/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

No. We the best

I was doing my best!

fuck off cunts bruce was my nigga

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Memes

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

>t. incompetent russian waifutard, shitty plasma meme, and retarded paramemedics

The true paramedic went afk i was just trying to help

>Chiot puts mindbreaker in the drinks
>Gets told by an admin to stop
>Carries on
Just remove him already, fucking hell.

But I've changed, just give me another chance :^)

I didn't do that

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[04:11:08]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy)->PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford): Sure hope you're not about to put that spiritbreaker in drinks
[04:11:20]ADMIN: PM: PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford)->DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy): no i just made a pill and dropped in the hall
[04:11:28]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy)->PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford): That's even worse
[04:11:58]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy)->PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford): Get rid of that shit, it's a guaranteed kill no-recovery on anyone who eats it
[04:12:40]ADMIN: PM: PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford)->DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy): can i do it with mindbreaker tho
[04:12:48]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy)->PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford): Just stop being shit

When are we putting the discord in the opening post?

>this piece of shit gets unbanned from his perma every time
why

muh metaclub

Moss/bush hair and beards for Dionas when?

>[04:12:48]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy)->PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford): Just stop being shit

Didnt put it in the drinks
Why is the part i said i disposaled it missing

Is there no way to get rid of spiritbreaker?

Quick post your favourite
>Job
>Game mode
>Antag type to be
>Map
>Race
> ckey

This is an electrical toolbox (SPIRITBREAKER CURE).

>bartender
>blob
>wizard
>polaris
>human
>no

This is a blood-stained emergency toolbox (SPIRITBREAKER CURE).

Death doesn't fix it.

>[04:12:05]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Kahtaki)->DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy): Fun fact, he's just gotten off of a permaban for being a shithead at every given chance he can get
>[04:12:30]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Kahtaki)->DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy): Along with, you know, a disgusting amount of warnings and bans to boot fyi nerd
You're so funny, Ghlor.

Just perma ban Chiot once and for all, he always becomes shit and ends up fucking up royally. Dont lift perma bans off shitty players

>cargo tech
>anything that won't drag me out from cargo
>none
>anything but def, it's trash area in cargo is a tiny cramped shit
>diona
>Mayneez/(Walking Branch)

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its literally them

Add this to the OP next time
discord.gg/YEh5fv7

>med
>blob
>blob
>box
>plasman
>not happening

[04:15:36]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Kahtaki)->DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy): Your rap sheet spins a tale (or should I say, tail, because you're a furry) about trying to strongarm other players and admins. I'm not going to take your abuse, lad.
>[03:31:36]ADMIN: Ghlor/(Kahtaki) jumped to PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford)
>[03:36:07]ADMIN: Ghlor/(Kahtaki) jumped to PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford)
You're such the character.

When HOPEFULLY somebody codes and draws it. (please huge bushy stache when)

except it still applies, Chiot is was unbanned from his perma and is a piece of shit every chance he gets

These allegations that dragonbro would be a furry is just slander right? r-right?

Meet me in vore dorms room 7 to find out, can't tell you here or on game, they're monitoring it.

please fix CMC

>you will never confess your love to Trinity Prewitt over the security channel
>She will never not hear you confess your love and carry on as normal

plasmaman surgeries are hard

definitely not based on a true event

Sack the ack.

You can do everything but fix organs through the suit IIRC. Also, give them a little leporazine and dex+ if you have to remove the suit.

>stupid shitter bird Ghlor is trying to get banvalids on poor dindu Chiot who's just getting his life back on track
Why is he even an admin?

Reminder that Ghlor ruins rounds by bussing roundtypes and then leaves so he doesn't have to deal with the backlash.

They don't even take that much burn damage
You can heal their organs and put the suit back on and slip them a little keloderm
They'll be fine

Can we deadmin Ghlor now with these logs?

I have never had a good experience when dealing with Ghlor in game. He's a plain shitter who contributes NOTHING to the game, while Chiot, on the other hand, tries his best all the time to improve the game for other players.

