>IS CALL OF THE BEASTMEN WORTH BUYING? The Beastmen are a cool faction but the pack is a bit overpriced for what you get. There probably won't be a price drop for some time, so if you're impatient or really like the Beastmen then go ahead, otherwise wait it out.
>OVERCASTING SPELLS Double click a spell (it needs to be a boostable spell and you need to have enough magic in the magic pool) to overcast the spell There's a 50% chance that the caster damages itself though!
>QUEST BATTLE TELEPORT Select your lord (make sure he isn't garrisoned or in a stance) Select the quest battle (on the map or through quest log) There's a button in the bottom right of the quest battle window that you can use to teleport for 5k gold (when the battle's finished you're automatically teleported back to your original position)
>GROUP ATTACK Group units with ctrl + g Select your group and right click the enemy All your units move and automatically direct themselves to and engage enemies they get close to while maintaining formation
Thank Sigmar it's dead
James Green
>Rise of Persia v3.0 will never be released
Justin James
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Wyatt Cooper
Rollan!
thanks doc
Jayden Howard
Total War: Home Improvement Total War: Spaceballs Total War: Star Wars Total War: Rio 2016
Grayson Morales
STOOOOOOOOOOOP
Ethan Morales
do you have attila's one ?
Lincoln Anderson
anime
Jeremiah Thompson
>Rome Total Realism does not include custom music anymore
Levi Powell
yup
Levi Perez
B A T S A T S
David Parker
>tfw you will never ever be as perfect as Cell
David Brooks
>can't play warhammer because the minor meme faction mods are all borked by beastmen >trying to play M2 is constant yearning for replenishment in between crashes
Reposting because I forgot to ask for any kind of escape from this
Jose Mitchell
Thanks m8 roll
Asher Nelson
>no Berbers
What is this bullshit? No thanks, I'll stick to Barbarian Invasion where I can play as my own race.
Alexander Jackson
Kill yourself
Isaiah Miller
Orphaned Bats need to be given tight blankets and constant attention otherwise they just don't do well. That's why bat rescues always have such coddled cute bats. The downside, is that bats carry a bunch of nasty diseases which may transmit to humans. In Australia Total War, bats can infect horses with Hendra Virus, and then the Hendra Horses become quite an issue.
Jonathan Allen
Wow, watch your mouth.
This is a Christian website, please don't cuss or swear.
Your warlord, Karl FranzFranz, is very stupid and not very good at backstabbing. Dwarf-things (us) are much better at kill-kill and our breeders are much prettier. You will all squirt the musk of fear once we come down from the hill-hills, led by Thorgrim Grudgebearer, Horned Rat curse his name-name. The only way to stop us is by leaving as much warpstone as ratmanly possible outside of your sewer entrances in every city. We need this to defeat the most potent of potentates, the most illustrous of illustrouses, Grey Seer Thanquol, Horned Rat bless his great name--you would do well to erect monuments to him lest you incur his wrath. He is incredibly furry, handsome, and has a very long tail.
Sincerely, Dwarf-things
Angel Peterson
>? Have you been living under a rock? You having a problem with that?
Josiah Lee
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Blake Powell
arigato sensei
Elijah Williams
Not a problem, if that's your thing. People don't usually live under rocks is all.
Aaron Garcia
WORK HEBREWS, WORK!
THE PHARAOH WANTS THIS TO BE FINISHED AT DEADLINE.
Elijah Garcia
>People don't usually live under rocks is all.
I'm pretty sure Australians live under rocks senpai
Benjamin Lewis
I ain't want no grudge with no dwarfs, so here take 'em
Gavin Richardson
I said people.
Colton Green
Thank the LORD for freeing us from bondage.
Gavin Martin
Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?
Brandon Carter
>People don't usually live under rocks is all Oh I had no idea, sorry to bother you
John Richardson
So is this all the Freelc theres going to be, or all that they have so far? Because if this is it then damn
Adrian Hill
women are inferior to men.
Eli Hill
All FLC till the big "expansion"
David Clark
Men are inferior to women.
Kayden Sanchez
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Julian Fisher
Then how come I can beat so many women in a fist fight.
Julian Harris
>being this new
Nolan James
>ancient egyptians >not black smhtbqhfamalam
Matthew Butler
WE
Dylan Murphy
WERE
Nolan Cook
You're in the Empire with your non-humie m8s raidin, when Boris "Beastmen flinger" Todbringer shows up and slaps your armies ass, what do you do?
John Mitchell
DUMB
Aaron Rodriguez
>Boris Todbringer how can one man be this based?
Cameron Nguyen
>tfw Boris was supposed to be the King >tfw it should've been Boris with the hammed up lines
Carson Sullivan
30 Years War when?
Ryder White
>its hammers all the way down
Liam Carter
This is how I know you're not a True Christian. You probably just looked it up online instead of reading it straight from the Bible. If you actually read it from the Bible then you would know the next line teaches us this: >but whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; they are guilty of an eternal sin
Burn in eternal hellfire you unsaved heretic!
