Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
Camden Martinez
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Evan Morris
Does he need a buff?
Leo Thompson
She shall become a splendid ajumma.
Liam Diaz
WAKE UP JEFF
Juan Brown
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Logan James
Which Overwatch girl gives the best pegging?
Jacob Roberts
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Jacob Carter
>Does Winston need a buff? Yes.
Joshua Scott
ONE HUNDRED FIFTY SHIELDS
Andrew Butler
>tfw this game will never be 1v1 tracer only on ilios
Anyone noticing any difference after the 60tick update?
Brandon Miller
Memes good thing none of them could aim
Joshua Parker
He could use a cd reduction on both his leap and shield.
Aaron Brown
Install Tf2 and find servers running Scout MGE.
Nolan Nelson
Right now he's very situational. He can stomp hard unless enemy team has at least one McCree, Reaper or Hog, which is basically 100% of the games. And if their aforementioned hero is bad enough to let you stomp still, someone will surely swap just to bury your monkey face into the ground. I really like winston, but there is only so much you can do when he's hard-countered by popular and powerful heroes
William Cruz
>tfw you finally find your ideal sensitivity
Eli Reyes
no it's still awful just 5 minutes ago I got hooked out of a mei freeze by a roadhog and it still went on cooldown
Jose Hernandez
So I heard you guys like Overwatch cosplay girls ;)
Henry Nguyen
What an absolute garbage team
Evan Thomas
What am I supposed to blame my deaths on now? That was the only excuse that still worked!
Wyatt Wright
I hope you never wake up you fucking kike
Carter Brooks
>implying tracer takes skill >implying ana is really useful aside from meme darts and meme Q's
ana is fun to play though
Eli Bailey
that peg leg though
Aiden Smith
T. Racer! And girlfriend!
Gabriel Russell
Why wouldn't she take skill? I never thought she had a high skill ceiling or something but never thought she was no-skill.
Chase Torres
>it's a team refuses to play the characters you clearly need in order to win because they are totally good with these characters guys really! episode
Isaac Harris
>What am I supposed to blame my deaths on now? Blame it on the team like the rest of us
Dylan Baker
All you need to remember as a tracer is to use shift/M2 effectively.
Isaac Morris
>it's another competitive match with a duo queue who thinks pocket mercy will win us all the match >this time it's a mercy pocketing a mei
for fuck's sake. mercy and ana are basically just annoying would-be supports. at least with lucio all you need to do is LoS him and he's helping.
>Getting new PC soon >couldnt wait 3 weeks so got Overwatch on console >Already level 30 and rank 59
I really wanna get it on PC but I dont know how I feel about doing it all over again, does making one of those battle.net accounts link it, or am I fucked?
Isaac Cooper
>"Waifu faggots are worthless"
You take that back you double nigger!
Wyatt Butler
Ever since the update, I'm getting massive frame drop My FPS is still reading out the same, around 80, and my ping is still reading the same, about 60, but it's nearly every few seconds I feel I'm getting some kind of dropped frames, or skipping.
Kevin Price
should i buy it
Joseph Nguyen
They dont link. Get PC version anyway
Kevin Morales
Is that a penis?
Aaron Green
what's her mouse 2 again?
Jason Williams
JUST A GAME BRAH
Nathaniel Cox
all you have to do is blink from side to side and fire her insane DPS pistols into enemies
most people won't even stop to 1v1 a tracer so if she stays behind them while they're busy with someone else she's a cakewalk
Christian Roberts
That's called high frame times and can be caused by either drivers or cpu bottleneck, but since you didn't have it before I would just blame game/driver interaction.
Oliver Wright
He's a staple pick in Pro level play. Are you guy all retarded or something?
Justin Brooks
And have good tracking skills. And saying know how to use blink effectively is stupid, of course that's almost entirely all you need to do, it's the biggest piece of her kit, and the most complex part. Also blink.
