You're at a set of red lights and a noticeably intoxicated Matt Farah pulls up along side you and signals for you to roll down your window
>hey kid what kind of tune are you running? I'm joking I bet your shit heap is mechanically stock you fucking ricer. I hope you know that the second this light goes green you're getting smoked you fucking loser
What is your response, and do you get smoked by his Corvette?
Samuel Richardson
>implying the bus Veeky Forums takes to school would make Matt want to race it
Carson White
Why would I roll down my window?
Blake Butler
Yeah, we forgot the actuator broke 3 months ago and you don't own any tools
Connor Richardson
is that Umaru on the passenger seat
Leo Jenkins
GoPro on helmet catches him being a douche and law breaker, report said douche + law breaker to police with video, and then upload it on Youtube while sending link to every automotive news website there is.
Guy wants to be a faggot? I'll just out-faggot him.
Jacob Rivera
If i remember correctly his C5 Corvette had most of the work done involving handling and he didn't really add any horse power so he'd be fairly easy to smoke in a straight line in any car with more than say' 350HP? (bonus if its AWD)
better yet just get an EVO or STI with some mawdz and you should be good.
Adam Jenkins
ask him how the turning radius on his corvette is, and when he goes to demonstrate, speed off in the other direction while laughing
Justin Hernandez
Bruh
Ayden Evans
>Call the cops >Cops come >Farrah acts like Farrah >Goes to jail >car gets impounded >go to auction >buy car sell back to Farrah for x3 that value
William Cook
I would follow him to where ever he's going, then when he parks... Poop on his hood. The rage... :-)
Michael Hernandez
it'd be a close race. seeing as how its the same engine. even the same color
John Young
>Stock is rice The fuck are you taking I want some
Dominic Sanchez
he's implying that you only modified the exterior
Angel Phillips
I read that as Frosty instead of Farrah for a sec there.
If only his Corvette were so lucky...
Gavin Scott
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer are ya haha
Nathan Stewart
>good dirve of ya jew
and yeah i would get rekct
Logan Harris
I would fucking wreck him with my Hellcat
Thomas Roberts
>>hey kid what kind of tune are you running? I'm joking I bet your shit heap is mechanically stock you fucking ricer. I hope you know that the second this light goes green you're getting smoked you fucking loser
Says the faggot praising his bone stock shitty R32 on goofy ass balloon tires that he paid way too much for. Fuck off Fatt Marah.
Luis Campbell
Tell him to follow me down the trail and watch him destroy his car.
Brody Sullivan
>Guy wants to be a faggot? I'll just out-faggot him
Lucas Young
"k.. keep me posted"
Connor Roberts
Looks like your "car" is the one that got destroyed
Henry Morris
Pull out loaded 9mm and shoot his tire.
gg no re
Ayden Butler
Is that Curt Kobain?
William Morgan
Well i assume a stock c5 can outrun a stock 87 buick t type, but it would probably be a good run
Camden Harris
call the cops and post the dashcam clip of matt farrah on youtube and reddit
wait until he pays me to take it down
Oliver Baker
Its actually perfectly sound, mechanically. Some dumbass before me just thought it would look cooler with a flatbed and cut fenders, I guess.
Grayson Ross
>>hey kid what kind of tune are you running? I'm joking I bet your shit heap is mechanically stock you fucking ricer. I hope you know that the second this light goes green you're getting smoked you fucking loser Who the fuck are you you fat fuck?
Benjamin Collins
I'd tell him my on-center steering is really good.
Landon Perez
Chuck a water balloon full of piss that I've been saving up for this very moment right into his fuckin' car and call him a fag
Ryder Miller
>vintaged for eleven years
Christopher Campbell
Bursts in your hand as you toss it
Michael Peterson
>go before light turns red >turn right and block his lane >yell out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" >"what the fuck kid get the fuck out of my way-" >"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!" >just sit there looking ahead at nothing until everyone leaves
Kayden Long
That gives it the zest it needs
Not me with, shitlips. I'm a practiced piss-balloon thrower. Farah won't be the first and he certainly won't be the last to get a lap full of dehydrated bloody hangover piss.
Jacob Turner
why is this so funny
Hudson Thomas
I would walk up to the driver window, pull out a gun and blow my brains out. Haunt him for the rest of his life.