He doesn't have a cactus garden in his dashboard

>he doesn't have a cactus garden in his dashboard

>airbag
>stones

Great idea.

>stones
>a fucking cactus

Isn't that the basic concept behind Japanese air bags?

I'd be less worried about a squishy plant.

Take your shit jokes to Reddit, fag

kinda gay but I do want a little scorpion

Are you genuinely mad that asians suck at producing things?

they produced (developed is a better word but whatever) a website that went on to inspire the greatest social media website in the world (www.Veeky Forums.net)

4chin isn't social media.
There's a reason you're on 4chin and not 2ch.
The concept and implementation are not unique to the squints.
You must be very young if you honestly believe it is.

Veeky Forums is the website of shitposting you fucking newfag get the FUCK

>There's a reason you're on 4chin and not 2ch
I don't speak tofu and they don't allow you to post without a Japanese ip plus the guy who used to run 2ch now has the keys to 4chans server and fired moot???

...

a squishy plant that can probably put your eye out

GROW BIG CACTUS
I HATE PAYING $96 A MONTH FOR A FUCKING 4 BANGER, I'M FUCKING 21 WITH NO VIOLATIONS OR ACCIDENTS SINCE I GOT MY LICENCE AT 16

grow big, oh mighty cactus, and provide for us the pleasures that we so greatly desire

>passenger airbags can't ever be disabled

>disable airbag
>self-driving car slams into you
>passenger doesn't get a nice nitrogen pillow to the face
>not even a brittle plastic slab to the face
>instead gets a bucket of Mojave to the dome

Try living in Canada or the UK you entitled cunt.

Y'all live in socialist hellholes, enjoy Eurabia and Cancuckistan.
Besides, you fucks can just enjoy glorious peoples public transportation.

Fucking white people I swear

good thing i hate mt wife.

I have a spider living in my ashtray.

I open it up and throw a fly in every once in a while. He's basically my pet at this point.

>$96/mo for 4 banger

Is that full coverage or liability only?

does he smoke?

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Liability, I live in in one of the "Richest" counties in america. Currently, there is a secession movement so the poorer half of the county doesn't have to put up with the horrific Property taxes, sales taxes etc.
Basically if I were to move 10 miles west I would be paying half my rate, not have emissions checks, lower taxes. But I was born here, I just bought my first plot of land, and I plan to retire and die here.

I forgot to mention that they are funneling our tax dollars all to the wealthy side and the cities, neglecting the 2/3rds of us that live out west.

Jesus man.. I pay about the same for full coverage on a 2003 Dodge Ram 1500. I'm 28 though so that makes a difference but I've got a wreck and a speeding ticket on my record too.

I'd be more worried about travelling in a Peugeot 306.

What about ones with inch-long needle-sharp spikes all over the fuckers?

Grow big cactus! and fix the fuckin' dent in my door.

> grow big cactus

My coverage is about $150/month for my 08 Grand Prix..no tickets or nothing and I'm 22. I even have no deductible or whatever it is to save me like $70..

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Most of those cacti have been lacking sufficient light for a month or so.

Anyone who actually likes cacti can see that these are growing retardedly due to the lack of sunlight.

> kek

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>implying the person dumb enough to plant a miniature cactus and rock garden on top of their airbag understands botanical concepts such as minimum sunlight requirements

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Cactus car to grow your cacti in?

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grow big cactus, bless god thank Allah

I'm concerned it would fly off my dash under cornering or braking.

Savage.

Lol that's nothing

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i need friends

Grow big cactus
>tmw 7-8 mpg running richer than norway

>his car doesnt make your kids shit their pants

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wow u haven't heard of ontario av you?

> remove backseat
> plant a tomato garden
> tell the government your car are low emission vehicle

Win-Win for everybodi

That's the joke, retard.

grow big cactus!

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Palo Alto?

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GROW BIB

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Friendly reminder that on German premium cars you have to pay 50€/$50 to have this optional feature.

>2012 Seat Ibiza pleb ecobox
>12.000€
>feature is standard

>2016 Bmw 3 Series
>40.000€
>optional

>2016
>not owning a citroen cactus

The car in picture is a Peugeot 206 and yes the passenger airbag can be disabled with the car key from the right end of the dashboard.

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grow big cactus pls

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