Nicholas Cox
Thanks user, guess I'll get it on PC anyway
Brandon Powell
>play Pharah >it's a KOTH episode >people start flying off the map all by themselves Lijiang and Ilios are the best.
Noah Jenkins
He needs my dick
William Allen
>top 5% tracer >still have shit weapon accuracy at around +30% fug i need to git gud wat do to improve my tracing
Luis Butler
>get a friend request out of the blue >figure it's somebody I played with, add and check him out >not in my Recent Players queue >as far as I know I have never seen this dude, now that I think about it (though I do have a terrible memory for names) >suddenly shy and wondering how the fuck this dude found my battletag to add me
Isaiah Butler
Audio's clipping out mid-game and clipping back in. Seems to be tied to iTunes. I did get a Windows update recently. Did it break something audio-wise?
Parker Clark
Same as her shift, Blink.
>tfw when accidentally tapping M2 in a fight and blinking off a ledge
Ryan Nelson
No he's not, he's around a 50% pick rate right now, and his only use is to make Genji/Reaper's job easier while fucking up Zenyatta. We need more tanks like Reinhardt and Zarya, who aren't situational.
Owen Martinez
Season 1 ends on 17th The Last Bastion on 18th Summer games end on 22th Blizzcon on 4th-5th
Right? This should in the OP instead of outdated DPS shit
Easton Rogers
What purpose can he serve that can't be fulfilled better by somebody else?
Andrew Powell
>Implying that even 6-man stacks of normal run-of-the-mill players can even hope to pull the shit that goes on in pro-level play. They've got too much team synergy and too many good aimbots to even hope to use that as reasoning for not buffing/nerfing specific characters.
Winston is pretty terrible in regular play right now.
John Price
Yes.
>He's a staple pick in Pro level play W U T
If you like aiming PC is better. If you dont stick to console
Alexander Sullivan
>"I've got all the Mexicans in my sights" Jesus 76! I know you hate Reyes but come on!
Angel Peterson
True.
Ryder White
Keep playing jumping zenyatta this, he is worthless right now without a zarya bubble and/or a flanker jumping in alongside him.
Fuck I hate these shitters. I just want to win video games
Colton Ramirez
IT'S JUST QUICKPLAY
Cameron Perry
>i somehow need to grind 40 more matches in two days to get some gold weapons
welp
Parker Wright
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James Fisher
Just opened my 4th Zarya Champion skin. No Tracer Sprinter skin in sight. This may be my last post.
Gavin Nguyen
>Hanzo with a vagina
What's the opposite of futa called?
Thomas Russell
Have you accepted the fact that this will end up being the homo romance of Overwatch? Their comic is coming out soon.
Charles Reyes
Cuntboy
Josiah Reyes
>competitive / nepal - shrine / 2-2 / 90% - 90% >enemy team has the point >team taking potshots from outside >see a reaper sneaking up on the outer stairs >"My nanoboost is ready" >"Death Blossom is almost ready" >"GET IN THERE!" >1,2,3,4,5 kills *by reaper* >"Helden sterben Nicht!" *then dies from a shotgun blast* >Fuuuuu >DIEDIEDIE >1,2,3,4,5 kills *by reaper* >TEAM KILL >Victory What monster have I created?
David Thompson
The 65 dream is dead. Got what? Two days at most to get up there? I've done nothing but go down from 55 steadily since I started Comp last Saturday.
Hudson Ortiz
Not him, he definitely needs a buff. Winston is a Genji and Zen counter with friendly Zenyatta support. And now you might think
>but he can't counter Genji lol!
Yeah, well no one does it better and because tournaments are rehearsed teams with a lot of communication going on it's actually doable. Unfortunately, Winston is one of those "well we don't really have a choice and he can do this one thing we need even if he's garbage otherwise or can't do it well." Like the rapid spinners in Pokemon who are usually, but not always, garbage and only exist to clear entry hazards.
