/dsg/ - Souls General

You suck at games user.

Are you a troll, or are you just really that bad?

>want to make a new character
>remember that part
you know the whole PvE portion of DaS3

also FC when?

If you're that shit at it, use a summon and have him carry you through like the little bitch you are

Just use CE.

>chalice dungeons

It must burn the Chosen Undead that he's the only one without a level up waifu.

>going through NG+2 and picking up duplicates of everything just so i don't have to PvE on a new build
jokes on me i won't make more than 1 build for this game anyways

>implying
Try the game instead of watching outdated video. It's impossible. If one of them go far enough, the others join him.

IS FROMSOFT GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE DLC AT GAMESCOM

>want to make a cosplay
>the only three cosplays in the whole game you can make fast enough are boring DaS 3 characters like Anri, Horace or Sirris
>Ornstein set is late game
>Solaire is spread over various drops
>Lautrec is behind Pope
>Smough and Grandad are after Aldrich AND the later forces you to lose settlement as an invasion area

_no

It seems to be the most likely outcome.

implying nada, dipshit.

I literally did it yesterday. Stop being shit at the game.

Well, they're all shitty characters anyway, the DaS 1 firekeepers or best girls of their games blow them out of water.

>have to kill 2dogs for Lautrec's set
nice memeeemeememee

>/dsg/ still can't get water reserve

I like to think they just didn't want faith to be viable, /dsg/ wouldn't be this bad, right?

Im gonna make a Tarkus build in DaS2

I'm gonna assume you're talking about the screamer and his merry buddies, in which case you can just kill them all from the ledge above with no risk.

>the only piece of tarkus' gear present in ds2 got ruined by berserkfag pandering

r8 my meme

Possible but unlikely considering TGS is right around the corner, and that's when the first trailer for the Bloodborne DLC came out

youtube.com/watch?v=5sxV3x7r0AU
Let me break it down for you, dumbass. Check out the video.
>inb4 outdated

See how even without arrows the guy is able to lure them out?

>But they all follow!
You have more than enough time to kill off the first guy before the others join in.

You do know what watching a video doesn't mean you're qualified to talk about the game, right?

>I'm so shit at this that I refuse to believe that the user has even played the game and is just watching videos!
Amazing.

No, it's just silly to gate something like cosplay behind something like that, let alone so late in the game

>strawmanning
Pathetic.

PERSONAL COMPUTER!

FIGHT CLUB!

BOYFRIEND!

WHERE?

>tfw threeshotting a Washing Pole memer with MLG at only 37 INT
holy shit this is fun

Man, if I'm pathetic, I can't even begin to imagine what you are.

Quick! What's every piece of HP regen gear I can use at once??

>and they kept that retarded change in ds3

what's the JP description, that honestly sounds like an error

What set is this guy using?

For cosplay purposes, crank that str and luck to 99
Caestus allows you to sheathe your sword
And his name is Guts

Obviously better than you.

Offhand chime for the wa
Anri's buffed with BW
Sun princess ring
1 HoT miracle

2handed 27/40 is much better, 601AR

double blessed sun princess blessed weapon replenishment

Anri's Sword main hand with Blessed Weapon buff
Any chime offhand with the Gentle Prayer weapon art

Body buff of Replenishment/Bountiful Light/Bountiful Sunlight

Sun Princess Ring

You can't stack the chime WA with regen spells

I haven't played DS3 since May and was wondering if anyone could give me a quick rundown on anything I may have missed in the time since I stopped playing.

Looks like pontiff knight

So, I got the Drakeblood set in NG+ DS3 today. I'm a believer, this armor set looks great, except the pants. I've been using Faraam or the Thief trousers.

Estoc is now an offhand weapon
A new challenger- Carthus Curved Sword, has arrived
that's it, literally nothing else changed

You can, Replen + wa works fine

I had no problem with Dark Souls and Dark Souls 2 but the third is kicking my ass.

Guts wasn't exactly a dexfag If I'm not mistaken

King's Set best armor in Dark Souls 2

>finishing the game with any other armor on

How good is the BKGA

Best Greataxe but has stupid stamina costs because From cannot into balance.

fun as fuck to use and that's the only thing that matters

>Tried being a Blade of Darkmoon
>3 days I was waiting to be summoned
>Switches to Watchdogs of Farron
>Decided to invade someone one day
>They immediately get a Blade of Darkmoon summoned

It really highlights how shit das2 was when you compare this weapon in that game, to in this game.

Like, it's not a laughing matter.

>unironically having the legion etiquette in the hotbar
>almost using it in that webm
user pls

what's wrong with Legion Etiquette

>not performing LE with ridiculously oversized weapons

Legion Etiquette is my favorite gesture. And if it makes people mad, even better.

It's really fucking overly dramatic, it just screams "pssh...nothin personnel...kid...". Just use "by my sword". Its meaning is pretty much the same but it looks nowhere as edgy

>not using it ironically

I like to see how many of them I can get off before duels

Shit like this is why it's my weaponfu

>summoning phantom for dragonslayer armor fight
>one of them tries to attack me
>black crystal him home
>his character dissapears but his lifebar is still here, and I can hear him swinging at me
Miyazaki's cocksuckers will defend this.

Let's say that you win a duel, hard. We're talking absolute humiliation here, it wasn't even close. What is the ABSOLUTE, RUDEST gesture that you could display to your opponent as he fades away? for each game in the series

>not the slutty caster clothes

Do you even waifu, faggot?

I get triggered by the Bloodborne applause

>liking slutgear
you must be at least 18 to post here

Deserter sorceress is literally the worst thing you can put on your "waifu"

Just ask someone to drop the set

This or look skyward

never played DeS or BB

DS1: look skyward
DS2: mock
DS3: applause

Sigh
Look skyward
No way!
Vermin crush
There is no good one, dark souls 3 is a safe place for duel faggots

Probably applause or point down.

>not liking bigger tits
What are you, gay?

What? I love the Brume Sorceress top with the Black Leather leggings. Or robes + skirt if I'm playing a cleric. I think I dress up my waifus more than I play the damn game.
I don't use the desert sorceress set because my waifu deserves better

God Vermin Crush was so goddamn good.
There has never been a gesture more derisive.

Why do you always play females lucky

>I don't use the desert sorceress set because my waifu deserves better
oh yeah? and what if your waifu has an exhibitionism fetish, user? don't you want her to be happy?

Dark Souls 1 was about telling a story and learning the skills.
Dark Souls 2 is about testing your skills.

Dark Souls 3 is about shitting on your face and fanservice.

>thinking he knows user's waifu

There are plenty of other degenerate sets she can wear while we visit the morbid darkness of the undead crypt.
My waifu isn't into that anyway, stop projecting your waifu's paraphillias on her

If I have to stare at a character's ass for hundreds of hours, I would rather it be another girl's.

I love big, juicy tits, user. But the only thing that chest piece gives characters is big rigid shoulders.
But the deserter sorceresses are the sluttiest casters, it's obvious we'd think those

>try to speedrun to get NG+ rings
>2 hours later
>I'm still at pontiff

just end me

>replaying ds2 while waiting for ds3 dlc
>just picked up bkga there
why
WHY

>staring at your character's ass instead of playing the game
lol

I like it because of how triggered people get by it.

How do I add something to wikidot? Karla's page is uncomplete.

I think it shows too much flesh in a way I don't enjoy. I prefer the Brume Sorceress, Skeleton Lord's robes, and in some cases the hollow mages' robes, I love to imagine what's under that serious, sober robe.

>another