/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

None of the current ones.

BF Felicity
Marry Ashe

>waifus for friends
Waifus are for beating to death brutally.

Only males can make good friends.

don cheeto would be a best friend

He would user, but he is taking a break right now.

BFF with Kaylie!
Marry Reica!

Man FalloutStation is so fucking good.

Reminder that sec having pistols with weak bullets is a great addition to sec and none of you can find a single thing bad with it.

Go on, Im waiting.

All the edgy teens re-enacting police shootings

>Get shot and tazed for throwing paper planes
>Bleed to death in perma

Can't wait for three Zimmermans to all sign up for sec officer at once.

Non-Issue, people take the piss out of everything and most of the time shit is funny anyhow
Shitcurity will happen regardless, you got knives that made the bleed already if they are feeling dickish, plus don't you have paper and pens to call the AI for medical help by shoving the paper in a camera, alongside donkpockets and a assortment of botanical med making devices to cure your shit?

Buff choking.

Okay.
I'll do that after I finish coding and spriting different breast sizes.

dog bless

I just want choking to be a viable method of killing someone.

I want shower wrenching and toilet dunking back

Man FalloutStation is the fucking bomb.

>Be a Legion Centurion.
>Be part of a plan to invade the resident vault.
>Get seperated from the rest of the legion troops.
>Eventually find them, our 10 strong force has been reduced to 2 others and myself.
>Get attacked by a regulator and left as the only survivor.
>Realize I have appendicitis.
>Brave the radiation to get to the vault door.
>Plead against the AI to let me in.
>Eventually do, get the surgery I need.
>While I'm under the vault is invaded by raiders.
>Run to escape with a vault guard and the doctor that saved my life.
>Doctor goes down getting to the escape train, I weld myself in with the guard in the sec section.
>There's a massive explosion that takes out the dividing wall, and I book it to the front to distract the raider.
>Die.
>But the guard just barely makes it, surviving all the way to the end.
>"War. War never changes."

what
is that a server?

See:

>War. War never changes."

Possible fallout reference?

Hey, I noticed you guys link to the old tgstation wiki in the 'What is Space Station 13?' pastebin, the one that got locked out of the blue and convinced a bunch of players that Veeky Forumsstation died. Can any of you edit that pastebin to point to the new wiki? (tgstation13.org/wiki/Starter_guide)
Or perhaps it needs a replacement; looks like the vgstation address changed too.

when you code it

Regulator town baby. Solid way of making a comfy town, grabbin 3-5 regs and buildin dat wall. The rest comes ez.

Couches nerfed when

What time zone is the logs in?

Eliminator x Bismuth ten times in a single post in the thread

Also that server needs a revolver for frontier justice pronto. Maybe some lever rifles too.

PST
It is now 7:47AM

ayy lmao

>toss dice
>slimed at the start of a 200 minute round

>that round

>rolling outdoors
Your own fault

total notes put in chest cavities: 2

The ayys were antag, right?

Get a genetics backup before you roll next time.

i had nothing to do with any violence commited by my brothers, i was simply the surgery man, i commited no harm

Yes, we kind of got into a tight situation with an escaping test subject.

fuck off jemmy

why did syndicate stop responding to my messages?

Detective Bros 4ever

She never liked you to begin with and was only talking to you as long as you helped her with her homework

>a*y

Are you ayyngry?

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fallout is neat and all but it needs work before i would want to play it, fun for 4-5 rounds but quickly lose interest

intigracy is neat and all but he needs work before i would want to marry him, fun for 4-5 nights but quickly lose interest

Page 10 bump.

Diona are best race

I'm sorry but that title actually belongs to plasma men.

...

They're even better on baystation

HOW DO I ATMOS?! HELP, IT'S URGENT

You sit back and do nothing because atmos is in working order at roundstart

How convenient, huh?

You ask an autismo to fix it for you.
Or you could always learn.

Here is what atmos should look like.

Post red flags for spessman you know they are faggots

>HoP
Equips the armored coat roundstart

DON'T DO THIS! MY METAFRIEND DID THIS AND IT CREATED MUSTARD GAS!

