/owg/ - Overwatch General

Cutest and best pairing

T-Treasure? SURE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING YA TALKIN ABOUT

You've been updating your checklist haven't you, user?

if this is argentina then why is she white?

>beautiful tits
>some sausage fingered, hairy fuck that can't clip his nails gets in the shot
Eventually I'll get so angry that I'll make my own studio or some shit.

I beg to differ.

Man, you know shit about the world.

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Fuck off, faggot

Your shit thread was too slow. Be faster.

Ya you have a good point. All of the comics are abit strange in the art as far as the character they are supposed to be based upon
>hog and reinhardt are both freakishly HUGE
>in the comic rein looks like a decently tall bodybuilder and hog looks like an extremely obese fat kid who for some reason doesn't speak or tell junkrat to shutup

How do I into wallriding

I dont have any pictures of you though

>Korrasami 2.0
>anything but tumblr cancer

IT'S
A
MEME

MEME BACK U FUCK

It really shows Mercy's heart that she can love someone more autistic than Symmetra ; , )

Come to think of it alot of the art with pharaXmercy has pharah looking like Korra

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I'm glad I didn't watch Korra to be so mad about lesbians so I can enjoy cute chocolate and vanilla swirl lesbians.

Challenger!

I wanna do an amazingly accurate mccree cosplay. Tips on the costume?
Tips on where to learn how to shoot a revolver like him?

Ana/Mercy/76 love triangle when?

>when you try to ship but the character already has another mans kid

youtu.be/GdcDjdr1MNI

I still can't get over Winston saying "Frederick Zoller" and Reaper saying "Tarantino"
The sentence mixing in this is next level

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>Ana/Mercy/Pharah

ftfy

why do you need to know how to shoot a gun

>finally finished with my 100 credit run
>have secured my end of season gold gun
Why haven't you done it yet, /owg/?

I wanna shoot just like him. Literally has the best aim in the game

I did cowboy shooting. Spend the money on an Italian .45 revolver. You can easily use it as a prop by taking out the real cylinder and doing a cast of it

>shoot a revolver like mcree
Go watch western and spagheti western films
>dress
cowboy hat, poncho, a belt, some brown knee and quad pads (you could paint some football pads used in your pants for that if you are super lazy)
The hard part is his chest plate, hair, and mechanical arm

>Close to rank up and free lootbox
>Play lucioball because fast and easy exp even if you lose
>We get two goals in the first two minutes
>Guy on the other team leaves
>Game is canceled because not enough players
>Similar scenario for the next 3 games
Fucking seriously? Just accept your free exp and loss you god damned nogs.

READY TO GO WHOLE SLOB

What if the other man is a bum or dead?

p hot

I honesty don't even know why people try and ship Mercy with Jack. It's like shipping Reaper with Widowmaker.

What if 76 is the father

I've already done it.

Just waiting to see how badly they fuck Zenyatta up before getting my golden gun.

Whoever is doing these images, I want more.

Open carry might not work at some cons

cute

NOW LISTEN HERE BOY

>angry about lesbians
>ever

Are you always this mad or it this that time of the month for you?

Yeah, her heart belongs to another man.

What's the composition of your explosives, and how do you get them to make that satisfying egg-timer "ding"?

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I'm just trying to stir shit. Pharah is already grown so the step father cuckold meme doesn't really work. Ship away
what if you're the father user? We should start a game show

Post smug

AARDVARK

>re-re-reengaging, primal raging
>my god, mccree is shaking
always gets me

so uh

are 60 tick rates in the official servers or is it ptr only

Ye

>live under their apartment
>its 3am
>MOLTEN CORE
>CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

The egg timer ding is because i have an infinite supply of egg timers which i strap to each of my bombs, I can't tell you the other, sorry mate.

Its not open carry. It would be a steel frame with a resin or cast plastic cylinder. It would be solid, no way to facilitate bullets.

requesting all flavors of the smug rainbow

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every server on live is 60 tick now

Does he pinch her nipples with his robo claw?

>hair isn't in a single ponytail
7/10 desu

Official, they quietly rolled it out but it may not be in your region yet, though chances are your region alreqdy has it. You can ctrl shift N in a match for detailed net stats.

Sounds neat. How much does cowboy shooting cost?
sad part fir me is that I had to return the football pads I used in high school at the end if the season( our team was cheap)
I hope that I can outdo pic related tho

she looks like a good casual fuck partner

nothing i would ever want to date though

9/10 would bang

to stick to a wall either click and hold or just click i don't even know
i think it's one click to attach and one to dismount and then sometimes holding it works too?
you can't ride on a wall parallel to a wall you just rode on so you can go in circles forever but you can't go straight
you always wall ride forwards and you seem to have the same speed on the wall regardless of the speed you had beforehand - this lets you do some stupid shit

watch this video youtube.com/watch?v=YH0ePK5ia50

first attacker's spawn in numbani has good walls for getting the hang of it near the doors to the level

I have no flavors to give, user. Instead I can only offer you this

>similar situation, be the Rein, gonna shield the team
>someone runs into nudging me forward so the mech clips through the shield
>everybody dies
Why ?

Ana and S:76 got good chemistry, you gotta admit.

It's too bad Mercy and S:76 got no shared voicelines so we can make a comparison.

Are these new competitive point changes going through tomorrow or in the Season 2 patch?

>Ana starts spamming melee attack
>get a boner every time
Only time worse was when reinhardt joined in

>play reinhardt
>pushing the payload with whole team behind me
>enemy mcree ults
>drop my shield
>my team dies

Jeff Kaplan said that if you're Rank 60, you're in the top 6% of players
I call fucking bullshit

Do you think Ana would...

How do I stop my modem from randomly dc'ing me? Fucking thing stops working a couple times a night and I have to reset it, so I can never play comp

Usually 459 for the hand gun, blanks are cheap

get a new one?

When is Blizzard going to stop being coy and admit Mercy is the canon dyke?

>37 years old
>unmarried
>workaholic
>drowning in pussy

Does Mercy have what it takes to bring out the old Jack Morrison?

The saddest part about casual sex is realizing that thick girls are far and away better in bed. Getting a genuine deep throat is sublime.

It's probably true. Rank 72 is like the top 1% according to master overwatch.

Nope.

it's not unlikely
masteroverwatch says it's top 16% but most of the casual sub-40 shitters probably don't have their profile registered there

When they introduce her lover, a new hero.

I think it's because Mercy hates him. Apparently when she kills him she will say that it was necessary

I'm so sick of seeing faggots who suck shit at the game instant lock mercy because they think they're helping as her. She's trash and her ult is garbage. I always have to switch of DPS to play lucio and it always costs us the fucking match. I don't even get to keep my gold in elims or damage because I have to switch. Fuck mercy mains. They're cancer.

>I keep doing this thing and we lose because of it
>Team booga

My 2 hours with her shows she'll say that to everyone. Even Lucio.

Pairing a Lucio with mercy is stupid. Play Zen instead.

I'm so fucking sick of seeing faggots who suck shit at the game instant lock mercy because he is op as fuck. He is ridiculously strong and his ult is too good. I always have to switch of DPS to play lucio and it always costs us the fucking match. I don't even get to keep my gold in elims or damage because I have to switch. Fuck genji mains. They're cancer.

>When some trashcan locks in as Mercy and manages to get one rez off all game

Guess which team won?

I dunno shit about game design, but why doesn't Blizzard have a system in place that replaces leavers in competitive with some semi-competent bots? Is there a design flaw in there that I'm overlooking or nah?