Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>save one of the most boring heroes for last

why?

>giant fucking sword
>siege damage
explain this shit dotards

nth for Jark

When will we have a female hero next boys?

no

my ptsd

delete this

SAY MY NAME

Ult and aurabot, user. Ult and aurabot.

I think I've enjoyed cosplay showcase more than that shitshow All-Stars match

>$40k engagement ring

People do this?

Get that draft out of my site

>tfw Valve will never port your favorite hero to Dota2

>you haven't lived until the whole enemy team jumped on you as you were farming

Hide fool

>tfw no cm gf

Guess Valve could buy HoN IP for $5 or $10.

but thats...nvm is this real?

reminder
clips twitch tv/beyondthesummit2/InexpensiveLorisDatSheffy

>site

MY COUNTRY NEED ME

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

You know guys I'm getting really sick of Dota 2, let's all jump ship for HotS, pitlord is a disaster, nothing new will happen after this anyway
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵖᵃᶦᵈ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵉᶰᵈᵒʳˢᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴮᶫᶦᶻᶻᵃʳᵈ ᴱᶰᵗᵉʳᵗᵃᶦᶰᵐᵉᶰᵗ

Rhapsody
Nymphora
Empath
Monarch
Myrmidon

HoN had fun supports

Post yfw you voted for the io tiny video because fuck d2g

>people actually expected Fear to eat the disgusting saliva-ridden yuro poison infested Honeypot cheese before his 8 million dollar game

After two balance patches

>mirana aghanims
Make that three balance patches

Anyone who can hook me up with some onion urls for hitmen? I can't get hold of fluff and we need to get rid of slacks before he can ruin the finals.

YES PLEASE

why is he called underlord if his name is pit lord?

Where's the porn?

>tfw no hologram hero

So does everyone genuinely hate slacks?

i want to see a graph of the usage rate of the word 'hologram' on Veeky Forums

>literally the TB chest
so i'm guessing this is the "demon" style

>Dat middle under Meepo

?

can the panel see underlord

PEOPLE WILL DEFEND THIS AND ARE GOING TO LET THE SHIT COMPANY THAT OWNS IT GET AWAY WIT HIT

REMINDER VALVE MADE 80 MILLION DOLLARS

give me chipper, deadwood, puppet master, bombardier, emerald warden, engineer, monkey king, aluna (fuck wr, aluna is 10x better),

man i used to be so good at these heroes, too bad i will never play them again

>what if we took happy lizard man
>and took away his smile
>and his armor, except for a tiny pauldron
>and reused terrorblade assets for his chest area
>and added some stupid horns with green shit between them
>oh yeah take away his second weapon too
>and make him a really boring color

brilliant

Shit sucks.

we do that all the time in Europe and no one gets sick, I used to bring cheese to class and everyone would take a bite

Wings加油啊 就算赢了还得连续干死EG两次才能拿冠军
不过新队能打成这样已经不错了

WINGS WINGS WINGS!

>Ehome out
>Liquid out
Fuck, I can't see any of the remaining teams having a shot at beating EG.

i want to leach off of a successful dota 2 pro player
what's the best way to do this?

Pls no
>tfw playing support agains a deadwood

blizzard would not approve

Quick /d2g/ you have five seconds to find a place in the meta for this fat piece of shit

Protip: You can't

Fear's too old for this shit.

are you a cute asian girl with twitter and instagram

Say it

Slacks is great why are you so fucking lame and mad right now?

twitter.com/malystryxgds/status/741867319530397698

Was there actually any decent cosplays at TI or were the best ones really just women with tits?

MVP got this.

Who is this sperm collector?

>save one of the most boring heroes for last
>completely half ass the release anyway

Is this beta model? Looks so fucking disgusting.

who?

i swear this guy used to be ck at one time
am i wrong?

gimmicky meme drafts with beastmaster or invisible heroes that use his ultimate for ganks

that's all I can think of

Insider bro here, I know 2 pros & 1 caster who are extremely wealthy who prefer traps.

Post your butt and mailto and I'll consider hooking you up.

even holograms can see how shit yuros are at TI

>yfw dota will never die, it will just become a great relic like quake

>wake up
>still no gambler hero
>old razor isn't back

I thought chinks couldn't post on 4chins

if you haven't noticed there are paid blizzard shills in this very thread
they're still asshurt and they always will be
valve isn't taking any chances

it says it can be interrupted

its shit now

Offlane

Where is my prize

underlord fits. pit lords all have a boss (Sargeras), so they're kinda underlords to an overlord

It's to help market the arcana when the new patch hits next week

do you have enough money to add Maut on the list m8?
i'd also add LD but he probably has too many connections

not edgy enough 2bh

yo montrealbro I'm heading to bed but if u wanna add me on steam my name is mastropepsi

iron talon jungle

How do you play pitlord usually? What lane does he go to? What role does he play?

It was all just tits

Some were pretty good though, others were just pure sluttiness like kittyplaysgames. Knowing her luck she's probably being made vice president of valve now

He is fine in small doses. Hosting the all-stars? I wanted to shoot myself a minute in

>tfw they could have won ti

what went wrong?

you need to suck a mean cock

Bot ADC.

Invincible aura bot that allows instant responses to literally anything but Rosh

Boom done

Memes aside how do we stop this guy, he has single handedly saved dota from the Peruvian, Chinese, Pinoy, Korean and Yurop menace.

What makes him so good at this game. His teammates can change but his team keeps on being the best of the best.

How does he do it ?!

tribune.com.pk/story/935398/16-year-old-pakistani-wins-dota2-championship-in-seattle/

reuters.com/article/us-usa-videogames-finals-idUSKCN0QD0MP20150809

Weren't Liquid winning game 2?

How did Mushi reverse rape them?

his arcana won't change the fact that new underlord is an non-expressive piece of shit

I don't understand how the FUCK you take such a smug asshole lizard demon who loves being evil, and turn him into some generic evil demon who never smiles

>only chinks know chink

you are reminded.

no :'(

mailto?

i can do that desu

yuri finds a way

This guy gets it

"someone" forgot to buy BKB

Peru killed itself with that ban

Kuroky remembered he used to play for Team Secret.