/mhg/ - Monster Hunter General

I want to BE the Kirin slut!

But pickle is practically the same, just with his head instead of his tail.

Repostan this question because I actually want to hear stories.

Isn't that painful? That's like a full spike right there, is she gonna be okay?

fucking rage pickle

It's practically just his bite that gets me. For the life of me I can't consistently dodge it enough to not have it whittle down my HP/pots. It's maddening.

Having only played 3U and 4U, I really wish they had given low rank monsters their high rank move sets and the high rank monsters their g rank move sets.

Sonic Smash MVs:

Lvl 1: 5 mv (x2) + 80 fixed damage (5+5+10 exhaust; 5+20+10 stun)
Lvl 2: 5 mv (x2) + 100 fixed damage (10+10+10 exhaust; 10+20+10 stun)
Lvl 3: 5 mv (x4) + 150 fixed damage (15+15+15+15+10 exhaust; 15+15+15+20+10 stun)

aka

Kirin sluts have to be ready for this sort of stuff.

I like almost everything about Zinogre, but his fucking shoulder bump is the worst thing in the world.

>shoulder bump for 1 HP damage
>LOL STUNNED BECAUSE LIGHTNING
>TAIL SLAM
>CLAW SLAM INTO CORNER
>CART CART CART

Daily reminder to kick anyone who uses a female character.

I am not sure how to read this.

So 70% of /mhg/. Got it.

How much damage are LBB+, for comparison?

I hate that Zinogre's cool build-up from chill to super saiyan is translated as a shit armor skill.

I wanna be a Zinogre hunter, but it is SHIT. SHIIIIIT!

If 70% of /mhg/ is a bunch of faggots who unironically use female characters, then sure.

Skill where you shock trap yourself to go super saiyan when?

But some of them are living, breathing grils.

I know of at least 5 transgender women and traps who post here and play female chars myself included

Is it ok if I'm a female player?

150 fixed

Yeah, I know.

Tiny plesi shoots water at her vag then jumps into her tits.

sup, vg. I had a question about monster hunter games. Actually, two- 1. Is it worth playing monster hunter 4 ultimate now that generations is out? 2. Is it worth buying any of them, e.g. is the multiplayer content or dlc worth it? Thanks.

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>Need 3 Rathalos tails
>Carve two plates in a row
I bet you think you're real fucking funny.

How do you ironically use a female character?

thatsthejoke.jpg

I have seen not a single tit posted in all my time here. You know the rules.

I really wish this guy would do more.

It's weeaboo. Right to left.

as long as you don't use voice 11.

So it's literally worse than spamming LBB+, which is already disruptive enough, and it doesn't even get anything like Bombardier. Thanks for the info.

Kill yourselves.

Cheers.

I can't tell if Kirin slut has a hard life or not though.

I kinda want more of this.

I actually have a pair from when 4U demos were a hot commodity.

I think it's actually supposed to go 4>6>7>5>8
Also
>Screencapping
Why.

This is the worst about many monsters with big combos, where they'll just do tiny hard to dodge attacks, the bash the shit outta you.
Also, just finished that Astalos hunt, this is more of a map problem that happened all the time in 4U, but I'm still mad.
>Be in A.Steppe Area 8/4
>Astalos flees to 5
>Have to go through th fuckhueg wall in 7
>He did it twice

okay

I think a trading system, be it in game or with other players, should be implemented
Maybe being able to trade rathalos 40 for a plate or something
I guess that's why veggie tickets exist, though

Scratch the other players part also, that would only breed more shitters

I don't. It would have gotten old real fast I feel.

Exactly. So there are no women.

>you will never cuck a rathalos

>play 4U for the first time in months
>do an expedtion
>get 3 shaggy maggys with tri head, waist, and chest from that

It's a sign. Back to Rebellion farming I guess.

After 40+ hours of Deviant memes I realize how fun Guild Quests were.

Randomized zones were pretty cool.

Anyone have any tips on leveling up my spirit gauge online?

Whenever I do an adept dodge the monster just ignores me and runs after the bow player fucking around in the corner, and I can't land the spirit slash. Should I just use guild style instead?

Enjoy your purple cave.

Why is steve cryin

Is it because he cant hit anything in 4u maps thanks to the awful slopes?

>no more weapon honing

WHY

What's the game in which Gunlance was at its peak? I want to play GL but it's so fucking weak.

>After 40+ hours of Deviant memes I realize how fun Guild Quests were.
>Randomized zones were pretty cool.

Yeah dude love the same area over and over again with a bunch of garbage or quicksand+ledges everywhere very fun

Oh wait no it was trash

P3rd

>Randomized zones were pretty cool.
Please don't tell me you believe this.

I can understand wanting GQ, not much, but a little. Randomized maps were horribly designed with disappearing farming points everywhere though.

Adept is a bunch of shit in multiplayer.

You could always use Sakura Slash, I guess.

It's a G-Rank thing. Just like limiter removal.

The purple cave is more enjoyable than fighting not one but two memeblade glavenus in volcanic hollow.

>スキル無し

気持ち悪いww!!(>。

>fight memeblade glav in meme hallow 8

pure and unfiltered cancer.

Anything is more enjoyable than the 4U volcano maps.

Don't delude yourself, 4ubabby.

Volcanic Hollow 8 is pure cancer but it's still better than purple cave.

Real girls are the nicest to play with, what are you talking about?

>still wants to see a manly hunter grunting after like 5 games
nah, fuck off m8

I like the 4U maps
and dunes

What are you talking about?

Ponytail or twintail lagiacrus helm, difficult decision indeed

>He doesn't enjoy Monster Grunter
pleb

This was meant for

Don't delude yourself, Genbabby.

The purple cave is pure cancer but it's still better than Volcanic Hollow 8.

>tfw you regret not rolling a girl

is save editing justified for this?

I want to BE the Kirin slut!

make that 6

>Shitting up the whole hunt for everybody because of your autistic female voice
You fuck off, retard.

Twintails, depending on the type of ponytail of course.

cringe

I'm a pretty easygoing guy, but voice 18 is an insta-kick from me.

>call me a Genbabby
>Volcanic Hollow is a MH4 map

Retard.

Rusty Kush should have been in, and not Alatreon.

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Here is your (you)

I hope they make flying Deviljho for MH5.

Yes.

DELETE THIS

I find that the people playing female characters are least likely to be dead weight.

Must be an autist thing.

no

>Monsters get all 4 styles too.
Can we get this? I feel like it'd be fun.

Nah, you just tolerate them more because they are female.

Is 4U even worth getting at this point? Like does anyone even play online?

Made a pretty nice friend in Gen recently, she is far better than any other person in my friend list

I find myself hunting more and more often with /v/. They just cart less than you guys.

>Adept Nargacuga
>Aerial Brachydios
>Striker Ceanataur

but Deviljho tries his hardest with Aerial style. he's just so heavy that his footstool crushes you

nah in my experience almost every player i get that carts and sucks in general was playing a male character. only my experience though

Well go back there then.