/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>be in
>log in after work
>hear the distant wailing of beached cluster headache whale and her companion rose like usual
>same afk catgirl in the same spot she's been in for the past weeks by the marketboard
>enter fc house
>ada's sharing hyperscatties by the dining table
>mansion is filled with the sound of adult men meowing, someone claims to be wearing catears irl
>exit house within seconds and sit in deserted yard
>hear muffled dagobah music and decide to follow it to the source
>locate strange trapdoor behind the chocobo erp stables, decide to open it and venture forth
>leads into a dark passage, music gets louder
>I'm close to the source, can see faint torchlit around the bend
>turn the corner and come face to face with Them
>rio's crying in his newest tank glamour and cursing in german
>red and meria sitting crosslegged on the cavern floor taking turns slapping one another across the face with dead fish, hear mention of slapstick comedy
>jp's still form in a dark corner, pompadour drooping, might be dead
>jara's the one playing dagobah music, he sees me and sighs aesthetically before telling me thusly
>"went to the bathroom, came back to white man laying claim to my land yet again."
>peer closer at the campfire lighting up the room
>it's fueled by recruitment posters and long forgotten wolf token buff requests
>tfw found the pizzapie bunker

yas

{/pet}

>Caturday

Yes please~

C C U U T T E E
L L A A L L A A
B B O O I I S S

Anyone want to eat whipped cream off of my ____ ?

what's the story behind this

lips? sure

What's the best job to solo heal endgame 8-man content?

WHM has the highest potency but lacks shields.
SCH has shields and very high potency in bursts, but poorer healing overall.
AST has shields, high single target potency and a shitload of mobility, but shitty AoE healing.

just told you the whole story

hello

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Whats the catch? Yes. I dont care what it is.

dick? no

White mage.

xth for moonies are the best

caturday?

post butt PLS

WHM>AST>>>SCH
SCH is most fun though.

by default there is a 5 second timer for them to switch back to that pose
Change it here

Brown~

degenerates

For lewdly submitting to the suncat master race, that is.

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Thank you, please coax your brown sisters to post too...

There's no catch

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Kitty can do balance, can you do balance?

I wanna pet this Miqote's ears and soft fluffy tail!!!

What are natural Duskwight eye colours?

Can kitty do the butt posting?

> anyone with an unpopular opinion

literally everyone doesn't like you. fuck off, fishface.

I finally unlocked MCH but I didn't really enjoy it.
Personally I connect with the ideals of Arcanists -- and more importantly, Summoners -- most of all. However, I am worried that I will be playing an easy class and not reaching my full potential.. I am also worried that Summoners will never get any more Egis... I might just main Arcanist. Will people let me raid as that?

The claws are a bad idea.

What would you want with kitty butt? Is weird but okay

I have an authentic crush on you how should I approach this?

Cute cats, but no butts. Post butts

If you say so, but I can say with certainty that it's not true.
You're the vocal minority in this case, sorry.

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Fuck off, MCH is well beyond your skill level anyways.

Thank you!

no
you'll also get vote kicked from duties because you're a DPS and easily replaceable. By playing arcanist you are intentionally hindering yourself

Mail requests uploaded in usual place.

sorry for the wait.

I don't believe you.

wow

sluts

Away, baiting autist. Away. Wowg is popular now, I heard the new expansion actually saved the game. Go draw them. Some of our thread problems already defecate there.

Away, shitposter.

Someone told me my character reminded them of Ico and that's actually really cute I'm glad people like her cause she's an extension of myself.

I'm usually one of the top players in anything I touch, lol.

Ah, might be fun to try though.
You know how much I love being a distasteful contrarian.

what does the moon say?

bed
i want to eat it off your sheets

Can I get the link again?

meat toilet

sure brah

i'll make sure to leave room for your next meltdown

or run another hungry game, whatever

because strawberries without cream is bland.

The people who like you are the minority actually. Vocal too since a lot of them are you with a VPN.

You're fucking delusional.

post BLUE butt

Cringe

imgur.com/a/nj5Yq

Thank you so much!

N-no, that's too lewd... this outfit is as far as this kitty goes... and even this is... embarrassing.

what's your email?

Enjoy ye caturday

I like this edition.

Fine, no butt. Have a /pet anyway.

his imgur name @ gmail

Hatred is clouding all logic here.
Please think a bit before you post next time.

What about this post makes you think of me?

Arcanist is interesting, but I think you would like upgrading to Summoner if you do like Arcanist. The post 50 abilities are really cool and powerful, and unfortunately all the 52+ skills are job-only.

email listed in the album

name me a single person that likes you.

I am retarded, check here.
imgur.com/user/threebatches

real talk i really hope Legion unloads some avatarfags off this thread and sends them there

i fail to understand why ultrash people wont fuck off to wowg, considering that game has actually semi difficult raids and it's not all dps checks. i am sure they'd benefit greatly from some mechanical shitposting. when bns got released, this thread slowed down as the shitposters fucked off to play it (and spew ridiculous advices in their general)

off limits!

Because they would get ridiculed over there. Contagin would instantly make a character which is easy to recognize and start pretending to know the game, but wowg would shit on him so hard he'd come back here.

That's what happened in bnsg.

Is brown strawberry butt off limits too?

chocobo posting

I just picked marauder as my first class, Should i re roll to lancer?

You scared me with your FR noise and then went offline you master spookster.

>namedropping
Whew...
I know you love me user

Delusion is clouding all logic here.
Please reflect upon your actions a bit before you post next time.

>That character
I know it's a joke, but yikes.

NIN or MNK

Which one is better?

Ah, but you don't even know what that word means.

most posters here have vpn, sadly

i remember when he was a level 38ast (posted a screenshot of himself in qarn) and started tutoring others how to play ast. at level 38.

MNK if the rest of the party sucks.
NIN for min/maxing when they don't.

For DPS monk is definitely better, but NIN brings more party utility.

No spooks intended! See you later, please be good to yourself and others!

Good meowrning ffxiv thread! How are you today?

Better at what specifically? Fun? DPS? Importance to a group?

pretty much Also MNK is decent at trying to give healers a boost during tight spots with mantra, but it's very niche and likely to not do much anyway.

Importance to a group. I think I'm going to go with NIN, since they have more utility.

I disagree, even as a NIN main. MNK is simply too easy to be outputting so much DPS.