/smgen/ - SMITE General

>hirez are such jews for not giving more of their premium currency for free!

???

xth for TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

>wake up
>no jing wei to drive to school

Careful there pedo

>talking about the game
>complete and utter drivel
You need to get your priorities right user, and work on those anger issues.

t. console player

Imagine Terras thick meaty cock swinging side to side as she chases you down. You know there's no escape. You know once she catches you she's gonna teach you the meaning of rock hard. She eventually corners you, walling you off. Then, she slowly walks towards you, removing her skirt and stroking her tool to full mast. It's not long before you're on your knees, and her powerful hand is grabbing your head, moving your face closer and closer to her divine love stick. "Please, Terra! No, you're too big!" you cry, but its no use. Mother nature knows best, after all.

Shitpasta

Are you gay?

>wake up
>no nu wa coiled around me

>wake up
>no Scylla giving me a blowjob

post full pic ffs

This shit is pretty gay yo.

You people need a good dicking to set you straight.

>151531529

Why don't you come over and give me a good hard sweaty dicking you fucking faggot?

>kumbha max cdr

THE GAME IS FUCKING UNPLAYABLE ITS EVEN FUCKING WORSE THAN ATHENA TAUNTING YOU OUT OF YOUR LAST HITS FOR CHRIST SAKE THIS NIGGER POO IN THE LOO IS A WALKING CC CHAIN MACHINE YOU CANNOT FUCKING PLAY AND HE ONE SHOTS MAGES ON TOP OF THIS AIDS WHY FOR FUCK SAKE EVERY FUCKING LITTLE SPANISH NIGGER WHO DISCOVER THIS THINKS THEY'RE SPL MATERIAL FOR BREAKING THE GAME WITH THIS NIGGER

>wake up
>no bastet playing with her pussy in bed

Which one of the three?

strawpoll.me/10978181
strawpoll.me/10978181

Very important smite poll.

Bitch please. I'll go for hours and hours until you accept the error of your ways.

the one thats puffy, reddish and really cute

this

Tiny dicklet like you doesn't have the stamina.

And you think you're much better user? I bet you would be shooting just from feeling pressure on your butt!

Yeah, you're right, these are more quality posts.

Yumm

A hole is a hole, it's gay getting fucked in your hole.

Didn't we just get 75 gems? We got another 50? Shit nigga

>tfw no bellona to workout with

every single smite picture is on rule34 more or less

use that

We also have another 50 coming after the current quest too. That user is a retard who likes to complain.

>futa
ffs nvm queers

>post clearly said fitness futas
>hurr durrr it's futa

Holy shit and here I am missing all those free goodies, fuck my life

Where do you think you are?

Not on /lgbt/

>wake up
>no nox massaging my back with her tits

>terra will never rub her donkey dick on your face to get herself hard

I don't get why they used that version of freya for the cutsey icon promo, doesn't even look remotely alike

that shit is chibi right there

Alright well since everyone is shitposting anyway lets have a fun survey

What's your:

>Favorite god/waifu/husbando

>Most hated god

>Favorite skin

>Your fetish

That's literally the point of the cutest icons.

>balls
>futa

Wot?

>wake up
>no scylla jumping at me and yelling "im a monster!"

>Favorite god/waifu/husbando
Don't like cats but Bastet is alright

>Most hated god
Jing Wei

>Favorite skin
Nox regular

>Your fetish
none

does that look like eastern art to you?

Futa can have balls too, normie.

>Favorite god/waifu/husbando
Kali if I had to pick one

>Most hated god
Khepri

>Favorite skin
Dread Queen Serqet

>Your fetish
futa

That's what I mean tho, the icon and the art they used to promote the event aren't even close

See this is what the icon looks like

>tfw motd arena doesn't count towards the gem event

Mannnnnnnnn

>Favorite god/waifu/husbando
Hel/Nox(or Neith)/Pass
>Most hated god
Loki
>Favorite skin
Buccaneith
>Your fetish
None :)

dat one latam qt on the right, mmmm

>wake up
>no aphrodite weighting and measuring my rack

Because that's the old cutesy Freya icon, the one you can't get anymore because it was limited. They promoted the even using that at first, and when the event started all the advertisements changed to be the new Freya icon.

