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Puppey-Theeban leaked chatlog that we're still meming about: imgur.com/a/pidIZ

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Old:

first for EG

JUST

new beastmaster aghs
>your summons now get your orbs like illusions would
y/n ?

Reddit, too.

They were so fucking upset that w33 """"cheated"""" because he was so fucking bored in a literal who match that he had to use a booster to see how based his signature hero could get.

People >actually thought that he was a fraud because he """""cheated""""""

Reddit literally

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So is licking your mom's pussy every night at TI the new meta?

>GUYS LET'S GROUP UP AND GANK THE SHADOW DEMON
>wtf that's risky look where he is
>DON'T WORRY I GOT THIS
>waste chronosphere
>get wiped
>lose mid rax

How the fuck did they come this far?

>LOSING TO THE WORST CARRY IN DOTA.
BRUH.

First for chicks with dicks

APOLOGIZE

Nth for Clan_IraQ

DELUSIONAL BIG FAGGOT

SOPPING

nth for honeypot

How do I get a crossdressing uke /d2g/ bf?

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So, Moon kicked, Fly to offlane, Notail to support, w33 poached for mid
?

will OG be the new scumvi
Or will Kemal buy the entire DC squad

why is he so brown?
i thought euros were white, lmao

SUCH
NICE
WEATHER

>that dogshit chrono

obligatory podchan

clan_iraqwasright.jpg

nice chrono

The comeback gold is so fucking extreme.

Say my name

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>wisp and ET getting all the gold
this is NOT a good business plan

MEMEBACK
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>Fly to offlane
please no
all he can play is Tidehunter

whats he thinking?

>it only caught the invoker
t. cap

>all Fnatic cores die and according to the graph lost gold
>>>>successful teamfight

can holograms see shitposts

Apologize.

I put the game kills at 41-55 I'm starting to sweat d2g

Captain Trashcan

!!ATTENTION!!
MEMEBACK INCOMING
I REPEAT
MEMEBACK INCOMING

doesn't matter it went to supports that don't scale

__________ ______

>every series is a 2-0

DOTARDS

THESE GAMES ARE SHIT

President of Loserland, LAMO

MOM'S
PUSSY
NEW
META

MOMMY OISHII PUSSY NOM NOM NOM

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>implying fly and notail aren't washed up trash
>implying Kemal has enough money to buy the jew off

Stupid goy

"when will people talk to me?

post >yfw EG wins the dota owl

When did DC transition from meme to TI contenders?

>wasn't awake for Wings BTFOing EG.

What were the McDonalds burning posts like?

ET is the businessman of dota carrying his briefcase around everywhere

APOLOGIZE

Only DC shitposts.

Clement Ivanov

reminder this still isn't funny

MR PRESIDENT

dota owl?

MISERY IS GETTING QUITE BIG
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What's he thinking?

>w33
>miracle
>sumail

Is the key to being a tier 1 mid the grace of allah?

honestly what do you think the odds are that saksa creampied Sajedene while SUNSfan watched?

I'm thinking like 50%, conservatively

literally no one knows

>LITERALLY STEALTH GAMEPLAY

>the only team that can beat Wings is OG
>OG is already eliminated
what does it mean?

My name is Maximus Meridius Miseryius

and I shall have my vengeance, in this life or the next

EU ARE DOING IT.
EU ARE DOING IT.
EU ARE DOING IT.

"Maybe if I give the Estonian nationality to w33 and Misery they'll forgive me...".

literally 昨日

>EG get 2 kills early
>usa usa usa xd
>22 minutes rax against dusa without drow
>waah they did it on purpose anyway, honeypot UB

From 0-JUST whats Puppey's regret for kicking w33 and Misery
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>fucking up the smoke fence

w33sama

Is that like a superb owl?

MISERY ARMLETING THROUGH BURNING SPEARS HOLLY SHIT

Honestly Glimmers and Forces on supports are items for the cores with as much game value as any other items a core would be buying for itself.

Yuropoor's still post here after having noteams in the top 6?

>W33 will have aegis until after buyback cd wears off
lel

Seattle weather is so nice this time of year
I wonder what's it like in Estonia though :)

Mr. President

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Puppey-senpai

>people worried about Wings
>not knowing that PPD downloaded their strats from their first set, and will demolish them in Grand Finals just like he did with CDEC

What is this "handsome white male with below average female Asian" meme?

Do these handsome white men not realize that they could have literal 9s and 10s from Asia? Why do they settle for average girls?

glimmer does shit against DC because of all the physical burst and true sight from necro
force does jackshit against kunkka CK and invoker

explain
t. 2k shitter

DC is an American team retard
nice try EU cuck, youre the biggest shits at dota, even worse than we!the brits!

Reminder that W33 is going to blow his load all over this face after he wins this game

I NEED TO PEE
FUCK

you mean how many times per night right?

JUST GG OUT

lol.

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THE HUSKAR BACK.

I don't think they have strats senpai

this wisp is actually dogshit

What is Puppan thinking right now?

my boy Zai is european and he will win TI6

This wisp

LMAO THIS FUCKING WISP

DJ trying his very hardest to lose this game

pretty bad desu

ENDURANCE RUN

>responding to them

the worst timeline for them is when no one responds to their weak bait

they have literally nothing left now

gotta learn how to counter the pudge techies strat

BETWEEN THE PLANES