/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #398

This isn't a good way to start the thread.

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't doe,or butterfly,bluejay or even shit.
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>Chloe has to die thing comes true, Cemetery scene explained with that.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it.
>Epilogue: Use ur imaginations:)muh budget

>Kate's grave
LOL

And now I'm going to enjoy some shuteye. Good night/morning, /lisg/. Stay comfy.

Don't fret, Alice. Just ignore that kind of stuff or report it if it breaks rules.

Was that funny Tanner?

kys

Did this come out yet?

he isn't spammer idiot

Why are Kate fans so sensitive?

Because Kate is a vulnerable character that cannot be slandered.

Don't worry. Their stuff will get removed eventually.

I want to hug Max.

Because if you don't stop bullying Kate I'm going to

You're just making the thread uncomfy. If anyone were to post the bay ending or Chloe getting shot, we'd have the exact same reaction. We're just too used to comfy.
>REWIND THIS
>DELET THIS

>be Kate
>discover lesbian porn
>become obsessed

>quotes general's old pasta (along with that fucking under-age fag's posts) which's our hatred compilation of Episode 5

Yes, Chloe, We know.
We all want to as well.

We NEED waifu wars.
Competition = more activity

>playing into troll/shitposter's hands
No thanks.

I'd prefer just best girl wars
strawpoll.me/10882668

They aren't waifus.

>get the fuck out
Get the fuck out

>If anyone were to post the bay ending or Chloe getting shot, we'd have the exact same reaction.
It's part of the game, user. I believe we are on a board called Video Game general.

>Chloe snoring lightly
>Max mumbling about marrying Chloe
>Both of them breathing in sync and sleeping with smiles on their faces

>It's part of the game

Ah, you mean it's the stupiest part of the game which doesn't even make sense.

Your future belongs to you.

LAST AND FINAL REMINDER.

We (a bunch of regulars and ex regulars) are organizing a /lisg/ sings. The song we are going to be singing is Glass walls.
As you may know the song has male and female parts. You can either do both or pick one.
Here is a download with the lyrics and the song: orph.link/lisgsings

>How do I record this?
Use Audacity or something, there are plenty of programs that do this. If you don’t have a mic just use your phone.
Try singing the whole song in 1 go, you can leave out the male or female part depending on which you do. This makes it easier to edit. If you want to do both just record it twice.
Make sure it is JUST YOUR VOICE. No song in the background.

>Okay how do I send in my files?
Email your files to [email protected]
You can add them in the attachment or upload them somewhere where the files can be downloaded from. Try to avoid Vocaroo as it makes the quality shit.

>When is the deadline
You can send in your files till the 15th of August.
If you’re a little later it’s not too bad, the editing won’t start right away but try to do it before then.

>I can’t sing!!!
No one gives a shit, it’s just for fun. Try to join when you can!

It's just uncomfy and stupid.

That's just like your opinion, man

Debatable that it's a part of the game since it's:
Something Max would never do.
Something Max would undo if the player made her do it.

Bae > Bay everyday.

Did anyone join? When are you starting to edit?

>It's part of the game

That's not an opinion.

They aren't waifus.

You can't just contort their personalities, and take them out of their world and relationships.

You fucking cancerous, free-buying newfag.

>it's uncomfy and stupid

That's not an excuse...

How many people do you have so far?
I would try, but I don't even had a mic right now. I hope the final product is good. Or that by some miracle Hannah or Ashly saw this and sent stuff in.
I'd -kill- to hear them sing a duet of it.

What was that smell? shit-eater?

I want to hug Max and Chloe

Come back after you take a breather or two, friend.

You could have at least posted the big lebowski gif

I want to hug every character except Jefferson and Sean Prescott. They do not deserve hugs. They deserve extremely lengthy prison sentences.

>Something Max would never do.
Isn't that also debatable?

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>nice™ newfag's trying to be well-balanced in /lisg

even it's the part of the game (thanks to michel) it doesn't mean that it does make sense or it isn't stupid

It is. The general's greatest pride is in how comfy we are and the reason the regulars have been here so long.
>Did anyone join
>How many people do you have so far
We've multiple although admittedly it's less than 10. We need people like you to participate and make it a success.
>When are you starting to edit?
I'm not the organizer but probably soon.
How do we know that Sean was in the know of things however? Perhaps Nathan made up some excuse for the dark room to be built.

I hate Jefferson but I gotta admit he's kinda attractive.

>I want to hug every character except Jefferson, Sean Prescott, WarrYn, Michel's NPC. They do not deserve hugs. They deserve extremely lengthy prison sentences.

Fix'd

*and it's the reason

Many people disagree with you though (outside of this general ofcourse).

Ok.
But In real life I'm shy like Kate and max

Chloe's clearly not a lesbian though? In the game she pretty much tells Max that she wants to ride Jefferson's dick.

See image.
Debate over.

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>outside of this general
Then leave because no one here wants to hear about Kate bullying, the bay ending or Chloe dying.

