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Season 1 ends on 17th of August
The Last Bastion on 18th of August
Summer games end on 22th of August
Blizzcon on 4th-5th in September


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apologize

hana song

Tracer is for cuddling

Post healslut

Don't boop that bastion
Don't sing Hana A song
Don't shock that genji
Don't ride the dragon to long
Don't step in the trap just because junkrat is taking a nap
Don't drop the beat while lucio is in the sack
Don't wake mcree when he is counting sheep
Don't melt that mei she is trying to sleep!
Don't wake my daughter unless you plan to ask for Mercy today
Don't blow onto gabriel or his smoke will dissipate
Don't shake jack or he's bound to cause trouble
Don't whisper to rein or I will be cleaning up all the rubble
Don't tell hog that Australia is no more
Don't bother symmetra she can really snore
Don't you unleash that molten core
Don't shout cheers because Lena is on the floor
Don't call athena while winston is getting his rest
Don't go to widow right now or she wont look her best
Don't disturb Zarya shes acquiring her gains
Don't ship off Zenyatta hes just trying to attain!
Its bed time /owg/

Post yfw "Tactical necessity"

I JUST WANT THE WEIGHTLIFTER ZARYA SKIN

I WANT IT

No, go suck a dildo

m8s I'm rank 52 is that average or bad?

I dont have any pictures of you though

ITS HIGH NOON!

youtube.com/watch?v=j_Jg2MZexkA

>meta as fuck team comp
>lose horribly
>crazy team comp with "unusable" heroes
>win easily

bad

If i drop from 65 I still get the 300 points right

First for incest.

I have both of them
on PS4

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Anyone else getting terrible connections errors all of a sudden?

see you in 3 days

We have a few more days. Let's try our best.

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arctic is better anyways

WAKE UP JEFF

why do you care about picks when you're in a low rating?

WAKE UP JEFF

>Nepal
>3 stack all goes Bastion
>other 2 people go offense
>think to myself "no way in hell I'm going a healer in this"
>go reinhardt
>babysit the retards to victory

I have been on PS4, thought my provider was just being shit.
Too light, both are darker

FUCK

I literally lost every game where someone picked mercy, I probably got revived by mercy once in 4 matches

fuck mercy players

I hope sombra has some sort of EMP to hard counter bullshit heroes like zarya and zenyatta. That way blizz could also buff symmetra's shield giving ability without breaking the hero.

That doesn't even make any sense

50 is average.

About 80% of players are in 40-60.

Yes it counts your highest attained rank of the season, once you get to 65 you can start having fun again.

>big coat and tiny dumb goggles
vs
>red spandex that hugs the curves and a cute ponytail

nyet

Yes. Your Highest Rank is saved as just that.

This isn't even good porn.

JEFF WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU NUMBER 50 LOVING KEK

>5 attackers on attack
>Accept we're going to lose and pick healer
>We win
I'll never understand that, going along with their memes instead of fighting it works out better

Even low rank teams bully over picks.

Need to grind 60 to 65 and I'm going to do it solo

How fucked am I?

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here
Just had a "Travelling to Numbani" screen that still played the Route 66 music

fareeha amari

Just try to pick an offense hero or any tank but Reinhardt and just grind it out. Shouldn't be too hard if you're not retarded.

>tfw discord 2-shotting people as zenyatta
is there anything more satisfying?

>tfw hear Genji complaining
>"Payload has stopped, and here I thought we had a plan..." with a soft voice

;_;
m.youtube.com/watch?v=61Odj2pGuSI

So far I've been stuck with Lucio almost every single game. Maybe I'm being too passive and just need to grab an attacker before some Genji "main" can fuck us over

What actually happens to competitive play when season 1 ends, is it quick play only for a couple weeks?

Little Fareeha

>tfw got so tilted that I deranked to 38
>my team reported me for giving up and afk'ing

Play a character with no competitive viability for the greatest ranking gains. Winning as, say, Torbjorn will give you more shit than winning as Genji or Zenyatta.

Veeky Forumsreeha

He says it sarcastically, not in a sad way
Also
>that classic Naruto music
Still gets me a lil man
Thank fuck he's getting nerfed, I used to live Zen, but now...

>Couple weeks
You wish. Months.

Why the fuvk does it take An Eternity To respawn????? I swear this game makes me rage so much, I felt dizziness and stomach pain when I got mad at it today, i swear man its making me pissed in new ways

Do you guys think they will buff the defense heroes for next season or nerf the offense heros?

