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Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Mo Zing Miko, Kandra Wildfire, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

Challenge: Can you spot the fluffy little mcharr in the OP?

Yeah, it's like spotting a lumpy dog turd on my carpet. Hard to miss.

Also, let's see some more GW1 stuff.

Does that mean you want to pick him up with your big, snugly hand too?

>turn my back for one second
>Master Togo runs into a million mobs and instantly dies
what the fuck man

>no cute futa asura to use you whenever she wants

Oh yeah?

Just hit 80 on my first character through pvp. how do I gear up for wvw? I'm playing a mesmer. what gear do I need?

Yeah, sadly.

Ended up with this for my Thief's new design.

My engineer is already using natural leather colours though, so I wanted to go with something other than brown, but black is too usual and most of the colours don't look proper.

On mesmer you need literally nothing because the only reason you exist is to drop veils in front of zerg and portal people into places they shouldn't be

i want to be one of those roaming mesmer types though.

I think that I just fell in love with a game franchise that wasn't an mmorpg, but then was forced to watch it try to become something it never needed to be. At least I can still return to tf2 for fun, and friends can always keep me going in most anything. Video games are alright by me. That said, I guess I now know the sensation of being thoroughly scoutedby a person I admire, and it feels nice.

>Camo Edition
git gud

one of these things is not like the others
one of these things just doesnt belong

tell me /gw2g/, what turns you on the most ?

>git gud
Not bad...

Yeah, he'll move on his own sometimes, you have to be quick to draw aggro+kill. Another pro-tip, focus your allied NPC's attacks on a monster by targeting them, ctrl+t should be default.

With this trend of re-used assets, it might come back, along with the elite shout.

inb4 Guard elite spec uses the old tomes a la kits.

FUTA

being a slutty charr

fluffy futacharr cunny......

>tfw no ritu wife

They're so flexible and just the right amount of shape...iktf bro..

I'll have to fiddle with the targeting controls a bit. I skipped the tutorial since I could remember the basics but completely forget anything relating to targeting. That's enough GW1 for today though. Time to gather those blood rubies..
Memes

No. Keep the futa to the asura. The loving asura with tender natures which blossom under the warm sun of intimate company.

...

Even this place. Empty.

Who was the qt pale chick on the cover for all the gw1 stuff?

This is nice I will steal it

Cynn? Or the necro?

>tfw Cynn married Mhenlo at the end of Cantha: Beyond

Eve the necromancer

Post floozies

This one. And she's a necromancer? Dropped. I always pegged her for a mesmer.

It is indeed faction bonus weekend, so I expect there might be people later in the day. Apparently user, people do get FA/JQ games going, but it's been during weekends in the past, and ours is just about up.

>inb4 Guard elite spec uses the old tomes a la kits.
not really a good inb4 considering they already said this would happen eventually

>gothic outfit
>vampire-pale skin
>holds skulls in official fanart
>WTF I THOUGHT SHE WAS A MESMER
user pls
Also
>mesmers
>relevant
>ever
l m a o
I think they've been the most non-existent class for the entirety of GW, they don't even have a figurehead character and their mercs all sucked.

Gwen was cute tho

That she was

They were awesome in GW1, GW2 not so much. Also, they seem nonexistent, because they're all in disguise.

fuck
I forgot about eotn
I got most of my playtime when GW1 wasn't called prophecy and on faction, didn't like nightfall at all and kinda lost interest, only picked EOTM for pantheon shit when I thought GW2 would be good

>They were awesome in GW1
Literally shit
Only times I saw mesmers were in Pvp, and most of the time they were retarded clutch builds relying on the secondary profession, like those fast casting earth magic gatling guns mesmers or illusion signet globe fuckers

What aura is this?

I started playing it for the first time a few days ago.
Going mostly blind with a few tips from friends here and there so feel free to throw some more tips but no spoilers.

Lategame they broke PvE though

Legendary rifle

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

>posting the above post is the first thing jugg does when he wakes up in the morning

just a quick reminder 3/4 of those guilds are dead

and USA is a furry guild, so I don't even have to say anything

do you really expect anything less from someone who literally gets autism checks from the government

he will never stop posting that 'meme' because it would ruin his routine, and autists cant handle sudden changes in their environment well

>9 am here
>that means it's 5 am over there
That is some next level autism

he does it for a reaction, I bet he also won't stop posting it because people keep referring to it

but its also kind of pathetic
>posting memes as the first thing you do when you wake up

someone has problems

Who are the best futas here

There's only 2 active guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP, please don't mislead new players with this troll list.

There's been some good advice so far. Mine would be finding a fully upgraded guild for quick access to a merchant zone. Good luck!

>Who are the best piles of shit here

Futas are not piles of shit

>holds skulls in official fanart
>official
>fanart

I think I have autism, but I'm also a productive member of society. Can I get autism checks?

how do people get the game looking so good? Even on max graphic settings my shit doesn't look this nice. Is it an addon?

I want to put my penis in you're assassin desu

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

So im just downloading the game again after about a year away from the game. How is the player base compared to about a year ago? Has it dropped alot or is it steady now?

Go away faggot

go way faggot

Go away faggot

NCsofts reports indicate GW2 just had its worst financial quarter since the game came out, so it's safe to say that we're probably at an all time low. It's mostly steady though, there's still people around. Not ded just yet

Still plenty of people in the maps and in LFG

So which user got their ladyboy cherry popped last night?

I wish user, it already makes up about 80% of my consumed porn

Oh? Then it should go without saying that you know who the futa rats are.

Sadly no, I'm actually an user that knows pretty much no one.

lady boys/sissies=/=hermaphrodites=/=transvestites
i know my feminine dicks user

Ugh, whatever, just get in the boat already. God.

ok

Best Order for Norn Warrior?

Vigil if you want to be lame.

Go Whispers and spy on people with your axe.

Doesn't really matter, I like Vigil but it's cliche for Norn. Maybe Priory?

Just go with the one whose weapons you like the most. I went with Whispers for my fnorn Guardian so I'd have the option to use a switchblade greatsword. The armors are meh and once you finish the missions specific to your Order, you're just "pact commander" anyway.

Anybody wanna play through Prophecy?

>15%: 89000 files remaining
would that I could

Any GW1 players here? What class should I pick if all I want to do is run in, stab stab stab, and never die? I was thinking Derv/Sin or something to that effect?

I started with Ritualist due to all the Revenant hype but it didn't click with me.

you suck senpai

>lilly kissed salty rod

You did very well, user

i'd let you kiss my salty rod if u know what i mean

l-lewd

Mesmers are best. That's why your girlfriend keeps going back.

Mesmers are all secretly fat neckbeard mindrapists.

but my gf is a mesmer

Sounds like you got mesmerized, fammander.

Dervish or Assassin, yea

I would if I still had access to my old account, but the email I thought I used for it won't work for password recovery. I'm not paying for that shit again.

That sounds like Surbrus, yeah.

Did anyone save those miki fanfics?

yeah, fireden did.

why are people so rude?

>nigga

>Norn women have 10/10 bodies but 1/10 faces
Every time.

Sweltering futanorns for raw erotic pleasure. Warm futasuras for intimate love-making.

god damn it swagg go to sleep already

>strong norn thighs
>firm norn butts
hnng

Already did.