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>roster completed the 23rd

so now all we need is the 2 remaining creep camps and thats about it

and the arcana winner

fuck io

Underlord honestly looks fine. Way better than expected.

Why is fear so asshurt all the time?
>Has a career playing video games with his friends
>Literal millionare
>Currently upper bracket @ TI6

CONFIRMED RIGGED

>"SAY IT WITH ME KIDS. THIS ALLSTAR MATCH WAS _____"

How big is Underlord's cock?

based fear
based rtz

He's not asshurt, it's just past his old man bedtime

Have you seen his haircut?

Anyone made a compilation of podchan yet?

He's a grumpy old man. Let him be.

>Yuros attempting to poison Fear and Universe with their honey cheese

>DOTA 2 HAS A COMPLETE ROSTER
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can the crowd see the telegrams?

FUN

The Drakken camp is intentionally not included.

and creeps to sleep at night

RIGGED

EG is just laidback. Look where being cocky and memey gets you 13-16th place

I actually love the way he looks, Firestorm looked like it did 0 fucking damage though

>Reddit livid about awoo

Fuck it, the awoo guys are literally >our guys.

You can't buy happiness.
Depression is a thing

>concept art doesn't match the final model

WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING YOU BRAIND DEAD MORONS

he just wants people off his porch
also arthritis at 20

what went wrong?

why does valve hate smug heroes?

can the pitlord see the hologram?

>people actually expected Fear to eat the yuro poison infested Honeypot cheese

retards, Fear's smart, he's not falling for that

this
Well, they always complain about something

Also, they perfectly can improve his model or something for 23

He has literal Aspergers.

You can see it in his eyes and face. Super high functioning, all around great guy. But he's just tired from all the commotion.

Also tomorrow he's playing a video game for 2 million dubloons.

>Near Slacks

Can you blame him?

>6 gorillian years
>for nakedlord
>wont even fucking be out for a week and a half
dotards???

BIG DICK LANM

shit

Alright. QO, Notail, Loda, Bulldog and Dendi were cute. Maybe/RTZ rat was pretty cool.

He should be sleeping and resting for his match tomorrow instead of playing this memeshit.

Why?

There was like 6 unfinished heros in the last dota beta map

slacks hella balding

YOU

JUST

KNOW

....fun

so after pit lord no more new heroes?
he's the last one right?

RIGGED

What's reddit reaction for this All-star match?

Did they like it?

>Forced to play an "all star" show with a bunch of autistic memers
>expected to eat some nasty moldy ass cheese before the biggest games of his life
>ignores slacks because he's a fucking retard

yeah, it takes like 6 seconds to do full damage

Well another year another webm of kaci eating cheese

this sexual tension

The International is mine, goyim.

I run the game. I pull the strings.

Change his fucking skin so it actually looks demonic and scaley and we're almost golden, jesus christ he looks like the result of pudge and medusas kid gone wrong.

Mid guide for Pitlord ( played it a shit ton on WC3 ):

1. Rush Bottle and Soul Ring. Farm Alchemist style with maxed out Firestorm.

2. Go for Radiance.

3. Enjoy your Atrophy Aura buffs before every team fight, keeping you relevant

4. Go for blink then AC/Shiva's

5. Win

can you guys do me a favour and post pictures of kaci ass? ty

>Has to carry an entire nation on his shoulders to victory against the chinks

And then they hit him with this shitty meme crap.

Is Slacks a trans?

he's probably tired and doesn't want any of this shit right now because he has a big game tomorrow.

this oracle one better win

was QO Riki?

Great!

>see +500 damage
>"oh shit, what an overpowered fucking hero, i'm gonna instalock him in ranked before the enemy gets this op fucking hero!"
>of course this op hero with op damage must go safelane

this will happen, brace yourselves

slacks is so unfunny how do you guys actually like him

is it just a meme like people who used to say they like sheever casting?

i dont understand

JEWISH

>they didn't allow global ultimate spells/ults into the game because steam is shit

I didn't know Oracle's chest was bare like that

>USA chants are ok
>wooing is not ok

double standards?

Fear as aspergers on top of arthritis in his 20s

Being fear is suffering

It's all right Fear.

In time it will pass.

6 YEARS FOR THIS

THEY DIDNT EVEN REMAKE THE SKILLS

DOTARDS?

>forced to be near SirRedditSlacks and suffer his meme spouting faggotry

Perfectly justified

thats some nice work saved

DELUSIONAL

They need to balance him out

fear is based

>THEY FORGOT TO ANNOUNCE ARCANA VOTE RESULTS
>THEY FORGOT TO ANNOUNCE ARCANA VOTE RESULTS
>THEY FORGOT TO ANNOUNCE ARCANA VOTE RESULTS

Reddit likes everything

Are we going to have another Blizzard lawsuit on our hands?

Did universe eat cheese

What is Puppey thinking?

reminder: twitter.com/v1lat/status/763901706664980480

chinks are revolting, putrid, vile animals. they will try and cheat in everything no matter what.

>tfw Slacks will cuck Kaci's normiefag husband tonight

i'm going to go through the VOD tomorrow and see if i can find podchan's name or anything like that
good night /d2g/

Will anything ever top the Summit all star match?
>that ending
>pajkatt's impressions
>arteezy deciding halfway through that he's playing antimage
>n0tail and singsing taunting arteezy from the other room

Kinda weird to see a SFM clip that isn't porn

What

I hope Firestorm's particles are different for each level. Firestorm looks like a green Shrapnel from how pathetic it is

So when is valve going to make an original hero lads?

Based OD's dad
Probably meant to show they're related, something they failed to do with Shadow Fiend/Demon
Most likely made him pallid to evoke abyssal/cave dwelling creatures that never see the sun and thus don't develop melanin

You're cute ;3

>max out bad shrapnel

>this didn't get top 8 for short films

youtube.com/watch?v=lk2oz3A2wUs

...

DAC with arteezy getting reddit meme hero was alright

yo, that fucking tiny io thing was great

that tiny+io video was garbage

>this timber cartoon
impressive desu

does every one of these 'short films' have to end with a bunch of pings?

>second video

>people actually expected pros still in the tournament to eat some disgusting rotten cheese that's been touched by probably 50 people and been bit into my greasy skinnyfat neckbeard autists before a literal 8 MILLION dollar game

Didn't want them remade

I liked that Tiny/Wisp one

That Timbersaw video was animated so well

Holy fucking shit

THE AEGIS IS MINE

AS FORETOLD IN THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS