/owg/ - Overwatch General

What if you cant put discord on another enemy if its already on someone else until you get it back either through them dying or losing LoS?

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that do not want roadhog to bully them and shove his bloated smegma-covered cock in them

I jack off to this on a regular basis.

Tracer is for _______

Remove the rocket jets on Rein's Melee.
Fucking obnxious

When is Blizzard going to give us a charcter like the great father Alexander Anderson aka >Father Anderson
>Paladin Anderson
>Inquisitor Anderson
>Exorcist Anderson
>Crusader Anderson
>Punisher Anderson
>Executioner Anderson
>Bishop Anderson
>The Bayonet Priest
>The Blade Master
>The Angel's Dust
>Dust to Dust Anderson
>The Purifier
>The Ripper
>God's Assassin
>Saint Guillotine
>The Regenerator
>Killing Judge Anderson
>Judas Priest
>The Monster Hunter
>The White Knight
>The Blue Light of persecution
>The Golden Cross Bearer

cucks that want to sit in chastity and watch her get fucked by winston

How do you make Pharah relevant?

250 health?

Kissing

>"Jack, why did you design my own uniform again?"
>"No reason."

Give her 300 hp and make her rockets do more splash damage. Rocket launcher bitch should be the reliable one that shows up every team comp next to mercy. Just TF2 but better

Bullying

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>do more then 80 splash
Fuck off

more damage on her ult or tighter spread so you can actually fucking kill people with it

>more damage on an ult that can break Reinhardts shield tears threw sound barrier and still get a team kill
No is they are clustered in a group its a free team kill.

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Wider splash I meant, whoops

Play in rank 50-65 where nobody can aim.

I have tons of fun as Pharah.

you don't
she's obnoxious as shit, the ability to fly and stay midair does not belong in this game at all

literally no ass

then just the tighter spread because I just about never accomplish anything with it

I want to __be__ Mercy!

Make friends with a good zarya get free team kills

I hope the next comic will be about the ana/mercy/76 love triangle. I mean, they cant avoid the topkc forever, right?

What would you do if you were Mercy?

Mercy was like 17 when Jack was 40.

and?

>Love triangle
your head canon isn't real

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You guys are only playing this shitfest ironically right?

yea

Yeah, we actually all play Battleborn.

youtube.com/watch?v=E781QE7ZQK8

>get in new qp as zarya
>notice 76 hotmiccing, can hear j-pop in the background and soft breathing
>"hey, can you breath into your mic more, it's really erotic"
>hear a soft "oh" sound over mic
>76: sorry
>feel bad

D.va is fucking gay

>pick bastion on route 66 defense competitive 61
>game starts good im sent flying by junk towards the enemy
>land right on top of rein like a giant metal party hat in turret mode
>ana pops him with a dart, I get bubbled by zarya and max her charge using genjis reflect
>A big pile of goo slops on the ground i think it was rein or maybe genji
>zen is leap frog kicking me while I panic
>zarya goo's him as well
>lucio dva, and junk back to train cars
> I switch to tankmode and get the lucio+ana tune up to become jet plane
>i slam cannon first right into dva's mech booty before i even touch gravel
>cant aim going to fast so i shoot what ever i slam up against like giant retarded omnic pinball machine
>pop dvas mech, kill junk and zen
>rein and lucio not happy with flying omnic jet monstrosity
>get charged by speed boosted rein into train car but zarya bubbles me
>MAXIMUM CHARGE (again)
>lucio boops me off the cliff but my time as a jet engine is over
>zarya begins her massacre and gets a team kill
>ana wont let me have anymore fun so I pick hog and keep dva off her like a good boy

>junkrat main wont switch

Srs, what is the point of switching in this game. Anyone that is willing to switch will just end up playing a support or tank class like in every blizzard game. Tank/healer are cancer classes that ruin games.
In WoW it got to the point that even with instant queue times, you got bonuses just for playing them.
Waiting warmly for 300% xp bonus and double cp for playing a tank or support.

Head armour.

Do people have alt accounts in this game? Just played against a lvl 12 genji that was playing like he should be in comp 70+

or he was cheating but who knows.

Alts exist but mainly for competitive. Usually its a 50 with a group of 60-70s for underdog bonus in competitive

This was QP

>there are two simultaneous /owg/s and both are getting posts
JESUS CHRIST FUCKING USE YOU SPERGS

its possible I guess but if so its going to be some dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to smurf for 40 dollars to troll quickplay

Anyone else getting random FPS drops?

>Two 3 stacks on opposite team
>My team is all solo que
>They have two people on their team who are 8 and 10 ranks above us respectively
>Lose

What the fuck is with the matchmaking, and why is sandbagging allowed. This is by far the most dissapointing competitive season in a game i've ever played. I'd rather go play league at this point.

you should and delete this bullshit game as well

>queue for in QP
>6-lock on the other team, each player has a prestige star
>our team has a 2-lock and 4 solos, one single prestige star
I have never received such a stomping before now

probably should have just bailed the moment you saw the six of them together

I don't have a good understanding of the leaver system in OW. I'm scared that I'll get banned from receiving xp (what I've heard is the punishment if you leave games) and miss out on my chance at grinding summer skins

>tfw I uncrate the Junkrat highlight intro 5 times

You're in the clear as long as you leave before "assemble your team" ends (and after you see victory/defeat)

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745234477#post-6

neat, thanks senpai

Also keep in mind it works a little differently in competitive too (especially in regards to how it affects the rest of the team)

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745575028#post-3

Does anyone have a zowie mouse and an artisan pad? What pad do you use?

>play ranked
>team is reinhardt, dva, lucio, zenyatta, soldier, pharah
>win

>play ranked
>team is any deviation ffrom the above
>LOSE

EPIC

Is Ana the best hero ever?

Why is she so surprised at getting a medal /owg/?

FATTEST BUTT

More girl midriff, Blizzard. Please!

4ez

What the fuck do you do against a good widow
what the fuck do you do as winston when she grapples away and just starts sniping you
what the fuck do you do against that widow if a reaper always has her ass

what the fuck do you do against reapers

they literally just run at you with their balanced dual shotties and dont tell me oh just kite them because they will fucking camp somewhere

I was just in a game with Taimou and people told me I'm a retard for calling him an aimbotter. He wasn't using it atm, but I'm sure someone has the webm

How can the webm be explained if he's not using an aimbot there? Are those rank 500 fucks just incestously sticking together?

>"heh, they certainly did pump you full of something."

Should I be using mada mada or yosh?

You know how like 50% of athletes in the Olympics are doping? It's like that.

>call someone a nigger in chat
>get two legendaries

thanks blizzard.

>all those inevitable ice/snow puns from the future holiday costumes

Mei is for ____________.

>It's in the refrigerator
What did he mean by this?

Have this image as a webm, user.

>mei-king babies with

>play junkrat
>enemy team calls me a faggot when I kill them
>my team screams at me to pick someone else

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>every thread

clyp.it/ef2oq2rq

youtube.com/watch?v=XVi98BZ2OwA

its a basketball term you fucking american

ARE THE PROS REALLY CHEATING

I swear I've played with that Maple fucker before

you mean 100% of athletes because it's expected of them internally

That's not really the case with video games though

Australian servers, should narrow it down

lmao we literally invented basketball??? u retrd???

MEI BUFFS INC

>While Mei currently doesn't see a ton of tournament or competitive play, I don't think shes super far off.

>Currently her ult can feel a bit unwieldy and inconsistent, especially when you compare it to other similar ults such as Reinhardt's. We're internally testing allowing the ultimate projectile she throws to pierce barriers (such as Reinhardt's shield), and increasing the radius a bit on it.

all servers

blog post but I hit 65 today! im not sure how high that is compared to everyone but im happy im getting my 300 points

>we literally invented basketball
r u srs?

Still requesting the fixed version of this

>Judas Priest
You mean like ze band?

ya on thanksgiving the mayans showed us how 2 play basketball but then they told us they killed allthe losers and we werel ike "thats fucked up u fucking savages" so we killed them and made it better