Want to upshift to 4th

>want to upshift to 4th
>downshift to 2nd instead

>wheels lock up and the feel of your clutch hits you like a sack of bricks

>tofu watah ebbyware

git gud

>shift into reverse and park
>get out and smell burnt clutch
Every time

>tfw want to drive a manual stick
>tfw no one has a manual car
>tfw dont wanna spell my autocomfy because im afraid to be stuck with only a manual and hit people when i have to go to places with steep hills

>be riding motorcycle
>go to shift to second
>get neutral instead

>post comment about missing a shift on MSNBC
>they blame it on global warming

>Tear ass out of carpark in front of friends
>Wring out 1st for maximum noise
>Shift to second, immediately bang the limiter like a priest surprising a drunk alterboy
>Shift to 2nd again
>Slips out of 2nd and repeat

I felt so sorry for that gearbox.
More reliable than a brick is heavy, otherwise.

>rev a bit realize it and clutch in and go to second
>dank wheelie

>see friends on street while delivering pizza
>take off from stop sign
>Shift into second like normal, and it grinds like a whore
>Everyone assumes I can't shift

3rd gear grinds too. My car is grindy

You might be doing something wrong

Some FWD shitboxes will have have fake grinding problems from the way you move the shifter (rip your shift forks)

Diagonal, not sideways and up/down, is how you do it

>Not having the necessary IQ to operate a manual transmission

I know how to shift. It has 206,000 miles on it and me doing fast shifts into 2nd and 3rd for the last 35k hasn't helped. Every winter I'd power shift it on the snow too because it would do hectic awd skids.

The synchronizers are fucked. I have to take like 3 seconds or rev match to make it into second gear without a harsh crunch. 3rd gear seems to randomly grind without reason.

Sheeit, how does that happen? Worst I did was shift from 2nd to 5th when learning manual. It was night time and the shifter had no illumination.

>want to upshift to 4th
>downshift to 2nd instead

Car computer prevents you if rpm is too far out of range since it is one of the modern "transmission by wire" and "steering by wire" cars. These kinds of transmissions have automated clutches.

>Shift by wire

Never heard of that. Does it feel weird to shift with?

>high rpm grinds
>syncros fucked
>3rd gear grinds for now reason
Oh look you figured out your own issue in one single reply.

Your syncros are fucked kiddo

Holy fuck this board. Yeah, I know, buddy. Most of the time 3rd goes in absolutely fine, and once in a blue moon it grinds. 2nd grinds pretty much all the time. I know what the issue is. I'm not going to fix it, just run it until it's dead.

Also, fuck you. Fuck your mom. Fuck your dad. Fuck your kids if you have them. Fuck your house. Fuck your car. Fuck your hair style. Fuck your girlfriend/wife/life partner, you faggot. I hope a tree randomly falls on you while on a CCTV camera so I can watch it on live leak later. I hope a Gorilla escapes from a zoo and rapes you to death. I hope your phone battery explodes your dick off, if you have one. I hope Dick Cheney shoots you in a hunting accident.

>Also, fuck you. Fuck your mom. Fuck your dad. Fuck your kids if you have them. Fuck your house. Fuck your car. Fuck your hair style. Fuck your girlfriend/wife/life partner, you faggot. I hope a tree randomly falls on you while on a CCTV camera so I can watch it on live leak later. I hope a Gorilla escapes from a zoo and rapes you to death. I hope your phone battery explodes your dick off, if you have one. I hope Dick Cheney shoots you in a hunting accident.

>He doesn't know how to secure trips, he's this new.

Sure is summer

Happens to me every time

Literally the most embarrassing three open tabs one could possibly think of

Is he joking?

>Everyone assumes I can't shift
they would be right

It's a meme you dip

>Drive a Volvo V40 with worn out shift bushings.
>Doing 100 in fourth, time for fifth for that fuel economy.
>Slam the shift knob with incredible force to another county.
>Slide up smoothly.
>Pray
>BAGVDHGSVDJHSVKUDSUVGKVADVGHSGHVbvjvasjvcjavf
>Car jolts like a fat bird on a sybian.
>Third gear engaged.
>9 million RPM
>NOISES

ITT manualers and their daily problems

>drive with a friend
>he shifts into 5th
>didnt press the pedal far enough
>welcome to the GRIND house in GRIND city in the united states of GRIND

>one of the first times on the road with the instructor
>driving off the highway
>want to go from 4th to 3rd
>shift into 1st

more like americans and their daily problems

you wont even get into first if you're going faster than 10 mph

PEE PEE
POO POO

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD