Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Where do I go to elect Puppey for president?

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Hey!

Reminder W33 is in TI

Reminder Beesa said W33 is bad

Reminder Beesa is a Muslim terrorist and a shitter

>DC stomped EHome with a carry Venge
haha what

Are there any good milf heroes in dota other than Broodmother?

>poppey aka leave jungle and lose aka my girlfriend's kids
>president
Reddit's down the hall and to the left.

imagine breaking a team's morale so hard that they lose to tier 3 teams

ppd knows that feel

I called GG at the draft for both of those games. EHOME shit the bed so fucking hard

DELUSIONAL

beesa has been a historic shitter for eternity. that autistic MLP faggot has been obsessed with 'optimization' and would flame teammates for not tread switching--yet he forgets the act of tread switching takes time to execute and in teamfights, time is worth a lot more than 5 more mana. and then he walks into enemy chronos as tiny

LITTLE

Left
Orkz painting rule for fluff always have them color the underbite
only chodes pain otherwise

Source: I paint miniatures

stop
covering
their
faces
they look buttugly 99% of the time
also, less is more, more is less etc,

FAGGOT

>casters are panel 100% convinced naga carry venge support
>I LIKE IT, BUT IT COULD LEAD TO TROUBLE. GAVE YOUR HAND EARLY
>into the game
>casters just normally doing shit

>the person controlling the in-game camera is spazzing out with the mouse when they notice misery is on naga

Case in point: wraith king.

Left for the waaagh

he should be in prison for what he did to ehome

Funny enough Sheever was the only one who mentioned the possibility of a carry venge

definitly the left one
maybe exchange one of the tusks with a broken one

and as said, think about covering the whole face. Something similar to dota2.gamepedia.com/Cranial_Clap_Trap could work too, Maybe a big metal jaw and some kind of funnel to fill stuff into his brain.

Misery is actually godlike at drafting. Heck, has DC ever been outdrafted at all this tournament?

>sending an american hero to prison
No, THIS is the face of a criminal, user.

its not hard to be good at drafting vs chinks

they literally refuse to play whats good becuase they are never out of position so io will never work against them

I love how the whole world comes together during TI time to make fun of yuros.

TURN
ON
CNN

no need to pile on

They're making fun of themselves plenty enough

how demoralized are Chinks now?
>get destroyed by EG at their own turf at DAC
>get destroyed again by EG at TI
>get destroyed at Shanghai Major by western teams
>Chinks doing well at group stage at TI
>face EG
>get destroyed by their will power and got send to lower bracket
>another western team shows up and permanently eliminated them out of TI

Can the east ever recover?

who /breedblue/ here?

I love the idea of pitlord. The hero is practically fossilized in time. It's a decade old hero design with all the quirks of early hero design. Only other hero that absolutely basic is WK

It's not all their fault, they probably know they're falling for honeypot LANs, what with poverty and globalism hitting bongistan so hard that they NEED the honeypot money to survive.
It's sad, really, but it's not a problem we can't fix.

leave EU alone

big dick lanm wont be screamed or shouted by casters anymore

This. They went out of the way to make the face-area for heroes not look like shit, just show them

Reminder that just because Mc Donalds has european employess doesn't mean they are european

suck it yurofags!!

>EU players cucked into working for their NA masters

Reminder that DC is american

Reminder that DC's owner is american

Reminder that, by your own neet logic, wageslaves are the property of their owners

Reminder that, by your own neet logic, your epic heros on DC are wageslave plebs for their american Übermensch owner

Reminder that, by your own neet logic, DC and your epic heros are american

Reminder, by your own neet logic, to support team USA

Reminder that you should not attempt to be a hypocrite or you might experience ~cognitive dissonance~

No user, wings is a european team because shadow once looked at a postcard from france, don't be silly.

>EternalEnvy
>Swindlezz
>Bulba
>Zfreek
>Fluff

r8 my team

was big dick lanm qo or one of the randoms?

