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Retired Thread: >Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
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socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
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>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
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>Thread archive
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.35
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/222662548
>Latest content added
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52647/gta-online-stunt-race-creator-and-entourage-mode-now-available

Thanks rockstar

>it's a "cowposter fails to post fast enough" episode

>it's a butthurt nullphaggot and crimeshitter thread
kys

Lads I think I fucked up. I transferred my secondary character and went on a shopping spree because I thought I would be able to transfer my main. Is my money a goner?

Reminder weapons sometimes spawn in online.

maybe next time my man

I thought everybody knew this by now.

I'm not the cowposter I just think using threads in general to try and epicly troll is pathetic

well too bad your opinion is irrelevant then

And yet you probably said nothing about the last thread.

Just like your life
Because crimeshitter and nullphaggot deserve it

You'd be surprised.

Honestly I hope the biker update is those and not some Mansex choppers so those tryhard RP cancer crews get shittershattered.

Thanks for confirming you're a hypocritical faggot.

>no u
yikes, should probably stick to complaining about players.

>oh boy two people I've never met deserve to filter my shitposts.

lmao

Friendly reminder that crime is a cheater
Friendly reminder that annie is on a power trip

you're

Epic fail loser.

It would definitely be cooler than yet-another-basic-harley-davidson #4-10 being released

It's your're you fucking dipshit

:( fug how delete??

It'ies yoaur fucking retarded faggot blow your brains off in front of your parents so they can close this sad 30-year chapter in theire lifes.

...

nice to see the white knight beta defense force is still here to defend a cheater and an attentionwhoring retard

>W-why aren't people defending my shitposting?

Dang

>anyone who in any way disrespects a '''''''female'''''''' gamer is shitposting
well beta'd cuckboy

Why haven't the patched that shit yet

they did, then the "stunting community" threw a bitchfit and they put it back in

How can I get more fps while driving? It drops to 30
Computer: GIGABYTE
CPU: AMD A10-6800K (Piledriver/Trinity, RL-A1 (Richland))
4100 MHz (41.00x100.0) @ 4292 MHz (43.00x99.8)
Motherboard: GIGABYTE F2A88XM-D3H
Chipset: AMD A88X (Bolton-D4)
Memory: 16384 MBytes @ 665 MHz, 9-9-10-24
- 8192 MB PC12800 DDR3 SDRAM - G Skill F3-12800CL10-8GBXL
- 8192 MB PC12800 DDR3 SDRAM - G Skill F3-12800CL10-8GBXL
Graphics: MSI R9 380 (MS-V201)
ATI/AMD Radeon R9 380, 4096 MB GDDR5 SDRAM
Drive: WDC WD1003FZEX-00MK2A0, 976.8 GB, Serial ATA 6Gb/s @ 6Gb/s
Drive: ST1000LM024 HN-M101MBB, 976.8 GB, Serial ATA 3Gb/s @ 3Gb/s USB
Drive: ST1000LM024 HN-M101MBB, 976.8 GB, Serial ATA 6Gb/s @ 6Gb/s USB
Drive: ST9640423AS, 625.1 GB, Serial ATA 3Gb/s USB
Drive: HL-DT-ST DVDRAM GH24NSB0, DVD+R DL
Sound: AMD Hudson-2/3/4 - High Definition Audio Controller
Sound: ATI/AMD Tonga/Amethyst - High Definition Audio Controller
Network: RealTek Semiconductor RTL8168/8111 PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet NIC
OS: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate (x64) Build 7601

>CPU: AMD

it's p good and only cost me 70 bucks. with it and my gpu i can get 40 fps in the witcher 3

Disable custom radio entirely.

On High*

Lol please. I don't use that shit. I like the commercials

Fuck you can't make a decent looking female in the character creator for shit. All the options either make you look like you have down syndrome or Abo.

Dunno man I saw some people from gtag with cute avatars

Then you have low standards.

name them

(You)

callmeqt3.14

Aww, did I hurt your widdle feelings.

dumb trannyposter

would succ

SEND HELP

HANNAH AND NIKO

she looks like she just smelt a wicked shart

Hey he-

Hottest tranny in /gtag/ right now

*throws up*

you have your mother's face

Still the hottest tranny in /gtag/

>Cowposter doesn't post
>Everyone else goes on about null and crime

pure pottery

where were you when cowposter was revealed to be the anti-shitposter?

Buffalo Bell is the hero gtag needs, but not the hero it deserves

...

>mfw a certain someone is crying whenever these posts appear

>Someone being hurt and upset is funny
Bet you were a trench coat with a fedora and think women are all whores for not sleeping with you

She isn't gonna send you pictures, dude

...

She's not hurt because she doesnt get attention on the internet.

Seriously please fuck off

where the fuck can i find the Tyrus' texture files on OpenIV

i can't take it anymore i'm modding the shitty pisswasser logo out i don't care anymore i'll just let it stay on for a while before rockstar decides to stomp my ass for it

>buffalo posted
no crimeshitter and nullphaggot drama

>buffalo not posted
crimeshitter and nullphaggot drama

>Conclusion
null and crime fear the buffalo

lol I filtered it, and I'm still posting.

tfw I actually think buffalo is cute.

BuBell is the hero gtag needs

Who wants to help me do some setup for Series A? I'm really, really suffering for cash, and I NEED this finale.

If you stick around for the finale, I'll make it 25/25/25/25.

My SC is ColonelOx, by the way.

Crew Emblem fucking when?

we need maximum buffalo to ward off all this shitposting

Whats the best super car right now?

even some gtags have decent looking fem chars.
saved this one from a couple threads ago

>We need maximum shitposting to ward off all this shitposting

What's the best apartment in the game lads

Can you be any more blatant?

100% accurate

Look at the OP

Maybe you should stop being a faggot and put the livery on it

you're paranoid f a m
i just like how their character looks

it's like how you use fire or explosives to fight fires

Eclipse tower custom interior.

Just wish it had real customizability instead of swapping out interiors wholesale because there are 2 or 3 that I'd combine different aspects of, ideally.

paranoid is feeling scared for defensive reasons, like thinking everyone is out to get you. You could say I'm being aggressive or vindictive, but paranoid does not work.

However, if we apply projection to your post...

>liveries
>wanting shitty fictional sex-puntastic logos all over your ride

maybe you should stop having such shitty taste

What makes it the best?

why the fuck would you buy a race car and not put corporate sponsors on it?

generic ayylmao with shit taste in cars
nothing special

>orange rims
>ORANGE RIMS
>O R A N G E FUCKING RIMS

Maybe you should stop instead. I'm glad you have to deal with mandatory branding on your sunstrip, they'll definitely never remove it either

It's not, he's just justifying his purchase of the most expensive apartment

can love bloom on /gtag/?

No, only hate, discord, and cancer grow here

>having shit enough taste to like a saleen s7 because it slightly resembles everyone's favorite super that's not an NSX
You reap what you sow

No. You should try reddit.

I met my boyfriend on another Veeky Forums general so it's probably possible
The majority of people here are pretty insufferable, there are some pretty nice crew members though.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY YACHT REEEE

Name them.

>buffaloes posted
>null and crime defense force fuck off

how does meme magic work?

>there are some pretty nice crew members though.
Good one

It doesn't just slightly resemble a Mclaren f1, it heavily resembles it

go away kaz

Flibinjiber is pretty nice and helpful.