Women

>omg user let's go for a ride in your new car
>Coming up to a corner
>Hang on
>Do a solid drift around a long sweeping left turn
>Perfect
>Girls got a mean mug on her face
>W-whats wrong?
>WHAT'S WRONG I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH
>PEOPLE STARED AT US OKAY
>Sports cars are for having fun woman, if you wanted comfy and safe should've chose a man with a Mercedes
>WHATEVER user
What the fuck, I don't get women, she wanted me to push the car then gets scared when I do

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>G35
>Sport car
Nice joke. Also are you legitimately autistic?

>300hp
>300tq
>Coupe
K nice try faggot, your miata doesn't count

She probably though the wheels were going to fall off your Datsun when you squeaked around the corner, can't blame her for feeling embarrassed to be seen it it can you?

>tfw you will never have a gf who truely enjoys driving

She probably meant speed or something. Not your weaboo over steering.

You don't do anything like that in your car with a woman unless they're actually interested in cars. Otherwise you'll look autistic and insane.

300hp isn't that amazing on a budget sport-y car dude

It's sporty, that's it. Your not so subtle insecure jab at Mercedes implies that you know exactly what I mean, you just don't want to admit it.

Out of curiosity what do you drive

>Oh shit he figured out I drive a miata

Out of curiosity how many bulls have your wife prepped.