>EG broke Ehome so hard that even DC was able to beat them

>not qualifying/10

No.

that team is the bomb

would ironically support/10

misery writing a 'THANK YOU' letter to PPD right now

ppd responds: i hate everyone, but i especially hate chinks, c u at finals

why did Moo said that TnC have a "limited hero pool"?
TnC picked alot of different carries/mids
sure there was the occasional void pick and they seemed to rely on TB when things were high stakes, other than that I dont really understand what he meant
also can Fnatic beat MVP? their past encounters heavily favor FNatic but I feel like MVP are on another level at this TI

will the current eg lineup be banned from future tournaments?

I mean how will other teams even compete?

>implicating that NEET logic isn't the finest in the world, with pure minds unclouded by vaginas or toil
DC is an American team.

>check SF cosplay girl's instagram for wank bank material
>see this

What do you do when you realize hat a literal stream slut has the same MMR as you? I feel like killing myself wouldn't be enough.

>hating on Mad Max

fuck you

>tfw trying to avoid shitting on yuros too hard until EG actually wins so I don't get counter shit on

Will europeons learn The Law Of The Honeypot this time...?

>that buttdevasted dotard le lol is le better

Underlord? more like UnderWHELMING
lmao

I want Puppey back with Navi :(

Do the thing any responsible white man would do. Beat the shit out of her and/or pass her garbage MMR.

The fact that na fans feel the need to "shit on yuros" just shows how bad na dota really is.

You never saw euro people flaming NA dota other than occasional obvious "NA dota is a joke" remarks

wait till you realise a 17yearold streetshitter won ti

ugggh hes instawin on every 10v10 map ;^)))

>Have to watch vods in the morning because American LAN
>Now they're winning

Worst TI

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Did you see that asss, though? I'd rather drop in mmr and imagine she's dominating me and choking with her asscheecks while taunting me about my mmr

@151491646
do not reply to redditors who have not been here for more than a few weeks or months

yuros are getting their just desserts for everything they did during the Honeypot Era (TI - TI3).

Of course once the prizepools became relevant, yurocucks got BTFO forever

isn't that the girl who accidentally showed her vag on Twitch and got a suspension?

m8, for a fucking decade on dota forums, europeans have been lambasting na players. This is comeuppance,
Not just na players, europeans have always been monstrous assholes to literally every other scene. For a fucking decade.

No thats someone different

That's degenerate as fuck, and you can tell by her shit cosplay/MMR that she's only using dota as a front to get to our chads, after which she'll promptly drop DotA for farmville or candy niggers.

and all that was just pent up assblastedness for the fact that yuros literally CANNOT win a world war without The United States Of America winning it for them.

Plus they can't go to The Moon, Or Mars, Either,

>yurpoops actually think they don't deserve this abuse
talk shit get hit

>and all that was just pent up assblastedness for the fact that yuros literally CANNOT win a world war without The United States Of America winning it for them.
now this is shitposting

>EU DOTA

sweden is a special case though, dont generalize the whole continent based on them

>shitting on Tao

wut

americans are waking up
the thread changes to eu one

do they dream about eu too?
its funny how the only time i think about na is on this thread, but also kind of sad

jesus christ

I want to marry Soe

Are you ready for the #bleedblue tweet from our girl Kelly?

>E U D O T A
>U
>D
>O
>T
>A

>i-it's ok when my c-community does it though

Of course you think about NA when you're in a thread about TI considering that subject doesn't even involve yuros.

>go to dota2.com/heroes/
>look for Underlord
>he isn't there

So it was all just a hologram

But Zfreek is legit best player in complexity.

>no source provided
lmao

Jokes aside how buttblasted has been yurop in this TI.

Has this been the worst performance of yurop teams in a Valve event?

haven't played dota for 8 months now, what heroes are good right now so that a braindead could easily win matches?

Why must USA and EU fight

we must team up and stay strong against the red menace

>EUROKEKOLD
>DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENTS TWO

Can you not make it with 2 styles? Looks dope btw.

>NA bullying everyone else out of The Superbowl Of Dota

a gulag classic

I will believe this greentext image with no source because it plays on 'le swedes are cucks' meme that makes me lol so much

Too late yuro, you dug your honey scented grave.