/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

I'm going to get a trip and name if you keep this shit up you fucking grit.

>fuck you
>no fuck you
>no fuck YOU
>NO FUCK YOU
>discussion
Why pretend to be retarded?

Discuss other interesting ones instead of ones that have started shitstorms incessantly. Co-op is not the only feature on the table, in fact it's not even in the game and only mentioned as a possibility, one quite far off and unlikely.

It's either the OP or the Primae Nocta guy. Probably OP.

the OP you sped

>Co-op is not the only feature on the table, in fact it's not even in the game and only mentioned as a possibility, one quite far off and unlikely.
Thank god.

>or if you think you can't you could just have separate modules for MP and SP like caribbean does
Not him but that's kind of his point from the post you quoted. It'd take fucking forever

i'm not that retard who didn't understand the timescale if that's what you're implying
not to mention there's a form of "co-op" in warband mods already

Since some of you probably hid my post.

Sieges seem to be cool right now, but speaking of modding - do you think it'll be easy to mod in breakable walls? I know I know it's not that realistic to see it happen instantly, but if there are trebuchets it's not impossible
We could easily set the battlements or whatever to massive sizes and act as a wall, then put the normal-sized versions on top. Obviously we'd need to make them have huge hitpoints and mass too in order for them to not crumble to a ballista bolt.
Also Warwolf for Bonerlord when

Co-op arguments are always the same.
>You don't need to balance it
>You don't need to change the game for it
>You don't need to do anything at all with the game
>It's just an option
>It will barely take any time or effort
>It will sell better
>Everything is better with friends
>But don't you have any friends?

There, now that everything you will say has being said, it should end the discussion.

Didn't some chink already mod breakable walls into Warband? If it can be done in that monstrosity of a module system, it'll surely be very doable in Bannerlord.

it's been possible since the original mount&blade
guaranteed to look shit though

i doubt you'd even need separate modules for SP and co-op
only reason they did it for caribbean is for the MP mode, as in actual multiplayer, but i don't think it's even done and i don't think anyone played it ever
t. expert game developer with 50 years experience making games

There probably isn't two fags who keep up arguing about this shit autistically as you or """"him""""" aka you even after the devs already explained their problems with it

The Chinese are magical beings so I'm sure they have.
I'm just asking how easy it is. I mean half the shit Feodor does is insane and that's the reason we don't have thirty Warwolf clones despite it being more or less strictly superior to Native besides localization.

how is bringing up some points "autistic"? i don't even care about co-op that much, initially i was just saying why people would want it in the first place
>even after the devs already explained their problems with it
i'm aware of that

I will be the one to love and comfort you from now until the day I die.
I will take you places that you only think about when you're asleep at night.
Let me take the time to understand and I will SET YOUR SPIRIT FREE.

If you get down on me, I'll get down on you.
I will do anything that you want me to.
It's a game of give and take to make it through.
So if you get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight.

When night time turns to day again.
And you are on my mind.
winter turns to spring and then,
life has past you by.
But now we are so young and free.
But we're running out of time.
So while we've got each other here.
Let's treat our bodies right.

I wanna know, exactly what to do,
So that you'll never get me off of your mind.
Communicate, and I'll go undercover
Gonna make you come tonight,
Over to my house,

If you get down on me, I'll get down on you,
I will do anything that you want me to,
It's a game of give and take to make it through.
So if you get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight.

I'm not the type to change your mind,
If you wanna take it slow.
No pressure to go all the way.
Just to the places we can go.

Anytime is the right time to reveal it when two people
Fall as deep as you and me,
I wanna know every inch of your body, so I can set your spirit free.

If you get down on me, I'll get down on you,
I will do anything that you want me to,
It's a game of give and take to make it through.
So if your get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight.

I will be the one to love and comfort you from now until the day I die.
I will take you places that you only think about when you're asleep at night.
If you open up to me,
I'll make you realize the things that you could never see.
Let me take the time to understand and I will SET YOUR SPIRIT FREE.

Everyone knows why people would want it. It'd been stated nine times, nine times over.

I'm posting Atahualpa until you FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGERS STOP MEMEING ABOUT CO-OP.
Also Pre-Columbian mod.

why isn't there co-op in bannerlord???

>barter screen
>you can buy anything for enough gold, granted they're willing to trade it at all
>you can LITERALLY jew your way through the game and buy cities with OYVEY gold
>you can buy your waifu
>you can buy a kingdom
>you can buy loyalty

I want this, who even wants to fight battles when you can pay others to do it for you?

>/mbg/ localization of Warwolf never happened
Guess I shouldn't be surprised...

>texture user working on textures for Phantasy
>don't know what ever happened to him
>no one else even remembers him
Those textures looked pretty too...

>upstab user still hasn't updated his mod for the latest version of Caribbean!
That's okay I guess I've got other mods to play...

>Dickplomacy user will probably end up leaving us soon like all the rest
He isn't the hero we need. He ist the hero we deserve...

nth for playing as a crypto-ethnic rhodok in bannerlord

>>upstab user still hasn't updated his mod for the latest version of Caribbean!
oh yeah that updated like 2 days ago
i've been playing KF2

>I want this
It's confirmed though.

