Don't boop that bastion Don't sing Hana A song Don't shock that genji Don't ride the dragon to long Don't step in the trap just because junkrat is taking a nap Don't drop the beat while lucio is in the sack Don't wake mcree when he is counting sheep Don't melt that mei she is trying to sleep! Don't wake my daughter unless you plan to ask for Mercy today Don't blow onto gabriel or his smoke will dissipate Don't shake jack or he's bound to cause trouble Don't whisper to rein or I will be cleaning up all the rubble Don't tell hog that Australia is no more Don't bother symmetra she can really snore Don't you unleash that molten core Don't shout cheers because Lena is on the floor Don't call athena while winston is getting his rest Don't go to widow right now or she wont look her best Don't disturb Zarya shes acquiring her gains Don't ship off Zenyatta hes just trying to attain! Its bed time /owg/
>meta as fuck team comp >lose horribly >crazy team comp with "unusable" heroes >win easily
Kevin Rivera
bad
Cooper Lee
If i drop from 65 I still get the 300 points right
Ayden Rivera
First for incest.
Connor Evans
I have both of them on PS4
Charles Bailey
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Cooper Johnson
Anyone else getting terrible connections errors all of a sudden?
Jayden Gray
see you in 3 days
Jaxon Nguyen
We have a few more days. Let's try our best.
Parker Myers
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Samuel Wood
arctic is better anyways
Jeremiah Jackson
WAKE UP JEFF
Nicholas Jackson
why do you care about picks when you're in a low rating?
Isaac Campbell
WAKE UP JEFF
Joseph Perez
>Nepal >3 stack all goes Bastion >other 2 people go offense >think to myself "no way in hell I'm going a healer in this" >go reinhardt >babysit the retards to victory
Justin Bell
I have been on PS4, thought my provider was just being shit. Too light, both are darker
Xavier Miller
FUCK
I literally lost every game where someone picked mercy, I probably got revived by mercy once in 4 matches
fuck mercy players
Lucas Turner
I hope sombra has some sort of EMP to hard counter bullshit heroes like zarya and zenyatta. That way blizz could also buff symmetra's shield giving ability without breaking the hero.
Brayden Bailey
That doesn't even make any sense
Ethan Perez
50 is average.
About 80% of players are in 40-60.
Jayden Rivera
Yes it counts your highest attained rank of the season, once you get to 65 you can start having fun again.
Easton Morgan
>big coat and tiny dumb goggles vs >red spandex that hugs the curves and a cute ponytail
nyet
Angel Morris
Yes. Your Highest Rank is saved as just that.
Wyatt Cox
This isn't even good porn.
JEFF WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU NUMBER 50 LOVING KEK
Ayden Long
>5 attackers on attack >Accept we're going to lose and pick healer >We win I'll never understand that, going along with their memes instead of fighting it works out better
Connor Powell
Even low rank teams bully over picks.
Bentley Phillips
Need to grind 60 to 65 and I'm going to do it solo
How fucked am I?
David Wood
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Grayson Mitchell
here Just had a "Travelling to Numbani" screen that still played the Route 66 music
Mason Thomas
fareeha amari
Dominic Brooks
Just try to pick an offense hero or any tank but Reinhardt and just grind it out. Shouldn't be too hard if you're not retarded.
Oliver Cruz
>tfw discord 2-shotting people as zenyatta is there anything more satisfying?
Nathan Lewis
>tfw hear Genji complaining >"Payload has stopped, and here I thought we had a plan..." with a soft voice
So far I've been stuck with Lucio almost every single game. Maybe I'm being too passive and just need to grab an attacker before some Genji "main" can fuck us over
Andrew Perez
What actually happens to competitive play when season 1 ends, is it quick play only for a couple weeks?
Hunter Jones
Little Fareeha
Dominic King
>tfw got so tilted that I deranked to 38 >my team reported me for giving up and afk'ing
Asher Clark
Play a character with no competitive viability for the greatest ranking gains. Winning as, say, Torbjorn will give you more shit than winning as Genji or Zenyatta.
