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- Team Marie has won the 16th and final Splatfest!
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you're all right op
although i think we can remove the news about the last splatfest now

should we start including tournaments as news?

>Making a new thread with no changes at all
For what purpose?

Yeah, probably
Maybe then people can calm down about the results and stop throwing around death

kys back to squidboards

I dunno, not many people are interested in competitive Splatoon, understandably. It probably wouldn't matter much.

>tfw trying to serve granddaughters cordial but can't stop having vietnam flashbacks

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What tournaments?

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Is there anything to suggest Judd and the Sisters have any relations at all? They gossip about him but they don't seem to even be aquainted.

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They have secret parties with him.

That's all for now

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good, get this gook shit outta here

I have a feeling the little Squid Sisters would be seen as freaks rather than cute. After all, the expected juvenile Inkling is a messy inky blob, so perfecting their humanoid forms so soon would be unheard of.

>gook shit
what do you think you're playing

user, no one thinks of prodigies as "freaks". What the hell?

It would be the equivalent of a two week old baby walking around on hind legs.

I see it more like a kid growing a mustache

That's a bit of an exaggeration. They're probably only a few years ahead, which isn't a freaky difference at say, 11 or 12. They'd probably just be seen as talented.

the number of people interested in competitive splatoon in the west dwarfs the number of people who post in this thread

lmao

you wouldnt get past round 1

And yet, the people interested in competitive Splatoon in the West but don't post here don't give a shit whether or not we have tournaments in the news.

What competitive events are there, do tell. I've asked about this shit before, nobody seems to know.

>the number of people interested in competitive splatoon in the west dwarfs the number of people who post in this thread
Prove it.

>you wouldnt get past round 1
>implying that RAGTAG /INK/ TEAM wouldn't shit all over professional 12 hour/day 7 day/week muscledude chadbro millenial S+infinity players

>implying competitive play matters or is even possible in a game that has been hacked to death

who cares about playing games and competitive just post more waifus

sounds like a plan

typical /ink/

Can't just post one, gotta post both

Just for (You)

>Pulling down opponents pants
>Eating curry in one of the apartments in Flounder Heights
>Calling for timeouts mid-match
>Taking a snooze mid-match
>Bomb Rush tossing a jar

Are there really no rules to a turf war besides win?

Does anyone have that one octoling image that had a poster of anti-inkling propaganda?

Individually they're good, but together they're god tier

No Octarians allowed
No doing homo stuff
No weapons as clothing

What did you expect? Something good? Something relevant to the game or its story or its characters? Ha! Fat chance.

>Marie's ears pointing up
>Callie's ears pointing down
;_;

This image made me like Marie

this one? remember octarians only want you to stop harassing and killing innocent octarians, no squid has died when octarians collected zapfish
why do squids need to be so violent and cruel?

That's the one. thx bby

I really should get to naming these pictures

No Octarians allowed could only be a rule if one could make it to the lobby alive.

Did a new chapter come out? Last one I read Blue pissed off some bucket user and some new team popped up.

good thing squids are extra vigilant and nothing gets past them, not even 31 zapfish or the great zapfish would go missing

>squid-stands-on-a.png

Yep, at the end of June and here's the translation: imgur.com/a/zGici

And there seems to be another one that came out yesterday according to the artist's twitter: twitter.com/hinodeya3

Whose side are you on

does it matter, you know the rules no octoniggers allowed
hose em

the side of friendship, we don't have to be enemies, but we don't have to stop competing with each other either, i guess you can say im in the middle

I want to sentence this octo to death and loop the execution footage 24/7 in the traitor's prison cell

Thank you my squigga

I want to burn an Octoling at the stake

do not bully people

You have to put in real, hard effort to make a comic THIS bad.

octoshit are not people

Octarians aren't people
They are wildlife
No
They're more like plants
No
They're essentially dirt

we can all agree that as annoying as octofags might be, mariefags are by far the ultimate cancer, right

eat shit octofag

Would you mind elaborating on why you hate the manga so much, user? I mean, it's not perfect by any means, but I don't see how it's the worst take on splatoon ever.

why can't we stop bullying people?
why can't we just get along?
why can't we see that splatoon needs everyone to be great, and everyone is equal.

At least Mariefags like an actual CHARACTER. Octolings have absolutely nothing going for them.

Post yfw you splat someone as soon as they pull out their special.

Pic related
>mfw I splat a inkzooka while at point-blank range and survive

If we could call timeouts with disconnects, that'd be nice.

A Splatoon manga practically writes itself. They should've focused on the single player story arc, not the bumbling misadventures of a literal retard and his terrible attempts at insulting slapstick. You can say it's not bad, but there is absolutely nothing good about it either. Which is only an additional slap in the face when this game practically gift-wrapped a plot for this thing to follow.

>splat someone as they die sending an inkstrike to your location

>Splat an 83'
>Hear a Kraken sound effect at the same time
I felt so Japanese

>Mahi Mahi Resort.
>Squit I'm trying to splat uses their Kraken.
>I run and jump to the side where the grate is.
>Kraken follows me and falls through grate into the water.
>mfw

Dunno how many times I've done this
Or how many times it's happened to me

I laugh so hard every time this happens I almost can't play anymore
Are you actually threatened by Octarians so much you hate them to such degree? Elite Octolings are the some of the least threatening things in that whole 'army', so understandably they rest of them range from simple mind controlled lackeys to basically nonthreatening.
When this shit happened to me in a rank match, I thought I wasn't going to lose much points. I lost a whole 12 points.

Nobody has octophobia, we just hate them.

HI LUNAR

Ohhh... So close.

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it's so easy to make callie look adorable

wow what is up with her cheek

GGS LUNAR
missed u ;_;

>Are you actually threatened by Octarians

Hey /ink/ I need d a second opinion on this one

I'm stuck in mid to high S rank and can't seem to move past S 84.

I mostly play Rainmaker and currently use the N-Zap '85 but I'm thinking of going back to the Tentatek. I like the damage on the tentatek but I'm not the best shot with the Inkzooka. Ecolocator is my favorite special and the high fire rate of the N-Zap is great, but the damage isn't as high

Any recommendations on what I should use to get me to S+? I'm open to other weapons if these two aren't the best choices

Those are both extremely good, I wouldn't know what to suggest.
How is it possible to miss with the Inkzooka though?

.96 crutch deco

Try out some beakons in squads to help your teammates reach strategic points faster and (relatively) safely!

mediafire.com/view/cqgkbrbvu2gbqqw/ink_BEAKON_guide_final.png

Couldn't you just get a picture of the overhead map with the beakons already planted? It would be easier as a quick guide. This image is huge.

An overhead view would do little to show where exactly the beakons are placed. If it's tucked away in a corner you won't be able to tell just where it is.

H3 Nozzlenose. Sucker, turfing and POWER equal to or more than Tentatek's, but with ecchilocator.

I understand you put a lot of effort into this mate, but nobody gives a shit about Beakons.

It would be as a quick guide.

goodnight callie
i love you