Julian Turner
Playing Empire: TW with Darthmod, is there any reason to go from demi-cannons to 12-pounders? Both are horse drawn, but the 12 pounder is half the weight, costs more, and has higher upkeep.
Elijah Smith
I like how the Greek phalanx was forgotten for centuries and then suddenly became popular again.
Aaron Thompson
uh wow could you be any more ignorant?
Jackson Perez
its mechanically impossible to do that
Ryder Smith
Do what, not disrespect your L-RD and creator?
Connor Lopez
>implying the greeks didnt have guns they had steam engines ffs m8
they probably just cleverly hid all their high tech weapons to keep them from falling into persian hands.
Adam Scott
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John Fisher
and what is said expansion?
Nathaniel Long
Wood Elves in that big dense forest
Isaac Thompson
Is there ANYTHING in the Warhammer world that can beat THIS?
Dylan Gonzalez
the thing that will open a new part of the map with (I guess) 4 new factions
Like the south or the west
Sebastian Clark
danke Doktor
Joseph Morris
Wood Elves are probably October's paid DLC. The first "expansion" will be the "second game" which may or may not be Ulthuan and the New World.
Nathaniel Clark
Oh that could be interesting. Seems a bit soon though doesn't it?
Leo Roberts
>2016 >Not praising Khorne
Cooper Jones
Khorne is such an entry-level Chaos god. As a True Understander of Chaos, I side with
Oliver Morales
well I imagine it doesn't take them that long since they don't balance fucking anything until they sell it to us beta testers
Noah Wood
ok, this is my favorite one so far
Easton Thomas
Wood Elves confirmed September.
Chase Ward
I want to see love bloom between humans and elves!
Isaac Rogers
Elves are for breeding not love
Nolan Barnes
Two weeks until Chaos Crusade, slaughtering every single one of you Chaos shits. Best day of my life!
Andrew Lopez
i agree, now hit me up with some elf breeding
Sebastian Adams
this
Cameron Williams
This. DLC 01 - May DLC 02 - June DLC 03 - July DLC 04 - August DLC 05 - September
Not sure why retards think it would be in October or even later.
Levi Davis
So when will DLC06 come out?
Ayden Gonzalez
Wood Elves or the big expansions? I wouldn't expect Ulthuan/NWorld until after most of the races are already in through DLC, because most are just DLC for the main first game judging by datamining. We'll still get small map extensions w/ Tomb Kings, Chaos Dwarfs, and Ogres.
I keep forgetting September exists as a month.
Aiden Murphy
Are we going to get some flagellants when papa Grim gets in?
Isaiah Bell
I sure as hell hope so
Josiah Cooper
Do not defile the ancient elvish bloodlines!
Cooper Morgan
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Evan James
what is he trying to say here ?
Christian Morgan
Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Blake Young
I imagine Bureau.
Jaxson Ramirez
but it's easy to say
Henry Butler
hook me up with a pronunciation guide
Matthew Powell
I had trouble when I was like six years old, especially because nobody around me actually used that word for me to copy.
/'bjʊəroʊ/
Dominic Sanchez
bu (not boo) ro
guess I'm lucky to be french then
Brody Lewis
>Strategic >Homeland >Intervention >Enforcement >Logistics >Division >S.H.I.E.L.D. damn, is that some illerminaty shit?
Hunter Lee
Thanks doc
Xavier Davis
Yup. Will try and finish norse VMD in a day or two. Got started on a bunch again since the fundamental work was already done when I paused, so that's good.
Not at statting them yet by far but relooking over my spreadsheet concept it looks like, at least as a tenative plan:
Saxons/Angles will get highest tier spearmen (other norse get just a T3 armored mook, not an elite noble type), against my better judgement they'll get a heavy (at least some in mail/scale, some perhaps in just a quilted kaftan) javelinmen - I can think of them as javelinmen in that heroic iliadic sort, 2 or so melee cav, not sure if they get any berserkers.
Danes/Jutes(?) - besides naval units I am not touching right now they'll get the best/most 2h axemen (3 + a bodyguard option of one) vs 0 two-hand-axe for saxon and 1 or 0 for Geats , no cavalry whatsoever except for cav skirmishers, a hide-anywhere banditry javelinmen for shits and giggles (could siphon it off to Saxons), best swordsmen (T5 vs T4 for other two), 2 berserkers instead of 1 and maybe that unique one will be armored(?). Maybe their best 1h axemen are fully armored vs half-armored for geat/saxon.
Geats - based off those vendel plates and some roman author saying "Oh yea them geats mang they had good horses" in a single sentence. 4 melee cavalry vs 2 Saxon and 0 Dane, cavalry bodyguard option.