[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

My whole family rides harley's, I had a cruiser for 5 years; they're shit.

Convertible you say?

>things nobikes say
You really are a shitcunt.

then you can acquire a ducati, because they don't run anyway ;)

What cruiser did you ride?

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I had a 92 soft tail I bought from my uncle.

Where'd dbt ride today

I went n saw the new Xmen movie. Was ok

There's a new xmen movie? What did you do with your helmet when you got to the theatre?

>soft tail

Found your problem, that's a shitty woman's bike

We all just carried um in with us.

I knew you would say that about any bike I said.

Not really no. The rk is decent, the soft tail is legit a chicks bike.

Well I rode a lot of cruisers, never liked any of them as much as my FZ6.

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Different strokes for different folks user.

Nah, cruisers are a shit.

We all appreciate your valuable opinion here on dbt

Wow man, you could actually get groceries in that thing

>rides a woman's bike
>gets mad at others because he's a faggot

Get a load of this guy

>Motorcycling with slacks
is he me?

>house squid

Is it acceptable to squid if you're not on the motorcycle?

Hey faggots.

>:^)

ATGATT user
All the gear
ALL - THE - TIME

squid

Can I wear normal clothes around the house?

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ALL THE TIME

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Forgot to say hi*

Hi!!!

What about making love to a woman?

pants got a zipper don't they?

*biker wave*

>doge does not into standing still

>School bully flunked out of Uni and is back in town
>Been using his hyper aggression against him
>Talk mad shit about his M3
>Got nudes from his Stacy girlfriend and sent them to him
>Ride by the local car meet on my CRF every once in a while to see him hate staring me
>Basically just baiting this guy into trying to kick my ass
>Whole time doing it in a joking/lighthearted tone
>Last week
>Roll up on my now Sumo'd CRF
>He makes a straight bee line for me
>Shoves me off my CRF
>Tries punching me in the face
>Breaks six fingers on my Shoei
>Pretty much subdue him and call the cops
>Cops haul him off
>First court date set for Monday

Gonna send this asshole to prison for tormenting me from 3rd grade all the way through high school. Fuck you Taylor.

Why else /sociopath/ here?

i did too, i enjoyed it, my second favorite of the six main entries
also it was my first time riding to the movies as it was my first time watching one alone

>mfw this thing weighs less than the box it came in
Speaking of coming, I did.

What town?

>still buttmad about his school bully

top kek. Pls leave you fucking autist

well if its even true good on ya

sociopath or you have a frontal lobe injury?
Seems to be a trend among people that ride bikes to have the brain damage.

>That adorable creature

I'm enjoying that bike as well man

radiator shroud? belly pan?

Are there ever any cool group rides?

Belly pan. Entire thing probably weighs like 0.5lbs.

Muh dick.

the last time we had a "cool group ride" someone literally fucking died

I spent four weeks in the hospital because he beat me pretty bad when I was 16. He got away with it because his dad's a higher up for the county.

So yeah, I may actually have some cognitive issues.

they do a barry sheene tribute ride to phillip island every year where i live

Wait, what?

>tfw wanna get a bike really badly
>all the half decent 600's are more than my car
>the ground is covered in snow 50% of the time here so I can't justify trading up
J U S T

Here some guts!

Note that the clutch plate holder thing doesn't touch the plates. I was dumb and didn't line up the arrows that said "line up these arrows."

Anyone have the GS500 copypasta? I need this.

I have been on 3 rides where someone has died, good way to ruin a weekend riding.

he's not joking man. And at an earlier ride someone wiped out.

I do cool group rides often

someone from the supereuromeet posted the guy's mom's facebook post about him dying after going off a cliff on the way back. there were some articles too, translated from dutch(?) but can't find them in my history

I see you there

We've all had those days good user lol

/dbt/ rides or general group rides

Hey!! don't use my name lol xD

please I need to spam this on the forums because people are shittalking the godmachine.
Drop user are you here?

general group rides, there are i think 3 anons that still post on dbt that live in my state.

>one of these things is not like the other.
>The fucking nissan in the back.

Yeah whats up?

I need the GS500 copypasta.

How does the air horn sound? Much of an improvement over the standard horn? Runs off the same 12V supply?

you're cute but not as cute as me, user drop user, quit your shit

Where

How many /dbt/ people are in (eastern) Washington state?

confirmed low test

stop pretending to be me wtf

Pretty sure actual sociopaths don't brag about being sociopaths on shitty websites like Veeky Forums. You're just another edgy faggot who needs to take his shit back to /b/ where it belongs.

youtube.com/watch?v=a7l4OuKGNAU

It's not quite the same sound as in the movies and cartoons. You need a more expensive one for that.

But it's sufficiently loud I think!

What should I expect from my first time on a 600 inline 4?

I'd post proof but I'm leaving my house right now.

A smooth manageable ride unless you pin it in first and panic.

and yeah 12v

No torque

Sounds nasty. Just how you would want it to be. Better than stock anyway.

I doubt you could get the proper truck horn sound without an actual air compressor.

So basically a twin would be more dangerous due to torque?

No motorcycle engine layout is "more dangerous". They don't build unrideable bikes, bro.

No.

ayy limone

fuck off bombscammerguy

GSXR 450R?

I didn't scam anyone. Everyone was refunded.

>fag asks for the cheapest way to get meme-diameter wheels for his dirt bike
>I suggest GS500 wheels since they're literally the cheapest 17 inch wheels possible to attain
>another fag says you can't get decent tires for those narrow rims
>I point out that ContiAttack SM (which is literally THE supermoto tire) comes in sizes compatible with those rims
>he starts throwing a fit about how the GS500 is good for nothing and you NEED wide tires to go fast
Forums are so shit.

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won't gs500 rims fit 160/60-17 on the rear and 120/60-17 on the front?
whats wrong with that for a sumo?
can put pilot power 3's on them.

The adventure is real

Not me.