... what the fuck are you talking about, there isn't two cutsey freya icons

That's not true you moron. I got the one he posted from the free weekend.

L O N D O N
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D
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Is this bait? Even reddit aren't this stupid.

Ichival or Obow on AMC? Build is Trans/Warrior/Obow/Asi/DB/Malice.

>wake up
>no chang'e to cook dinner with

Help me pick a God, /smgen/! I'm all out of ideas of who I should bother buying at this point. Options are shown on the image.

>not having the god pack

>wake up
>no skadi to go hiking with

>fav
Geb

>waifu
Artemis

>hated
Nox with the silence bullshit

>fav skin
lobster khepri or high seas sobek

Not anymore there arent.

Obow never ever on any hunter. Unless you're playing Joust or Assault something stupid.

>wake up
>no artemis calling me a moron and ditching me

>wake up
>no medusa snake hair tickling my chest

>Favorite:
Xing Tian/Nemesis/Pass

>Most Hated:
Susano

>Favorite Skin:
Grim Eclipse, because Westernfag

>Your Fetish:
Romance/Romantic Love.

I caved in and bought the Geb1 skin today. I play with him in arena from time to time but is he any good in conquest? I usually just stick with Athena and Kumbha but Geb seems to have a nice passive playstlye while in lane.

Hel is quite fun.

Amaterasu with 2.5 attack speed is my favourite meme build.

>wake up
>no sol accidentally causing a fire in my apartment

>wake up
>no nemesis to go on a date with

You will get bullied for lacking wave-clear (maxing shockwave does help), but if you have something to make up for it, and a solo that can frontline, because you will just support and save people, it can work wonders. Geb is also really efficient if you are being pushed back as doesn't need to initiate in order to get things going unlike Athena, and doesn't become walking target if you fall behind.

Hel heals, and I have her VP, so that's always nice. Never tried Ammy, but I do love Warriors. I'll keep those in mind, cheers!

>Favorite god/waifu/husbando
Freya, easy. And Chaac.

>Most hated god
Nemesis.

>Favorite skin
Viking Chaac, but Pirate Kali is pretty good too, so is All For One Freya.

>Your fetish
Futa, ntr, sph, role reversal, sissification, slimegirls, Veeky Forums women, fannypacking, greenskins, exhibitionism, many more I don't care to list just now.

Okay so any bets on if they'll fuck up the code redemptions again?

>Favorite god/waifu
Chronos/Artemis
>Most hated god
Loki.
>Favorite skin
Love the new Sobek.
>Your fetish
Holding hands

>wake up
>no isis wings to use as a blanket

Great, nobody is going to talk about the actual matches and it's going to be all code spam in the general.

Fuck you hirez and fuck poorfags.

>tuning in for favor codes

no thanks

fix your shit boring conquest and maybe I'll watch the pro scene

Slut!

Awilix
Kumbha
Scarlet Coven
Fatties

>wake up
>no arachne weaving a web in my bedroom and playing predator/prey games with me

u kno it, bby ;)

>tfw no arachne to make a sweet ass hammock to cuddle in

brb gonna neck myself

>eh why don't I play ranked I haven't played it in awhile I wonder why I don't
>oh yeah now I remember

just remove premades from ranked

Favorite - Scylla
Waifu - Ammy
Hates - Athena
Skin - space wa
Fetish - small penis humiliation

If you like meme builds try Sol with Fatalis and 2.5 attack speed. It's something else.

You can't premade in ranked. You can only have two people.
Also, don't act like that's a problem only ranked has, you can actually premade in casuals. It's much better in ranked.

Were you the Hou Yi?

you can run 3 man groups in ranked