Automotive Ignorance General

ITT: The absolute DUMBEST thing you've seen/heard related to cars/bikes.

>be talking to buddy
>he is saying how he got a new car
>ask 'nice, is it the diesel or the petrol?'
>'umm I think it takes fuel'

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Somebody sold their bedford for a prius.

>"it's an automatic"

but the bedford is so practical, how could they do this

ALPHONSE! Seriously dude. Fucking stop. You're so fucking annoying. You ruin every fucking thread you ever enter. Go the fuck away nigger.

prius is also pretty practical desu

He's cleaning Veeky Forums of the filth like yourself.
Anyway

>driving 66 nova to work
>user u need 2 fix this whip
>wut
>yeah get a system in here and everything
>get the fuc out my car

Why don't you just filter me? Oh, yea that's right. You dumb motherfuckers got all posts under "Alphonse" autodeleted by bitching to the modsover on /qa/. Now you can't filter me anymore since I'm anonymous. Keep crying, bitch.

man i need to go back and play some 2142

What game is that, senpai?

The best one...

>some goy tried to do brakes himself
>broke the caliper bolt
>oh well ill fix this later
>drive down the highway
>caliper gets wedged on wheel and locks up
>gets towed into my shop
>i call him a fucking moron after he tells me what happened
Fixed it (plus several other things he fucked) and told him not to touch it again. His trying to save a couple of bucks could have killed someone

>mods are too fucking idiotic to see he's still posting, just without the name

JUST

>mods actually giving a shit
No, seriously, meight where do you think you are?

>You dumb motherfuckers got all posts under "Alphonse" autodeleted by bitching to the modsover on /qa/. Now you can't filter me anymore since I'm anonymous.
I think it's safe to say that Veeky Forums is one of the stupidest boards on Veeky Forums.

>i will never be permanently banned no matter how much you fags beg
top kek
It's almost like they thought the mods were going to ban me. Oh, wait. They did!!! KEK!

Agreed
They're crying and whining about Alphonse only made it worse for them.

t. assmad summerfag

BTFO!

I really don't understands Alphonse's need to be a total jackass about it. I've been here for fucking ever,since Frolo fucking died or "died" depending if you believe it or not. I've seen assholes come and go, but this guy takes the fucking cake.

>THIS assmad

Well excuse some of us for assuming the mods had more than a double digit IQ collectively.

Shitposters are mentally ill. You can't apply normal logic.

Your ability to troll is poor, this makes me wonder if you're even being very serious about this.

Like, what possesses you to waste your time trolling a board?

>this anally ravaged
GM BTFO!!!

How does everyone know when a post is by Alphonse?

Triggering gm fangirls is fun.

>pic related is gm fangirls faces when they realize they can't filter me anymore

Well then you've must seen the board(s) falling deeper and deeper into shittier and shittier holes?
Alphonse is no worse than the dozens of "generals" with overlapping topics and whiny bullshit newfags flooding in.

You're assuming mods care past getting these pussies to stop spamming /qa/ with their asshurt.

M8

That's a good question. Perhaps his style of writing.

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summerfags assume every post that triggers them is by Alphonse

it usually is because they can't handle the truth and Alphonse speaks nothing but the truth

You really have nothing better in life to do?

Corey is the true puppet master behind it all

this.
You realize he's not me, right? He's just impersonating me.

>shitposter who floods rhe board with gay furry porn and shits up any thread he sees is the same as generals

Also I'll bet money most of us whining have been here awhile, I was kind of hoping he would get bored but we're nearing the year mark more and more and he hasnt, so some other form of action must be taken.

For about a year I just left cause the board went to so much shit. It's "alright" now. The generals aren't a bad thing per se, they keep people contained to talk about what they want, thus they shit up the rest of the board less.

The "truth" he speaks is very subjective very often.

Why would you respond to obvious bait? You and I know full well its just off topic shitposts.

>>shitposter who floods rhe board with gay furry porn and shits up any thread he sees is the same as generals
Yes.

Because I don't directly take the bait, I simply question why the fuck they are wasting their time.

>this assmad

Leave it to gm fangirls to transform from a cock into a pussy. They have no good comebacks and have to use buzzwords.

#nocomebackgmfangirls

"I can fabricate parts and do custom setups"

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You are trying to apply logic to the mentally ill. It doesn't work.

>mfw my plan of samefagging and calling myself a nigger worked
>i successfully derailed some faggots thread
>gm fangirls don't even realize they're being baited in order to derail this thread further

i'll come on his back

>they stopped replying
kek, yet another thread derailed by summerfags dumb enough to take my bait

Sorry watching a GTA 4 speed run lol.

>they stopped replying after realizing they got baited again
SUMMERFAGS BTFO!!!

...

>he actually made a thread after getting BTFO
>summerfags this assmad
>post yfw I will NEVER be banned

TOP FUCKING KEK!!!

Man, I was hoping for funny stories of people fucking up their cars, not this shit.

>he actually thinks the mods are going to ban you

BTFO!

Watch a funny story unfold of Alphonse fucking up Veeky Forums

yea but theyre boring as hell to drive, at least the new ones are, so i can only assume the older ones are too

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