Hudson Adams
Veeky Forumsreeha
Logan Howard
He says it sarcastically, not in a sad way Also >that classic Naruto music Still gets me a lil man Thank fuck he's getting nerfed, I used to live Zen, but now...
Matthew Rogers
>Couple weeks You wish. Months.
Jason Cox
Why the fuvk does it take An Eternity To respawn????? I swear this game makes me rage so much, I felt dizziness and stomach pain when I got mad at it today, i swear man its making me pissed in new ways
Wyatt Howard
Do you guys think they will buff the defense heroes for next season or nerf the offense heros?
Ryder Ramirez
Imagine how much better this game would be without ultimates
Ryder Roberts
Genji, you shut your nip mouth, you're not even going to help push
Jace Garcia
When let yourself get cucked by GenjiNarutofan and then regret it when he is dies 1v6 the entire game. Just instalock that shit
Jaxson Parker
>all this art with limbs on pharah lmao waifufags are delusional
Landon Morales
Neither. Kaplan doesn't want to tweak the Defense heroes to be viable beyond cheesing sub-Platinum players because he's a beta cuck who's afraid of hurting the bad player's feelings.
Owen Russell
>tfw I play a character that doesn't even have an ult i guess it'd be an improvement
Leo Johnson
Nah we need a genji buff. Fuck this
Bentley Rodriguez
>Tracer and Widow are dating >Tracer slowly realizes that Widow will never become Amelie ever again >Tracer brakes up with Widow once and for all >Tracer marries a man and starts a family >One day there is a car accident which kills her husband and child >Tracer gets home from the funeral >Package on the doorstep >Inside is the car's break wires >With a single white card with a purple kiss mark on it
I did not know how much I wanted this till just now.
Chase Baker
Thought it was early September for season 2, are they gonna delay it or what
Parker Clark
>tfw Lucio says "Look at this team! Were going to do great!" >The team composition is garbage
that line is great because Lucio's tone sounds both sincere and sarcastic
Hudson Fisher
>Trying to play Quick Play because no friends online for comp >Two Widowmakers and a 76 on offense >No healers
Send help.
Hudson Wood
tab out and fire off some knucklebabies while you wait, the tray icon flashes when you respawn. i'm sure 10 seconds is enough time, virgin
Caleb Jenkins
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Luke Wilson
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Jeremiah Price
t. SR 45 genji main
Josiah Cox
>me ooga team booga
git gud
Xavier Russell
>finally hit 60 to gurantee my golden wep
I immediately lost my next match and dropped to 59, but I don't care anymore. Golden balls here I come
Jaxson Rogers
Shhhh Tracer is sleeping.
Angel Bell
SOMEONE WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE
Grayson Brooks
>lose >lose >lose >flanker main wants me off hog >i go zenyatta >the team is getting REKT by dva >literally overflowing with HATE at this god awful genji on my team >switch to hog >anytime genji speaks in voice chat I just start laughing >hook dva and fill her to the brim with scrap >hook zarya and pump her once, wait and then pump her again >lucio goes junkrat and he is like arabic or something because he keeps shouting MY FRIEND MY FRIEND COME MY FRIEND WE HAVE A PAYLOAD TO POOOOOOOSH >genji is doing that thing where you just talk to yourself really angry >poosh he says! he wants to pooosh the payload with roadhog as junkrat! My supports want to poosh! >my zarya goes mei >my mcree goes dva >genji is LOSING his mind >me and junkrat have a combo >I hook, he blows up his mine mid hook, and then slap grenade into the enemy >WE ARE DOING IT MY FRIEND >LET US POOOOOOOOOOOSH >mfw victory with no support at 65 >mfw voice is completely gone from laughing
Austin Evans
>we need a genji buff
Juan Peterson
>100+ comp wins and only rank 60
Austin Robinson
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Leo Walker
Imagine the game with limited ammo and ammo pick ups.