Total War General - /twg/

You start talking about it without your retarded baits.

youtube.com/watch?v=EyXgMXNkdf0

youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E

>you were born too late

Dear man-things,

Your warlord, Karl FranzFranz, is very stupid and not very good at backstabbing. Dwarf-things (us) are much better at kill-kill and our breeders are much prettier. You will all squirt the musk of fear once we come down from the hill-hills, led by Thorgrim Grudgebearer, Horned Rat curse his name-name. The only way to stop us is by leaving as much warpstone as ratmanly possible outside of your sewer entrances in every city. We need this to defeat the most potent of potentates, the most illustrous of illustrouses, Grey Seer Thanquol, Horned Rat bless his great name--you would do well to erect monuments to him lest you incur his wrath. He is incredibly furry, handsome, and has a very long tail.

Sincerely,
Dwarf-things

>So what do we do if we want to talk about good games like Medieval 2?

I know this is bait, but he'sright in one regard; there is a lot of WH stuff in the OP.

Would be nice if we could get a bunch of other links as well.

You posted this the last thread faggot.

the mad man

This would never happen I am the empire

LOL

If histfags want their dumb games which don't even get updates anymore in the OP then why don't they make their own general?

>using a weapon

Hello mother

It's almost like the latest news are WH related

>women are too stupid to grab a wooden stick to give them the edge in combat

Hello father

This is /twg/ not /whg/.

Go circlejerk over your warscape puke games on reddit.

Wait until I can get my jezzails.

>so weak you use a weapon

fleas ticks mosquitoes

Vietnam Total War when?

pls ;_;

>not fighting with bare hands

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Are there any fun TW lets play campaigns on youtube to watch?
I'm at work for 11 more hours with nothing to do, and I need to satisfy my TW hunger.

I love you.

>I'm at work for 11 more hours with nothing to do

PrinceofMacedon's videos.

Or LegendofTotalwar's Europa Barbarorum Seleucid campaign. He sucks at the game, but he's a funny guy.

There is nothing more boring than watching someone on Youtube play Total War.

>believing in the existence of ratmen
Now excuse me as I go to kill goat men

what was deleted?

You don't get to bring Greatswords.

Did anyone of you guys play Cossacks: European Wars as a kid?
I've been looking for a pike and shot game for a while now and I just remembered that game.
I can't remember if it was actually a good game though, I was like 6.
Anyone remember it?

Some beating someone with a weapon. It was deleted because clearly being such a pussy that they don't use their bare hands is unbecoming of a human.

1. Evolutionist makes an article titled: "Misconceptions About Evolution", trying to appear smart and pretend evolution is a fact.
talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-misconceptions.html

2. Creationist makes a lenghty rebuttal, proving the evolutionist wrong.
trueorigin.org/isakrbtl.php

3. Another evolutionist does damage control, gets BTFO aswell
trueorigin.org/ca_tw_02.php

This should keep you occupied. If not, here are some other resources:

compellingtruth.org/
ichthys.com/
the-highway.com/
mystery-babylon.org/index.html
strangenotions.com/gods-philosophers/

newgeology.us/presentation32.html
evidentcreation.com/TRM-Logerr.html
bible.ca/archeology/bible-archeology.htm

Ratmen with guns, beastmen with guns... it doesn't matter what you call them, Herr Witch Hunter.

Hair dlc for Mannfred when?

Shit's not relevant to TW and for all your morals, this one girl is more powerful than your God.

I did play it and I remember. Faintly.
I know I enjoyed it and it had pretty big battles. There was even a sequel iirc.

it's from a film btw

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sorry bud, necromancy doesn't work on hair

She can get men hard. Can God do that? :^)

They made American Conquest and I think Cossacks 2.
I'm gonna pirate that shit and try it again.

>he thinks asians are attractive

>being gay
Sinner. :^)

You're breaking my heart here.

how do you think erections work

There's no need for a Man to show His strength to a woman, He simply picks the most efficient and closest available tool for the job. Unlike a woman, a Man's time is valuable. I understand efficiency is a foreign concept for women.

So God spends his time managing dicks? God is gay?

>being into bestiality
double sinner

Blood is rushed to the penis, two "valves" close and keep the blood there. When the male is is not aroused anymore, the valves opens and let blood flow again.

there's nothing gay about penis-related magics user

So uh
Apparently while the shitposting was a thing last thread, it will continue into this on? Really? Can everyone fuck off already?

Just ignore the atheist shitposting.

Don't reply, it's really that simple.

shitposting is a /twg/ tradition. If you don't like it you need to fuck off.

okay but how do you think that works?

>christians still exist
As a European, this is beyond me.

>enjoying baptistposter
>enjoying slavposter
???

spot the warscape faggot, everyone.

America singlehandedly won all three world wars.

ofcourse it's beyond you.
you're a socialist that bought into humanism.

you're the reason europe is a shithole now

This.

>>>/anywhere/
>>>/but/
>>>/here/

>/gsg/ steamgruppe gets actually and unironically identified on facebook
>they migrate to /twg/
Oh fuck this

Veeky Forums catholics are a pretty interesting phenomenon

This is bait.
Hitler was a practicing Catholic.

The brain receives a visual/audio input and then interprets that as arousal, which leads to the aforementioned function of erection.

You're a yoropoor. Nobody cares about you.

0/10 you're baiting.

>christians still exist
As a cuck, this is beyond me.

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Willyposting when
Unironically prefer willyposting desu, it at least gets deleted

Hey boss check the HDI index

AAAAAHHHHHHHH EVEN THIS POST IS A SCHEIßPOST

>There's no need for a Man to be a man to a woman, He simply picks the most pussiest and unmanly method for the job. Unlike a pussy, a Man's balls are valuable. I understand manliness is a foreign concept for a pussy.

>catholic

Yes, and? catlicks aren't Christians.

>anything more efficient than your bare hands
You sound like a wimp. Tools & weapons were made to compensate for weakness & incapability. A sufficiently tough man doesn't need no sissy weapons.

you're just want them to come here otherwise you wouldn't make this post

He wasn't even a practicing catholic.
>went to church sometime as a kid
>hurr that makes him a christian 4 life
atheists are retarded

Hitler's philosophy was directly opposed to the Bible, he was diametrically opposed to Judeo-Christianity.

>doom comic

Arguably one of the worst and most awesome comics made.

what a nice fucking thread

I'm serious though
We're unironically worse than /gsg/ has been these past few threads, I'm in both.

This does have a legit point. Over half the critics of Aquinas' arguments know little about the arguments themselves & are the equivalent of claiming they've disproved math by dividing by zero.

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I wouldn't be surprised if hitler was a pr*se mary shouting, p*pe whoreshipper.

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I didn't think pepe was around in Hitler's time.

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>no Rome

Spotted the warscape cuck.

>worse than /gsg/
why oh why is this an achievement
why did it go so wrong with /gsg/

>nothing from pre-M2
Come on

Turkslayer.

>Hitler was a practicing Catholic

There is no MTW1 or Shogun 1 either.

And you didn't even bother mentioning them, you barbarian.