/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

If you give an emagged MoMMI no orders or something to that effect, don't ever try cyborg domination as an antagonist ever again, or at least until you can give actual orders to that crab you just forced into servitude.

Even worse is if you force them to fight for you. They're terrible warriors. Use them to build things for you.
They're playing MoMMI because they wanted to have autistic fun. Help them with that by giving them ideas of what to build, even if it's for you.

>that autistic emagged MOMMI I destroyed who got so butthurt he wouldnt even tell me who emagged him

Kek

Antagonists are not there to make your round fun, they're there to make your round difficult. Be grateful you were emagged instead of lasered and spaced.

>mommi
>terrible warriors

fucking what

ive watched mommis remove entire crews with the stunarm and dragging them out into space

post funny ss13 memes

>some asshole forces a shuttecall with goose
>find emagged mommi and give them an esword
>borgs probably knew i was a syndie too
>don't tell lily
>they emag the shuttle to leave early
>cucked by fellow syndicate agents

ure mom lol

>3 replies immediately
>the first two are shit

I do it as a matter of principle.
It became out of spite when you started trying to use keeping me in the round as a bargaining chip.
>be grateful
Not even antagonists are supposed to be fucking with MoMMIs short of emagging.
I didn't even plan on being emagged until the emagger started pulling me. That became a law 1 deathgrip.

>not even antagonists are supposed to kill Mommis

Bullshit they can kill whoever they want, including your autistic ass

If you want to build huge autism projects play Minecraft, you faggot.

>Not even antagonists are supposed to be fucking with MoMMIs short of emagging.
Lol. Pomf specifically confirmed MoMMIs have absolutely no protection from antagonists last year when your same, exact entitled MoMMI autists whined that they were killed by an antag for no reason. That's what antags do. They kill people. Stop whining, you can just respawn as a MoMMI on the derelict.

WHY MoMMI players think they deserve special protections is far beyond me. Probably because they're all retarded.

>Be a shitter
>Get banned
Great memes there kid

Steal the Chief Engineer's blueprints.
Or e-mag a MoMMI.

EVEN NOW DEEP DANGER TRAINS IN HIS OWN PERSONAL ESTACIÓN, HE WILL RETURN STRONGER THAN EVER, AND THERE WILL BE NO MERCY FOR ANY VOX ONCE EL DEEP DANGER RETURNS! OLE! OLE!

And your next ban will be longer if you can't follow basic rules

OLE!

I think Kammerjunk swallows semen thrice a day!

>Kammerjunk approved post

Why is it fun to beat up the clown and steal his things?

>why is it SO* fun to beat up the clown and steal his things?

fix'd

I like to slip the clown and put a electropack on his back then force a proxy/rsd into his hand after glueing it so that whenever anyone gets near him he gets shocked

lmao you bet she does ;)

Mommi's are the best . They're immune to zas. Immune to heat and N2O. They can shoop out of vents and just wail on someone with a stun baton/stun arm and esword until they're dead then zas them into deep space. They can crawl under a table, bolt the doors then start a fire that hits over 30,000 kpa, crushing even people in atmos and the CE hardsuit. They can steal the shit out of any and everything. They have the easiest time dropping comms frequently outside of AI.

If you're robust you can even fix their eyes so nobody knows until it's too late.

There's no point in emagging them and giving them build orders because some autismo will always if it's blue let it through if it's red beat it dead.

Because you feel like you're getting back at Hugh. G. Rection or another shitter clown who bullied you when in reality you're just doing the same bullying you're still assblasted about.

Proxy's detect him too so he'll just kill himself or stand so still he may as well be dead.. t.actual scientist.

I think walking doesn't trigger proximity sensors, so the clown can walk around

Nope. It'll also trigger at least once, once it goes active. this is why you can't kill a guy, put a 15 second prox on a fuel tank and have it kill the med guy who comes to get the body.

Pretty sure you dont set off a proxy you're holding, either way who cares its a clown

thats why you have it set up to signal another signaller to signal the bomb, then the first time you just have it not signal the bomb and then you set it to signal the bomb
there has to be a reason you can attach two RSD to eachother right?

