFW NO PITLORD

What an awful meme

>50 000 threads per hour
>still no sticky
Well fuck you too then, mods.

>EE

artEEzy look so broken

wtf

why can't it just be pros vs pros

not this fucking 2k mmr random people or people who dont even play shit FUCK

>wasting your pick on that retard

L M A O

I DONT KNOW WHO I WOULD PICK SO MUCH PRESSUREEE

>average noskill fan

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
PIT LORD

N0TAIL MY FUCKIN BOY.

>NOLANS
YOU FUCKING DUMB MEXICAN SHITTTTTTTTTTTT

>nofail
ROFL

for those wondering about the music
youtube.com/user/haveluckgoodfun/videos

Sirredditslacks is the worst piece most unfunny piece of trash I've ever had the displeasure of having to watch. For this whole TI.

I hope he never gets work again.

Just

AWFUL

And I thought we'd already seen the face of misery twice today

did he say igloo

>JUST

He's going to be the last hero picked by dendi

I JUST WANT TO GO HOME MAN

Here comes the part where someone doesn't know the pros

this is actually a pretty fun way of doing the allstars

> Biggest memers get picked first.

WTF IS HAPPENING

I bet the pros want to murder every single one of these faggots

YOU CAN PICK
AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>you can pick any pro
>hol0lans!
Is he a Kaci double agent?

>PICKING NOTAIL

lMFAO

>People picking are fucking memers
dammit

>Pros + average people from the crowd + EE and Synderen

wow they have literally everything

Fucking giving spammers on twitch chat air time holy fuck

>YFW ENVY PICKED LAST
>YFW ENVY PICKED LAST
>YFW ENVY PICKED LAST
>YFW ENVY PICKED LAST

Post your fucking face when seeing these deflated memester ``pro players" being forced to participate in this shitty memematch.

>first two picks are memes

pitlord is still being shown, right?

for the first time in my life im glad im not a dota pro right now

>willingly picking loda

LMAO

>n0lans
>Bulldog

>notail will off himself on allstar
I guess it's rather fitting

this is horrible

i feel like killing myself as an apology to the universe

You have all these pros to pick from.

>Bulldog

You fucking failure.

look at how nervous these losers are

BULLDONG

I wasn't wondering about the music at all, no thanks.

>EE

>tfw nobody will pick kuro

swindle must be happy, there's no way hes getting picked

Why are they drafting shitters?

>They are picking the cucks

>they're all Alliance fanboys
lmao

...

WHY ARE THEY PICKING SWEDES

>Loda

>Picking swedecucks

DEmon+ FeaR bromance

hi Kaci

There should be no fans, at all.

okay, this is pretty good

75% of these fuckers look like they just want to go home.

>memes
>not getting work
Normies unironically love memes of all types so there's plenty of work

I REMEMBER YOU I PREPPED YOU FOR KELLY

>notail
>bulldog
>Loda

are these guys out to pick the worst players?

>It's an Alliance fangays draft a pro squad episode

Just kill me familia

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PICKS

BASED ICEICEICE

>pros carted out to play with morbidly obese unemployed reddit faggots that are sub2k

Slacks sounds like a looney toons characters, how do you handle it

>these fucking picks

kill me

>inb4 sumail isn't picked cause racism

TAKE YOUR BETS

WHO WILL THE UNPOPULAR KID WHO'S PICKED LAST?

You'd be on the verge of puking

GAYED ON LIVE

Who else is getting anxiety about who will be the last pick?

ICE CONFIRMED BIGDICK
JIMMY CONFIRMED QT

The crowd literally has to make an EU team themselves.

Reposting on this new thread
Please (You) me whem the match starts and Slacks stops speaking
If he's somehow casting it, don't bother
Thank you

>i hate you a lot