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Puppey-Theeban leaked chatlog that we're still meming about: imgur.com/a/pidIZ

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I NEED TO BREED AUROTH

DELUSIONAL LITTLE FAGGOT

I miss our guy

>JUST FUCK my draft up PPD

REPLY TO THIS POST WITH WHO WILL WIN SO YOU CAN QUOTE YOURSELF WHEN THAT TEAM WINS!

POST YFW THE FINALS IS SEA MONKEYS VS CHINA

WE

>EG doubters
Delusional little faggots
>EG believers
Future presidents of Estonia

So is DC NA or EU make up your minds you faggots.

Post ur setup lads

Any last words DC fangays?

EG

When is Fear gonna blow his brains out?

i miss tobi too but why post a picture of maut

EG

does mirana have 100% pick/ban this TI?

>did you ever have an indian friend in high school that pretended he was black?

no i went to a based private school out so i never had to interact with minorities

EG had no damage and no diffusal blade hero. Nightstalker is a stupid pick and everyone should stop using him.

Imagine if some brown dude just aloha snackbar'd in that elevator. Years and years of dota talent just gone in a second.

will
tobi
cast
the
grand
finals?

...

>I believe DC will win
I mean well done DC, but you can't challenge fate, enjoy your fourth place.

SOMEONE POST MISERY SPRINT IT'S HIS TIME FAMILIA

EU

The only thing that matters is the nationality of the players.

probably

Where is Fnatic located?

Does anyone else think that [Team in lowerbracket] are having a cinderella story with their tempo controllering drafts that let their hyper carries reach their win condition?

>predict first blood 0-3min
>they kill him at 3:00

W E W

stop bullying literally our guy who browses d2g at least once a day

I fucking hate kunkka support so much

Why do both Fear and Puppey look dead inside

Is it because RTZ just told Puppey he will leave for OG

and just told Fear he will not be his apprentice and will go to OG

>First blood
>0-3
>3:00
>incorrect

WHAT?

>NoDamage Lancer, the agi Puck of no Silence/Stun

For what reason?

God just end anime-bro

tobi/maut will cast it

Reminder

fuck that happened to me, the guy kept pretending to be black even though he was fucking indian

or the Chilean racemixed (white finnish father) that would be nonstop rapping and talking black just because he shared same skin tone as The Rock

Reminder that deciding if a team is NA or not is like wheelchair basketball
>Team comp can be 14 points max
>Player with a slight injury is worth 1 point
>Player with an injury that heavily affects his play is worth 4 points
So in dota
>A team comp can be 8 points max
>A white NA player with atleast 4 generations living in NA is worth 1 point
>A white nonCIS EU player is worth 2 points
>A CIS/huehue/chink/etc is worth 3 points
>a shitskin/jihad is worth 4 points

who /notaredditor/ here?

>PL and LC in an elimination match
what did fnatic mean by this

something wrong?

But user, Whites are the minorities now.

A pair of these set me up every day, pretty comfy.

>BOOOOOOOOOO
dotards?

>You've received a Treasure of the Crimson Witness for witnessing First Blood at The International 2016! You can find this treasure in your Dota 2 Armory.

>Thanks,
>Dota 2 Team

Did anyone else just get this email? I'm not even remotely close to Seattle. I thought only ticket holders got this?

I'm thinking Tober for lower bracket finals, OD for grand finals.

>misery slardar
POST IT

yeah

This is actually a thing??? I thought it was just him. He tried so hard to be gangster and he was just this tiny little Indian faggot.

the crowd is BOOING at the jew time

l MAO

...

>MVP out
>TNC gone
>EG in LB
>too much kaci and slacks
>hero interviews
>host with poor shoe choice
>LD will cast finals

Is this the worst TI?

It says correct on my end

>Slardar and Ursa have no mana.
>Can even build Vanguard for the hell of it

How will PL do any damage this game to them

His mana burn is useless and his illus don't even tickle

>everybody surrounding kuro
>puppey in the back alone
true pottery

I think they're mooing for our boy

DC is a NA organization, they practice on NA servers against NA teams and went through NA qualifiers

dont let yuroniggers try to co-opt an american team
next theyre gonna say EG is EU

>this humblebrag

rofl

>0-3
>3:00
>correct
BRAVO VALVE

rooting against chinese is a reddit thing to do lmbo @ u my dude

dumb frogposter

Can you stop posting this every single day

>based moosery BTFO'ing mushit and his pack of seamonkeys

>Misery Slardar.

>SS: guys i got him
>SS: guys?

SHUT IT DOWN

>fnatic shitting the best

I don't like this script

picked or banned in 137 matches out of 162

>EG is EU
yeah because of zai

>Fnatic throwing

gg ff

Dude I want to see your Dota 2 viewing setup.

>Double damage Surged Ursa chasing you

get hacked nigger

Wings are literally our guys though
Right mix of absolute madmen and contemporary chink dota

>Saying this
>In the meanwhile, NAtards completely stole TNC from SEA.

...

1st for W33

Reminder that DC is american

Reminder that DC's owner is american

Reminder that, by your own neet logic, wageslaves are the property of their owners

Reminder that, by your own neet logic, your epic heros on DC are wageslave plebs for their american Übermensch owner

Reminder that, by your own neet logic, DC and your epic heros are american

Reminder, by your own neet logic, to support team USA

Reminder that you should not attempt to be a hypocrite or you might experience ~cognitive dissonance~

Wish they make SS run faster

Then he could be a viable support

D C W N L
C
W
N
L

besides the obvious "git gud" what hero/role is reliable to get out of 2k?

thanks. I'm curious about the stats after this is done, seen an awful lot of illusion cheese and mirana.

Someone needs to tell Winter he's not living in a hologram

T H I C C

>Legion Commander
>him

BLITZ?

do you guys think secret could of made it to top 3 if they didn't get shitters like rtz and bulba?

hey reddit!

Not on my end.

>1 sea 1 eu 1 na 1 chink team @ top4

best ti ever?

>Shadow shaman has 50 networth

Uh, guys?
You think he's gonna get his boots in 10 minutes?

real talk, you will get nimbler and faster fingers if you do small stretches like that with your fingers all day

Stop talking to yourself.

PITLORD LOOKS LIKE SHIT

does this mean w33 has the clap?

Literally any

Zai isn't a cuck faggot like Loda and other Swedecucks, though.

>DC wins TI6
>its interview time
>w33 just start screaming to mic how shitty Puppey is and that he should kill himself for 10mins

>Surged, Ion Shelled and Double Damage Ursa going towards you

EE was Secrets worst player at TI6, so no.

Wind Lace was the buff he needed user