>never happened
I am github.
I can't even fucking launch warwolf vanilla anymore let alone test my localization work. I don't even know if what I have works.

I know it's confirmed, I just wanted to say that I REALLY want it.
I fucking want Bannerlord, where the fuck is it

I'm posting The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla until we get a good post-appocolype mod.

>appocolype

I'm posting Ozzy, the slave trade ostrich until we get a good 15th century African slaver mod

Newfag here, what's the deal with L'Aigle. Will it ever be good

Has someone made rule 34 of him yet?

No co-op has already been confirmed, why bother talking about things that won't happen?

:(

No man's sky, gone home and Amnesia need co-op

...

No, don't even talk about co-op you fucking dick.

just updated the submod to version 2.065

But we can make it work I swear
It won't take any time

Every time someone posts something about co-op i'll now post a shitty song lyric. Do you really want that?

Thanks. Enjoy your zombie co-op game.

My little t*rkroach can't be this cute!

Can I co-op that with you?

sven co-op

I can't wait for the POV video coming out

Co-co-co-co-co-op!
Co-co-co-CO-OP! CO-OP!

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got instore
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word
I wont apoligize, thats just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Fuck you you took it all for yourself you greedy faggot
The balancing in this game is fucked, FUCKED
PATCH WHEN

>Geko noble compansions
>every male but 2 are fucking dicks, 1 good natured and one martial
>every woman is martial and one is upstanding
Fucking shit, I can't even have a decent no-woman daimyo with this shit.

>He doesn't want a harem of Lords
Fucking faggot.

>breaking immersion
Faggot.

>Caring about immersion in a 3-D weaboo mod for a medieval sea raider simulator.
You seem to have an interest in men.

>not caring about immersion in a RPG

I'll break your hymen, you fucking nerd.

>medieval sea raider simulator

Why is she so perfect?

I want to impregnate her and have her die because her weak small body wouldn't be able to handle the pregnancy

I want to abduct her and keep chained up her in my basement, forcing her to subsist on my semen and stale bread.

fuck off

Do you see what you have done? With your reckless talk of co-op you've doomed us all to a roach infestation!

What is this gif supposed to mean?
I wouldn't know because I don't understand facial movements.

>ywn experience the heavenly feeling of cumming down her tight throat while she looks at you with her big eyes

>you will never shut up
Jesus Christ your bushando looks like a midget Barbie doll, just fuck off.

there are many boards to post those pictures to

this isnt one of them

leave

Why even live?

Because you're too stubborn to just fucking die.

What's the matter, co-opfags? Can't handle a beautiful Turkish Woman (Male)?

Dickplomacy 4.3.0.6 patch is out

changelog:
fixed remaining bugs with ladies and commanding allied troops in joint battles
fixed some minor bugs relating to quests and strings
added new feature in camp menu under take an action submenu - you can choose which foods your army will consume - - no more will your army eat the grapes/olives before you can you deliver it to X tavern or stash it for a feast. For old savegames, all food and drink will be nonconsumable by default, you have to re-enable it in the menu. In addition, you can now eat date fruits and drink ale/wine
you can now employ female claimants or promoted female companions in your tavern by talking to them in your prison

Full version:
mega.nz/#!xh4U1JgI!qdwUcTc5X2wlcVYtoFQkjDCjvbHbdV6Cbig_YHvqOZg
patch:
mega.nz/#!l05WRL4a!r15hw9vDatB6MgjkRX9HaSAkg0F11fIDk5mkB2LMUow

from here on out patches will probably be more infrequent

I hate co-op and I hate you.

Thank you Dickanon-san, have a turkish qt.
>tfw a few pictures of anzu will trigger /mbg/ just enough to stop memeing about co-op
I will start using this tactic more often :^)

>hehehehe if I ruin the general, the general gets ruined!
Wow.

What siege machines have been confirmed for Lord of Banners?

You can't hate this perfect r*oach.

Mangonels, siege towers, rams and...
And...

I hate you and that ugly painted cunt and that stupid fucking asterisk meme.

It's a new tactic friend, and it seems to have worked.

Trebuchets! That's what they're called.

Shitposting isn't a new tactic, you disgusting degenerate.

>you can now eat date fruits and drink ale/wine
Based. I can finally get something out of raiding a caravan and taking all its shit.

Did you have bad experiences with women when you were younger? No reason to take your anger out on the QT3.14

If you take all the makeup off of her she goes into negative weight.
That said I would absolutely bully her.

That defies the laws of physics.

Turkey is a lawless place.

Ballistae are there too.

>Lawless

I want to Second Amend you.

It was pretty damn easier than before or I miss something?
t. Std. Noobfrombreak

What? Wrong general faggot.
Is dual totem RF spork still a thing?
Actually don't answer that, fuck off to /poeg/

The fuck is this gay shit broski?

Im the best marksman around
I didn't hit the proper tab, tho

A trebu-what now?

Did the Anzu posters kill the general?
I'm sorry.