Don't have the original template, but lets have one of these threads again

Don't have the original template, but lets have one of these threads again.

Hatches are girls cars and you are not a man if you own one.

Men drive wagons.

Wagons are miata men and real tractors drive road.

translation:

hatches are the miatas of cars

Miatas are the miatas of cars.
Souped up hatches are the miatas of men.

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pls no bully

>mazda better than gti
wat

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