/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb General

I know, after playing a few games with it, I can confirm it does more bad than good

Good morning Dirtbag General

GOOD DAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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What did you just say to me you little bitch? I was the top #1 sniper killer in the US States United Marine States Core. I have over 3 confirmed cup wins, and my dad is way stronger than your dad. Say that to my face I fucking double dog dare you, KID.

how do you change the colors of the teammates names and health bar?

Think its just chaging these values
m_AttackerColor=(R=0,G=184,B=220)
m_DefenderColor=(R=255,G=71,B=33)

ded

But i'm here :3

Dixu

WHAT DO YOU WANT
I know you're not her btw so just cut it out

I just feel like
I won't get you
Out of my mind
I feel love
For the first time
Can't you see
You're my delight

HEAVENLY SHADES OF NIGHT ARE FALLING, IT'S TWILIGHT TIME
OUT OF THE MIST YOUR VOICE IS CALLING, TIS TWILIGHT TIME

Why don't you two just bang?
One of you is probably 69

Aimee = Vatican City
Arty = Finland
Aura = NA, Detroit
Bushwhacker = NA, Texas
Fletcher = Sweden
Kira = South Korea
Fragger = NA, NYC
Nader = Belgium
Phantom = NA, Miami
Phoenix = Italy
Proxy = Wales
Redeye = New Zealand
Rhino = UK, London
Sawbonez = NA, NYC (roomies with Fragger)
Skyhammer = Northern Ireland
Sparks = Germany
Stoker = UK, London
Thunder = Estonia
Turtle = France
Vassili = Norway

>french girl is rome
>asian guy is finland
>hispanic guy is italy
>like 3 russian mercs, none of them are russia
>girl with a Japanese name is Korea

What am I reading, exactly?

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Don't argue with me, motherfuckers.

I like this song a lot

vocaroo.com/i/s0LaL0uG6ppM

I thought I was in love a couple of times before with the girl next door,
but that was long before I met you, now I'm sure that I won't forget you.
And I thank my lucky stars that you are who you are,
and not just another lovely lady set out to break my heart.

I'm just trying to comprehend the workings of your tiny little hamster brain.

Aimee was born in Vatican City and was brainwashed to serve the pope. When she isn't giving the pope head under his lectern, she's keeping a look out with her sniper rifle. The pope needed more cash for his golden furniture and shit so he sent Aimee to London after equipping her with one of the snitch devices he used to spy her room with.

Arty (real name is Arttu) is a proud Finn with a family consisting of a wife and two kids. One day Arty was laid off from his job at the earthmoving firm and he got depressed. At first, Arty coped with his problems by drinking a lot and beating up his wife. During his visit at a military refresher course, Arty decided to escape and fly over to radioactive London, where he was dragged into fighting other mercenaries for booze money.

Aura was a failed abortion welfare leech from Detroit until she flew over to London in hope of getting cash for ass implants, sneakers and weed. Her healing station is actually a modified, portable stripper pole.

etc.

Proof that anime rots the brain and is only fit for faggots and degenerates.

>fit for faggots and degenerates
So why doesn't Dixu do anime then?

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ded

If your a part of the Discord, ((TSUKA)) come online.

I CAN FEEL THE SUSTANON NOW. YOU FUCKING BRAIN DEAD SHITS WHO CANNOT THROW AMMO PACKS BETTER WATCH YOURSELVES

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paeg 10

I'm happy when I think of her
I'm sad when I think of what she did

what did "she" do?

i have autism

It happened few months ago. I first saw Kira on this online gaming forum. She seemed like a typical anime poster and basically the three words that came to my mind first when describing her were "dumb weeb bitch". We played the same video game and were also active on the forum. One time she asked if I wanted to add her in-game. I thought, "sure why not, at least I'll have someone to play with". If I only knew what I was getting into.

We started chatting casually, like friends. Told how our day was and the like. But every day the conversation started being more and more flirty. I wondered if she even was a real girl or just a guy pretending to be one on the internet. I cautiously played along. It was a mistake.

Then one day, she revealed herself. Something snapped in my mind; could she be actually interested in me? I remembered her daily messages that included "you're cute :3", "wish you were here :

They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over.

I'm thinking of writing a Dirty Bomb X Overwatch crossover fanfic, just for writing practice.
It's gonna be less "Batman Meets Scooby Doo" and more "these sets of characters just happen to team up against these sets of characters for this reason"
Anyone interested?

Will it be an erotic fanfic?

To elaborate, it's not gonna be Dirty Bomb mercs V.S. Overwatch it's gonna be like "Bushwhacker, Bastion, Widowmaker, Thunder and Kira are fighting Ana, Sparks, Mcree, Fragger, and Skyhammer"

Depends on what characters do what with what characters~

no

Not lewd = boring

The females of Overwatch and Dirty Bomb cuck the males of both games. PS. the females should all have a cock and balls.

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top kek

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how much do you play to find these idiots?
Saw maybe one guy this retarded last week

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I see idiots like these every day in EU servers.

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I shed a tear
Thinking of
Your amber eyes
Your silky hair
Your tanned skin
Your full lips
Your tiny nose

Why did you tease me?

My heart aches

You filled me

Now I'm empty

Alone

Will the wounds ever heal
Can my heart ever feel
The same it did with you
Which wasn't even true

So many questions
But no answers

Can you stop being cringey?

I can't stop being me
I can't bury my feelings

Just listen to this with headphones and bury yourself in the sadness bro.
youtube.com/watch?v=JuW28OHGHbk

On one hand I love weekends because I get two days off work
On the other hand I hate weekends because it gives me more time to think of her, which makes me miserable

>"i have bad aim :/"
They probably don't get high FPS, have a crappy monitor and/or a shit mouse. After I changed all of those all I have to do is play for a couple of hours and 1 or 2 50-bombs are pretty much guaranteed, "aiming" really is 85% having high enough stable FPS.

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Kira is cute!

A cute!

Acute?

:3

i have autism!!!

So like the rest of dbg then

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/dpt/ guy here, can confirm that /dbg/ isn't as autistic as many other threads

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A CUTE! :3

Would you guys say this game is better than the new Ghost in the Shell shooter?

Why would you even compare that piece of garbage to anything?

I was enjoying playing it.

i'm still waiting for that user who claimed that every jump in the game was doable with rhino to deliver

'every' is pretty damn broad category. Mind giving some examples of a jump a rhino can't do?

from here (not the railing) to the camp spot at the back.

im autistic!!!! im shit at fps games!!!!

On the right wall? I can't even do it on proxy so I can't really tell if it's doable.

right wall -> the left edge of that yellow/blue block at the right side
it's easily doable with 450 speed + knife for me, haven't tested 440 + knife.
i can't do it with 450 + bat, though, and doing it with rhino is pretty much impossible for me.

Did they fix heavy melee yet?

Any cute boys awake? :3

Why not just do it the easy way?

because it's slower at the start of the game, and you're vulnerable from the left side for a longer time than with a quick longjump from the top of the stairs
also, i don't like crouch jumps that much, even though i can do the one in your webm consistently

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why did shitterbee leave? i didn't visit this place during the time when it left.

overwatch