DOTA 2 GENERAL /d2g/

Someone needs to combine these edits because I sure as shit ain't doing it.

>like dc players (except the american that looks like a third-rate villain of a cheesy movie)
>can't stand actionslacks beyond words

what do.

> The last 6 matches have been 2-0

Doturds?

Insider bro here.

Monkey King will be released on December 20th.

GRORIOUS NIPPON RON RON NGUYEN CHIP CHIN NIP

Basically China has a lot of money and they spend it on stupid shit like dota hats.

>Nobrain the only one happy to JUST his TI6 up.

Is Underlord on the test client or what?

because they want to please their chinese bulls

lycan already self combos anyway
unlike pit lord he's a hero who can kill towers instantly, even through backdoor regen
and his summons are permanently invisible and 650 ms, making them far better than beastmaster hawks

>Earth Spirit will get nerfed again

Support OUR Jew.

How HARD will Delusional Cucks get BTFO today?

Daily reminder Slacks made it farther than rtc at ti6

>WAKE UP
>DC 2-0
WHO'S GONNA STOP THEM ? THEY HAVE ALREADY WON AS THEY'RE IN TOP 3 NOW
What do you think puppey's thinking now ?

Nope, because he was created in dota1 years ago, he was gonna go out the next patch (as Wukong), there were ingame teasers, but it all died because of dota2.

whats the second hero? i know nothing about a second hero.

Say my name

Who needs dota when you are the president of mighty estonia?

Dota is all about drafting now, and 1 team is always better at drafting

>no NA vs NA final

Fuck you peter

where's Black King ?

el presidente!

Where the fuck did that Wyk kid got that image from?

Same thing.

>Draft badly
>Play badly
>why too wii loooseeeee

After Goku we have nothing, him and Pitlord were the last remaining heroes, only Icefrog knows what awaits us next.

Serious question:

Who is the most retarded member of Secret?

I vote Puppey. The whole trainwreck is his responsibility as puppey. He probably swapped w33 for rtz because reddit points.

>Taiko drums
Did Valve forgot to research Monkey King is chinese with a hint of poo in the loo

>out of all the directly invited teams 0 made it to the top 4
>only two made it to the top 8

What went wrong?

he a beta tester dude, valve always leaks shit to him

He swapped w33 for RTZ because Artour is his friend.

pup the cuck
>literally kicking Major winners and now TI Top-3
>for RTZ
you can't make up for that shit

even Secret is more american that dc.

He also brought on EE in the first place.

>implying reddit likes rtz

>that Wyk kid
he's a valve employee

he's a pseudo-PR guy and he also does the graphic design and layouts of their update pages

PEOPLE DONT ASK ME
I ASK PEOPLE

valve fell for the eu meme

>He still can't understand that good teams mindgame themselves to death.

Just watch how Liquid Fata buys Shiva against million of magic damage or how EHOME drafts fucking offlane Razor

also, who is secret's offlaner now? i guess aui is technically already in the team

fuck that image is amazing, do you have the full thing without the Veeky Forums posts

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Not according to Valve, Wikipedia, liquidpedia, DC and pretty much anyone who's not reddit or twitch chat.

I remember when DC was Disband Confirmed. Can't believe they got top 3

Where were all of the d2g memes in person at the international, give me the best of the week before we get to the finals

40k engagement ring

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>i guess aui is technically already in the team
But he's not

I remember laughing at how shit moo and Saksa were in every tournament prior to this.

Then this happens

Despite valve's attempt to dictate roster stability with locking, good players and teams still ignored them. The stable teams weren't able to make the necessary changes to experiment with rosters and find optimum compositions.

If only OD's faces were swapped it would be perfect.

youtube.com/watch?v=AW_53Fxlv5Y

H O N E Y P O T

Its even better with these posts

When did Timbersaw become popular?

shivas isn't an item you buy for armor
you get 2 less armor from hotd which costs 1/3 as much

shivas is a vision / slow / nuke item and for heroes who scale with int
flying vision from shivas that lets you catch up to someone while they are slowed and can't juke/run away is its biggest selling point, not armor lmao

tbqhfamilia the Chinese version fits him much better
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yes he is, he was their coach or something during TI. although i cant see those guys being coached by him, except bulba who never had a chance anyway.

Why is he so perfect?
literally perfect president material

>moo is 13-0 with timbersaw at ti6

what caused this to happen

Thank you brother.

He's not anymore
source: asked him

Come the fuck on, EG got into Open Qualifiers because they roster swapped just like Secret.

FREE REGEN FOR DAAAAYS
PURE DAMAGE
MOBILITY
CHASE POTENTIAL
ONE OF THE BEST OFFLANERS

WHAT ELSE COULD YOU WANT

Secret got the short end of the stick on roster swaps, ending up with a shit composition, while EG ended up with one that worked.

>bloodseeker will always walk the thin line between complete shit and absolutely broken

You don't need to catch up people when they iniate on you, the enemy team was always hugging Liquid's balls in fights

Just watched the first episode of rezero and its shit
What am i doing whong

>wake up
>EG lost
>DC won
>african hero announced

End of times?

after the too good buff of the reactive armor

>I don't believe in marriage
>40k engagement ring

What did he mean by this?

>one last game before sleep
>70 min mega creeps comeback

just fuck my shit up

Are you this stupid? It was the players themselves who begged Valve to set some kind of lock.

This fucking newfags, next year we'll have people complaining about how Valve has a monopoly of the scene with the Majors.

someone should make this trailed with kelly and balda

>tfw Slacks placed higher than EE, Puppey, RTZ, miracle-, fly, n0tail, Matumbaman, kuro, jerax, Dendi, mushi, ohaiyo

nothing, it's fotm garbo

just rewatch evangelion

why do you want to get banned on the day of the grand finals, user?

how's wutong's dota name spelled?
i guess Qin?

EG managed to recover mostly because zai came back.

What happens if DC wins TI6? Are they NA or EU?

>4 out of the 5 active players are europeans
what do you think?

But that alone refutes the stupid shit you said

they're an NA team that pilfered EUs best talent after EU shit the bed

Its dota related

1st arc is decent, 2 is pretty good, 3 is godlike

trust me u wanna keep watching

how can so many people not find him annoying is beyond me.

all memes aside, theyre eu no matter what. they have 1 na player, and he's the weakest link and only there because he's na. he's a token american.

Are you serious? They would have done just as good this TI with AUI.

>all memes aside, theyre eu no matter what

i found him annoying, but again that's the point

They went though the NA qualifiers so they will be treated as Americans.

LMAO