Imagine how much better this game would be without ultimates

Genji, you shut your nip mouth, you're not even going to help push

When let yourself get cucked by GenjiNarutofan and then regret it when he is dies 1v6 the entire game. Just instalock that shit

>all this art with limbs on pharah
lmao waifufags are delusional

Neither.
Kaplan doesn't want to tweak the Defense heroes to be viable beyond cheesing sub-Platinum players because he's a beta cuck who's afraid of hurting the bad player's feelings.

>tfw I play a character that doesn't even have an ult
i guess it'd be an improvement

Nah we need a genji buff. Fuck this

>Tracer and Widow are dating
>Tracer slowly realizes that Widow will never become Amelie ever again
>Tracer brakes up with Widow once and for all
>Tracer marries a man and starts a family
>One day there is a car accident which kills her husband and child
>Tracer gets home from the funeral
>Package on the doorstep
>Inside is the car's break wires
>With a single white card with a purple kiss mark on it

I did not know how much I wanted this till just now.

Thought it was early September for season 2, are they gonna delay it or what

>tfw Lucio says "Look at this team! Were going to do great!"
>The team composition is garbage

that line is great because Lucio's tone sounds both sincere and sarcastic

>Trying to play Quick Play because no friends online for comp
>Two Widowmakers and a 76 on offense
>No healers

Send help.

tab out and fire off some knucklebabies while you wait, the tray icon flashes when you respawn. i'm sure 10 seconds is enough time, virgin

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t. SR 45 genji main

>me ooga team booga

git gud

>finally hit 60 to gurantee my golden wep

I immediately lost my next match and dropped to 59, but I don't care anymore. Golden balls here I come

Shhhh Tracer is sleeping.

SOMEONE WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE

>lose
>lose
>lose
>flanker main wants me off hog
>i go zenyatta
>the team is getting REKT by dva
>literally overflowing with HATE at this god awful genji on my team
>switch to hog
>anytime genji speaks in voice chat I just start laughing
>hook dva and fill her to the brim with scrap
>hook zarya and pump her once, wait and then pump her again
>lucio goes junkrat and he is like arabic or something because he keeps shouting MY FRIEND MY FRIEND COME MY FRIEND WE HAVE A PAYLOAD TO POOOOOOOSH
>genji is doing that thing where you just talk to yourself really angry
>poosh he says! he wants to pooosh the payload with roadhog as junkrat! My supports want to poosh!
>my zarya goes mei
>my mcree goes dva
>genji is LOSING his mind
>me and junkrat have a combo
>I hook, he blows up his mine mid hook, and then slap grenade into the enemy
>WE ARE DOING IT MY FRIEND
>LET US POOOOOOOOOOOSH
>mfw victory with no support at 65
>mfw voice is completely gone from laughing

>we need a genji buff

>100+ comp wins and only rank 60

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Imagine the game with limited ammo and ammo pick ups.

Sounds pretty sad and disappointed to me tbqh

m.youtube.com/watch?v=f_nkDqmPD1A
@4:54

You need 65 to get the maximum reward. 60 will only get you 200 points, instead of 300.

I want to go down on that so fucking bad.

Lucio is the nicest man in Overwatch.
Impossible to hate him.

Means nothing.

D.Va can tag them with a single pellet and it counts.

So are they increasing the cost of guns to 3000 since all our points are being multiplied by 10?

>implying I didn't have gold damage

>someone actually used my green text from the last thread

Oh gosh, I feel so special.

I thought that was Yuna from FFX

>So are they increasing the cost of guns to 3000 since all our points are being multiplied by 10?
why would they do this?

> virgin
Where do you think we are?

this, get 13k average damage and blocking and colour me somewhat impressed.

>tracer will never cutely mock you
youtube.com/watch?v=knD6CqI3t04

Can someone explain the phenomenon where you unironically just lose non fucking stop in a single session? Is it just tilt or something?

>in a fun lobby
>lobby closes because not enough players after a match
Why does this happen every single time ;_;

Tracer, D.va, Soldier, and Torbjorn kill participations / elims are absolutely meaningless.

Damn someone ripped the Ana model already?

Actually, relistening to it dude sounds passive agressive sarcastic.
Watch out ya'll.

> I did 1 dmg to 46 people

People have gotten so complacent on defense, thinking they're going to hit 2 healers and a utility that they don't expect the banzai.

I dinged 60 on my 200th comp game actually, haha.

But I had to crawl out of skill level 43 after going 6-4 in my placements.

Going from 53 to 60 was 20 games though. The trench is literally a thing, and yes, its miserable.

>in b4 epic rage when they increase the prices before season rewards are granted and 65s only get 300 toward a 3000 point gun