Ayden Parker
God don't you have like actual flankers to do that, Winston get's his ass whooped if zen can aim for shit
Michael Mitchell
reminder that futas are popular among straight men and gay men have zero interest in them while the opposite of futa, cuntboys, are exclusively popular among gay men with no other demographics showing even a passing interest in them.
Cameron Bell
>have gotten champion zarya 3 times >got the other one twice >no medal pose for zenyatta yet I just want ONE thing
Im at 63. ALMOST THERE
Dylan Howard
Fuck, ignore this i didn't read that last part
Luke Gonzalez
I think he is more interested in the older Amari. Also when is the new comic coming out?
Jaxson Kelly
Is this a surprise to anyone Anyone at all
John Powell
I pretty much gave up comp this season. I was placed at low 40s because I decided to play my placements with shitty friends that wanted to meme.
And then on forward in solo I had matches where no one wanted to communicate, Offensive Torb, Hanzos who couldn't hit shit and Genjis trying to be like Seagull.
Chase Peterson
Wanna team up? I'm just trying to get to 46 before it ends. Wish i didn't mess around and place badly at the start. I competitive was new and I didn't really try at the time I placed. And when I found out how bad it was I climbed all the way to 40 and just sort of stopped there.
If you're interested.
Bentley Martin
I want to get past rank 55. What the fuck hero do I play? I usually play Reinhardt or Lucio depending on what team needs because no one likes tanking or healing.
Does anyone want to team the fuck up?
Jacob Evans
Is this came CPU intensive? My GPU is decent-ish and meets the minimum requirements, but my CPU is admittedly pretty fucking old. It's an Intel Duo Core E6600 2.4 Ghz.
Anyone has any experience running this on a toaster or with similar specs I'd appreciate any answers.
Ian Sanders
How bad do you have to be to get queued up with people doing placements? I'm helping a friend through them so he can get a rank before the season ends, I'm 62.
We're getting put into teams with 4-man queues where everyone is ranked, and they have stars. And they're getting thrown in with somebody doing their placement.
Like, is it an MMR thing? How shit do you have to be to queue up after getting your rank this close to the end of the season, and still be getting thrown in with people doing placements.
Hudson Campbell
>I think he is more interested in the older Amari Yeah as his back up for taking down Reyes
>Also when is the new comic coming out?
Dunno but 76 and Reap in their golden days are plastered on the cover along with 2 new faces, rein, ana, and torb. Also it's not going to be like the others it's pay to read this time
I'd assume it's coming out with Gamescon though, that's my best guess.
Brayden Long
some people still try to say that futa is gay even though they're the one demographic with zero interest in it.
Lincoln Myers
I played it on a computer with a phenom 9950 and a relatively modern graphics card and it was playable but not great.
James Martinez
So should I keep playing this fucker or what? Also what should be my backup options in case I get forced into another role?
Ayden Moore
My CPU is Phenom 2 X4 965, my GPU is GTX 970 (don't ask, it's a Frankenstein of a PC) and it runs silky smooth.
Ryder Peterson
What the fuck are 76's chest straps for? What is that even called?
Robert Hughes
I think your talking about first strike. That's coming out in November
Thomas Lopez
>on defense >everyone is at the wrong side of the chokepoint
Nicholas Campbell
So is he really not a young man anymore?
Elijah Harris
>be rank 77 >people add me after a win >play a few games with them >ok gg's see ya >log on the next day >instant invite to group >win about 50% >ok gg's see ya >log on the next day >instant invite to group again >would rather just solo, better win % >nah I'm going solo, thanks though >log on next day >instant invite to group >remove them friend's list >run into them a little later in a game because I forgot I only play with like a player pool of 50 people for some reason >"oh look, it's user. Why'd you remove me user??"
Connor Cook
people have ranks even during placements, just not visible yet, and they gain/lose it per normal to be finally revealed after their 10th match. it uses their quickplay "mmr" to start if they haven't got one already.