I assure you that the regulars would rather the general be slow than to be shitposted via uncomfy to death.
It'll be alright, you'll be as anonymous as on here.

>Many people disagree with you though (outside of this general ofcourse).
>plebbittors etc.

If some people defend the idea that ''lol Max and Chloe are besties, they're bffs,choices matter, also Max'd sacrifice Chloe, luvs warryn, i liked ending...'' they we can easily say that they didn't pay attention what happened in game. So there's no point to argue with them.

any berserk fans?

>bait katefriends
>bait max&chloefriends

tannyr pls

Ya know. I'm starting to think Max may have a crush on Chloe...
Crazy, I know. But I just got this feeling.

What the fuck kind of fetish is this?

gtfo Mari

>gif

can someone post a jpg or png version of this?

>fig
>git

Pre-edited image

I know this is the pre edited but I just want a longer version of this but in png or jpg.

Chloe>Kate

>png

Whoa

>4MB
W-What? The gif was only 1MB.
See :

Did you woah cause it's exactly 4 mb? The quality is the same as it was in the gif one though sadly, there's way too much noise...

Wierd how my replies are not getting posted for some reason. Why is that?

BETTER?!!!!

fucking perfect and that's a tiny file size too man wow!

thx

>The general's greatest pride is in how comfy we are
So? Is your pride a reason to constantly express turgid "feels" and avoid actual /lisg/ discussion because it makes you "feel bad"?

Behavorial correlation doesn't imply causation. Her viewpoints of the world are not set in stone. Nobody's viewpoints aren't permanently set in stone.

>plebbitors
No, many people on other boards have chosen the bay ending and will defend it because they can.
>no point to argue with them
Very shallow.
I get it. You make decisions based on how appropriate it is to the story. I understand that. But not everybody plays the same way you do. There are choices for a reason no matter how much you disagree with it. It's a game. Not a film.

Finally someone did it right. Perfect. How did you get the exact same things? Or are you the user who made the gif in the first place? Good job lad.

>retarded posts about retarded issue
>quotes everyone
>'muh i'm trying to be well-balanced here, you're nitpickers'

Hey there p___ major

The only turds who picked the bay ending are dumbasses who have a retarded le hero complex and who didn't play the game from the heart and learned fuck all from the feelings and bond between Max and Chloe. Giving up your loved one on the off chance that might save the town is retarded. Killing the person you love the most is retarded. Picking bay over bae is the dumbest and most retarded thing anyone would do, it's hardly even noble, people have tornados and such all the time, for all anyone knows it's a natural disaster and it's just fate. Say this tornado doesn't happen, the next one will and will kill tons of people anyway so what fucking good is this at all? At least by the next one maybe people will have this in recent memory and won't be so retarded.

>Or are you the user who made the gif in the first place?

yup.

Why did you pick gif in the first place? seems like a strange choice. Glad you made it jpg instead lad

Daily reminder that Max was in Arthur.

>people on other boards
>people on net
>people on somewhere...

literally who cares?

>implying if people'll jump on a balcony and kill themselves; it's the right thing to do because most of them did that.

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>''I'm here to trigger you''

Here it comes ...

>actual /lisg/ discussion
Shitposting is not discussion. I see zero substance in the Kate bullying/Chloe getting shot/bay ending posts.
>behavioral correlation does not imply causation
There's no other factors other than her behavior. Prove otherwise.

What I don't get what you're trying to do here

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>But not everybody plays the same way you do.

>tfw in 'their' playthrough Max was straight! (but she went all for Chloe anyway)
>tfw in 'their' playthrough Max and Chloe was besties! (but dream sequences,journal entries says other)
>tfw in 'their' playthrough Max wasn't trying to save Chloe!

>mfw everybody got stuck at problem trolley simulator, forced tragic binary endings

LiS is an RPG game :^)

This is for episode 4 but I can't figure out the context

>Giving up your loved one on the off chance that might save the town is retarded. Killing the person you love the most is retarded. Picking bay over bae is the dumbest and most retarded thing anyone would do
Are you even reading your shit?? You're getting a little emotional there and that's literally your opinion. That's why you picked that choice. I'm sure the individuals who picked bay has the same thing to say about you.

>literally who cares
They played the same game as you did. They felt the same emotions as you did. Certainly these other viewpoints aren't crushing your entire reality and you're hiding in "comfy" generals to cope?

I wasn't doing the kate bullying and I didn't see any in-your-face "chloe getting shot posts". But completly neglicting the bay ending isn't helping at all.

It's not an RPG, it's a decision making game.
This whole "but da REAL max wouldnt do that" is plain absurd.

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strawpoll.me/10298158
strawpoll.me/10298158
strawpoll.me/10298158

>w-what I don't get what you're trying to do here...

nice try, shit-stirrer

>resaving a color-restricted run-length-encoded image in a frequency-domain format
Shiggy diggy.
Saving low-quality images in higher settings jpegs will almost always result in filesize increase, not to mention - decrease quality even further.