Is this some kind of meme strike team deployed by Chiot to try and look like a decent player?
No fucking decent player would leave spiritbreaker in the hallway for """fun"""

he dindu nuffin he a good boy just out of his perma ban

>Last Quartermaster makes a bar and grill inside storage.
>nobody every comes by to order everything
>use up all the money on metal and glass
Long live Cargonia.

chiots is 2hotdogs
2hotdogs was infamous for thread shitposting
he's gone back to his old ways
not hard to put two and two together to make five

its the /lan/station people again

Dead

Thank you Liam and Lacy
Sorry for being a walking accident this shift

>try to save everyone
>fail miserably

...

no problem Huey
it was quite fun

Liam you motherfucker don't throw people in cryo with all their clothes on, it eats mix like a fat kid at a pie eating contest
And use pills

Last death totally wasn't me, I should add
Clown unzipped revolver and banana sword at me

guy who found this gateway on roid, do you have screen or something?

POMF BUTT

C E N S O R E D

RIOT NOW

put some clothes on you madman

>open up game
>12:53
>join up as derelict mommi
>2 hours later

Fun round

I do not.

Try expanding into the DJ station to connect to it's power grid. FREE POWER

where was it at least? wonder where would it lead if powered

It was quite a way aways from the stations

came fresh out of cloning with one minute left before shuttle departure

>tfw no hands to pick up injured miners I would find as posibrain-RIPLEY

It carries over between clonings, latches onto the brain or something so brainswapping and MMIs are out

So bad you can sometimes get the stoner chat filter as a ghost

>posimechs

>about to get surgery, so I go to sleep
>he rips off my suit first thing
>I dont think he even realized I'm on fire until he's done
>he panics a little, but manages to get my suit on before I wake up/go into crit
>I wake up still with some burn damage
>"hey, thanks for patching me up! I feel a little crispy though, you didn't take my suit off... did you?"
>"N-no of course not, ha ha"
>"Oh good, well thanks again, bye!"
pretty funny to be honest

so i started doing these

And now you can stop

>Even allowing yourself to become a posimech
Please PLEASE stop playing

Pretty good

>Stop having fun guys

>be plasmawoman clown
>throw away all the alchohol
>serve only milk and orange juice in the bar
>plan to make cookies
>bartender stops by, clearly pissed when he realizes the booze are gone
>leaves and comes back with a traitor revolver
>shoots me dead
>gets his ass busted by security
>I get cloned
>taken out of the pod by THE BARTENDER
>drags me back to the bar and stuffs me in booze storage
>about to burn to death when he comes back for me
>stuffs me in the gibber
>goes back to medical and grabs my first body too
>find out I wasn't even his target
That bartender was pretty peeved

>chef gibbed me instead of taking me to medbay
>duny didnt do a thing about it

Ohaiyo /ksg/

How has your weekends been? Lovely I hope!

I don't care about greentext so even if you were my target I probably wouldn't have killed you unless you annoyed me like you did

get rekt deadpool

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>/ksg/
Why do people do this, address the audience by the wrong board/general? It was never funny.

Serious question.

favourite Will Smith song

youtube.com/watch?v=QiqIt6UcGbw

jiggy with it, no question.

>Be MoMMI
>Ask the admins about a posibran since there are no robotics alive or anyone else working science for that matter
>They say that I can technically activate the posibrain because it only becomes a being after activating it
>So I run to bar and activate it there
>Turns out it got teleported to the AI core for some reason
>After some murderboning I ask the admins if I can make it a MoMMI at least since I feel bad for it
>Get permission to do it just this once since nobody is going to save it

Thanks Duny.

You realize you could have just ordered more booze, right?

who the fuck is will smith

Reica is a ????

The black guy in the black eyed peas

OOC: Duny: Don't worry guys I probably won't make everyone a traitor twice in a row

>Comes back for a round
>pulls this bullshit
>I don't hate the game, just the community

Maybe you're the fucking problem Duny.