Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>NEWS & STREAMS
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first for actionslacks

someone post the ppd image where he says something like "i love memes, sometimes i have to close my eyes to stop laughing"

I miss the old Artour, straight from the 'Couve Artour
Picks Shadow Fiend Artour, set on his goals Artour
I hate the new Artour, the changing teams Artour
The never rages Artour, posts cryptic tweets Artour
I miss the sweet Artour, plays Yung Lean Artour
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Artour
See I invented Artour, it wasn't any Artours
And now I look and look around and there's so many Artours
I used to love Artour, I used to love Artour
I even had the gold glasses, I thought I was Artour
What if Artour made a meme, about Artour?
Called "I Miss The Old Artour," man that would be so Artour
That's all it was Artour, we still love Artour
And I love you like EE loves Artour

Yes

he's also a barneyfag

XTH FOR THE AEGIS PETER

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE

>NIGGERS OF ASIA

>EHOME
>OG
>LGD
>TNC
>LIQUID

Why did these (good) teams play so bad when they got knocked out? They played legitimately braindead dota, rookie mistakes all around their game.

MVP 2 1 FNATIC

EG 2 0 WINGS

DC 2 0 MVP

I hope our guys get it together, no fucking muslim SEAmonsters in top 3 please

>these past encounters
Do you really think gooks have a chance?

can someone please tell me when the arcana winner will be shown?

before or after the final?

Looks like Fanatic had the upper edge on MVP in the group stage overall.

>QO will never tenderly massage your shoulders

Can the holograms see qo video?

nth for our guys

>DC is the official /d2g/ team
>slacks is on DC and if they win he by extension wins a TI
Just what am I supposed to feel?

no, gooks are huge chokers as the tournament goes on

insider here

it's all staged

phoenix will win 2-1, there will be at least one 70 minute game

eg will lose 0-2 to wings, wings will pick pugna

dc will 2-0 phoenix, they will be bloody games with more than three kills per minute

eg will defeat dc 2-1

eg will then move onto the grand finals, where wings will pick orthodox heroes such as cliff jungling furion, bloodseeker, and pit lord

you heard it here first lads

Gay

I swear if this transitions into another siractionslacks segment

just woke up, have i missed anything

if you're wrong, you'll instantly be forgotten, but if you're right, people will seriously believe that the tournament is rigged

really makes you think

Dota is gay

woah dad let's not get ahead of ourselves here

Because they are (shit)

>Korea doesn't have it's own server
literally WHAT
literally WHY

BASED KOREANS SAVE US FROM THE SHITPOSTING

>EHOME
>OG
mindbroken after getting knocked out by better teams

>LGD
>good

>TNC
Jimmy

>Liquid
Euroshits

>i never saw ti4

korean doesn't play dota

i've always wanted to hate this, but it's pretty funny/on point.

pressure to perform is a bitch
you have nothing to gain because you're expected to win, and you have everything to lose so you start tilting at the smallest things not going your way
ppd was actually smart to throw latest major

dude has a point

there's 0 Dota 2 infrastructure in Korea yet these gooks are playing this well

it's incredible

QO is handsome as fuck desu lads.

REMINDER THAT FEBBY AND QO ARE FUCKING

I can buy compendium now, should i ? Does the base-shit worth getting for $10 ?

Nice Le Reddit Post XDDD You Has All The Internets! *holds up spork* Have An Upboat! XDDDD

>MVP JUST LAUGHING WHEN THEY WAIT FOR THE GAME

M A S S A C R E

INC

I want Luna to shit in my mouth

MVP is a European team, user. Only if they win though.

Japan has more DotA 2 players than Korea does

It's a fucking non-game there

>mvp playing
>no kpop sluts
what?

dota is almost nonexistent in korea
so they use the chinese server

MVP just please don't play like shit.

OG might have been too confident and as soon as stuff didn't work they didn't know how to react fast enough and could not recover.

EHOME has been banned into the shadow realm by EG

Liquid is shit and delusional

QO is such a chad

I saw that live, the aura of akwardness swept the auditorium

KOREA DO IT

>QO's father loves him and is proud of him

g..guys

>usa winning the olympics
>usa winning ti6

How come everyone in the western dota community is a left wing cuck?

>no violence please
>please invite more female talent
>flaming players is bad

jesus

...

I NEED TO BREED AUROTH

Why are 2/3rds of Koreans named Kim anyway

Gooks > SEA monkey

GO

GOOKS

full disclosure, I lived in South Korea for a year

GUYS WHO DO I ROOT FOR

MUSHI OR COREA?

I LOVE THEM ALL
KPII A CUTE
QO A CUTE
FEBBY A CUTE

MARCH WE NEED YOU

now this is unironically reddit tier humor

Lmao Era farted

Doubt PPD threw shit, they just were bad team at that time and now they're good.

When there were, Korean pros didn't even play on them (for obvious reasons)

>300 million people
their medal ratio is lower than many countries

Koreans are honorary euros

>tfw you doubt PPD when EG was under-performed in LANs for whole year.

Is there any way I can wash away my sin?

nobody plays dota in korea, mostly because valve stupidity and riot shilling

PRESIDENT

>fnatic speak english

LITERALLY

UK DOTA

STOP WITH THESE RERUN INTERVIEWS
JUST INTERVIEW SOMEBODY ELSE ON THEIR TEAM

IT'D TAKE NO TIME AT ALL GABEN YOU GREEDY CUNT

dotadrayich.jpg

>Is this bitch for real?

A few hundred years back Korean didn't have last names except for royal families. When normal Koreans started adopting last names they all wanted the same names as royalty.

That's why there are so many Kims, Lees, and Parks.

Are >we /UK/ or /Korea/

>NIGGERS OF ASIA
>RELEVANT

hahah holy fuck

DELUSIONAL

REMINDER THAT KOREA IS BASICALLY AN EXTENSION OF NA

Is there a reason why both Puppey and Fear look like dead inside?

incoming gookposting

...

...

They are fighting for DotA2.
They want to free Korea from Riot.
They are true Heroes

USA-spam during the grand finals every time EG gets a kill

Only then will your sin be forgiven

The ghost of Comfy Warlock Man will carry MVP to victory

Lel

fat out of shape people have high estrogen and low test
since that combination makes u crazy (see trannies, women) they tend to be left and overly sensitive/PC

ITS COMING HOME BOYS

DO IT FOR THE BREXIT FNATIC

UK

You do not want Kshit to win.

$25 MILLION STRETCH GOAL

>CARDEL
>CARDEL
>CARDEL
>CARDEL
>CARDEL

Kim is the last name because Korean naming goes [Last Name] [First Name]. And as it turns out, half of Koreans have one of four last names, Kim being one of them.

nickname aside, Fear really does have the mannerisms of an old man.

>EG in the corner
>except Fear, who goes to hang out with his boy Artour

based

>cardel
triggered

>saving the thumbnail
LUL at you fucking moron

Riot's already losing Korea to Overwatch.

EHOME were like CDEC
one strat and when you figure it out it's over

>odd year
>non-gook team winning
pick 1 (one)

shut up you 2k pinoy monkey

Can these buttblasted Eurocunts not go a moment without shoehorning Trump into everything? Lmao