Back yard mechanic

>doing your own work on your car
spending money to bust your knuckles, get a headache, mess things up because you did it wrong, make multiple trips to parts stores, get wrong parts, not have warrantied work, and generally having things be more difficult than they should be because you dont have the right tools.

...

>getting things wrong
>getting the wrong parts
>being so shit you need a warranty for your own work

Useless deadbeat general?

>raising your own kids

>not having the right tools
>being a poorfag
>being a poorfag and also unable to make your own tools

Plan ahead and research famalam. I changed my control arms on my lunch break a month or so ago.

FC?

>jews trying to beat the system
>they fuck it up
>have to bring it to me to fix
Gets a good laff out of me every time

what you dont see are jews that did beat the system

And it frightens me that they're driving on the same roads as my friends and family