League of Legends General /lolg/

EIGHTEEN DAYS FOR MF'S PIC

I wonder if /dotag/ hates Valve as much as /tf2g/ does.

Never go to the tf2g

there is more shit there than shit city

League of Legends

moreso, actually

hell, they hate valve more than we hate riot

BACK THE FUCK OFF

>we hate Riot
>implying this board doesn't rim Riot's asshole on a daily basis

thats not /ksg/ though

how are they even still alive

im on a 5 game losing streak sitting at a pretty -3 lp because I blue screen'd one time during champ select

the tilt

make it stop

It's gotten better since we made a tf2 thread in /trash/.

People just need to fucking use the Discord that like 20 people sent in applications for an invite and THREE people have used so we can get some games going goddamn.

wtf is eve?

She has some really painful clears but after echoes and proto belt I just melt the fucking camps.

>you will never main you're waifu so hard you'll become a dirty cockslut like her

>teemo in my mememode game with Veeky Forums tag

Which one of you degenerate fucks is this?

>when you're bunga but the enemy team is so much more bunga than you that your team thinks you're unga

LEAGUE OF FUCKING LEGENDS MY MAN

>ez pz opportunity to win at 35 minutes if we rotated to top lane and got the turret and inhib
>team just backs off after securing mid inhib again
>they continuously try to fight in the enemy jungle
>enemy has a fucking Syndra and Rengar
>keep getting BTFO
>They finally listen and go for Elder and Baron
>We win

ffs why is it so hard to get retards to do what I want them to do?

They added an extra 20 fucking minutes to that stupid match.

>Third time Acension is a game mode recently
>No mention of urf
>only one time one for all
Does riot really not understand that everyone and their mother loves urf or are they scared that keeping it around would distract from the pro gaming scene because everyone is too busy having fun?

>dirty cockslut

how am i meant to play graves jg? is he still viable top lane? how are his matchups in the jg and top?

URF is fucking stupid.

All these fucking meme modes are stupid.

kys

only little kids like urf though

>be jungler
>team is very unga
>blame it all on you

>disgusting cockwhore

>urf is supposed to be silly, fun game mode
>everyone picks and bans the exact same shit every game

Urf gets so old after 2-3 games.

you could say the same about league in general to be honest
play for fun

Yeah but in urf it's definitely worse, because urf has more champions that are pick/ban tier.

vg vs vg na

That's because League is an inherently spammy game and mana costs aren't actually a restriction (the last mana intensive kit died with Poppy's rework) on anyone. Making everything in the game literally free therefore doesn't have much of an impact.

Which League grills are virgins?

>Ascension
>Only gamemode where everybody gets gold and exp at the exact same level
>Gamemode about fighting and teamfights
>Literally the PERFECT practice gamemode
>Being bad

You better not be calling it one of the "meme modes".

only Lulu, Kayle, and Vayne

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Orianna

None. Some are even huge sluts, like muh waifu.

?

>whore makeup
>spent thousands of years in the mindbreak dimension
>virgin

I dunno about that one user

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums na +5

vidya

Annie is a cocksleeve for rich old men

>007 Xin finally goes on sale

Months of repeatedly checking on the shop finally pay off.

can I play in Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums even if I'm unranked?

I'm shen against teemo. What do?

>manage to convince a rager to not leave
>we're winning
>then the support dcs
>vs a kennen

you can play in vg's once your account is level 5 and can play in custom games

yeah sometimes even sub 30s play but if its a heavy lobby they get kicked for the sake of the game

unranked is whatever who cares

vg vs vg +5!!! na pw is vidya check the box!

Yes. Just keep in mind Master Style is an autism lord so mute him before he starts raging.

>Dusted it because I play Shyvana
>Instant regret

I fucked up big time

Let him shove and get a CS lead, you pretty much auto-lost lane. Just focus on farming whatever he can't zone you off of, DO NOT DIE A SINGLE TIME THIS IS IMPORTANT, and do your Shen-thing at 6. You don't win this lane unless it's a REALLY shit Teemo, even with Jungle help.

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums +4

na pw is vidya

So Kled. Y/N?
In my opinion he is a lot of fun, but really needs a team comp around him to be effective. Can't build him tank or he won't do shit

I just build him like a juggernaut. Tanky but with some damage.

>I'll never be qt enough to be soraka

I should just end it.

anyone on LAN wanna duo some games, im high gold II supp/adc main, plat last season. pst varnavarna.

he seems ok

post smochi pics

>lan
>stormcuck

ayy lmao get fucked spic

>Akali will never Shadow Dash into my arms

Official Legal Legends girls slut ratings

>Ahri
Pure soul who only wants to befriend innocent Ionian humans do not believe the lies

>Akali
Has had sex, but isn't a turbo-slut

>Anivia
Pure as snow

>Annie
Pure now. Less pure in 20 years.

>Ashe
Total slut but is loyal to her husband

>Caitlyn
Turbo lesbian

>Cassiopeia
Occasionally fucks random champions from other lands who are found wondering the desert.

>Diana
Secretly wants to hatefuck Leona, but is too busy with moon duties to have sex. Isn't a virgin however.

