/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Leave The Pastebin Be Edition

>Moonfire Faire 2016 (August 5th-August 25th)
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>Free Login Campaign (July 25th-August 30th)
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>Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/youkai-watch/

>3.35 Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/498f86d8acb4d44925b3f83e96c82c85a550f9a0

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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>Previously on /xivg/:

Other urls found in this thread:

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xth for dabbin the kuts

>be in
>log in after work
>hear the distant wailing of beached cluster headache whale and her companion rose like usual
>same afk catgirl in the same spot she's been in for the past weeks by the marketboard
>enter fc house
>ada's sharing hyperscatties by the dining table
>mansion is filled with the sound of adult men meowing, someone claims to be wearing catears irl
>exit house within seconds and sit in deserted yard
>hear muffled dagobah music and decide to follow it to the source
>locate strange trapdoor behind the chocobo erp stables, decide to open it and venture forth
>leads into a dark passage, music gets louder
>I'm close to the source, can see faint torchlit around the bend
>turn the corner and come face to face with Them
>rio's crying in his newest tank glamour and cursing in german
>red and meria sitting crosslegged on the cavern floor taking turns slapping one another across the face with dead fish, hear mention of slapstick comedy
>jp's still form in a dark corner, pompadour drooping, might be dead
>jara's the one playing dagobah music, he sees me and sighs aesthetically before telling me thusly
>"went to the bathroom, came back to white man laying claim to my land yet again."
>peer closer at the campfire lighting up the room
>it's fueled by recruitment posters and long forgotten wolf token buff requests
>tfw found the pizzapie bunker

First for LALA

How does one get involved in the community here without becoming a full blown tripwhore?

Do stuff ingame with them

cringe as fuck

Another wrong discord, another engraving to mark your misdeeds.

You know how this goes..

What, where, optionally: why

xth for Style

>leave the pastebin alone
>change the pastebin
Oh fuck off, fishfuck

pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Real pastebin

Moni Sielski

Seto To

Unnamed Neko

Avoid the nu-generation

I want to cume in Hanna

just off yourself already jfc

fyi making threads early is one of the few things that actually makes the mods mad

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Burden of the Father
2/0/4
EJDF

I have no idea why you took it upon yourself to control what's posted in the op, but contain your autism. You're not the caretaker of this thread.

If you're as bored as you say, go play something or go outside. Literally nobody cares as much as you.

Congrats on the marriage

Hi Paks~

And why do you take it upon yourself to delete the discord from the pastebin? Most of xivg uses it so you should stop changing it

You are desperate enough to make the thread 20 posts early just to delete it

Why do you say this to the person who didn't take it upon themselves? Fish is the one who took it upon themselves to change what had been around

I care
and some mentally unstable freak who has a vendetta against the people in the discord for, rightfully throwing his ass out
shouldn't be the one altering it and cutting out info because he got his fee-fees hurt

>moogle milf is like 20 bucks on the store
It really should have been the moogle race mount thing, the puff ball is kinda cute though

>rightfully throwing his ass out
More like "I am a child and cannot handle differentiating opinions"

>moogle milf
Freudian slip, user?

That's not me lol. Most of the vg =/= your Discord circlejerk. Go outside man, you're trying to be the caretaker of a general on Veeky Forums.

It seems I spoke too soon.

F R E E
A G E N T S

S A L T

Congratulations sis!

>vendetta agaisnt people on discord

forgive me if I am assuming stuff, but I dare to say that most of the non-circlejerk/anonymous posters of this general have a problem with this gigantic multi Veeky Forums fc discord circlejerk

some people are on power trip over there

She is large and in charge
She is beauty she is grace
I love her but not going to spend 30 entire munny on it

335 people isn't the majority of xivg
Yeah, sure

you fail to realize most of people dont give 1% of the shit you're giving

Thats more than the people who use xivg actually, so theres a lot of fucking normies in there

>250 bot accounts
>1 music account
>5 faggots that ban anyone with opinions
>50 people that play WoW
>ada that wont stop saying 'w' every 10 minutes
>20 people that talk about overwatch
>sera who circlejerks for an hour each day
>porn channel filled with vanilla shit

Totally what /xivg/ is, and totally what everyone wants and loves about this general and game!

Who WOULDN'T want to be a part of THAT discord!

Go play a moderator in another general you autistic fuck

This OP doesn't even have a link to the Discord channel, you attention-seeking, suicidal retard. It still has all other relevant info for other players to use, or are you too deluded to see that?

Aside from having no permalink to the Discord, the rest of it is fine. I do have to side with Guffy here due to the convenience of having that permalink in the pastebin already.
>Literally nobody cares as much as you.
No one really cares for some vindictive retard who fucks with the pastebin link for simply being banned from the Discord more than what Guffy is trying to do. No one has the patience and tolerance to deal with someone who threatens to cut their own body over a bloody pastebin. That is not someone who should be making threads that don't provide on-hand information for everyone to use.

We're talking about a genuine psycho here who should get help instead of being oversensitive from taking estrogen.

It's telling he doesn't even play the game. Swedish ESL should have been banned months ago.

I'm not even in the discord, i just know how much of a waste of space that tranny is.
if they threw him out, there was good reason for it

What: Ery
Where: On your desk
Why: Don't like it when people are drawing their own blood, makes me sad. Also I'm full of myself and like my name.

Hit the nail on the head lmao

my life is boring

so i became a pseudo Veeky Forums/discord moderator

this is the future my parents wanted for me

i try to moderate a general for the game i dont even play

any tips on how to turn gay

Curly fries or cheese fries?

think about how great dicks are

Find a female miqo'te, give her tail a yank, and you two will be rubbing beans and tacos together before you know it.

report

>vanilla shit
Okay?

