How do you go from this

>he tried to tell me about mercedes superior engineering, but the check engine light literally cuckolded him into a dealership
>thank allah tyrone was nearby with his escalade, I would have been stuck there for days!

>he thinks the LT4 is reliable

To this?

>he doesn't have an LQ9
lt4 hasn't done well though. I wonder if they will introduce a new quad cam LT5 though, would be neat.

>he's so assmad he doesn't greentext
>he didn't use a laughing girl image
>he thinks he can outshitpost the king of Veeky Forums

>yfw kike kat shitposting outside the /dbt/ is as cancerous as inside the /dbt/

How do you go from this

To this?

To this?

>he doesn't even have a laughing girls folder
>he tries to talk shit anyways

after a number of years here, you learn how to troll and genuinely lower the iq of everything around you

>he can't even recognize his """""""""godmachine""""""""" from the underneath aero
>the car is so shit it can't even go in a straight line without crashing horrendously
>"but at least it is good on a r-racetrack"

This is the most pathetic attempt at shit posting I've seen in a while

>he damage controls after getting btfo
>his corvette can't complete a lap without exploding
>"b-but atleast it looks good broken down"
>he's this assmad

>doesn't even have a laughing female to back up his retort
>"but we do good at GT racing, right?"

>his favorite car company has NEVER won lemans

>his favorite car company has NEVER won lemans

>his nissan can't even complete a lap of the la sarthe

To this?

>he thinks GM has won LeMans

>and then he tried to tell me class wins didn't matter
>he cried a little when I brought up the FWD lmp1 disaster

everything attempted by kit kat is pathetic

How do you go from this

To this?

To this? (a cookie for anyone who gets it)

>and then he started rambling on about "muh class win"
>he actually likes companies that have gotten bailed out
>he still doesn't have a laughing girls folder
You have failed me as my apprentice. Your shitposting is appalling bad. Go away.

also

women are disgusting

because texas and nitroglycerin under your tongue

>is a japanophile
>his self portrait became a meme recently
pic related ;^)

>women are disgusting
>so im going to make a folder and save pictures of them

that doesn't make any sense

> expecting a homo dog fucker to think straight

>he actually replied
>he's heterosexual

>ur a virgin lmao

fucking reddit-tier reply, literally got a girl preggo and had to take abortion pills

>he makes up stories on the internet

>p-pls stop replying to me, its d-deeply triggering and problematic!

its tumblr time

>he has LITERALLY never creampied a girl

lmao

>i-i've had sex with women before
>p-please believe me

>because texas and nitroglycerin under your tongue

No, the correct answer was Carroll Shelby.

> he's been shit posting here less than a year

>he doesn't have a laughing girls folder

>he has LITERALLY never ever had sex with a girl
>he was never caught by her brother going deep inside her
>he never did it while his dad was in the living room
>he never got a handjob in a bus

lmao familia, its like you are an homo or something

To this?

Because cuckold fantasies where girls laugh at me isn't my thing

>he doesn't get it
shelby had a heart condition so when he raced the DBR1 at le mans, he had to have a nitroglycerin tablet under his tongue to avoid having a heart attack.

and he's from texas you twit

>he has LITERALLY never creampied a girl
shit's cash as fuck

>take abortion pills
been there done that. wouldn't recommend

>he makes up stories on the internet
>he wants to have sex with women
>he's heterosexual

>he thinks gays are some special snowflake
I bet you aren't even fabulous.

but there is laughing girls softcore porn with no cuckolding involved

>he puts words in people's mouths

Source? I've gotta see this.

>shelby had a heart condition

That, i know.

>so when he raced the DBR1 at le mans, he had to have a nitroglycerin tablet under his tongue to avoid having a heart attack.

That i didn't know.

>and he's from texas you twit

That's why i posted the chicken farm i know. anyway extra cookies for cleverly guessing correctly even if it threw me off.

To this?

fuck off alphonse, you fucking faggot

You gonna call the big bad janny on me for being naughty? ;^)

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph560a9b2315702

i have fapped to this like 20 times

Jesus fuck Veeky Forums, you fuckers can't even keep a fucking thread going without turning into a fucking circlejerk of laughingwhores, weebshit and faggots.

Veeky Forums's janny is pretty awful at moderating.

I honestly question if we even have mods sometimes.

We don't, he just comes up to reduce shitposting levels every few hours then leaves again.

Lamborghini

>chocolate chip pls

How do you go from this?

To this?

>Gen 2
At least do it right

How do you go from this

>yfw Jeremy Clarkson loved this car.

To this

Fuck off back to

still not as fast as the Snek.

to this

Granted it was 80s Chrylser but a turbo I4 was cool back then.

Modern Corollas look good

Make me

Turbo I4's were never cool

Nigga pls.

youtube.com/watch?v=X9IMEjplQyY

GROW BIG CACTUS

Fucking seriously? why?

>The first generation LHS was praised by motoring journalist Jeremy Clarkson, who is well known for criticizing American automobiles but described the LHS as "by global standards, right up there with the best."

Hammond also loved the Fiat Multipla for being a generally useful car even though it looks ugly and funny

Dude that's a New Yorker not an LHS

GROW BIG, CACTUS.

Mr. Carroll Shelby

The only difference between the New Yorker and LHS was a center console and the LHS had less chrome. Otherwise identical in every way.

GROW BIG CACTUS

To this

Said no one ever.

Clearly I said that

Still two different models