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Puppey-Theeban leaked chatlog that we're still meming about: imgur.com/a/pidIZ

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I want to FUCK Sheever.

i want to impregnate jimmy

CHOTO MATTE

FIRST FOR AWOO

jakiro

>le NA vs EU is recent meme

it predates Veeky Forums and admins sticky shitposting threads for it like when The United States Of America Claimed Mars.

Stupid redditors

First for fuck off /pol/

Say my name

I NEED TO BREED AUROTH

Cringe

>It's a Kaci segment

Can someone just go full Sam Hyde in there already?

Make america gay again?

kys

SOMEBODY SEND HELP I'M HAVING A STROKE RIGHT NOW

Sheever has the aura of someone who is getting fucked on the regular.

god this is so cringy

nth for hottest hostess

Why are you retard sstill giving that DC = NA shitposter (you)s?

why am i laughing at this?

alright, no memes

What is he thinking?

Secret.DLF

Would you?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

heres all the cool kids again cringing at fun

When you know you're gonna win TI

guys?

DELUSIONAL

how can people be THAT social? is it even healthy?

This is really really bad

I AM THE FUTURE PRESIDENT OF ESTONIA AND PEOPLE DON'T ASK ME
I ASK PEOPLE

ixmike would

i have the stream muted
what are they doing

>jerked off to her before EG Wings so i could focus
>gonna need to jerk off again before rest of this series

how is Sheever so sex?

>That guy dropping the hammer for OD

He got me

>this is your typical venge cucky support player

NEED

TO

BREED

Autism.

[im made really really bad decision]

>THIS IS BULLSHIT

this stream is very uncomfortable

all these extroverts are triggering me

Because he ACTUALLY TIPPED his fucking BARRET.

Cringeeeee

SHE THROWS THE WAVE /D2G/

SOMEONE PLS STOP IT!

she is, by that guy who was with her on the all star match

Damn he has gotten far

Someone upload killallhumans.exe to kotlguy

C-CHOTTO

Say it

Fuck I was expecting the game to switch places with some other fag

this charade thing must smell like sweat

Moo's mother is a fucking narcissist holy shit get out of my monitor REEEEE

>SS
0/10/4
>LC
0/6/6

am I watching TI6 or some low tier $50 gift certificate to Walmart tournament?

WHERE IS POD-CHAN

>that guys backpack didn't have a bomb

i swear to god i'm going to fucking kill myself if this dosen't stop

Your autism is fueling their autism, stop shitposting.

>techies
LUL

christ.

GOD SHEEVER IS SO FUCKING BREEDABLE

I NEED

TO PLANT

MY SEED

I NEED

TO GIVE HER

THE ONE EYED EEL

found the cool kids

>all these awkward betas main support

Pottery. One is even wearing that front brim fedora.

I'm conflicted, is she just insanely short or underage

I just gained and lost at least 50 chromosomes watching that

Having anime pictures in your folder doesn't make you someone from /a/. My folder has plenty of fit girls coz they make my dick hard, that doesn't make me Veeky Forums.

No it's not and you should stop treating it as such.

Nth for assblasted redditors, shibbolethed by their dislike for core Veeky Forums culture (which they call "/pol/", or "/int/", which are merely manifestations of the core beliefs of this website, something a nu-male redditor will never ever from)

>C-CHOTTO

that's not how stuttering works you FUCKING FAGGOT

THESE ARE NOT NORMAL SOCIAL INTERACTIONS

Jesus that was horrible
Fire Kacey please

>white people trying to dance

>tfw your son plays video games for a living

>Rem faggot in the crowd.

Hey guys, are Moo's parents at the venue? I need to know this is urgent

fuck you guys this is great FEEL the second hand embarrassment I hope it burns

Extroverts need to be rounded up and imprisoned.

Kaci just does not have a fuck to give does she?
Woman is WHACK

>This Kaci segment

>"Say it with me kids, this TI is _____"

Why isn't Wind Ranger picked this TI when there are so many Drow picks?

>day will end at 3 am
what the fuck do they have planned for the next 3 hours

>being this megalomaniac

literally american psycho tier

do they not realize theyre gonna have do whatever hero they say? dont fucking say something stupid like OD

LITTLE

Previous Thread: Shit OPs who dont post this, get it together

LEAVE THEM ALONE FLUFF

What the hell is wrong with that Kacey chick? is she on drugs?

explain this dotards

this

myself and reddit enjoy it

H E L L O
E
L
L
O

kill slacks with a fucking hammer?
maybe

based

Wheres the arcana you fat fuck

>Legal Loli on the right
wew lads

You could feel the tension in the air when the techies guy dropped his bag.

Been gone for a while, why is Puppey so assmad about Kuro?

PRESIDENT

deformed toes

Same reason why Lion isn't picked when there are so many illusion heroes: i dunno lol

Kaci have stopped giving a single fuck and I love it. Best International ever, both in between and during the matches.