>Elise
Bondage queen

>Evelynn
Turboslut

>Ezreal
Turboslut for thick megacocks

>Fiora
Stuck-up prude

>Illaoi
Enjoys rough hard sex bordering on snuff territory, but few men can deliver what she wants. Mostly uses tentacles.

>Irelia
Utter tease but puts out

>Janna
Literal prostitute.

>Jinx
Enjoys female-on-male rape and female-on-female rape.

>Kalista
Doesn't have a vagina or sex drive.

>Katarina
Enjoys being dominant but Garen has kindled a submissive side of her she tries to ignore

>Kayle
Pure

>Lamb
Only with wolves.

>LeBlanc
Is a turbowhore but nobody is willing to fuck her

>Leona
Only outside during the day.

>Lissandra
Libdo is as ice-cold as she is.

>Lulu
Too dumb to know what sex is

>Lux
Super-submissive turboslut but will tell you she's pure, especially if you're Garen

>Miss Fortune
Down to fuck most people, but will make shitty "fortune" puns the entire time.

>Morgana
Turboslut to spite her sister

>Nami
Pure, doesn't understand the act of sex, but is down to release eggs to be fertilized with the right mate.

>Nidalee
Fucking wild man

>Orinanna
DO NOT FIST THE ANDROID

>Poppy
Doesn't understand what a "sex" is, too busy looking for a hero to care.

>Quinn
Total freak

>Rek'Sai
Turboslut, but not interested in humans

Is there any other champ that plays like Vel Koz?? comboing spells to shit out damage, kitting, lots of fun. Assassins are not welcomed

>Illaoi

I like a challenge.

>pick vi
>build triforce into full tank
>can assassinate any squishy while having 5k hp

how is this allowed?

Go fuck yourself you ugly fat nigger im not a spic I just get good ping on LAN

Continued

>Riven
Will fuck for food

>Sejuani
Always down to fuck... if you're a boar.

>Shyvana
Pure, but may have had to stop herself from jumping on Prince Jarvan a few times while in heat.

>Sivir
Normal libido

>Sona
Pure

>Soraka
Pure goat lady

>Syndra
Size queen. For balls that is.

>Taliyah
Normal sex drive but will make bad puns about "rocking" your world while fucking, so actually doesn't have much sex.

>Tristana
Turboslut. But only for fat juicy human cocks

>Vayne
Will run away in an autistic fit shouting "DON'T TOUCH ME, I AM THE NIGHT!" if proposed for sex

>Vi
Massive lesbian. Into fisting.

>Zyra
Doesn't want sex, but is down for some fertilizer.

Whatever you say dirty smelly spic.

bot brush is the best place to outplay retards. velkoz a best

>wanting URF back
>being underage

can I spectate?
I'm from EU and does not have an Account but would love to see some top quality NA memeing

>Vayne
>Will run away in an autistic fit shouting "DON'T TOUCH ME, I AM THE NIGHT!" if proposed for sex
I need more examples of Vayne autism. It's way too fun.

>that karma
how do you fuck up that bad?

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thank you. Our jungler actually ganked for me three different times and killed teemo even with his junglers help and won the game.

HEY LOLG YOU BUNCH OF FAGGOTS

TIME FOR THE "ADCS D-DONT NEED BUFFS THEY'RE FINE AS THEY ARE" CHALLENGE

HERES WHAT YOU DO

STEP 1: QUEUE TOP LANE AND ONLY TOP LANE, IF YOU GET YOUR SECONDCHOICE DODGE

STEP 2: PICK AN ADC CHAMPION

STEP 3: POST ABOUT HOW "HEALTHY" AUTO ATTACK BASED CHAMPIONS ARE WHEN THE ENEMY LANER COMES BACK WITH TABIS AND PHANTOM DANCER AND YOU DEAL 30% OF YOUR AD TO THEM

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>POST ABOUT HOW "HEALTHY" AUTO ATTACK BASED CHAMPIONS ARE WHEN THE ENEMY LANER COMES BACK WITH TABIS AND PHANTOM DANCER AND YOU DEAL 30% OF YOUR AD TO THEM
>WHEN THE ENEMY LANER COMES BACK WITH TABIS AND PHANTOM DANCER AND YOU DEAL 30% OF YOUR AD
>THE ENEMY LANER COMES BACK WITH TABIS AND PHANTOM DANCER
>TABIS AND PHANTOM DANCER

Explain

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nice try

>he doesn't build tabi and phantom dancer on every champion he plays

???

I'll try it on Shen

>Quinn
>Total freak

What did he mean by this ? My waifu is pure

She is down for all but the most insane fetishes.

>25 minute game
>do more damage as Leona than top Panth and Zed
How? Just how? Even if all they did was constantly 1v1 the enemy laner and die, they should still outdamage me by leaps and bounds.

>She's the kind of waifu that would be into cucking you.

Literally perfect.

Yare yare daze.

Shit, she'd bone a fucking prince in front of you for your fourth date!

ranked bets

Even impregnation?

all on bot

>not building sleeper OP bruiser Leona
>Triforce into Titty Hydra into fulltank

bloodlust as key mastery, red smite, phantom dancer, death's dance and you will be fine

Xerath

Baby's second jungler and they wanted a tough "tumblr appealing" female jungler

>Post this ONE TIME and people are already using it

You fags are quick.

Where's the male slut tier list?

You have no idea