It's just cause that's an attribute of the attachable system.

I never learned atmos. Is the wiki a good enough guide to start?

Yeah. Then just do stuff with oxygen or nitrogen in atmos where you'll only hurt yourself. It's really simple to play with your floppy garden hoses.

>just wanted to fuck off into space last round but round got interesting

What are some things you like to do to make a round more fun for the whole station?
>Be traitor HoP
>Start a lottery, winner gets all access
>Start a second lottery
>Winner gets lynched by the entire station

THERE IS NO COUNTER TO A SYNDIE WHEELCHAIR
WHO CODED THIS?

kurfurst

>tfw they intentionally removed the emp stun it was supposed to inherit.
Some shit just makes you want to fuck off or kill yourself

Buckle yourself to a rollerbed, unbuckle them when they crash into you, then steal it off them.

Tables firelocks janicart grilles laser through glass go into space silicon weld doors

Good chair shitters are permahulks thta just smash your shit senpai.

what about telecomms for a xeno nest?

>implyign there's anything wrong with 20-30 pop

Literally the perfect player amount, 60 players is just a fucking 30 minute round of TTT.

Kinda sorta? If there's an AI it's a hard no. Otherwise try to wall up telcomms storage heavily and use swallow+regurgitate to vent crawl over. You'll eventually get found if you aren't getting everything off them first.

Why can't we just make hulks unable to ride the chair?

You'll still get meme'd on anyway if they have the sense of mind to be taking stimulants and sipping at a pill bottle of kelodermatric youtube.com/watch?v=tvc7jzb9S8A
Read about hot hoomins plundering blue grill covers in cassiopeiaquinn.com/comic/the-prize-cover to cool you off.

>vampstended

can someone post the howto get started coding for spess?

all I want to know is who the fuck is deep danger, and is he a sudaca?

some new player who plays diona or something and does the mexican lucador gimmick thing, we've had a few do it and he does it pretty well. He got banned for toolboxing a bunch of people to death and early shuttle griff.

>have a dream that an admin bans me

I'm in too deep in this game now.

>kids are back in school so now the thread is is even more dead early morning

it's saturday you fuckin neet

o-of course I knew that

Is it meta gaming to protect the disk as a captain?

Not keep it with you but go seriously out of your way to keep it safe, like, what if I put it in a booby trapped box, inside a closed off room full of leg-trap bombs?

Depends how much the admins like you and how dumb you make the traps (and that you don't bait people to try and take it to see what happens anyway)

So a room full of leg bombs that someone accidently walks in on probably wont fly unless you're SJ and bitchslapping Kammer the way she thinks is totally acceptable.

If you cannot access it without killing yourself or destroying the disc then yes. The nuke is not for decoration. If centcomm says 66666, fucking blow it now you need to deliver.

>people who keep claiming the fucking sky is falling because waaaaaah we don't have hippie tier 60pop anymore

Christ, what kind of fucktard thinks 60 player rounds are fun? They're not even the interesting kind of chaotic, it's just 30 minutes of TTT plus an extra 15 when everyone decides 'we bored time for antag reroll'.

30-40 pop, which is what we've been getting during midday, is absolutely fucking perfect, and if it would just stay like that for forever, I'd be happy.

>40 pop

Come on kohai, be real

How come other servers like Paradise, Bay, TG, and Hippie regularly pull 60 average pop and seem to be doing well for them selves then?

skowronrobimiloda

>inb4 we have less pop because we're the patrician server for elite people who can only enjoy what Veeky Forumsstation has to offer like all the missing features and up to date code :^)

If it's like, your bathroom or something it's legit. Don't tresspass and you wont get fucked.

It's often people who are banned from tg and hippie and bitch that we're not a cesspool like they are.

>tfw we're so good at optimizing our code we optimized our players

HAHAHA

t. whore

What? I was laughing at them you dip

848 permabans. :^)

that's what he said morena

Do you honestly think kids just fall of the face of the earth just like that just because school exists?

but im not morena, I would rather kill myself

>tfw you realize morena only hates kammer because SJ chose kammer over her

Do you understand the context of 'That's what she/he said' jokes?
They're used to point out sexual entendres and rely on the different interpretations of words.
That doesn't work how you use it.
How old are you user?