NOBODY HERE LIKES VANILLA SHIT
SERIOUSLY
IF THAT ISNT PROOF THAT PLACE IS A CIRCLEJERK WHAT IS LMAO

Guys I will post less when I find people to play with. Btw what's main storyline quest xD?

Rubbing beans and tacos???

incoming seto logs
dude is fucking sick

you should at least phonepost to hide your samefagging

pastebin.com/mt8BPAFx

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user, you really couldn't be any more wrong than you are right now. Not everyone here may like vanilla because it's boring to them, however that doesn't mean that no one here likes it.

Or you're simply shitposting, but I'd rather not take the chance lest retardation continues to fester.

Think about it for a moment.

cute
blue skinned
cats

i do you fucking retarded autist and allcaps wont stop me. go jerk to dicks attached to "girls" and keep telling yourself you're not gay

>mfw meria isnt allowed in any of the ebin discords
>godspeed called her ugly
unsubscribe you are unwanted

>meanwhile in soft discord

I like dicks attached to girls
i'm gay

>the catboy...
dropped
you do you seto ilu

she's quite welcome and appreciated in soft discord o/

>welcome
>appericiated
no one in soft likes her retarded ass and she's only allowed in it out of pity

i do so, that's one person
don't like you tho, post name so i can blacklist

Because you think with your dick. There is no logical reason to like that faggot, they're nothing but drama waiting to happen.

i don't have a dick lmao
post name

>join soft discord
>ask if anyone wants to do nid ex later
>totally ignored
>everyone is just spamming tildes and heart emoticons at each other
>people planning out their next "session"
>suddenly ada logs in
>everyone migrates to voice chat
>ada says in his gravelly voice "i need some cuties to help me cum tilde"
>he actually says tilde
>no one else actually talks in the voice channel
>it's just ada broadcasting the sounds of him jacking off
>twenty people are sexting him in the discord chat
what the fuck is this fc

t. sera actually banned from multiple discords

No u

Burden of the Father (one last time)
2/0/3
EDJF

>logical reason
>He thinks human relationships follow some kind of logic

Wanna know how I know you struggle with relationships?

i love these, post more

So which discord is actually the most exclusive?

>meria
>drama
only at risk for shitty meme exposure
she's a harmless kind retard leave her alone

I have a fiance who I have been dating for seven years.

Teach me wise user. Tell me how I don't know how to handle a relationship.

The one where you have to follow the circlejerk or risk being banned

>seven years
>just a fiance
You don't know how to handle a relationship. Post your name and I'm sure it'll all come apart.

>Claims to have a fiance
>Engages in high-school tier bullying on the internet
Either you're lying, or you have the unluckiest fiance on the planet.

>logical reason
People can like them because they share common interests or can relate and enjoy their company. Thinking with your dick is what happens when you dislike someone because of their looks and want to put your kinks first

If this is the case, why are you so bothered that other people like someone you dislike? If you don't relate or share interests with them, that's one thing, but you shouldn't need to talk down to others just because they can

circlejerk is a meme

POST IMAGES WITH EVERY POST TO PRUNE AVATARFAGS EARLY
WE WILL STRIKE A REVOLUTION, THE COMMON user MUST STAND UP AGAINST EBINS
ELIMINATE THEM ALL AT ONCE!

>start shit
>why did I get banned weeeeee
[god complex intensifies]

You clearly don't know how relationships work then. Fun fact: A vast majority of divorces occur between partners who got married after less than five years of being together.

You're talking about someone you're going to spend the rest of your life with. That's not shit you rush. If you think seven years is a long time you're probably still a teenager.

>POST IMAGES WITH EVERY POST
I already do!

Hey, why are you dodging my other request? Post your name. Communication is an important part of relationships.

>start shit (I.E. have an opposing opinion and defend it)
>people get mad (because they can't defend themselves, like children)
>people whine to mommy until he does something (again, children, can't defend themselves)
>mommy cracks and finally buys all of her little babies their new video gam- I mean bans fishface

If anyone thinks this isn't EXACTLY what happened then you are a part of the cancer killing this general, regardless of how much you like fishdick or not.

>partners who got married after less than five years of being together
so, the 90% of couples who get married in a reasonable amount of time have the highest number of divorces? shocking.

So why are you engaging in petty childhood "you like someone, so I'll talk down to you" antics? Why is the first response you had to that user on this subject not one driven by experience but the findings you'd get from reading a book? If you're in such a relationship, you have no reason to insult others just because they enjoy someone's company and you dislike that person for whatever reason

There are ten bans and three of them are Shota. This from a Discord nearly a year old.

I don't know if i'd call that an actively banning circlejerk

Holy shit the Soft defense force is astounding. You horny fucks will vehemently cling to anyone who helps you cum, wont you?

>saying all three bans are on shota
deluded or retarded or a circlejerk
or just a bad bait
pick one

>seven years
cringe is off the charts

same guy

Why the fuck do you people keep having these pastebin wars?

Burden of the Father (one last time)
2/1/4
EDJF

honestly i know you're being silly but that would be the best idea ever

if everyone posted their favorite ff14 related drawing right now, we would be capped at 300 posts and ultrash/bench/discord retards would start shaking for the remaining 450

futa

Nice monotony

>futa

Amber, Heyyyyyy, Shota, and Moewers are all definitely Shota. So you're right, four.

If anyone else is curious this is the full ban list.