Sawbones fucking roasted Solarious, btfo.

>It's another cargo is fucking retarded episode

thanks for making that dank bar, grey and cayden

>Me and a diona I grew chilling in the pod, both as the only greentexts
feels good man

>sawbones calling anyone an attention seeker

Is Todd 2hotdogs?

It was fun

>seeking attention
>t. sawbones
fuck off sawbones

The only people stupid enough to actually care about that shit are in the Discord themselves so do us a favor and keep it there

Even if the fucking slimes didn't mutate, the ones that did went for blue, ya made it neat borer.

Thanks pal, was fun.

Discord's pretty fun, we normally talk about dogs and play vidya

>Join 15 minutes late as CMO
>See a chemist on the manifest and I go see how he does
>Fridge is empty and Cryo as well
>Ask him over department comms that the fridge is empty and how he is doing
>No response
>Ask a little later over department comms again
>No response
>Getting a bit annoyed
>See him talk with the bartender over common comms so I yell at him over common comms
>No response
>Tell him that if he doesn't fucking make chems in the next few minutes I will make sure he doesn't come back to medical
>No response
>He comes back later and a paramedic chlorals him
>We strip and toss him out
>Later get BWOINKED by my favorite min asking what happened
>I explain what happened
>Admin tells me that the guy apparently "missed" my four separate calls which is why he didn't respond
>It gets cleared up and I let him work again thinking that maybe I was too harsh
>From working he just seems new to the game so I feel bad
>After a while he disappears again and I assure myself that he is coming back no worries
>A vampire victim we revive tell us that he thinks Eddie(The chemist) was the one who succed him
>He is later burned in the chapel as I watch

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>Accidentally drink a glass of puke ingame
>Start gagging irl and have to take a 5 minute break to calm down

>see people wishing they could build inside the AI core
>spawn some smoke and open the core
>they start yelling wizard
ayyy

At least you did make a dank bar afterwards, too bad I fell asleep while observing

Who isn't in the Discord though? Most if not all regulars are, at least.

I am not and i don't plan to be

That's why you should keep it there with the people who are dumb enough to care

I'm not in the discord and never will be.

t. user

Literal whos aren't, and literal whos don't care about what's happening in it, so there is no point trying to get their attention.

Me and most people aren't actually, just the loudest, so either join and stop asking, or stay as a who and dont care.

Mostly all the cancer in the server, they all just want to be "muh metaclub" instead of just playing the fucking game, nothing would be lost if they all went away

>most people
>90 people online in discord, early on a monday

I'd say most people are in the Discord.

>nothing would be lost if they all went away
>all the admins leaving wouldn't affect the server

???

>all the admins leaving wouldn't affect the server

aside from a very select few it would actually make the server better

>bartender with shotgun outside of the bar
>botanist without a green bandana
>geneticist
>any alt science job minus xenoarch
>science
>chaplain doesnt put on any sort of costume
>IAA wears sunglasses
>security WEARING A FUCKING BERET inb4 >b-but i k-keep a helmet in my backpack!! no you niggers dont you die with the fucking beret on every single time you useless fucks
>captain doesnt have the pipe
>CMO existing in the first place

Pomf's in there as well, though.

t. nox refugee

>90 people online in discord, early on a monday
>13 in game
I'd say it's more of a circlejerking

>chaplain doesn't put on any sort of costume

What if I don't want to do some insane gimmick, and instead want to be a sane, normal, Christian Pastor preaching His word to all the lambs of God?

What? You aren't suppose to remember anything after being killed. Here I thought that you guys figured out it was me from the chemicals in her system sinced I use chloral hydrate

but no

I got fucking ratted out by someone who forgot about Clone Memory Disorder

you have to at least wear the robes

A circlejerk literally anyone can join, also known as a chatroom.

gb2bay

All religious followers are insane by default so

You either are the most clueless bay refugee ever, or you're baiting. I can't tell which, but I'm going with bait, since you went and namedropped CMD.