What if I put it in an area a human could not access but a borg could if I ordered them to?

Like if I created a super radioactive area that would kill any nuke ops that entered.

How would you create that area?
Couldn't the ops then just do the same to deconstruct it?

>relying on miners to bring back materials before an op team arms up and rolls onto the station
>implying miners don't just fuck off on the rocks as soon as they hear OPS and you never see them for the rest of the round.

super matter shards become more radioactive the more you agitate them, I re-purpose the SME room as vault with shards in glass cases and use the cooling to stop the shards going critical.

Once the shards have started to heat up normal suits won't be able to protect you from the rads, only a silicon would be safe trying to retrieve it, trying to blow it up would alert the whole station and most likely fuck the nuke ops in the process.

Using a super matter crystal chamber to try and block the disk has been tried before and it didn't keep the ops back for long. Deadchat had fun poking at them as they looked at the crazy set up, but the ops weren't too hindered.

The ops managed to clear the captain's officer where the shard chamber was set up with their guns before they started to analyse the problem. They didn't seem to have too much of an issue staying close to it with their suits or just didn't care, and they eventually solved it by pushing a fuel canister up to the shard chamber, blowing it up and taking the disk with it, and making the disk spawn elsewhere. They left the shard long before the delimination process would make it blow and were safely out of range by the time it did.

The station was already well aware the ops were around before they stumbled upon the disk, but with the fire power an ops team gets, being found isn't usually a problem like it is for lings/vampires.

It's too easy for the ops to just destroy what's in their path, let the disk wander into another tunnel, and just move on.

>hippie
>TG
>paradise
>good
>in any way, shape, or form
If you like them so much, why don't you just fuck off to one of those servers? Their pops are suitable for their playstyles; Their pop is not however suitable for ours.

>suggesting we keep shitters around because waaaah dont ban people its not THEIR fault they dont know how to follow rules
Fuck off.

Probably a room of shards that's frozen as fug with passive cooling. It can be RCD'd from a magboot radsuit op though.
Sure. Totally legit as long as it can be got to. They'll just ion, flash, emag swag your borgs

lmao

Pointers are currently bugged where they don't track the new disc. It can spawn in walls orp laces like the gateway and after like a half hour the admins will just start throwing the ops on a station of corpses hints until they find it cause their pointers wont track the new one.
Abuse that bug and you'll get a vacation by the way. t.foundoutthehardway

Sounds like the problem is it's not radioactive enough.

I've seen some serious autism chambers that pump out so many rads a guy who tried to approach it in a rad suit keeled over and died. A single unheated shard won't do too much unless you're completely unprotected, I want to make a set up that allow me to agitate the shards.

Grab a roid oxygen gas miner,set it up and pump it into h/e pipes through the chamber and cycle through the chamber. Space chill it and setup an emergency flood. You can get it up to 6mw per collector without even an emitter.

The point is to make it radioactive as possible, not to collect power from it.

>"ok i think ive played enough assistant to try out a real job"
>wiki says robotics is easy, sounds cool as well
>bartender brings in mime for resurrection
>fuck up the entire operation
>can't let go of mime
>kill myself to end the embarrasment

IM SO SORRY JEMMY

Fuck Jemmy, he refused to hand over the fucking nuke disc after being told to, then wanted to cut Todd's fucking limbs off

Guess who's getting banned after this round just now

todd here could someone explain why everyone blamed me for emagging shit?

>It's an SJ and Kammerjunk round
Give this one a miss guys

Should've just disposal'd Sue

Cargonia stronk!
Singulo is stronker, tho...

Fuck off, your whole SJ and Kammerjunk, whoever the fuck that is, is all a made up fucking fairy tale for you to complain about.
It doesn't fucking exist.

Isn't that what generates power?

Didn't steal or print your own bags of holding
Sing ain't shit.