/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #985

Most Irritating Man in the World Edition

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Andromeda info: pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw

Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Complaining about people complaining about people posting things they don't like

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
youtube.com/watch?v=o50x0wDNb90

Friendly reminder that DA2 is a masterpiece, you just don't understand it, man!

Other urls found in this thread:

dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Chant_of_Light_verses#Canticle_of_Erudition
dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Codex_entry:_The_Emergent_Compendium
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

First for Geralt-sama and TW3 is not 10/10, but 11/10

>Solaswife hasn't posted "This thread is dedicated to Solas" in several threads

At least Meredith-user is around.

I just want Dragon Age Dogma 2

Dragon Quest: Inquisition is objectively superior to Dragon Age Dogma

Cucking Solas, an elven deity in elf form, with a self-loathing dimwit of a dyke elf is literally the funniest shit ever.

Fucking dream-rape me, will you?

Where's my Divinity: Dragon Age?

Dragon's Dogma is such a fucking masterpiece. The best they could do is just build a new world and plot around its engine. Anything else is just bound to be a fuck-up.

>Everyone was hyped for that new thing Capcom was releasing that could have been related to D'sD and it turned out to be some mobile shit

>Dragon's Dogma is such a fucking masterpiece

Glad you agree.

I wonder how many rift crystals Morrigan already collected...

Ask Tulpa.

That would be a 10/10 for me.

>People liking Divinity
Ya'll are just kidding, right?

Fucking bitcherfags

We will get you when Mass Effect Andromeda destroys Cyberpunk when CD SHIT are reveled to be one trick pony

No, it reminds me of a superior version of Champions of Norrath..
Why the attitude?

OS was a fun game

Because Divinity was awful. It was like Two Worlds, or Lords of the Fallen, except worse.

And you'd think we wouldnt just be standing there but noooo

faglord

Biodrones, everybody.

I feel like this is some kind of obscure movie quote. I'm getting 90's TMNT vibes but I'm not sure why.

I like OS quite a bit.

/v/, please go back to your ghetto

How do we fix Inquisition so 4 will be fun?

I'll start

>no shards
>enemies aren't ridiculous HP sinks
>More challenging bosses

As one Jedi Jesus user to another...you know what you must do

Make a decent villain
Use lore Gaider created and put into in-game prophecies
More factions with their own story-heavy questchains and more choices that actually affect the ending/world
More well-written waifus for straight males and less forced sjw-content

>Make decent villain

Solas, check.

>Use lore Gaider created and put into in-game prophecies

eww, I bet you want The Maker to be real.

>More factions with their own story-heavy questchains and more choices that actually affect the ending/world

DAO couldn't even get that right

>More well-written waifus for straight males and less forced sjw-content

You didn't have to take Sera and Dorian.

>DAO couldn't even get that right


It did actually, and then they decided to make a franchise out of it and retconned everything they didn't like.

>Solas, check.

Solas is a) a shitty villain, and b) not even a villain in the main game.

>You didn't have to take Sera and Dorian.

Not taking the fags in didn't magically create more romances for straight people though.

Oh, the "Mage's Collective" and "Mercenaries" in Ferelden didn't amount to much

And Solas is a great villain. He has great motives, power, and a tragic backstory

>Solas
Still not sure about him, Weekes may fail hard, or make a good main story as well. We'll see.

>eww, I bet you want The Maker to be real.
C'mon, I'm sure you know who actually wrote the Chant. Mythal did nothing wrong.
> dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Chant_of_Light_verses#Canticle_of_Erudition
> dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Codex_entry:_The_Emergent_Compendium Two shadowed spheres among stars subtitled "An eclipse as Fen'Harel stirred"
I like this reborn concept and god wars should be fun to see.

>DAO couldn't even get that right
At least you choices mattered in epilogue slides and even somehow affected the world. Hell, you can see the consequences of the Landsmeet or Dark Ritual even in DAI as a part of the main quest.

>You didn't have to take Sera and Dorian.
I don't mean only them, but "not hidden at all" sjw-stuff like married women in medieval times, Celene/Briala, suddenly gayy Anders in DA2 and that dude from JoH, Bull and his break the qun lore shit etc. And all this stuff is just too forced.

So if I were playing without the TSLRCM, this planet, Korriban, would be the last one before the endgame stuff. With the mod, after completing Korriban I'll get access to M4-78, the droid planet

All of the tombs from KotOR are conveniently inaccessible

But inconveniently looted

This dungeon is very similar to the dungeon you have to do to get to the Urn of the Sacred Ashes. Also conveniently inaccessible for the moment

Damn Revan for ruining my looting fun

These are the best pistols in the game. I've got two of them fully upgraded. With Rapid Shot and Burst of Speed, I get like 8 attacks per round

Rest of my stats
Defense is stupidly high because you get an ability from Handmaiden that adds your WIS score to defense, along with my high DEX.
Force points regenerate faster than I can use them

Oh for fuck's sake

>wanting a holocron

You're about to find dozens

That one has a message from Bastila or something on it iirc though

Hmm...

Fun!

Send help

post the roll chart... or else...

Meredith did nothing wrong.

Strange place to find his armor

This is M4-78
No clue what's with the skybox

the (non-japanese) hills (forcefully push into the air) their lot in with the (protectors of Thedas against the blight) *le sigh* (imagined divine being) help us....

...

>he downloaded M4-78
I'm so sorry
Try to enjoy the hilarious sentence mixing and get through it as quickly as you can

Obnoxiously large, poorly optimized levels, ahoy!

No one wants to be deleted and banned...

I'm gonna report every KOTOR 2 post in this thread!!! Obsidian is NOT Bioware and is OFF TOPIC!!!!!

wtf I suddenly hate Malak now

Hey what did I ever do to you...

I don't think that's how radiation works

...

i made banana pudding!

this.

mage tears are delicious.

10... if only shitposting was still allowed to keep the thread active...

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Creepy eyes

This is what the average human will look like in 2100....and it's beautiful

Sumwan, stop this planet.

Whos?

Well I'm at the end of the planet
That was one of the most tedious things I've ever done in a game

So, why is the black Divine outfit is allowed? Are we Tevinter now?
>tfw no scars

I thought she died

She does in the normal game but she shows up in M4-78
She even has voice acting that they restored

Still more articulate than Veeky Forums

Wait, I thought Saarebas couldn't speak

haha

MEMES

With this blessing, Carver and I should be safe in the Deep Roads

Of course

I don't think Carver has ever liked Hawke this much

haha

REFERENCES

beautiful magma

ahhhh

?????

Shouldn't being this close to lyrium kill me?

*coughs, erotically*

You'd think armor sets wouldn't have clipping problems

>more godawful mage headgear
Bioware...

It's Lyrium!

But red!

Let me touch this pure lyrium idol...

wtf I suddenly hate Bartrand

Fuck this guy

just beat DAI, took me around 165 hours, playing for two weeks straight. thinking about replaying makes me want to kill myself. at least da2 was short

Replay later. Don't burn yourself out

>at least da2 was short

>shortness being a good thing
Technically speaking, DAI is pretty short. It's just very broad. If you farm Requisitions to unlock each main quest, the game is substantially shorter than it feels when you get bogged down in side quests and companion quests and exploration.

It's dead

Shit

Did Carver just dump you?

Turns out Varric gave him some blighted deep mushrooms as a prank

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Damn it, why did it have to be you, Carver? Take Fenris, take Isabella instead!

Nobody was as good with two-handed weapons as you were.

Well, life goes on

Who else /would/